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If the order is not followed ... I guess we might have to see you in court.

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Oh god. My sides.

I’m not trying to sue anybody

Ok. Ok. It’s starting to hurt.

Fair use does not apply here

Hilarious.

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. ^src

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It's like every day I come to reddit, and some red-hat has to declare he's even dumber than we originally thought.

It has to be done.

Thank you for making a constructive post. I am not removing posts yet at this stage in the development of this community bc I want outsiders to see the supression of our faith up close. However, it is clear that many on our sub do not genuinely follow the King James Bible, and I think that a committee to help determine what is acceptable for a Christian on Reddit is a good idea. I will communicate with the Holy Spirit for guidance, but will make a decision within the week.

The statement above was written by a person I personally believe to be an idiot. Should he happen to see the post, he or his ‘legal counsel’ can fee free to contact me and demand the post be altered. If the individual understood the law they would understand thwybhave no copyright claim.

I eagerly await the volunteer community moderator trying to intimidate me with his pre-law education.

Always and forever. That's bait tho

Three years of bait? I’m legit uncertain.

The little self righteous sign off at the end of every post is too much. There being such a backlog of long winded christ comments, I can't tell if a shtick or no.

He does say elsewhere he ‘was’ schizo before finding God.

I’m kinda guessing it’s a Q-level autistic retard, hence the end of post signature. But I can’t honestly tell.

Ahh, I wasn't willing to scroll their history very far. Having a few extra voices rattling around their melon make the LARPing 4 Jesus look all the more true true.

Maybe they're of an age where the emails-from-grandma-sign-offs don't seem that autistic?

Yeh that’s why I’m thinking Quckolded boomer. Signs stuff like gam-gam, schizo, and batshit gay for Jesus.

..... The dude claims to be a teacher. We've really failed the next generation then.

It's a troll. Is that not obvious enough?

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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This is a fair point

oh no

He's dedicated af then.

If a troll is going to stick with it for 3 years it's no longer a troll

3 yrs

300 karma

oldest post is around 80 days

Nah

You are spot on. Surprised people are taking this seriously.

Admittedly this one was p funny tho: Sorry if this is an unusual question, but when you pray, how do you know which one of the voices is God?

This reminds of all the idiots that think reposting things they've written or selfies posted online is harassment.

If you put it online, its free real estate / public domain. I mean if youre that big a sissy then quit posting your noodz all over the internet.

In 7th grade, my friends bet cash that I wouldnt climb a water tower near our school. Keep in mind that in flat Kansas those go up 65+ meters (over 200 feet). The ladder was straight up, and while it had a 'cage' around the back, there was nothing else to stop you from falling to your death. I remember being about halfway up when I first looked down. That was a terrible idea. The wind was really hard at that elevation and I remember feeling extremely dizzy. My legs and arms were shaking but I was closer to the top than the bottom. I finally clambered on top of the tower (no railing) and looked out. Other than the terrifying wind threatening to sweep me off the roof of the tower, the view was incredible. I didn't understand at the time, but that was my first religious pilgrimage. Just like you, I have also felt a need throughout my life to climb towards high points. I plan to attempt a climb of Mt. Everest on my 33rd birthday (the age Jesus died). High places are the closest points to Heaven, and I think it's natural that just as the masons of the Tower of Babel sought to climb towards the Kingdom of God, we continue that tradition today through rock-climbing, mountain-scaling, and even the occasional ferris wheel ride. I've always said that my fellow mountaineers are either Christians, or liars.

Damn it boomer, do you know what paragraphs are?

Haha, thanks. One of the earliest rules I learned as a child involved cookies. The teacher asked if we would rather have 1 or 2 cookies. If you wanted 2 cookies, you had to wait 10 minutes before eating your first cookie. I had already undergone similar conditioning at home (Ma wouldn't let me eat till I got the Lord's prayer word-for-word). Anyway, students who ate their cookie early lost recess for the sin of Gluttonny (small price compared to Hell) and students who waited for a second cookie then had to give it to the teacher as a form of taxation (idk if she was a libertarian or trying to teach us about tithing the church). It teaches us that no matter what we do or what faith we follow, we are All The Same.

Anyway, probably goes without saying this was a Catholic school. Still better than public brainwashing camps, but if you are a Baptist or a LDS you will probably want to home-school or move to a more traditional country like Israel.

Have you owned the libs yet?

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This is not funny. I am the user in the OP. In the last 24 hours I have received over 1000 messages from various users, 90% of which are harassment due to my Christian faith. I am trying to adjust to my new life as a teacher and I am not thrilled about the harassment and DOXing I have received. Apparantly users have identified the Middle School I work at and contacted the administration. I don't know what they said, but I will find out after Thanksgiving break. I haven't even posted in over a week, but suddenly some of my posts are being re-used without my permission and have more than 15k upvotes, while I have never gotten more than 300. My writing is my copyright. I am willing to Cease & Desist anybody who continues to use my work without my permission beyond November 23rd, (Friday).