fite me for it, I bet ur only 5'11 1/2"

Tis better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

Being 5’11

Not telling people you’re 6’0

Are you even trying?

Legit, no roasties can tell a 5'11" person from 6'0" just lie about it.

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This is too nice to manlets so it won't really go well

Or one of the crown princes suddenly grows an inch when he succeeds the sovereign emperor.

> manlets

> human

Pick one. That aside, the average height in the world for men is 170cm, or 5 feet and 7 inches in amerimutt speak. You can't have a backbone made up of people who are below average.

I'm a woman who's 176cm. What does that make me in the height empire?

Property.

😂😂😂😂😂

😲😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

A cook.

17 roast beef lip flaps in length

😂😂😂😂

why not, it works like that for everything else

whyd you leave out 6'1" and 6'2"?

Wait...so being 6'2" does that mean I transcend human form?

depends. whats your skin color?

White

lol... you do you. im not going to reply anymore so dont bother

You were never human to begin with.

Wait...that might explain a lot...what am I?

Condensed mayonnaise.

Yummy, my favorite!

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Those are called men.

Manlet cutoff is 6'3 though

Fucking goal post moving.

Found the 6’2” manlet

You got me, none of you can understand how life for guy thats only just over 6’2”. Pain that i have to go thought at every day life.

neoreactionaries_irl

I look down upon ye and say

PATHETIC

Come at me Bro. I'll take your ankles out.

Who do Americanistinians measure height, weight and distance in barrels of burned witch ash or w/e the fuck this insane medieval shit is supposed to be?

pirates, of course.

feet and inches have character, unlike the sterile, soulless metric units. get a soul, faggot

I can't imagine such a burning and desperate lust for character that I'd have to search for it even from the ways I measure my distances! Also, "Ah but xhir has character:3" is usually what you say about somebody when you can't think of anything nice to say.

I'm not searching for shit. I'm overwhelmed by the bland uniformity emanating from the other side of the ruler. It's surprising that the metric system wasn't developed in some communist shithole or insect-people country like China or Japan.

It was made in Europe, is used in all but America and one shithole, and stacks in 1000s instead of insanely arbitrary shit like "1760 yards in a mile".

Enjoy measuring your drinks in fucking fathoms because you're too stubborn and retarded to try something significantly easier.

Imperial system : 1 shithole

Metric system : 100+ shitholes

America and one shithole

and one other shithole*

one shithole

and one other shithole

You can just say Trump and Pence.

DAE ORANGE MAN BAD???

Do I sense a 'Reeeee!' coming from your direction...so hard to tell sometimes.

Does the DDF send you a push notification whenever Daddy comes under attack?

No Daddy Attac!!! 😤😤😤😤

now explain why american money is the most bland and devoid of character money on the planet.

The Canadians got it right

We're switching to portrait-orientation on the bills now, it's kinda weird.

Yup, they got high.

Been doing it since October 17th

Been doing it since October 17th

r/ihavesex

I know you're being ironic, but I legit saw an America on here try to defend imperial units by saying they were made with the human in mind. There's stupid, then there's American stupid.

Because I’m proud to be an America

Where at least I know I’m in both hemispheres

They are literally defined as just arbitrary multiples of metric units now. It's like taking a rational, uniform, decimalized system and just fucking it up to be different.

I agree. The metric system is cold and totalitarian.

It's so they can more easily count it on their fingers

It gives us a unique bond with the moon men. It's hard to explain to worms just how important this is.

British do too

'Say, Egbert, i'd like to buy some wheat from you'

'righto, aewulf. How much?'

'oh, the amount that weighs about as much as that stone, over there. What do you want for it?'

'how about a nice big candle? Say, about as long as my foot is'

'Right you are, aewulf. Say, wouldn't it be hilarious if in 900 years some people in a continent we haven't discovered yet were designing a rocket to go to the moon, and they used the measurements we designed here today?'

'haha you're right Egbert that would be completely retarded'

Good thing they used the metric system to get to the moon

Except that one time some dipshit forgot to convert from imperial.

Almost like they implicitly recognise metric's better so they use it for the important stuff

Egbert

it was tried but we were too far gone at that point

Because the French Revolution established that metric system nonsense so they could have more time to be frills-wearing poofters.

Blame the Brits, not us.

Same reason the rest of the world loves measuring temps in 0.01 increments instead of whole numbers.

That's why you have banned memes and we have enough nukes to blow up the sun.

wtf is this crusader kings shit?

As a manlet, I'm okay with this hatred towards short men. The more people realize women are shallow and the more people see just how subhuman some men are in the eyes of society regardless of their personality, the better.

It's over for us and everyone should know.

The more people realize women are shallow

Why the hell do incels think this. Literally nobody says that.

Less shallow than men =/= not shallow.

That's why ugly women who win lottery go for surgeries (Jane Park comes to mind) to find a Chad, while ugly dudes who win lottery skip surgeries go straight for Stacy prostitutes and wives.

Lol just say to some normies "if you're short you will never have a girlfriend" and you'll be bombarded with "but personality" - especially normie males.

Because there are manlets with gfs, they're just not autistic like incels.

i actually knew an incel in real life and he ended up getting a girlfriend that he's still with when he stopped acting autistic as fuck around girls

it took time but he managed to do it

Men want to fuck women so when a woman says men are shallow, they'll agree

When a woman says women aren't shallow or are not so shallow as men, a lot of men will agree too because they want to fuck women

You can't win, shorty

"It's better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven."

Woo, crown prince. Don't gotta do nothing and all the prestige a manlet could ever afford.

Where would Destiny be?

Laughs in 6'3

We don’t.

Poor baby midget.

What's it like being rejected by the universe?

Everybody loves tall guys.

I’m a 5’8” chick.

Nobody counts their hair in their height.

Ew, my sister is a 6'2 Amazon warrior, you midget races need to go, like yesterday.

Nice. Im a crown prince

lol I too remember 10 year old memes from 4chan.

Manlets please line up. I have a quest to bring a ring into Mordor.

6'. Yes I am a wizard.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....!!!!!!!!!! just REEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!!!

I AM 5'5 SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE !!!!!!!!!

I know it stupid but at 5' 11" this makes me feel seuperior to someone which is important when you have nothing to offer the world.

180.5 I thought I'd be 6" 😣

Height does actually predict wages and power to a degree. So it's not completely wrong.

How much is that in real measures?

I'm queen of the manlets.

Why do all Americans not understand feudal and other medieval systems?

Being a manlet Duke doesn't sound so bad. I'm be drowning in womanlet Gussy.

If I was a manlet I would seriously kill myself.

It’s over for shortcels