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Trump is as bad as that other retard that walked onto the floor with a snowball in his hand and thought he had debunked climate change.

How are these people even this dumb.

Catch this 😏

Really don't get it man. Just don't get where these people come from.

They represent their constituents.

The Jews need to fucking hurry up and actually replace these baboons, like they're whining about all the time.

He's in his 80s

republican

lmao

Oklahoma

BUSSY LMAO

Hick voice

Who would have thought?

lol the little smug look on his face when he throws it

Mmmhmm

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1046581846174306309?lang=en

Charlie Kirk brutally RAPES Libtards with LOGIC and REASON

I don't know why but the conservative youtube video title meme is so much funnier when it's "brutally RAPES" instead of "SHOOTS lieberals in the FACE" or somesuch.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on climate change, known liberal hoax.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Al Gore and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life President who had served 1500 terms, understood the necessity of oil and coal and supported all climate decisions made by multinational corporations stood up and held up a snowball.

"If climate change is real, then how come this snowball hasn't melted?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Very simple - it's cold enough in this room to prevent it and according to 99% of scientists, climate change is real and the polar ice caps are melting at an exponential rate, stupid Christian.

”Wrong. Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of An Inconvenient Truth. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and removed the EPA across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

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LPB is unironically the funniest fucker in here.

You mean how SJW's are currently blaming Californias fires, directly and specifically caused by the refusal to burn off the underbrush that has collected and built up over years into a powder-keg of explosive oil and tinder, on global warming?

You're very seriously trying to downplay the effects of climate change on those fires.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/2018/11/climate-change-california-wildfire/

Whatever happened to Global Warming?

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/265895292191248385

Also. Some of his global warming tweets are hilarious retarded. Like this one e.g

It is really too bad that the scientists studying GLOBAL WARMING in Antarctica got stuck on their icebreaker because of massive ice and cold

Well, for the first one, Daddy was just pretending to be retarded:

"I think that climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change," Trump said. "I've received many environmental awards. And I often joke that this is done for the benefit of China — obviously I joke — but this done for the benefit of China."

He added: "Because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you can burn. They couldn't care less. Their standards are nothing. But in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So it's very hard on our business."

Why is everything trump says such bizarre word vomit? Everything he says when read verbatim is so fucking insane. I'm not even referring to just plain being wrong most of the time. (TBF he's not wrong here about China) Everyone knows that. I'm talking about this habit he has of vomiting up a string of words and hoping they make sense when he's done running his mouth.

The electric jew has turned burgers into retards. That geriatric boomers come out with this garbage ain't unusual, electing it as your president is the issue.

(TBF he's not wrong here about China)

laws to protect the environment would benefit china?

explain.

I'd suggest recording yourself talking to someone and see how well structured your thoughts are, but you probably don't.

(((Global Warming))) just got #canceled

It's over for climatechangecels 👏👏👏

They never had a chance. Better luck next time, fellas! 💅💅

This is his most boomer take ever

That one is just garden variety retarded and doesn’t really qualify as a boomer take because there isn’t an intentional or unintentional dad joke component to it.

Seriously tho wtf is he talking about? What story? .. Moreover which part of the story is FAKE NEWS, the low gas prices, the traffic jams or his influence on the price of gasoline?

I almost wonder if some of his more bizarre stories are actually dreams he had and he's too demented to tell them apart from reality.

They really could be the Diet Coke fueled fever dreams of a dementia addled retard depending on how you read them.

I think everybody’s seen the light, and I don’t think we’ll have this again to this extent. We’re going to have to work quickly, But a lot of people are very much — there’s been a lot of study going on over the last little while, and I will say I think you’re going to have — hopefully this is going to be the last of these because this was a really, really bad one.

“No. No. I have a strong opinion: I want great climate. We’re going to have that, and we’re going to have forests that are very safe.”

Nobody knows what the fuck Trump is talking about. He lives in his own world.

Fake news.

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You have my consent to do more than just ping me daddy 😍

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Obviously trying to change the headlines away from Saudi murder. 4D chess and people still fall for it. Only Piers Morgan regularly calls trump and the stupid media out on this

Remember when the excuse for his "Chinese hoax" retardation was "He obviously doesn't think that anymore"? 👀👀👀

its cool having the more powerful of our 2 parties follow a platform made from the rotting minds of old people who should have been euthanized 20 years ago. and also a young base of dudes exactly like this:

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1046581846174306309?lang=en

I've said this before, but Americans really should have taken Stalingrad-level losses in Vietnam. Imagine what a better world we'd have if a generation of young Americans had been brutally, horrifically culled. Amerigussies might have even needed to move overseas to find husbands.

There are no words to truly express how much I hate this man.

Someone doesn't appreciate the gift of drama.

When the world is a Mad Max hellscape and the cannibals are chewing on my liver, the last whisper on my smirking lips shall be dude ^{bussy lmao}

As much as I love drama

This genuinely pissed me off.

He's literally too stupid to tell the difference between weather and climate. This shouldn't surprise anyone.

If he gets assassinated we get pence, who is the literal white devil. Imagine Trump but hyper religious and capable of competent thought.

If someone shoots him it'll just extend his lifespan and make him stronger. There is no such thing as consequence for Daddy: He will reign supreme for ten million years, immortal and all-powerful. His hunger shall eclipse the world, and man shall know fear.

that was the worst dune novel

Who gets the magic cock this time?

The retard boomer needs to go

Boomer daddy needs to go

Lebron is averaging 27 ppg this season..but tonight he only scored 23!!!

how can he be averaging 27 if he only scored 23 tonight????

stupid libtards

The Titanic isn't sinking, our side of the boat is actually higher above the water than its ever been befpre!

83% upvoted

Even most of the DDF can't downvote this one

I love you autistic username!!😍😍

why are numberposters autistic tho

I used to use the term “pseudo-autistic” with you but seeing what you’ve been posting lately I’ve decided to drop the first bit.

😮 i have a follower 😮

which of my posts are most autistic iyo 😊

I think the manic episode about serious posters was your lowest point but the (murderpuppies)[https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9k2km2/another_day_on_reddit_another_murderpuppy/?st=JOS72D7J&sh=d0515d5e] is pretty autism in its own right.

the pitbull drama is one of the only times i posted actual content to this sub and youre putting me down for it 😔

How is someone even allowed to be this retarded? Daddy is dumb and is proud of it.

Damn gotta admit that stung

I'm seething

Fucking Boomed me