Britbongs cuck the Zuck

1  2018-11-25 by MeagerMistake23

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That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Parliament: Could you answer some questions?

Zuckerberg: Nah.

Parliament: K. *seizes documents*

Zuckerberg: :o

Facebook said: "We have asked the DCMS committee to refrain from reviewing them and to return them to counsel or to Facebook."

Parliament: Thank you for taking the time to report something that you feel may violate our Community Standards. Reports like yours are an important part of making the United Kingdom a safe and welcoming environment. We reviewed the seized cache you reported for containing Facebook's guilty secrets and found it doesn't violate our Community Standards.

If this keeps escalating, which it easily could, I see Zuckerberg screaming enough profanities and child-rape conspiracy theories about the Queen to get Facebook banned in the UK outright. Their government is such a shitshow right now they can't really focus on sucking American Corporate dick like normal and may be desperate enough for a show of competence to bolster their crumbling support.

Lolwut? Do chapotards think that Pizzagate is about the Queen of England or something?

lmao like people are going to delete their Facebook.

Any drama of Zuck getting fingered is a good drama for me.

It feels weird seeing britbongs being the ones doing the cucking