Tfw you have no real problems so you have to make up dumb stories and be as melodramatic as humanly possible about how oppressed you are to earn victim points from your insane comrades 😢😢😢😢😤😤
I will cartwheel down the sidewalk. I will sit on the train doing the splits. I will attend parties in a farthingale and Elizabethan ruff. I will go to work in an inflatable sumo costume. I will go to church with rods in my hair so my braids stick out like Pippi Longstocking. I will do the Spongebob in the grocery store. I will Cossack dance my way to a booth at the diner.
In the last month, think of the most embarassing or silly or stupid thing you did. Maybe you ate shit on the ice outside a Wal-Mart trying to buy International Delight Iced Coffee (I like the macchiato, myself). Maybe you farted at church. Console yourself, for at least you did not write this paragraph.
No bullshit, all this tripe makes me feel giddy and gleeful about being white, male, and reasonably if not particularly well-off in my own little corner of the world. Go ahead with your cartwheeling, I'll wait until you calm down and start complaining about the price of housing and the fact that you can't find a job.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-21
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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1 trappysaruh 2018-11-21
lmao the sad state of radikal feminism
1 Osterion 2018-11-21
Littleowl is one of the more sane gc regulars, if you can believe it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
Peak white people nonsense
1 FieldMarshalHaig 2018-11-21
American.
1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2018-11-21
Stop being a mayo apologist
1 Tinybluemoon 2018-11-21
Tfw you have no real problems so you have to make up dumb stories and be as melodramatic as humanly possible about how oppressed you are to earn victim points from your insane comrades 😢😢😢😢😤😤
1 TLEToyu 2018-11-21
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH snort HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 SwordfshII 2018-11-21
She would be out of breath after 5
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-11-21
I give her knees 3
1 Chukril 2018-11-21
Is this like woke men? Work colleagues? A hairy Star Wars neaderthal? Regardless I doubt anyone invites her to do shit.
1 friendlysoviet 2018-11-21
Their father who pays all for all her expenses.
1 Squiddy_titties 2018-11-21
> Implying she is even physically capable of jumping jacks, cartwheels, or the splits.
🤣🤣🤣
1 Frostfright 2018-11-21
her definition of cartwheels is probably closer to general rolling I think
1 Chicup 2018-11-21
Walking, slowly, with a waddle.
1 l0pep 2018-11-21
She should just do GOMAD and become fucking huge, but she probably already is.
1 alphetasauce 2018-11-21
What does TIM stand for?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-21
Trans Identifying Male
1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-11-21
What the hell does that mean?
1 TheMauveHand 2018-11-21
Tranny.
1 Chicup 2018-11-21
Is that feminine penis or micropenis clitoris?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-21
When a Gender Critical user sees a group of friends having a laugh on TV
1 itsedgyoutside 2018-11-21
Classic James Joyce.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-11-21
In the last month, think of the most embarassing or silly or stupid thing you did. Maybe you ate shit on the ice outside a Wal-Mart trying to buy International Delight Iced Coffee (I like the macchiato, myself). Maybe you farted at church. Console yourself, for at least you did not write this paragraph.
1 skyrimporn64 2018-11-21
Hey, thanks. That makes me feel better about the shart yesterday.
1 TheMauveHand 2018-11-21
No bullshit, all this tripe makes me feel giddy and gleeful about being white, male, and reasonably if not particularly well-off in my own little corner of the world. Go ahead with your cartwheeling, I'll wait until you calm down and start complaining about the price of housing and the fact that you can't find a job.
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-11-21
I did, it's better with a flashlight. Try it the next time.
1 sockerpopper 2018-11-21
Even better with a weapon mounted light and an optic.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-11-21
Imagine being fat and not being at least a little ashamed
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