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This is pretty interesting and I didn’t pick up on this reading of the insult when looking at the tweet originally.

Do American blacks resent African immigrants in that they think they have more privilege? It also seems like the Africans on Twitter resent having ‘blackness’ dictated by American black popular culture.

I am extremely white so if there is a DJ Akademiks or an episode of Atlanta or something that can help explain this to me I’d appreciate it.

I wouldn't even think it's that deep. Negroids get infuriated over other negroids wearing the wrong color shirt.

Wow you're so subtle. Look at you.

They sound like britbong soccer fans.

I mean mayos hate mayos, Russians hate the Finns who hate the Scotts who hate everyone.

Chinese hate Japs

Street shitters hate Pakis.

Just because you have the same color skin and features doesn’t mean you have to like someone, hate is universal! 💜

Most African immigrants to the USA come from the top 10% of their home countries, are well-educated, wealthy, and consequently view black Americans as a community of retarded layabouts shooting each other over shoes. Go drinking with the right Igbo dude and he'll go on rants about it that would make George Wallace look like MLK.

Black Americans resent this because a) that community always hates their cultural problems being called about, and b) they can't call actual Africans racist for saying it.

they can’t call actual Africans racist for saying it

But classism doesn’t exiiiiiist, you mayoid

Class is only for white people duh

First of all is not class, it's meritocracy. Because ''class" promotes a myth of regal European timelessness. The general sense of class as most people understand it is associated with royalty.

This is your mind on neo-liberalism.

I, as a normal person, am confused when people call me Middle Class - I am not a Merchant or knight's apprentice!

If only there were words for stations that are related to our current day and age!

In our current day and age I believe your station would commonly be referred to as “retarded”

Why thank you! I am well qualified for the presidency.

I have no rebuttal.

fuckin slick dude

it's meritocracy

Imagine writing this and not feeling an insurmountable obligation to kill yourself

What about aliens and shit, do you think they have class?

wtf what about carlton or that nerdy kid who says did i do that

Its why we look so good in tuxedos

Can confirm from experience. I live in an area with many successful African immigrants and they are not afraid of having their opinions on black Americans be known.

And if you go back, they were the ones enslaving their fellow Africans. No sympathy on either side.

Also some of the rich-ass African families got rich being on the other side of the slave trade: capturing neighboring tribespeople and selling them to the mayoskins.

All the criticisms of dynastic wealth in the US apply equally to the upper-crust of West African nations.

You hit the nail on the head there. At least from what I saw living in Memphis. African immigrants hate being associated with inner city culture. Urban blacks think they are stuck up white boot lickers. Of course this is a big generalization though. Both African immigrants and inner city blacks will be consumed by the dinosaurs 🦖 in the end

I recently discovered there's an anime dinosaur. Thoughts? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eromangasaurus

Yeah I know about that one! It’s actually one of the few dinosaurs 🦖 that are actually extinct! Interesting enough it is close cousins with the incelasaurus

Why did it get a light novel series?

Because light novels are superior to manga. I actually enjoy some free Chinese books on Wuxiaworld

It’s over for incelasauruses

C'mon man, you gotta know that plesiosaurids aren't dinosaurs.

Not under the same scientific classification but they are called dinosaurs colloquially. I am limited to dinosaurs 🦖 already I ain’t going to limit it further with human sciences

I really appreciate what you are doing.

It’s actually one of the few dinosaurs

It's not a dinosaur lmao it's a plesisaur.

Reptile*

It's not a dino.

good point, dinos never existed.

That, too.

Amen 🙏 brother 🦖

I knew some African dudes and they were super cool guys. I'd say that one of them is the nicest guy I know.

Same. Especially from angola, but I guess thays because I speak portuguese

In the club episode from the first season of Atlanta there is a running joke about Paper Boi's hatred of Nigerian.

I haven’t actually seen Atlanta, I just assumed that because Donald Glover created it that it’s pretty accessible for most white people.

It is fairly accessible, but not in a way that particularly panders to a white audience.

It at least makes a point, not overtly or with any smirk-and-nods-towards-the-camera obviousness, that black people are very much a part of their own problems. The episode where Paper Boi gets robbed like three times and nearly murdered was definitely a take on niggers in the hood trying to take from the guys who got out.

Do American blacks resent African immigrants in that they think they have more privilege?

Yes

North American Africans, Caribbean Africans, and, uh, Africans, seem to have a weird dislike for each other. It’s not just privilege, since a lot of Caribbeans have it worse back home

Do American blacks resent African immigrants in that they think they have more privilege?

Amerimutts resent everyone with a cultural heritage that goes beyond McDonald's.

Does this make la luz extinguido or El ogro de las americas?

Yup. Privilege is another word for success.

Legal immigrants from Africa get through the tough selection process. They have healthy family dynamics, they speak better English than 70% of the American population, and they have real jobs that require a few years training or education.

Their whole existence, their success, makes a mockery of the oppression narrative. Somehow they breeze right through all that systemic racism.

That's a funny way of saying rich people are immune to poor people problems

well if you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

I'm an idiot and rich, where's your god now

american blacks are jealous of african blacks because they have a tangible culture and ancestry

so theyre always acting like actual africans are more privileged despite how funny that is

SKRRRRRTTTTT BRRRRRTTTT GUCCI GANG

But that's the guy she's shitting on's native language.

Hers would be a bunch of clicks and whatnot

More like murmurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXUwLs4kNvc#t=20s

You're thinking of the San people like in "The Gods Must Be Crazy".

What I'm doing is shitposting, actually. I was thinking of Xhosa, and yes I do understand the Xhosa and Igbo are on opposite sides of the continent.

I probably confused San and Xhosa anyway.

You can remember them by Xhosa being the language that the chant at the end of Mike Oldfield’s Amarok is in.

Are these new pokemon names yet?

I think Xhosa looks more like a pharmaceutical brand name than a pokemon.

Sounds like firehydrant-themed-x-men mutant to me.

It really does sound like a bunch of oogas and boogas tho ngl

Hers would be a bunch of clicks and whatnot

Clicks are a feature only in South Africa languages. Igbo has none of that

Stupid white boy.

Furthermore what’s cute about acting like our African identity is “blacker” than that of AAs??

The average AA is 20% European so they are literally blacker for one thing.

SKRRRT

C'mon Ed, that's African American for "Whoa fellas, let's hold up for a secure and admire this beautiful woman."

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGG

SKRRRRRTTTTT BRRRRRTTTT GUCCI GANG

Holy fuck I can barely breath

Black women with short hair look like black men.

bro do you even booty

thick booty is ew

Pedo

I'm so pedo for cute, adult women, I'm telling ya.

More than half your comments are about your pedophilia and age of consent stuff. You certainly want to diddle kids. Are you oniichan's alt?

It's called ephebophila and there's a difference!

lol is Yamete on his fourth account now.

l0pep are you from Germany?

Too bad they got tumblr removed from the apple store they were super legal

thicc booty is wee

Exactly 👅👅💦💦💦😩

No need for the short hair qualifier there, most black women I've seen look like men. The only ones that don't are significantly whiter in complexion than the rest.

Absolutely not true you're gay for liking white "women" (ew) anyways. Even worse if you like Asians you're basically a pedo if you do

Asian women are superior to all other women except white redheads.

When I die I will be buried beside my ancestors in the land passed down for generations.

This is all I want for myself to be honest.

which trailer park?

All I want when I die is that they play ding dong the witch is dead! Just to lighten the mood. Maybe some Pink Floyd.

Playing music at funerals is lame. I want my funeral to be silent, morbid and depressing like it should be.

It's pretty selfish to want your funeral to be happy too. Supposedly, your friends and family want to mourn your loss. To take that away from them for your useless posthumous satisfaction is dumb.

Agreed. Your death should resemble your life.

Exactly.

If it doesn’t inspire someone else to commit suicide, what’s the point of having a funeral in the first place?

i want mine to be relentlessly sad and i feel music would enhance that.

Some music, like taytay for example, would only enhance the morbidity and depressiveness of a funeral.

My ancestors are smiling at me, americoid. Can you say the same?

Fuck your stupid dead ancestors. They weren't smart enough to avoid breeding you.

Yes.

NEXT PRISONER!

I know another guy asked this but really which trailer park?

I have a lot of family buried out in butt fuck nowhere Arkansas. But it will be a cold day in hell if I am buried outside of Texas.

Do you have a family graveyard in Arkansas?

They're buried near Fort Chaffee. I don't know if it's a family plot.

I want (this is a little dependent on he state of the law) to nourish an apple tree. That means my remains must be cremated first, probably.

I like to think I would make for tasty apples.

I don’t want your dead ass in my apples. Morph into a dandelion or something I won’t eat.

My carcass would doubtless lend itself to a private orchard. You wouldn't catch my cooties downstream just by shopping at the grocery store or at your local farm to table hipster diner's apple pie.

Instructions unclear, your pop pop has been creamed.

When I die I want to be burried inside the gucci store 🤩🙏

NEXT TO TWO BITCHES

keep this coochie in gucci 😩👌👌

My ancestors smile on me Imperial!

I told my wife I wanted strippers and booze at my funeral. I don' think she will honor my request....

I told my family that they should donate my body to science because it's free that way.

August 21, 2018

Slow drama day.

It is an Ed post

That is the least O’Keefey-looking guy with the last name O’Keefe that I’ve seen in a long time

what kind of last name are black people supposed to have?

give some “typical” examples

It’s less that I would expect a “typical” example of a black name for a black person and more that I expect people named O’Keefe to be Irish.

why tho

the o' part tard

shaquille o’neal tard

black people got whatever name their white owner gave them

Who owned Obianuju Ekeocha?

Clinton

Tons of black Americans have Irish names for some reason. Shaquille O'Neal? Tyrone is a region in Northern Ireland, yet we think of that as the prototypical black name.

Huh, I wonder why? I was not aware of this. Even more evidence that the Hibernian Conspiracy goes deeper than anyone suspected.

I did some cursory googling and ran into blogposts about British slave owners deliberately interbreeding the Irish and Africans to create some servile super-race and decided it was probably time to stop.

Source pls

/u/jas0njewnova your secrets are leaking

shhhhh

I looked more into your second paragraph and read this article on black American solidarity with the Irish in the early 20th century against the eternal Anglo. Also learned the term ‘toasted Irish’ lol

Brits really didn't like the Irish, huh?

Well there was an attempt at genocide or two. And I don't mean contemporary "genocide" of microaggressions. Like, real genocide.

Duke Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington(maybe the most celebrated brit of all time who was himself born in Ireland), was asked about his Irishness and his response was:

Yes, I was born in Ireland, but no, I'm not an Irishman. If I was born in a stable, you wouldn't call me a horse.

It's that classy, upper-class Victorian kind of racist comeback you don't see much of these days.

Because the Irish are black

Then why isn’t my dick big😰

Freckles = melanin, science confirms.

BIG if tru

Until the late 19th century, if you were rich enough to get out of Ireland, you were rich enough to go to the South, grab some land cheap, and start fucking up some black people. Irish folks were big-time slave owners. They gave their slaves Irish names because they weren't particularly creative, being Irish.

So yeah. It's because of the Irish.

It's right there in Scarlett O'Hara's name. But were they mostly prods? Southerners used to hate Catholics.

You may recall they were transported, set to labor, then set at liberty generations later.

Most of them had lost family names along with their language during the servitude. They took names from the people around them, often former owners.

https://youtu.be/Gt75VjvRW34?t=199

I thought it was the veritas guy for a sec

The Igbos are the Jews of Africa

Based and Bantupilled.

This is unironically true. All the other Nigerians hate them for it.

Lgbos of these nuts

Man the Wokes get so mean

21 August

😴😴😴

thats great tameka but i want my big mac with no onions

and here I thought that only mayo burgers gatekeep about their color

I guess this is how black people feel when they watch mayo nationalists argue about who counts as white

american chocos are the worst.

whenever i meet a non-american choco, or an american-choco that immigrated into the us, they're usually rlly cool people.

but "native" american-chocos (i.e the ones tariq "wash yo ass" nasheed keeps talking about) are absolute apes.

Nothing more woke than black people supporting ethnic nationalism.

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

😴😴😴

The Igbo are unironically based and redpilled.

The Igbo "tribe"? It's the second largest ethnic group in Africa with one 30 million people. That's sort of like saying your part of the Danish tribe.

This is unironically the bongs fault for lumping multiple ethnic groups into a single colony then granting it independence.

Stupid mayos.

That's the TEA

american black people and african black people hate each other

its hilarious because of how much african americans suck up to the ideal of africa and pretend to be egyptian and shit

africans> african americans all day

Ancestral wealth is literally white privilege, confirmed mayo

Praise Wakanda that is a harsh burn.

On the other hand, it's a pretty cheap shot: "I have all these roots and history, what's yours? Oh right, your heritage was stolen from you by slavery."

not linking to old.reddit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> imagine not deleting your account every six months

You wrote ''Benjamin what is your tribe?'' First of all is not tribe, it's ethnicity. Because ''tribe" promotes a myth of primitive African timelessness. The general sense of tribe as most people understand it is associated with primitiveness.

Lol, look at that salt. Telling a woman who is literally in a tribe that she's not tribal because it's inconvenient for African-Americans.

Huh. Now that I know she thinks making abortion illegal will end abortion, I want to know her views on gun control.