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Trump supporter Hayes Kotseos runs a North Carolina pool-maintenance company, but she’s got a side bet that she thinks might make her fabulously wealthy: the Iraqi dinar.

lol her pic

She's also a Q-tard, because of course she is.

It's easier to go all in then grapple with the fact you're a fucking moron

Dinar I hardly know her

Instead of 'pump and dump', enjoy a 'dinar and dash'.

Le epik reddit pun thread. Anne frankly, I dinar see it coming

Trump supporters like Kotseos have also been drawn in by videos showing the “prophecy” of Kim Clement, a South African “prophet” whose fans believe predicted Trump’s election. Before his death in 2016, Clement also often mentioned a dinar revaluation.

“It was like, OK, well, God said the Iraqi dinar is going to revalue,” Kotseos told The Daily Beast.

Brilliant.

My boomer dad was doing this shit back in 2008. It was even more retarded of a move back then. ISIS came and went (in Iraq) so now the situation is more stable. I still don't have strong hopes for the Iraqi government and they'd all be better off if the Kurds in the North just annexed the rest of the state.

Kurds running Iraq would just swap which ethnic group oppresses all the others. Iraq isn't likely to move to non-shithole status until their population either gets over sectarian conflicts or one group manages to eliminate the other two.

At least my investment in trillions of Zimbabwean dollars is still safe.

Kurdistan needs to be a thing, like yesterday.

Kurdistan being its own country would basically be Israel, but in Mesopotamia, and with the driving source of hatred being ethnicity instead of religion.

But it would also simultaneously piss of Turks and Iranians so I'm 100% on board.

Anything to piss off the caliphate 2.0

We need more secularism in that armpit of a region.

Israel is great at keeping the Muslim dogs in check, we need Kurds doing the same showing the world that brown people arent all fucking crazy Muslim terrorists.

Plus if you like drama the Iranians are going to go absolutely apeshit over neo-Israel actually bordering them instead of having the entirety of the Fertile Crescent between them and their enemy.

Inshallah Allah will smite you wh*toid

Before or after he fiddles Aisha?

This is a lie spread by Jews, It is more likely she was in her late teens when she was married.

Muslim whitewashing of history.

It's all the Jews, it's impossible that muzzies are fucking degenerate sand niggers who deserve extermination and have been since the inception of the species.

There is no race in islam habibi. Just muslims and kafir.

We need more secularism in that armpit of a region.

Kurds really aren't the solution for that, but triggering everyone else make them good.

Kurds are sure as shit more willing to have a secular democracy than anyone else in that sand pit.

They really are not, but whatever help you sleep better at night.

Kbye

Bear with me for a second here:

Israel, but for Gypsies

Pakistan.

If the U.S. government let's Iraq fall apart then the entire world will fall apart because everyone will use that as a precedent/justification for their own revisionism.

Iraq isn't that important, nobody gives a fuck about who runs a random "I-" country, nobody cares who runs any of those countries, if Iraq falls, they Iraqis will pick up the pieces and keep going, or flee.

Simple.

If you think Russia would not take advantage of that precedent then you're high. There are four separate frozen conflicts along the Russian Federation border of which they could take advantage. Kashmir would become a warzone. SCS could be rewritten overnight. Don't be stupid.

Russia wont do shit, the second Putin is gone Russia goes back to being a broken down old tank.

The only reason anybody fears Russia is cus of Putin, he only throws weight around cus hes basically Russia's trump, he wont do anything cus hes happy being a rich gangster in a shithole country.

He fucked with Ukraine and Georgia cus we let him. Cus we dont give a fuck about Ukraine or Georgia.

Don't spend that $5 in a single place when you cash out!

Boomers can't say no to a good panzi scheme.

or pyramid schemes. If anything the era of social media and instant social shunning/backlash has made half of them wake up and drop the amway crap.

What utterly worthless retards these Trump cultists are. So easy too fleece

It's ridiculous. If the Dinar did revalue, it would be as part of inflation control with a new currency à la the Real.

Also even if the currency trading here actually did make these people money, it'd have nothing to do with some insane prophet. It'd be luck.

In reality, Trump was talking about trade imbalances with China. But like other Trump supporters who have fallen into the dinar investment scam, which has existed since at least 2012, Kotseos interpreted Trump’s rambling statement as proof that the Iraqi dinar would soon be worth as much or even more than the dollar, making anyone who had been smart enough to buy in early a millionaire.

yeah let's blame daddy for this, that makes sense

My mom is actually into this.

Somehow she's always got some hot new intel that the revaluation is happening this week. Then when it doesn't happen, it's happening next Tuesday. And so on.

Coincidently, she's also a big ol Drumpfateer. And general conspiracy theorist — not as bad as flat earth/not believing in global warming, but thinks vaccines cause autism, Bush did 9/11, we have cure for cancer but aren't releasing it, doctors make women do birth the wrong way to induce birth defects so they need to pay the hospital more to fix them, etc.

Boomers need to be mass institutionalized

You know, being a climate change denying flat-earther sounds better than the list you did ascribe to her. You should start some kind of monument, add a little more every time the revaluation doesn't happen, rub her face in it.

Every time we talk about some crazy conspiracy shit I mention how the dinar thing has been "tomorrow" for like a decade and she is still just like "big things are happening, wait and see" every time. It's impossible.

Every time it doesn't happen send her a bill, add $5 every time. Or disown her, w/e

I believe you are not showing enough "tough love".

Every time her prediction fails, call her a "literal retard". Point and laugh at her. Tell her that she is the reason you started doing drugs. Get a new black guy every week and introduce him to her as your boyfriend. Tell her you are financially supporting your boyfriend. Explain to her how you love bussy.

I can't risk losing my daily allotment of chicken tendies or this would be the perfect plan.

Quick, /u/watermark03, there’s more porn for you.