I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Buddhist monk drama is the best. They had a scandal in Korea a few years ago where the monks were caught on camera filling out a bingo card of everything they could possibly do wrong. Like they were smoking and drinking while gambling over a card game while groping hookers and eating beef jerky or something. Some of it might seem petty, but they were breaking every possible rule at the same time.
I mean, one of the most influential thinkers in Chan Buddhism insisted that fucking hookers was an essential part of his worship. It's not without precedent.
It isnโt. Friend of a friend was told by a monk not to let their kid near water for a year due to a feeling. They sponge bathed the kid for a year. When they went back to the monk he had no clue what he had said.
Have more bullshit quack monk stories. It is a religion like anything else except that squatting assholes get to set the terms. Someone that can carry water on two poles up and down the stairs might be impressive but it doesnโt mean that person has the answer to the meaning of life.
Dude I used to be Buddhist. I know just how kooky it is. I was just making the usual bullshit statement mayos are known for regarding Eastern religions.
Yeah, I only know about it because I was pretending to be an street-shitter to troll a paki and he kept linking that sub.
Pakis almost always take the bait hook line and sinker if you make fun of how inbred they are, the goat fucking, Kashmir and how theyโre too poor to have a space program. You get bonus points for telling them their sister-wives prefer glorious western penis.
And I equally applaud your father's decision for having raped your infant bussy daily since the day you were born. Bet he really taught you to enjoy devouring daddy's jizz.
The person I first aid that too called me a shithead, so why the fuck are you getting involved in other peoples arguments? I would fucking destroy you or any shitskin that crosses my path again and repeats any kind of behaviour that my 'culture' put me through my entire life.
>buddhists defend their borders and protect themselves
>wtf we dindu nuffin its the buddhists who are bad not the religion of peace
typical mayo not understanding anything and just trying to help the poor minority (the minority are actually the rakhine who have been genocided by muslims in the past)
maybe fully isnt the correct word, but i guess at temple my first thought was "they could be pedos!" like it was whenever i went to a catholic church
that and since that incident i feel more wary about my best friend attending that place, since the temple knew for years something sketchy was going on. her family was just silenced until she died
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-23
I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-23
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 1029384756-mk2 2018-11-23
is this bot sentient
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-23
Getting your ringpiece stretched and mething up is just another side road on the way to enlightenment.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2018-11-23
Aka burning the donut
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-23
๐๐ฅ๐ฉ=๐โช๏ธ
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-11-23
Are those radio-button emojis?
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-23
Yes. I used them to show the significance of the sphincter muscle being stretched.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-23
This is beautiful.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2018-11-23
All credit to president bolsonaro
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-23
Too bad he's gonna make it illegal to burn the donut
1 IDFSHILL 2018-11-23
I thought this was a fake title, wow.
1 Redactor0 2018-11-23
Buddhist monk drama is the best. They had a scandal in Korea a few years ago where the monks were caught on camera filling out a bingo card of everything they could possibly do wrong. Like they were smoking and drinking while gambling over a card game while groping hookers and eating beef jerky or something. Some of it might seem petty, but they were breaking every possible rule at the same time.
1 definibusmalorum 2018-11-23
Link?
1 Redactor0 2018-11-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoLfhQahUdo
It took some effort to find this since there's another major Buddhist monk scandal there this year.
1 broden 2018-11-23
fake news
prove me wrong
1 Shark_life 2018-11-23
TFW no buddhist monk to smoke, drink, gamble, and grope hookers with while eating beef jerky.
1 Elite_AI 2018-11-23
I mean, one of the most influential thinkers in Chan Buddhism insisted that fucking hookers was an essential part of his worship. It's not without precedent.
1 itsedgyoutside 2018-11-23
Wtf I love Buddhism now!
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-23
Y'know, Buddhism seems like a pretty chill and relaxed religion.
1 exploding-cake 2018-11-23
It isnโt. Friend of a friend was told by a monk not to let their kid near water for a year due to a feeling. They sponge bathed the kid for a year. When they went back to the monk he had no clue what he had said.
Have more bullshit quack monk stories. It is a religion like anything else except that squatting assholes get to set the terms. Someone that can carry water on two poles up and down the stairs might be impressive but it doesnโt mean that person has the answer to the meaning of life.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-23
Dude I used to be Buddhist. I know just how kooky it is. I was just making the usual bullshit statement mayos are known for regarding Eastern religions.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
'But Hinduism is a cool religion'
Then why did my dad throw his footwear at me since the age of 5 for being a normal typical child?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-23
Thanks for showing me the proper way to do this so next time the retarded mayos will understand my intentions.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-23
Because you were stealing and drinking his cow piss.
/r/indianpissdrinkers
1 a59b 2018-11-23
/r/subsifellfor
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-23
Sorry friend, it is real, I just spelled it wrong.
Try this, /r/indianpissdrinking
1 a59b 2018-11-23
Thank you! ... And not... That was disgusting.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-23
Yeah, I only know about it because I was pretending to be an street-shitter to troll a paki and he kept linking that sub.
Pakis almost always take the bait hook line and sinker if you make fun of how inbred they are, the goat fucking, Kashmir and how theyโre too poor to have a space program. You get bonus points for telling them their sister-wives prefer glorious western penis.
Theyโre a fun people.
1 wisty 2018-11-23
Define "normal typical child".
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
Just easily excitable and full of energy = smack, shut up, sit still, behave.
1 broden 2018-11-23
has parenting like this ever even been seen in history?
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
Throughout the shitskin lands, mayos are just too ignorant and cucked to notice it.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-11-23
I'd throw every shoe I own if only you were within flinging distance of me you annoying turd.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
And I'd fling my shit at you in return.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-11-23
Little monkeys like you make excellent shoe targets. I applaud your father's decision.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
And I equally applaud your father's decision for having raped your infant bussy daily since the day you were born. Bet he really taught you to enjoy devouring daddy's jizz.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-11-23
Your father must not have had enough shoes to teach you proper respect for your betters. You must be incredibly poor.
1 point_shaver 2018-11-23
So that you learn about Karma and not be a little shithead.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
Nice to victim blame abused children, obviously your parents never taught you not to be a shithead.
1 froibo 2018-11-23
Watch your tone boy ๐
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
Fuck off shithead.
1 froibo 2018-11-23
This is why you get the shoe. You don't learn.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
Maybe I say shithead because you said it to me first shithead.
1 froibo 2018-11-23
Actually you said shit head first ๐
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-23
The person I first aid that too called me a shithead, so why the fuck are you getting involved in other peoples arguments? I would fucking destroy you or any shitskin that crosses my path again and repeats any kind of behaviour that my 'culture' put me through my entire life.
1 froibo 2018-11-23
๐๐๐
1 MandirKahaBanega 2018-11-23
Because parental behaviour has nothing to do with religion? I do agree throwing slippers at your retarded kid should be a religious thing though.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-23
Were you burning the donut too?
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-23
Petition to make this monk a mod. He is the monk/mod we need but don't deserve.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2018-11-23
Until they mass murder Muslims
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rohingya-muslims-burma-villages-trapped-mobs-kill-them-all-myanmar-ethnic-cleansing-a7952511.html%3famp
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-23
Problem?
1 Wordshark 2018-11-23
Had it coming.
1 wayback000 2018-11-23
Worth
1 CashMoneyPimp 2018-11-23
The muslims wouldn't let them grill, man
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2018-11-23
>burmese buddhists get genocided by muslims
>flee to myanmar
>rohingya's come to myanmar
>attack buddhists
>buddhists defend their borders and protect themselves
>wtf we dindu nuffin its the buddhists who are bad not the religion of peace
typical mayo not understanding anything and just trying to help the poor minority (the minority are actually the rakhine who have been genocided by muslims in the past)
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-11-23
Kai Hung. This man had the name, he was just in the wrong profession.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-23
Siddhartha Gaythama
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-11-23
r/subredditsimulator
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-11-23
Not only will it lubricate but it will even protect you from having sex with vampires.
1 HelloCompanion 2018-11-23
I noticed it too. They chastised him, but it seems like he was actually playing 3D Chess in his mind.
1 King_Drumpf 2018-11-23
I love Buddhism now.
1 happyhappyhuh 2018-11-23
a couple of years ago a monk nearby shot himself after killing some teenage girl hes been raping for months
he shot her in her homecoming dress because a classmate asked her out
the only person to go to his funeral was his dad lol
ever since then i cant fully trust monks
1 profunda_loqui 2018-11-23
You fully trusted monks before it happened?
1 happyhappyhuh 2018-11-23
maybe fully isnt the correct word, but i guess at temple my first thought was "they could be pedos!" like it was whenever i went to a catholic church
that and since that incident i feel more wary about my best friend attending that place, since the temple knew for years something sketchy was going on. her family was just silenced until she died
1 Kibaszott 2018-11-23
the true religion
1 Ranilen 2018-11-23
I think I have a new hero.
1 Ononox 2018-11-23
that's some "juicy ass" drama!
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-11-23
The fuck is OP's flair
1 yunghastati 2018-11-23
now this is /r/drama content
1 Electroyote 2018-11-23
Ultra gaayyy