RIP r/drama's Token Lawyer

1  2018-11-24 by acidoverbasic

51 comments

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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RIP.

Who knew the Ikea lobby was so powerful?

Nope, it was his πŸ›πŸ›πŸ› Pakistani πŸ›πŸ›πŸ› brethren.

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Aw. What happened?

Imagine not being able to balance shit posting on Reddit with a rewarding career and fulfilling personal relationships.

why are you shaming a man for overcoming his autism?

Hes just being autistic irl now.

That’s just sad. Irrational Huckleberry please get a new account and come back soon.

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See you next week

Fuck. He actually has a point now....

Gay

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First /u/tia00017 and now rationalhucklebery. Why do people keep doing this? The only reason I use all my free time to shitpost on reddit is because I don't have a fullfilling life or any valuable skills or anything to do. Why would I stop shitposting before those things fall into my lap?

lol

Next time I'm at the beach I'll wave to the guy parasailing who will surely be rationalhuckleberry

Absolute legend.

Rationalcuckleberry

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

That sucks. Now who will get my jokes about the Dormant Commerce Clause?

The real joke is thinking the Constitution matters in $CURRENT_YEAR

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We still got Sans though, right?!

O shit, he's a lawyer too?

He's allegedly a kiwi lawyer, specialising in NFL ball deflation.

Why would kiwis care about that?

Imagine obsessively following the sports of another nation because your own """""""country""""""" has no worthwhile culture lmao

They have rugby

Literally who?

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What about the LSU_coonass dude? I thought he was a lawyer type too

they're all "lawyers"

But I just talked to him yesterday? Too soon.

Wtf me too. I’ve spoken with him on all my accounts and I’m honestly sad rn.

The fact that you even care is more sad tbh

Our token lawyer is /u/ComedicSans. I've got no idea who the fuck this guy was supposed to be.

user reports:
1: These people think you're not a NEET πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lol

For a second I was worried we lost the most based mod of all time.

Yeah, if I ever need to get out of a jam in Christchurch I'm covered.

I thought it was gonna be /u/ComedicSans and was immensely disappointed when it wasn't

Rude tbh.

I thought our house pedo tranny lawyer was amy

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What about me?

Damn, he was one of my favorite posters.

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Get back here! I actually enjoyed your posts.