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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

Based.

And fartpilled

If someone makes Michael Caine to read it on camera, I'll die a happy man.

bloody nora!

Yes officer, this comment over here

If she completes a Marathon in under 6 hours I'll post bussy

6 hours

days

Completes

even contemplates about a marathon

Sure as hell contemplates getting a 3rd Big Mac

With her level obesity it’ll almost be impressive if she’s breathing without an oxygen tank in 6 days

She'd shatter her knees. No joke.

mfw she completes it on a mobility scooter

she should dress up as mario and throw turtles at people

bowser

You should post one anyways cause why not

JWG already posted his. AnnArchist should too

Are you familiar with Regan chasten? 10. Hour. Marathon. That's not a run its a quick walk

lol thats not a quick walk - about 3.1 miles per hour is walking speed.

fast would be 4mph. She was at less than 2.6

Yeah I used to follow the sub that rips on her blog posts but they're just isn't much material

would you say shes too lazy to type up a blog post?

Eh, she blogs a lot about things that aren't training.

Its easier to talk about things you actually go out and do

She got caught lying multiple times and her fan club started to die off. I used to follow this trainwreck too.

What the fuck. Why the... man fuck you, I didn't need to know this existed. God dammit.

https://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/blog/

I hate you

I know one fat/chubby person you'll love to see a pic of.....Masterlawlz!

But for real, I hope his dog gets through treatment A-OK!

Healthy Weight Again, not an actual thing. Remembering that health is not an obligation, barometer of worthiness, or entirely within our control, the truth is that people of all sizes have health issues, and there is no weight that you can reach that will make you immortal unless and until you get hit by a bus. The conflation of weight and health is at the root of so much fatphobia, including and especially fatphobia in healthcare.

Lmfao

If only she could go on a not eating marathon.

You really don't need that either. Trick the body and swish and spit.

This advice is not meant to be taken seriously by anyone.

And she claims she’s an elite athlete.

Snickers used to be called Marathon, in the UK.

My dad has run 10 marathons and someone has died in every single one, one time he saw a guy drop dead in front of him.

It’d literally be a death sentence for that bitch

She can roll to the finish line

Who cares she'll be dead 5 years.

Or scooter bound

Like 2 fine Christmas hams, covered in disgusting flabby adipose.

There's enough space for the whole world to kiss her fat ass.

Hard pass.

With you permission, I would

Imagine being a beta orbiter for the archetype of disgusting fat women. Then imagine being a massive cuck about it.

Right. I'd be all like, "Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich".

But then she'd probably eat the sandwich. :(

Lol like she can leave the kitchen. That's also her bedroom

I always thought that when you got that fat you just kind of bounced everywhere while someone behind you played a "boomp boo boomp boo boomp boo boomp!" on a sousaphone.

lol shes got that blogger money, you know shes on a scootpoof.

https://youtu.be/XZvWvfCSZ8M

Seth MacFarlane is truly the bard of our times.

what happened to /r/drama

We’re more like the court jester tbh

Bunch of children in here these days smh

Bunch of CAutist children in here these days it's pretty sad

Gallowboob happened....we shoulda never modded him. It was the beginning of the end!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8HcfCrCMM

https://youtu.be/d0aIqx1McVI?t=3

Both of these came to mind but honestly she'd knock down walls or put giant holes in them if she tried

If they want food they're gonna get it boi.

That's it, let the hate flow through you

No mayo on sandwich because 'somebody' ate whole jar! >:(

Fat chicks are smart enough to make 3, 1 for you, 1 for her, and 1 for the walk back to the couch.

"Wait. Make two sandwiches."

orbiter

teehee

beta orbiter

Orbiting in the astronomical sense in this case.

Take me a while to realise that was her butt

How has a heart attack not killed thus beast yet?

Rough sex would drive her blood pressure up - plenty of women have died during intercourse just like men.

Granted, constant vigorous sex would cause her to lose weight as well - - So we can clearly see that it's not happening.

Her hormones have to be fucked at that weight, I don’t see how she could have any sex drive. Or maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part because good god

I mean, judging by her size she has poor/no impulse control, so maybe she is banging away. Imagine the smell...

She has children.

Lord have mercy on them

I'm pretty sure she'd squish somebody doing that

No question that ass is shopped to hell to remove all the cottage cheese dimples.

no question that ash is shopped to here to remove all the cottage cheese dimples.

Hope you like the changes!

Get #OUT

Dude, I was drinking kefir, you fucking cunt

kefir

Is it very expensive?

Well it certainly wasn't expensive back in russia, nor it is expensive here. Not sure if it was actual kefir though, it tasted like kefir but had a bit different thickness and was in sour cream type of packaging.

You can make your own. I make mine everyday, just need to buy the grains off someone. Then add milk once a day to keep the grains happy. It’s better than the in store stuff plus it isn’t pasteurized so it has all the good microbes.

All that cellulite lmao

It's gonna be a sad day when she dies from complications from obesity.

You’ll be sad?

Less drama in the world.

I disagree about the sad part.

Considering the way things are now(or how things have always been it's just apparent now) It's probably a fairness thing for the female women.

Trans VS Models.

It's going to be a very depressing first fap for a lot of boys in the future.

 but many different women, plus-size and trans included, have successful modeling careers

There are successful trans models?

Andreja pejic

literally whos then, got it

she's pretty successful

is she?

Yep

TIL.

TL;DR we don't want to make our audience vomit.

I’d do it 1 year with these plus a couple token plus size models, and have them walk with the other regular models, just so people can flat out see what everyone knows. Obesity is not pretty and we understand not every girl will look like a model but holy shit acting like being overweight and out of shape is somehow the natural female form and/or beautiful is just ducking retarded.

Just have them wear the same shoes and the plus size ones will either fall and break their cankles or break the heels altogether. Either one would be magnificent for dramacoin.

"We attempted to do a television special for plus sizes [in 2000]. No one had any interest in it. Still don’t"

lol it's over for fatcels

Oh, no. What will Victoria Secret do without Tess Holiday.

Continue to make money while not selling loveseat slipcovers as a g string.

The VS CEO quit over this bullshit last week. Stock's in freefall ($LB)

I thought that was about the trans drama and the company focusing less on clothing and swimwear, and more on the lingerie.

I really don't understand why jigglypuffs are so offended about not being represented in VS, they would just end up bitching how expensive it would be because of all the extra materials being used, and how triggering and upsetting it would be to have sizes below 'RMS Titanic' available in the store.

VS has been failing for a long time. Their clothes are poor quality and they market to men much more than they do women. Kinda stupid because usually men aren't the ones buying the lingerie or perfumes.

Their Pink line is marketed at teens.

Another fail because teens don't want pink. Teens want lulu lemon and other brands. Pink has to face the facts that they're not in style anymore. They're alienating their previous customers who are getting older in favor of customers that don't want them.

I'm not sure that's true. Go to my daughter's high school and the amount of "Pink" walking around is ridiculous. Lululemon is worn mostly by the fit mom crowd. I'm sure they have plenty of competition, but it doesn't look like they are doing bad business.

Yes, I'm sure it was because of this, and not their release of 3rd quarter results showing a massive drop in profits

I mean it didn't help

$LB

https://www.google.com/search?q=%24LB&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS743US743&oq=%24LB&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

The stock is at half it's value it was a year ago.

Wait what??? I didn't hear that he had quit, just that he said no thanks to fattys and trannys

Not get fph banned from vs

Breaking news, fat pig who wasn't invited to party posts online that she didn't want to go to party anyway.

I literally threw up seeing that picture

imagine her thinking that shes going to get more offers or that her entire inclusion isnt a novelty

Weird she looks bigger than ever. Hasnt she reach her set point weight yet?

This disgusting freak show won't ever stop packing on the grotesque pounds until she becomes so huge that a black hole would choke on her

Very hot

Imagine launching her into the sun. The smell would clog up the galaxy

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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Set point can mysteriously go up, it never goes down though.

Do magatards and progressives try and one up eachother on who can make the worst insults?

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I hate how gussy used to mean something else: "Gussy yourself up" and now it's being used for "fat beaver"

Expectation : “Plus size” Reality : black thigh chafe from morbid obesity

Reminder: Tess Holiday is a scammer. For more into google her name and Kiwi Farms.

The socially expensive kind of fat people are the ones who are just obese enough to not work, live off welfare, require costly medical treatments, but who still survive into old age.

HAES targets this group, encourages them to increase their intake until they die early, putting an end to expensive treatment, welfare and pension payments.

Tess Holiday is a "pied piper" or "judas goat," guiding obese women towards early death for the benefit of society as a whole.

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This is the real conspiracy we need to be talking about.

Fat photoshopped, grey scale ass.

No.

Took me a while to understand what that picture is. And now that I do I regret it.

If the US military ever wanted to destroy an entire region they could just drop this gigantic blubber bomb onto said region and watch the place become a crater

Tess is pretty fat

pretty

you don't upvote, Ed?

Huh?

I put out the joke and you reupped the joke and didn't upvote and I'm wondering how come

Hot take

Wasn't she the one who went blind from diabeetus?

This is America.

Americans deserve this.

Damn, she nasty...

Jesus, I bet her snatch smells like spoiled ham.

I hate you for making me see that

I wonder how many hours of Photoshop went into airbrush that.

Bring back Fatpeoplehate

A moment of silence for our whale.

She might be too fat for black guys

Enjoy her while she’s still around. She’ll probably be dead soon.

That sounds unsanitary.

Can people that big even wipe their ass?

An obese obnoxious woman. That chick is gross.

My eyes....