That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
This is an ambiguous use of the word "you". If your materialist premise is granted, our usual intuitions about what a self are mean that "you" upon death will just go where the candle goes when it is blown out. The corpse is cast off like cinders.
You are not your fingernails when your fingernails when you trim them or your hair when you cut it; your heart when it is transplanted or your brain when an MRI reveals you have lived your life with only one hemisphere of your brain. What rots is the matrix of "your" fiery life, left to disintegrate haphazardly.
Catholics do to the point where you're considered damned to the deepest circles of Hell for it and you're lucky to even get a marked grave let alone a proper burial
I've read a lot about this tribe and its fascinating. It's sad that the guy died but honestly like they said in the article he could have caused a a lot of harm by introducing diseases to the natives.
The Sentinelese is a sensitive tribe living in that area for 60,000 years.They should not be contacted. They could be prone to diseases from outside world.The Coast Guard and Indian Navy carry out patrolling to prevent people from entering
He's right though.
The 2011 Census of India counted 15 Sentinelese people on the North Sentinel Island. There are 12 men and three women. The numbers could be higher since the census was done from a distance.
It's a sausage party out there lol
So much so that during the 2004 tsunami, the Sentinelese attempted to shoot arrows at helicopters of the Indian Coast Guard.
From what I've read about the north sentinelese, someone lands on their island every couple of decades years or so. Perhaps they could well already have been exposed.
His stupid decision becomes even stupider when you realize that he would have been utterly incapable of spreading the Good News with them. What was he expecting to happen? He must have been one of those evangelical nutters who believes that God will grant them special powers when they're doing religious shit.
Hey, you're right that it might be a language isolate. And nothing's known about it either. I thought I saw one of those language chart things for Sentinelese at some point, but I guess either I was wrong or whoever made the chart was wrong.
They may even think the other humans are some kind of animal pretending to be human. I mean, what you would think a helicopter is if nobody told you it isn't alive?
I don't blame the guy who died so much as the huge list of people who helped them get there. They should have just told baka gaijin to stay away from bad man island
Culture
The Sentinelese are a hunter-gatherer society subsisting on hunting, fishing, and collecting wild plants. There is no evidence of agriculture or fire making.[10] The Sentinelese language is an unclassified language and is not mutually intelligible with the Jarawa language of their nearest neighbors.[5] The Sentinelese are designated as a Scheduled Tribe.[11]
Advanced metalwork appears to be unknown. It has been observed, however, that they have made adroit use of metal objects which have washed up or been left behind on their shores, having some ability at cold smithing and sharpening iron and incorporating it into weapons and other items. For example, in the late 1980s two international container ships ran aground on the island's external coral reefs; the Sentinelese retrieved several items of iron from the vessels.[12]
Incidents of contact
While there runs a common belief across the media that they had lived in isolation for thousands of years, it has been rejected by scholars.[8] Ground reports have mentioned several instances of local unreported contacts, which are not uncommon.[8]
In January 1880 an armed British expedition to the island, led by 20-year-old Maurice Vidal Portman, the local colonial administrator, arrived to conduct a survey of the island, and to take a prisoner, in accordance with British policy regarding unwelcoming tribes at the time, which was to kidnap a member of the tribe, treat them well and give them gifts, and release them back to the tribe, hoping to demonstrate friendliness. In 1879 Portman's expedition of the island is believed to be the first by outsiders. While the Sentinelese tended to disappear into the jungle whenever outsiders were spotted approaching, Portman's expedition found an elderly couple and four children after several days. They were taken prisoner and brought to Port Blair by force to try and befriend them. The adults died, possibly from contracting diseases to which they did not have immunity. The four children were given gifts, and released on the island where they disappeared into the jungle. The British did not subsequently try to contact the Sentinelese and instead focused on other tribes.[14]
In the 1960s, the Indian government set up Adim Janjati Vikas Samiti to look after the primitive tribal groups of the island and began a series of contact expeditions under its purview, which continued till 1999-2000, when the programs were abandoned.[8] Numerous expeditions were held and contacted the likes of anthropologists, medical officers, guests and administrators.[8] But, the Sentinelese aggressively resisted any efforts from the parties to get near them and mostly consisted of waiting for the retreat of the tribe followed by dropping gifts on the beach or setting them adrift towards the coast.[8] Some of the expeditions ended in violent encounters and contact zones have been since-named after them.[8] By 1970, India had claimed her stake to the island amidst such expeditions.[8] In 1991, the first instance of friendly close-contact was reported when the Sentinelese approached a dinghy carrying various gifts without any weapon and collected them.[8]
In early 1974, a National Geographic film crew went to the island with a team of anthropologists to film a documentary, Man in Search of Man. They were accompanied by armed police officers with sufficient protection. When the motorboat broke through the barrier reefs, the locals emerged from the jungle and discharged arrows at the boat. They landed at a safe-point on the coast and gifts in the forms of a miniature plastic car, some coconuts, a live pig, a doll, and aluminium cookware were left in the sand.[15] The Sentinelese followed up by launching another round of arrows, one of which struck the documentary director in his thigh. The man who wounded the director withdrew to the shade of a tree and laughed proudly while others speared and then buried the pig and the doll. Afterwards, they left, taking with them the coconuts and aluminium cookware.
What did he plan to do when he got there? Obviously he was well versed enough on these people to know that they instantly attack anyone that comes near. Did he think somehow he would be able to communicate with them?
He planned to draw a cross in the sand and thus bring the benighted tribesmen to Christ. Their simple hearts, which are like unto children, would immediately understand the significance of the holy sign.
He had a vision of himself in a jungle clearing, surrounded by the divine light of the Holy Spirit, declaiming the Word while the natives fell on their knees in awe before him.
Seriously? This fucking retard went to an island that everyone knows about as "The place where tribals murdered fishermen for drifting too close and shot arrows at a helicopter when they tried to retrieve the bodies" and is off limits, it's waters protected by the local coast guard, and he thinks he'd be just fine going there, illegally, to preach? Fucking Christcucks, god.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-21
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1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-21
But can we send the fat is healthy people over there?
1 better_bot 2018-11-21
Article clearly states he was American.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-21
But can we send the fat is healthy people over there?
1 queendead2march19 2018-11-21
Article clearly states he was American.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-21
1 MascforRH 2018-11-21
>he was American
1 MascforRH 2018-11-21
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1 Norci 2018-11-21
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-21
1 FutureCW 2018-11-21
Pea
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-21
checkmate
1 badukbingepurge 2018-11-21
Hehe got 'em
1 Kuonji 2018-11-21
but he was asian - asians don't tolerate fatness
1 shaneoffline 2018-11-21
1 PDaviss 2018-11-21
Sticks and stone might break my bones, but a violent tribe of uncontacted people with bows and arrows will kill me
1 alexmikli 2018-11-21
A suit of armor would do well against cave people
1 shaneoffline 2018-11-21
Jesus is my Armor
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-11-21
Jesus ain't got nothin' on cave people bows blessed by Inanna.
1 SignalEvent 2018-11-21
He was delicious
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
Doubt it
1 JarlGearth 2018-11-21
🤔
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-11-21
We'll settle for hapa.
1 JarlGearth 2018-11-21
Chinese spice infused mayo
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-21
What by entering the kingdom of heaven early? Lol sounds like you’re the stupid one.
Go with Christ.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-21
True Christianity didn’t define suicide as a sin. You can go early to.
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-21
Suicide? He was slain spreading the word of God. He just skipped the line to paradise like a Chinese tourist, the lucky son of gun. Jealous.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-21
Aren't you like super racist?
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-21
Super no but I’ve prayed on it, and in his wisdom and might God has revealed to me this killing is a Casus Belli to invade the indyun peoples.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-11-21
DEUS VULT
1 The-Ghola-Hayt 2018-11-21
انشالله Øاجی صاØب
1 coldfirerules 2018-11-21
I bet they have oil too
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-21
They do. The big man in the sky said so.
1 ricoue 2018-11-21
God isn't real and you're gonna slowly rot until there's nothing but bones left.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-21
That's a little rude
1 ricoue 2018-11-21
Niggers like you don't deserve to spoken to politely.
1 better_bot 2018-11-21
Polite or no, you could at least be amusing about it.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-11-21
Hey jabroni, don't disrespect snally
1 ricoue 2018-11-21
Dude bussy lmao
How about now?
1 snallygaster 2018-11-21
😴😴😴
1 badukbingepurge 2018-11-21
When someone speaks to someone else without kindness or consideration, I think it reflects more upon the mean person than anything else.
1 TheBlightStar 2018-11-21
its like mommy thumper said
1 retarded4bustin 2018-11-21
He's not wrong.
1 caliberoverreaching 2018-11-21
More like reLIEgon am I right.
Stupid funDIES.
1 shallowm 2018-11-21
BASED islam
1 badukbingepurge 2018-11-21
This is an ambiguous use of the word "you". If your materialist premise is granted, our usual intuitions about what a self are mean that "you" upon death will just go where the candle goes when it is blown out. The corpse is cast off like cinders.
You are not your fingernails when your fingernails when you trim them or your hair when you cut it; your heart when it is transplanted or your brain when an MRI reveals you have lived your life with only one hemisphere of your brain. What rots is the matrix of "your" fiery life, left to disintegrate haphazardly.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-11-21
"Like a Chinese tourist" so this is a stereotype? I've had them push past me in airport lines several times
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2018-11-21
In some Chinese cities everyone does it. Its like a posturing mini game that the whole line plays.
The older folks, especially, give no fucks that they aren't in China.
1 Inceltiers 2018-11-21
He went spreading the word of god
Fairly use that is sainthood levels of good boy points
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-21
Yes, he died out of odium fidei.
1 Inceltiers 2018-11-21
We only speak Arabic or English here hun
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-21
He died ex odio fidei, you fucking barbarian.
1 coldfirerules 2018-11-21
https://theflyhobo.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/xul8tat.png
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-11-21
Catholics do to the point where you're considered damned to the deepest circles of Hell for it and you're lucky to even get a marked grave let alone a proper burial
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-11-21
Like anyone should care what the Church of Kidfuckers thinks.
1 BANSWEARINGHECKa 2018-11-21
Hope you like the changes!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-11-21
That's what the tribe thought
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-21
Ask how that worked out for the Taino.
1 Child_downloader 2018-11-21
Is your username a death grips reference
1 xthek 2018-11-21
Bet you anything that Muslims would know how to convert these devils
1 hyledog 2018-11-21
They would slaughter all the men and take their woman as concubines, raising the children as warriors… so, yes, you’re absolutely right
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
I don't think muzzies would bother converting them
1 xthek 2018-11-21
Depends how tight the men's bussies are.
1 Roach-Master 2018-11-21
That's not right. You just keep killing them one by one until the remaining folks give up lmao.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-21
🎶While I was at home masturbating to Islamic porn🎵
🎵You were being impaled by tribal spears🎵
🎼I cried out to Allah as a rope of hot white fell on my belly🎶
🎵While your guts all spilled out and you died all alone🎵
refrain
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-21
I've read a lot about this tribe and its fascinating. It's sad that the guy died but honestly like they said in the article he could have caused a a lot of harm by introducing diseases to the natives.
1 better_bot 2018-11-21
/r/atheism is that way
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
He's right though.
It's a sausage party out there lol
😂😂😂
1 SonyXboxNintendo13 2018-11-21
Now I'm imagining a constant gangbang going on because of lack of pussy. I wonder what they use as lube.
1 wayback000 2018-11-21
Wow virgin alert.
It's called spit, you fucking fetus
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
It's even hotter if you extract the spit by shoving your fingers down your partner's throat and gagging them.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-11-21
Aren't you worried the goat will bite you if you do that?
1 Kuonji 2018-11-21
the blood of christians
1 aXenoWhat 2018-11-21
Are you kidding? They're on a coconut island. They getting mad cussy
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-11-21
It’s over for Sentinelcels, at least in the long run.
1 GooseMan1515 2018-11-21
From what I've read about the north sentinelese, someone lands on their island every couple of decades years or so. Perhaps they could well already have been exposed.
1 polzavatel 2018-11-21
does anyone even know their language? how would he even talk to them
1 PDaviss 2018-11-21
Emojis and fortnite dance moves
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-21
Ooga booga
1 MG87 2018-11-21
Gooney Goo Goo
1 snallygaster 2018-11-21
His stupid decision becomes even stupider when you realize that he would have been utterly incapable of spreading the Good News with them. What was he expecting to happen? He must have been one of those evangelical nutters who believes that God will grant them special powers when they're doing religious shit.
1 Stopwatch064 2018-11-21
Their language has no relation to neighboring people
1 snallygaster 2018-11-21
Hey, you're right that it might be a language isolate. And nothing's known about it either. I thought I saw one of those language chart things for Sentinelese at some point, but I guess either I was wrong or whoever made the chart was wrong.
1 MG87 2018-11-21
The BBC spoke to a friend if his and this guy apparently thought it God chose him to spread the word of God to the Sentinelese
1 froibo 2018-11-21
Tfw God just wants you dead
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-11-21
good
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-21
Truly american
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-21
I will use that as my self defense plea next time a hobo approaches me
1 moush 2018-11-21
And killing someone with sticks is a good way to prevent disease from entering your community.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-21
They don't know about the disease aspect. They're just protecting their land against outsiders. It's what they've known for centuries.
1 SonyXboxNintendo13 2018-11-21
They may even think the other humans are some kind of animal pretending to be human. I mean, what you would think a helicopter is if nobody told you it isn't alive?
1 xthek 2018-11-21
Depends if they were close enough to see the crew. Otherwise it would be a whirlybird
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-21
It's (literally) over for outsidercels
1 hotwifesnearyou 2018-11-21
Just imagine all that sweet indigenous drama we're missing out on though :(
1 LemonScore_ 2018-11-21
Indians have already been to the island, so the natives are already immunised to all germs.
1 xthek 2018-11-21
I don't blame the guy who died so much as the huge list of people who helped them get there. They should have just told baka gaijin to stay away from bad man island
1 dat_boi_hunnit_3 2018-11-21
Dog are you fucking serious? They should let us exterminate these backwards shit stains on pay per view!
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-21
But that wouldn't be very nice now would it?
1 coldfirerules 2018-11-21
I'm down to send in Floyd Mayweather.
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2018-11-21
Looks like there is going to be another crusade fam!
1 MG87 2018-11-21
We have a late Darwin Award contender
1 JumbledFun 2018-11-21
The ultimate "stay off my lawn!" tribe
1 better_bot 2018-11-21
Advanced metalwork appears to be unknown. It has been observed, however, that they have made adroit use of metal objects which have washed up or been left behind on their shores, having some ability at cold smithing and sharpening iron and incorporating it into weapons and other items. For example, in the late 1980s two international container ships ran aground on the island's external coral reefs; the Sentinelese retrieved several items of iron from the vessels.[12]
The 1880 British expedition to the island led by Maurice Vidal Portman reported that "their methods of cooking and preparing their food resemble those of the Öngés, not those of the aborigines of the Great Andaman."[13]
Incidents of contact While there runs a common belief across the media that they had lived in isolation for thousands of years, it has been rejected by scholars.[8] Ground reports have mentioned several instances of local unreported contacts, which are not uncommon.[8]
In January 1880 an armed British expedition to the island, led by 20-year-old Maurice Vidal Portman, the local colonial administrator, arrived to conduct a survey of the island, and to take a prisoner, in accordance with British policy regarding unwelcoming tribes at the time, which was to kidnap a member of the tribe, treat them well and give them gifts, and release them back to the tribe, hoping to demonstrate friendliness. In 1879 Portman's expedition of the island is believed to be the first by outsiders. While the Sentinelese tended to disappear into the jungle whenever outsiders were spotted approaching, Portman's expedition found an elderly couple and four children after several days. They were taken prisoner and brought to Port Blair by force to try and befriend them. The adults died, possibly from contracting diseases to which they did not have immunity. The four children were given gifts, and released on the island where they disappeared into the jungle. The British did not subsequently try to contact the Sentinelese and instead focused on other tribes.[14]
In the 1960s, the Indian government set up Adim Janjati Vikas Samiti to look after the primitive tribal groups of the island and began a series of contact expeditions under its purview, which continued till 1999-2000, when the programs were abandoned.[8] Numerous expeditions were held and contacted the likes of anthropologists, medical officers, guests and administrators.[8] But, the Sentinelese aggressively resisted any efforts from the parties to get near them and mostly consisted of waiting for the retreat of the tribe followed by dropping gifts on the beach or setting them adrift towards the coast.[8] Some of the expeditions ended in violent encounters and contact zones have been since-named after them.[8] By 1970, India had claimed her stake to the island amidst such expeditions.[8] In 1991, the first instance of friendly close-contact was reported when the Sentinelese approached a dinghy carrying various gifts without any weapon and collected them.[8]
In early 1974, a National Geographic film crew went to the island with a team of anthropologists to film a documentary, Man in Search of Man. They were accompanied by armed police officers with sufficient protection. When the motorboat broke through the barrier reefs, the locals emerged from the jungle and discharged arrows at the boat. They landed at a safe-point on the coast and gifts in the forms of a miniature plastic car, some coconuts, a live pig, a doll, and aluminium cookware were left in the sand.[15] The Sentinelese followed up by launching another round of arrows, one of which struck the documentary director in his thigh. The man who wounded the director withdrew to the shade of a tree and laughed proudly while others speared and then buried the pig and the doll. Afterwards, they left, taking with them the coconuts and aluminium cookware.
Absolutely based.
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1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-21
lmao
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-11-21
The Virgin Director vs The Chad Tribesman
1 dramasexual 2018-11-21
When them niggas say no they mean NO!
1 Sudokublackbelt 2018-11-21
What did he plan to do when he got there? Obviously he was well versed enough on these people to know that they instantly attack anyone that comes near. Did he think somehow he would be able to communicate with them?
1 michaelnoir 2018-11-21
He planned to draw a cross in the sand and thus bring the benighted tribesmen to Christ. Their simple hearts, which are like unto children, would immediately understand the significance of the holy sign. He had a vision of himself in a jungle clearing, surrounded by the divine light of the Holy Spirit, declaiming the Word while the natives fell on their knees in awe before him.
1 PDaviss 2018-11-21
With Christ on your side, anything is possible
1 Heydammit 2018-11-21
Jesus will take your heroin but won't take an arrow for you.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-11-21
Play the oboe like in The Mission?
1 blackcandlewolf 2018-11-21
lol I don't feel bad for this dumbass
1 Chicup 2018-11-21
You aren't really an American if you don't have a gun.
1 VisualSkill 2018-11-21
What's new?
1 niggerpenis 2018-11-21
I hope he didn't spread any diseases to those people. What an asshole.
1 Automaticus 2018-11-21
All American whites are this retarded.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-21
lmao fuck this guy.
why would they even try to recover his body? that'd be disturbing the locals even more.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-21
Seriously? This fucking retard went to an island that everyone knows about as "The place where tribals murdered fishermen for drifting too close and shot arrows at a helicopter when they tried to retrieve the bodies" and is off limits, it's waters protected by the local coast guard, and he thinks he'd be just fine going there, illegally, to preach? Fucking Christcucks, god.
1 JakeTehNub 2018-11-21
When your Preist in AoE gets killed before finishing the conversion.
1 DaddyDidNothingWrong 2018-11-21
It's probably time to invade these people.
If we don't get these brown bastards to fear the white man, they'll never agree to put their children to work in our factories for pennies.