[r/polyamory] "Need help with complications: Wife accidentally pregnant with live-in boyfriend's child"

1  2018-11-23 by POST_BUSSY

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Pizzashill was right

My wife has been cheating with other people for all of those years until about 3 years ago when we figured out a way for her to see other people honestly

This can't be real.

It isn’t

How would you know?

Let's just all hope this isn't real.

Dude is role playing

What makes you so sure? You just keep repeating the same thing without qualifying it.

Why are you so sure he is real?

No one is that big of a cuck, wife cheats on him for 3 years and they go poly so she can get more strange on the side? Come on, it sounds like it was written by someone that has a humiliation fetish and gets off on being called pathetic.

Or you know, It might just be me posting on an alt.

Or it's both.

True centrist take and most likely the correct one.

r/inceltears

Yes they are

everything i read on reddit is true

Nothing I read on reddit is true

This is always the correct option.

What is with the insane black and white thinking everyone here seems to have? Either everything is true or nothing is ever true? Could it be some things are actually true and some aren't, and not everything is bullshit?

What is with this insane serious posting you seem to be doing?

Not only that, but everything not on reddit is fake (and possibly gay). Fite me IRL.

I'll 1v1 you outside of Ironforge when classic servers are out

Nothing on the internet is real bud, sorry no one told you yet.

Faggots from r/cuckoldry thrive on this fiction dude.

Optimist radical-centrist nihilism.

They only thing I want to be optimistic about at this point is that there are enough thermonuclear weapons for each and every "person" on this planet.

That's peak Posadism.

Part of a series on Trotskyism

Eeeew, no, thanks.

Posadism is unironically based. Radical centrism is the one true way, but posadism is a good B plan.

how could you sum me up so well without ever talking to me?

I found out yesterday that they are accidentally pregnant (kidney infection messed up her ovulation cycle and BF only wants to cum inside her)

Come on man. Also, how do they know who the father is unless the husband isn't having sex with her, in which case, come on man.

Dude said they barely have sex and for all you know she makes him wear a rubber.

Come on man. No one is this pathetic and unaware of it at the same time.

Seems super fake, which makes it funnier that someone bought gold for multiple comments saying "this isn't poly".

From my occasional hate-reading of that sub there seems like a large voting/commenting contingent of women working to keep the gravy train going.

I'm gonna guess there's some woman with 7 boyfriends using her incel husband's credit card to gild "poly isn't like this" comments.

Its possibly fake but /r/polyamory is full of this type of thinking.

Watch the first episode of Louis Theroux's Altered States series. It's about polyamory. The first couple he talks to is basically the same situation, and you can tell the guy hates himself. Another couple, some guy's girlfriend is in late term pregnancy and he's obviously not cool with her deciding to start a relationship with some other guy.

Louis Theroux has a lot of great moments that readers of this sub would likely enjoy. Most probably know by now but if not do yourself a favor. The Weird Weekends episode about wrestling comes to mind.

Weird weekends is a work of art. Cmon the UFO guy with his imaginary gun is the craziest.

So if that was true, then this could be true too. A strange thing

This is the result of not having respect for yourself.

poly has a lot of fucked up people but this one reads like pure cuck fantasy.

This is what happens if you date while being a sub 8 male.

It seems like r/polyamory has a lot of doormats in dysfunctional relationships. It can rival r/Relationships

The key to knowing it's fake is that actual polytards, while often pushovers and losers, don't write about their relationships like this. The specific focus on the male being 'monogamous' while the wife cheats on him, persuades him to stay, then brings her boyfriend into the house while the boyfriend reluctantly rationalizes it is what makes it most likely a fakepost - whether by someone with a cuckold fetish or just a troll.

I need better bullshit detectors for these stories.

Account age + activity + old post is enough to weed out 99.9% of these stories.

It's alright. It's when they focus on a lot of wierd details. He focuses on a lot of cuck details to make himself look pathetic. A good troll post implies and makes the reader draw conclusions. The idea that she loves him more he was suppose to move in years later but in 3 months he moved in and how he sleeps in the daughters room. Its bs.

The part about how the bf insists on busting in her was a dead giveaway.

It’s all bullshit.

Also, actual polytards are often former swingers and/or generally well capable of getting laid.

99.9% of the time everyone involved looks like you wouldn't fuck them with a 20ft pole, but they really do make the best of it.

Obviously the linked story is fake af. However, there's a big difference between couples starting out as poly and couples transitioning into poly. There are tons of horror stories regarding the latter.

Yes, but in either case the man generally has enough self-awareness regarding his sexual value or lack of thereof to not willingly get himself into an arragement that will leave him cucked by five Tyrones a week.

I've known far more poly/open couples than I would like to. They're all clowns for a variety of other reasons, but the man not getting any is not one of them. They get enough to make it work.

If you as a guy lead with the fact that you are in a relationship, and are poly, you probably have a way higher chance of getting laid than a single guy on average. To a lot of women that's proof that you are capable of getting along with and satisfying a woman and that you are open-minded, which is basically what most women just looking to get laid are looking for. You'll miss out on women who use tinder to look for their next boyfriend, but at the same time you probably shouldn't put your dick in psychotic anyway

The key to knowing it's fake is that actual polytards, while often pushovers and losers, don't write about their relationships like this.

This one.

People who have strong ideological beliefs don't make those beliefs look bad, even when they're complaining about the ramifications of those beliefs on their lives or well being.

Being a doormat in a dysfunctional relationship means that you're woke and anti patriarchy, your toxic masculinity is showing you misogynist /s

Ugh. This is why people need to stick with bussy.

Dysfunctional relationships are the topic of the sub.

The absolute state of mayo men

Using mayo unironically...

Using 'using mayo unironically' unironically...

Oh no. Im not jumping on this train!

"accidentally"

This has to be fanfic, even the doormats are saying the guy needs to dump the broad.

Yeah, and if it's trolling instead of a cuck's fanfic he needs to work on his game. Good trolls get some people to approve of the degeneracy.

A cuck got cucked 🤔🤔🤔

Anyway this is probably fake

OP is peak /r/menslib.

Fake and polygay

This is some gr8 b8 m8.

I hope this is real. It’s most likely a LARP but goddamn, poly people are the dumbest fuckers around.

Just in case this isn’t a LARP, anyone who’s that big of a cuck is getting exactly what they deserve at that point. Should have divorced at the first whiff that the foid was cheating.

I believe 'cuck' is the correct definition.

This is so fake that its boring.

He moved in 3 months ago and stays in our old bedroom while I sleep in my daughter's old room.

AHAHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHA

Divorce is expensive... Because it's worth it.

Based

When it comes to the two of us, she has said she sees me as a trusted friend but not someone who she is in love with.

Holy shit, cucks are least get told they're still loved. it's all over for polycels.

Why are all polyamorous relationship made of a woman and several men but never the contrary?

You're not gonna count Islamic or Mormon poly relationships? It's usually one man and numerous women and girls.

Ehm when they are not forced?

Damn nigga, you in the fucking negatives.

Why are all polyamorous relationship made of a woman and several men but never the contrary?

It's because they're all filled with low quality men.

High quality guys don't have "poly" relationships - they just have a line of chicks in their contact list that they fuck when they feel like it. No need to pretend to have feels on top of that, only women are that retarded (and the loser males that suck up to them to try and get a little strange).

No way these people don’t get arrested for fucking their kids

All poly people are cucks. Change my mind

the 10% chance that this is real terrifies me

If this is a real post you're all gonna see me on the news tomorrow and this subs gonna recieve national scrutiny from the media.

People who let their wives do this deserve it.