Unpopular Opinion: I unironically want to bussy blast David Hogg. I think he's the most scrumptious little twink.

1  2018-11-22 by CoolBeansBussyBoi

27 comments

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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Reminds me of Lou Diamond Philips in La Bamba.

Stop I'm hard enough already

To me, he looks like he ought to be british tbh

Pretty popular opinion. I'm pretty you could get some of the bears from Pink Pistols to join you in that party.

Everytime I see that pic I think the one on the left is /u/masterlawlz.

Then I remember he's terrified of loud noises and wouldn't be anywhere near a man's cock Glock.

Honestly, twinks make the most amazing little noises when you open their sweet hole for the first time. Like a little baby animal moaning. After we were done, I'd spank him while he called me Daddy. Then I'd take him to a basic ass restaurant like Applebee's and we could smirk at each other when the waitress confuses me for his real Daddy and play footsie under the table while we split an appetizer sampler. I'd get horny all over again as I watch him put a mozzarella stick in his mouth, knowing that he had a very different stick in his mouth not too long ago, and I'd barely be able to resist the urge to take him again right there at the table when a little trickle of ranch dressing dripped down his chin.

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Sorry you don't know what a real love story looks like, sweaty

Who the fuck are you to oppose a great tale of bussy love like this? Do you know where you are?

This is what letting rapefugees in does to our cherished /r/drama culture. They erode our morals and corrupt our values. We need troops at the border, STAT!

Can you post stickies instead of masterlawlz?

Same.

I wish I was a twink :(

Stop! I can only get so erect

With a little make up he'd be passable.

He’s so incredibly scrawny that I’d worry about accidentally breaking him in half with my dick.

The weakest bois have the toughest bussies ;-)

Unrelated but original trilogy Mark Hamill definitely had a top tier bussy.

Ice town costs ice clown his town crown

He looks like a young Patrick Bateman.

Ewww twinks.

Give me bitch masc hairy bearded men only.

Isnt he still 17 you fucking degenerate?

He's 18 and I didn't become attracted to him until he was legal age, ackshually