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1  2018-11-20 by MrGoodieMob

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Is this loss

Is this 2011?

What even are MEMES?

Different strains of NPCs accusing each other of being NPCs is my favorite event of 2018.

We all know radical centrists are the only ones who can truly be considered human.

the funny bit is when people reveal their hand by crying โ€œboth sides!โ€ when only the left wet their pants again about a harmless pepe-tier meme

"journalists being NPCs absolves me of my NPC behavior"

"NPCs" is just "Sheeple" all over again. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Am I NPC pretending to be human,

Or human pretending to be NPC?

nah, you are just regular retard.

na, sheeple can actually wake up

NPCs are p-zombies, there is literally nothing to wake up

Do NPCs dream of electric sheeple? Is the ability to pattern match different pop culture references to produce novel low effort content an uniquely human ability?

yeah like this guy right here

how am i revealing my hand? my posts here are consistently about wanting to make love to Daddy and wanting to kill the DDF

it's a job interview not a trial

BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS AND THE CARAVAN AND OTHER SCARY MEMES.

yeah like this guy right here

Why are you supporting the War on Christmas?!

For the drama

Tell me one thing either side was outraged at one point and was worth it

Alcohol prohibition.

Obama eating Dijon mustard. How he's still walking this earth as a free man is an absolute travesty. It's fucking disgusting, and I fear for the future of this once great nation. I really do.

vidya games.

All video g*mers unironically need to be thrown into acid baths.

Obama's tan suit wasn't very attractive. Tan suits never are. Just wear either a dark blue, black, or grey like a normal person, or if you want to get fancy go for a white or cream.

Brown/tan is just ugly. The FOX outrage over that event was indeed measured and appropriate.

But r/drama is full of radical centrists, and I don't know if valling our fellow users "humans" is truly appropriate.

He said they can be considered human. Meaning every human is a centrist, but not every centrist is a human. Like you, a lot of posters here are subhuman drooling retards, but you might still be a centrist.

This is logical.

Dude bussy lol mayocide.

S E T H I N G

This but ironically unironically

there are no different strains, theres npcs desperately trying to get revenge on the ones that called them that by also saying it

Haha wow you really showed them, no NPC no NPC you're the NPC

Becoming NPCs to own the libs

Still got your head firmly up your ass, quite the shocker

i just know what internet memes mean

theyre not actually that complicated

every time the right gets a good meme going the left tries to steal the idea and use it back against them without understanding it, like a cargo cult making an aeroplane out of sticks and leaves because they saw one flying overhead

What are you talking about? The npc meme is a very clear evolution of the "Russian bot" meme, it's not some unique creation...

lol it literally has nothing to do with the russian bot stuff, its entirely coincidental that it does the same job but better

a study came out that said a double digit percentage of people have no inner dialogue, people started getting offended and a meme was born

It's really amazing just how far your head is up your own ads. You have bullshit excuses for everything

explaining what a thing is instead of your normie r slash politics style interpretation of it isnt an excuse lol

thats why people said it was dehumanising, because the meme says they basically have no thoughts and arent a real person

basically have no thoughts and arent a real person

Exactly like the Russian bot meme you mouth breathing retard

Exactly like the Russian bot meme you mouth breathing retard

nah the russian bot shit was just denial because progressives cant argue properly

It's hilarious your knuckle dragging ass is downvoting my responses too.

lol dont flatter yourself turns out other people can also think your ideas are dumb

You really think randos are browsing 2 day old drama threads?

nigga i dont bother downvoting, if youre losing precious points its some random guy reading your faggy shit

And no the Russian bot meme was laughing at the cookie cutter responses by inbred Trump fans.

lol dude people literally thought russian hackers and bots were posting, i bet you did too

you cant backpedal and pretend it was some sort of analogy now lol

Lol you are one stupid motherfucker if you think that. Granted everyone here already knows that about you

Lol you are one stupid motherfucker if you think that

lol are you really going to pretend the russian bot months long hysteria and the bans and "investigations" were just an inside joke?

cmon dude i know you dont think much of right wingers but acting like they cant pick up on your mistakes is a bad move

trying to get revenge

Imagine thinking like this. Like, actually, stop, and imagine that people are so butt mad at your le epic NPC meme that they are out to get 'revenge'.

What a fucking loser.

TMOR, politics, worldnews, melbourne poster

k but imagine being you lmao

Pretty refined for a vegemite munching Bogan tbh.

You forgot /r/Tuesday poster and /r/Qult_Headquarters mod.

But, honestly, I'm mostly just here for /r/bertstrips, /r/polandball, and /r/babyelephantgifs.

Are you a soccer mom in the midwest who just learned about reddit?

No, but only because I hate each and every upmarket SUV, along with everyone who drives one.

unironically complaining about people who have commented in the two biggest subs

oy vey

hey look it's the other retarded TMOR poster

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9x6556/z/e9q73xk

Larping as a lolbertarian = TMOR poster

clean your room and dont strangle your mom please

You post in /r/competitiveoverwatch.

You're in no fucking position to talk down to anybody.

lol? that's literally the equivalent of me saying you post in /r/Fallout

listen I get that you're assmad because aussies, like brits, are easily riled but this doesn't change the fact that you srspost hard in political subreddits that are even faggier than your username

Do I need to point out that /r/Fallout, in fact, does not have the word 'Competitive' in it?

And, believe me, you aren't going to manage to 'rile' me with the insultive vernacular of a 12yo.

right because Fallout isn't "cookie cutter post-apoc RPG"

and it has competitive in the name because the main sub is full of retarded gifs and fan art no one cares about. lol your bants are fucking weak

vernacular of a 12yo. Which is what you sound like.

yeah I should be adopting a more mature dialect like you, /u/KittehDragoon

christ why are aussies and brits constantly in a state of competing to. see who can be the biggest possible fags

Couldn't agree more, which is why I've done nothing but bitch about the last two Fallouts.

christ why are aussies and brits constantly in a state of competing to see who can be the biggest possible fags

What, as opposed to intelligent, mature, and thoughtful (lol) people like yourself?

all these nerds try to "dunk" or "clap back" or whatever other faggy term who are u kidding

why do you think they tried so desperately to say right wingers are npcs too

You're talking about the far left. Yes, those people are stupid too.

You should start mashing that giant red button on your life alert and pray that the ambulance arrives before you lose that tiny cluster of brain cells you have left because you might be having a stroke. Even judging by your standards youโ€™re becoming increasingly more incoherent with every comment.

lol ok dude

you cant turn a meme around like that because it doesnt work, youll figure it out eventually

I'm not an NPC I swear

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the fuck nigga this was 3 months ago are you browsing my posts

You'd wish, lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/avhhe2/comment/ehgi5xj/

From here

yeah i already posted there actually

how do you still not understand npcs lmao

that meme is the closest i've ever come to laughing at a left wing meme or joke in years

Pokemon Go to the Polls is the only good political meme

tfw grandma made the best memes all along

OP should know the hats come in different colors now.

Everyone who passed the gom jabbar test is a radical centrist. Coincidence? I think not!

It's like in an open world game where two NPCs get stuck in a loop conversation with each other.

Except declaring yourself superior as a radical centrist is a meme round here so you're actually just regurgitating your pre written joke from a script someone else gave you.

Dude bussy lmao

We all know radical centrists are the only ones who can truly be considered human.

Not true, I'm a radical centrist but I'm also an artificial intelligence.

there are two main problems with leftoid treatment of rightoids wrt to this whole meme wars insults """banter"""

first is that leftoids fail to realize that rightoids love insults like "cuck" and "npc" so much precisely because of how badly leftoids react to being called that

if they didnt so badly overreact to them, rightoids would consider them failures and move on to next insult

second is that leftoids are pussies who dont want to use any actually insulting insults, so they just use offensively inoffensive language like "shitlord" and "chud", which are only effective at causing their target to feel extreme cringe, not anger

if leftoids were above room temperature iq they would realize that they already have access to a perfect insult that is 100% effective at making 90% of rightoids seethingly mad because it describes them perfectly (the insult being, quite obviously, "incel")

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moms spaghett

moms linguini

This is peak snowflake.

The snowflake meme is the worst.

Reddit: Conservatives are literally hitler, they are literally all racists white trash from middle of nowhere

Conservative redditor: hey wtf man, I'm not like that

Reddit: why are you such a snowflake lmaoooo

Now THIS is peak snowflake

Dude, trigger warning โš ๏ธ

This unironically. Meanwhile you question if boys with dicks are actually women and your comment is deleted by mods. Itโ€™s laughable. If liberals could handle bantz they would thrive on free speech platforms.

This so much! That's why TD and r/conservative are the biggest free speech havens in reddit

Reddit itself isnโ€™t much of a free speech haven ever since the mods took over. Been here for 9 years and /r/Drama is the closest to the original Reddit feel of any major subreddit.

If leftists could handle bantz they would thrive on free speech platforms. At least conservatards take it on the chin.

How fast can you backtrack you fucking faggot lmao

Explain 4chan, then, you galaxy brained idiot. Explain YouTube comments. Explain college campus speech codes. Explain the /r/Canada post where a trans policy couldn't even be discussed because anyone supporting the *government policy* was censored. Fucking weak, the right doesn't burn down colleges when a speaker they don't like shows up.

Explain 4chan

The great Reddit/Boomer invasion of 2016 that went straight to /pol/. /pol/ is also universally hated in every single board

Youtube Comments

Are you mentally challenged? Are you gonna ask me why Yahoo Answers is full of retards too?

literally crying about reddit opression

It's against the rules to tell you to neck yourself

Half the threads linked here have โ€œremovereddit.githubโ€ or something linked because of Reddit mod censorship. Pointing out facts isnโ€™t crying.

Reddit mod censorship.

REDDITEURS RISE UP

Too late, Reddit died when it started policing subreddits. Weโ€™re just fingering the corpse, epic style ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Don't worry, you'll always have voat

Wtf I love corporations growing on the backbone of the principle of free speech and then betraying that principle for advertiser money once theyโ€™re too big to fail now.

Literally 1984

This but unironically. Gonna go to CTH and ping you. ๐Ÿ˜š

You'll be downvoted by angry libs for stating facts, but it's to be expected. Leftie mongs can't handle the truth

I upvoted you because I upvote everyone but youโ€™re the biggest cryposting faggot on this godforsaken sub and itโ€™s not even close. Given that youโ€™re obviously a gaymer that shouldnโ€™t surprise anyone.

This so much! That's why CTH and r/Democrats and /r/LateStageCapitalism are the biggest free speech havens in reddit

r/Democrats

Lol this sub is dead did you go and look for this shit just because you were butthurt

Chapo and LCS

Those are all full of retards too

because you were butthurt

lolwut

I forgot pedes only communicate via memery so I'll make it easy for you:

ORANGE

FAN

MAD

surely orange fan is not as mad as you purport him to be

You sure proved that leftist insults donโ€™t get to you by writing a novella explaining how they are ineffective.

wtf dude how is this a long post i didnt even trigger that asshole bot that bullies me every time i post a long inane essay this is so unfair

it's pretty much the same as school tbh. if you were bored you'd think of something to make the fragile kids cry

I do not understand why people havent caught onto the fact that leftoids deal with being incel by going trans and when they dont they become conservatives

Hot pocket in the microwave for 5 minutes take

it's not me whos the npc, it's the children!

Guys what if we all change our social media profile pictures to the same drawing and then call the other people the same insult that insinuates that they're unthinking robots over and over, without ever engaging in a dialogue. Wow that'll show them.

Next week how about we let dudes fuck our spouses while we call them cucks to show them what cucks that are. It'll be epic

Gavin McInnes stuck a dildo up his butt on camera to show he wasn't gay, somehow.

Gavin "the pariah of Westchester" McInnes.

This is the same man who made out with Milo Yiannopolous for the same reason.

We all know how this story ends...

Buttsex?

No, dummy, BROJOB!!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!

I thought you were joking. But he did make out with Milo. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgJWBr1u9-c

Gavin McInness is the kind of lolcow whose exploits need no exaggeration

I've seen the picture and i still have a hard time getting it through my head that he really did that

Ah yes, Gavin McInnes. The guy who said that all grown men who play video games should really be smushing spiders for their eeking housewives and carving tables out of trees they chopped down during their Proud Boys camping trip.

When I look to someone for advice on how to be an adult I always go straight to the whiny boy loving masturbation hating beardyman who started his own fraternity at 47 years old.

I fully admit what he did was retarded and Gavin McInnes is kind of a weirdo, but that was not at all the reason why he did it.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

You got people spewing sexist and racist views to prove how tolerant they are, that's just the time we live in right now.

lol how do people still not get the npc thing

"hey but if you think about it like this then youre really the npc!"

like how anti racists are the real racists

What

This one failed code review.

Wow what a sheeple

"sheeple" is just calling people gullible

"npc" implies they have no inner voice or real thought processes, and that theyre ultimately running on autopilot and are conditioned to respond to stimulus in a specific way

like "orange man bad"

its funny because the people who hate the term dont even understand it and think they can just twist it around

its that "hi i hate sjws but dont you think anti sjws are just as bad???" thing all over again lol

sometimes you just gotta let it go chief

i feel like i gotta explain this shit sometimes when users in here are as clueless as srd about memes

Looks like someone forgot the semicolon.

The bottom part of the picture reminds me of statphys.

Tell us where the MAGAtard touched you, Jimmy

Interesting

There are more red hats in this meme than at Trump's inauguration ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

oof

All humans are NPCs. All life and consciousness is deterministic and we have no real control of our thoughts or actions because we are just biological machines treading on a set track. All language is memetic and we are constantly copying and regurgitating information

DAE think free will is a social construct

Unironically yes.

But how am i suppose to be libertarian with this in mind?!

If you have a mind, youโ€™re already disqualified.

What if free will is real?

The famous marshmallow study is a good example that shows people who show self determination tend to fare well in life compared to others. Hell, even a positive belief that free will exists tend to make people more productive in their jobs too.

Your balls are a social construct

yes, and I also have the **free will** to lop them off if I wish to.

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You, on the other hand, were born without them. Dude Determinism Lmao.

putting a DAE next to a true statement doesn't make it wrong

what you need to do is put 'muh' in front of it and possibly fuck with the capitalization. maybe say 'reeee' after. that'll do er.

Determinism is for CUCKS

Excuse me but I am a CHRISTIAN

It's amazing how much ass pain one meme can cause liboids to experience

"This is kinda dumb and a bit hypocritical."

"HURR LIBTARDS BTFO!"

nobody objected to it that nonchalantly tho it was all reeeeeee no youre the npc thats dehumanising reee

Nah man writing tearful articles about the mean and "terrifying" right wing memes is the pinnacle of grace and reason according to our resident liberal autists

https://kotaku.com/how-the-npc-meme-tries-to-dehumanize-sjws-1829552261

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-new-alt-right-npc-meme-is-legitimately-terrifying.75478/

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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/16/us/politics/npc-twitter-ban.html

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"This is kinda dumb and a bit hypocritical."

"This meme is LITERALLY DEHUMANIZING AND RAPING US omg yikes le alt-right"

"HURR LIBTARDS BTFO!"

You've managed to overreact more than they have. How do you feel?

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Sleep well until the next spreg out

Nice sperg, retard

Instead you have dozens of lefty journalists writing 5-page essays complaining about dehumanization.

and they are quite estopped

They are just using it to try to paint conservative as radicals who want to dehumanize liberals. They think it makes you look bad. Thatโ€™s why they publish it and pretend itโ€™s so offensive.

Ever notice how unfunny Trumptard memes are?

The ones about them or the ones created by them?

The la...both

Both but esp. the one you posted. Itโ€™s gussy-tier on a buddy-tier subreddit.

Dont get your nuts twisted up over a shit post

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Is there a way to say "this meme wasn't funny" without appearing mad?

Because if so, let's go with that reaction. The NPC meme only works when it can't be boiled down to "no u"

no u

This one was funny because it wasn't an NPC meme.

But when why is everyone copying them?

The only funny memes they use are the ones they steal.

Depends what you mean by trumptard is /pol/ trumptard? because compared to T_D and Reddit they are definitely the best at memeing.

Nah man, they're funny

Boomers are shit at making memes, Iโ€™m shocked.

If you identify with a group of people that has a similar or the same belief system and slang as you then this stupid fucking picture applies to you. If you developed your shitty ideology from memes, image macros, one-liners, etc. on a social media website then you have absolutely no right to think that ANYONE is somehow worse than you. It doesn't matter if you think you're so much better than the SHEEP/CLOWN WORLD/SOYBOYS/NAZIS etc that you're making fun of. It truly and honestly doesn't matter. This stupid fucking meme arose because a group of people with the same belief system and slang decided that they were somehow different from the ~mundanes~ who are no different than them beyond a superficial level. You can all go fuck yourselves.

WOW WHY IS EVERYONE SO STUPID WHEN I'M SO SMART? WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE SUPERFICIAL THINGS WHILE I LIKE THINGS THAT AREN'T SUPERFICIAL LIKE VIDEO GAMES THAT AREN'T LIKED BY THE PEOPLE I DISLIKE? WHY AM I SO SMART WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS SO STUPID?? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ABOUT DEEP SHIT LIKE DEATH AND THINGS LIKE THAT? OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS JUST A SHEEP BUT I AM SO SMART AND EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES IN THE SAME THINGS THAT I DO ARE NOT SHEEP AS WELL BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN THE THINGS THAT I BELIEVE IN AS A RESULT OF SPENDING TIME ON THE SAME WEBSITES THAT THEY DO, HEY GUYS LET'S CONGREGATE ON OUR CONTENT-SHARING WEBSITE AND SHARE MEMES ABOUT HOW MUCH ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE WE ARE BECAUSE WE THINK INDEPENDENTLY, HEY GIVE ME A MEME ABOUT HOW SMART WE ARE I'M NOT GREAT AT MS PAINT. I NEED TO SHOW EVERYBODY THAT I AM SUPER SMART AND A true INDIVIDUAL UNLIKE THE STUPID IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINK BECAUSE I AM THE BEST AT THINKING AS SOMEBODY WHO REJECTS MAINSTREAM THINKING BECAUSE I READ SOME BOOKS AND COOL POSTS ONLINE THAT REALLY HELPED ME THINK CRITICALLY. EVERYONE SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I THINK- WHY DON'T THEY? I TRIED TO TALK TO MY FAMILY ABOUT THINGS THAT I CARE ABOUT BUT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING. WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE AS INDIVIUDALISTIC AND SHIT AS US? THEY MUST JUST BE STUPID; THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY THAT ANYBODY COULD DISAGREE WITH ME BEYOND BEING A STUPID SHEEP. LOL

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Now I want a sheet of tabs that looks like the bottom of this image.

Why do I have a feeling there might be a Loss in the last part?

Hottest take: everyone is npc because the universe is a simulation.

Elon Musk browses /r/drama

Hotter take : the universe isnt a simulation but there is no freewill and everything is just based on how the firstest thing ever was caused and then its all a chain reaction, unchangable and set in stone. Your attempt of proving this being false and also you reading this are both parts of that chain reactions

Didn't everyone throw a hissy fit when Daddy made the "Both sides" statement?

That's because daddy was showing his tard card too much

Constantly using their insults against them will show how much more original you are.

Lefties can't think of any good maymays so they have to desperately leech off right wing memes. Literally meme welfare with the libs taking the place of black people and conservatives being the productive part of society

Next thing they'll want is to seize the memes of production and redistribute the keks.

good bot

Make up your mind. Are republicans NPCs or Russian bots?

...Yes?

What we really need is two of these side by side, one with "I'm with her" hats and one with MAGA.

Oh this tickles me

O used to be pretty ambiguous about Trump. But since he snubbed the memorial for WW1 he's quite the cunt.

The left can meme can steal right's memes and turn them into even unfunnier

The right are insecure about their little dicks and are terrified of immigrants because it means they cant actually coast on being a loser with no skills or hobbies

It's amazing how people stick to they're old media and social media echo chamber. I was in a sub once where I made a point about how rhetoric is off-putting to moderates and some mayo literally said, "fuck the moderates". Social media has given retards only shit that confirms their world view and thats kind of scary. Lmao bussy.

Is this loss?

Only for Hillary

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haha lmao OP you just got dabbed on

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This was indeed the joke of the npc meme that you just ruined by showing

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They're all sheeple

Holy guacamole, this is the most accurate meme I've ever seen.

At least the right can take a joke

A lot of right wing joke takers in the comments here

But not a "Happy Holidays!"

Lmao sure

red cups

Weโ€™re all fucking NPCs

No one is woke this is not a woke statement

We all group up with certain people and act and echo the same shit.

Eh, Libs do say the same shit tho sooooooo

orange man bad

orange fan mad

Npc response lol

Orange man bad

Orange man .... sad?

Nocs response lol

Orange man good.

left wing npcs and right npcs are all the same.. slaves to the jew masters.

Could you make it any lengthier or more verbose? The left is utterly incapable of memeing.

Lol did you read all of those expecting it to be something else you fucking retard?

See? You have to resort to the memes of literal nazis to get a useful one. Thanks for proving my point.

being this retarded

YIKES!!

It's NPCs all the way down.

What happened to sheeple?