THOT gives (wrong) tax advice. Refuses to back down even when confronted by lawyers and accountants.

1  2018-11-25 by UnalignedRando

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And people say religion has no place in society. It might be retarded, but at least it keeps the thots in place.

May allah be with you brothers.

The IRS is the new Church.

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Because prostitution isn't the world's oldest profession and has just come about through Marxist postmodernist atheism

Incels are right

Yes trust a sex worker with tax advice lol

*Former sex worker. The actual sex workers are calling her out on her bullshit lmao.

She says she wants to be a future biologist.

Also a makeup artist. Girl was destined to accomplish great things

Also a makeup artist

Sure. She's making up for a bad childhood.

Just what we need, more makeup artists

She's just making sure that she's qualified for a career taking facials on the Casting Couch.

All whores had aspirations once.

On the other hand, whoring is a great way to reach those aspirations. I have a friend who does it to make a living while in school.

The oldest profession indeed. Older than hunting and gathering.

You know what I do to make a living while in school. Not whoring. People in my program actually work in the field we want to eventually get hired into, we're just doing entry level jobs, which lead to the jobs we actually want upon graduation.

Maybe she’s studying pimping and is working an entry level job

lol, maybe. She would make a shitty pimp tho if she's encouraging her bitches to hide income. Frankly, thot seems dumb enough

And now you see the failure of capitalism

I'm not sure I understand your comment. But I've also never been a fan of capitalism.

A little bit of background info regarding my industry, there's an estimated 1.1 million people in the US who do my job, for free, at home, as a hobby, for fun. Pretty much everyone in my term (except me and one other guy) were part of this 1.1 million.

Of the people in my program who do have jobs (maybe 30-40% of us), about 1/3rd already have jobs promised to them in the positions they are training/going to school for. While they are doing entry level jobs at the moment, they are also training both on job, and in class.

I know you could make a quick buck whoring out, but would you rather do that and not get any relevant experience in the job you're wanting to get after you graduate, or would you rather prep a lab or filter products so later when you're working those labs and making those products, you've already got experience (and an employer who will take you on).

I don't think that's a failure of capitalism as much as it's a failure of young people not really thinking about what they want to do with themselves.I'm just trying to sell the benefits of pursuing something you care about, even if that is hooking...

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there's an estimated 1.1 million people in the US who do my job, for free, at home, as a hobby, for fun.

So also sex work

God I would hope more than 1.1 billion enjoy sex as a hobby... but you're right, there are a lot of uptight fucktwats in America, so perhaps that number would reflect the amount of people actually enjoying sex. lol

that's nice honey but we can't all be tradeschool brainlets

No sweat sweetheart, you can suck dem dicks if that's what your heart desires.

They don't like it when the clients call them "friends", you know.

That's just nasty tbqh

She may as well stick to camming

She's also got kids

Man, when she hits the wall it's going to leave a mark.

Poor fucking kid.

This

Holy shit these new generations are sooo fucked.

I'm genuinely curious how raising a kid from age 2 with an iPad in their face has or hasn't affected their development. We'll find out in 10 years I guess.

I'm pretty sure every girl that went to college to become a biologist became a twitch THOT

She said she wanted to collect DNA samples. You just took that to mean biologist.

Maybe she could get her degree in jail after she gets audited

She's already a walking petri dish.

Lol that's two degrees away from a real job.

I mean she's probably taken plenty of samples in her face

tyvm

I.E. she even failed at that.

The smart ones will do their taxwork perfectly, because while the cops are generally pretty stupid, the IRS is not.

Thots are born to fuck you, IRS auditors go to university to learn how to do it better.

And ens of the day, you may be thot that's fucks plenty of guys but still taxman fucks more.

When I first started freelancing, an accountant gave me advice that I follow to this day. Just pay them and they will leave you alone. The few grand you'll save on fucking around ain't worth the stress. Just pay them and enjoy life.

Hell, I even had IRS told me I overpaid my taxes before and refunded me the difference.

I rather stay on their good side.

That happened to me once and when I got the letter I shit bricks until I read it. lol

This happens to most people every year. It's called a tax refund.

If you received the payment over an electronic service into a bay account you should definitely file as an independent contractor because the IRS fucking knows, the bank has automatic reporting requirements from accounts that receive large inflows.

If you receive it in pure cash, you should still probably pay. Definitely pay for anything you deposit into a bank or give large amounts of to a service obviously connected to you (like your rent, I assure you in an audit the agent is going to notice that none of your bank accounts are having rent money withdrawn from them for the apartment you are staying in, they are the government, they can find out) . Honestly just pay on it all so that you don't become a paranoid insane person hoarding cash you count obsessively and can use bank accounts.

I have a UK client contract worth about $12k/year and I was super tempted not to claim it but luckily the better logic side of me took over and I claimed it. It's just not worth it.

On the flipside, 1099 contractors don't realize the massive amount of tax write offs they can take that a w-2 employee can't take.

1099 contractors don't realize the massive amount of tax write offs they can take that a w-2 employee can't take

Like what? Home office stuff? Most people can't legitimately take those write offs. People way exaggerate the write offs I think but I'm open ears. I have to file as a 1099 for the first time next year and I'm confused as fuck by the whole thing.

I work from home, so I can take the home office exemption. I used to own my home, but many of those deductions were personal. I used to pay $450/month in HOA fees too. Anything that can be considered work related is a business expense. Utilities, phone, Internet, computers, tablets, software, training/education, marketing, legal fees, fees from places like PayPal and of course the workspace that you use for the office.

I'm a developer, so even things for setting up a dev environment. Bought Google Glass back in the day, and that was a $2k write off because I used it for work and development for Glass apps.

I work from home, so when I said 1099 I forgot that some 1099 contractors work onsite. I used to do that back in the day, and I did't take the home office exemption.

I have a great idea for a glass app, I’ll DM later

lmao shut up droppers

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Fine you get zero ideas

When you get audited do they really regularly subpoena your bank records? That sounds like the kind of shit that happens in criminal tax cases and to multi millionaires. Not paying taxes is still dumb but I think people are exaggerating the omnipotence of the IRS a little bit.

Cops only take a week of law in the police academy. Lawyers study it for years.

Thots read Taxes for Dummies and still fuck it up.

No Lisa, that's Taxidermy for Dummies.

*whore

Apparently they’re going with “heaux” now

Yes trust a sex worker with tax advice lol

Would you trust a tax worker with a sex advice? I think not!

I don’t know. Apparently they’re really good at fucking people up the ass!

Maybe the accountant that managed to get a write-off on a dildo collection I might.

Yes, because they know how to fuck you

*woman

As I have said previously, there was that time where I paid that hooker to do my taxes while I plowed my accountant. It really did not turn out well for any of us.

I've got to say though, the fact that horny kids give you money to show your tits on camera doesn't mean anyone actually likes you must be a pretty shocking body-blow to the egos of e-whores.

Reminds me of the time I hired a Bangkok hooker to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant...

As a dancer I really want to know if it helps me credit wise to seem like I make more money?

These whores are seriously showing why they end up doing sex work in the first place, ha.

To each his own, but if you are some bimbo laying in bed and selling snaps of your butthole for fat sad men, you really should treat it as seriously as running a small business. Enjoy until you get older and die a broke spinster or whatevas

there will forever be a market for sex to depraved men. these girls will only have to lower their prices

These girls will get too old, and very very quickly, and will be replaced by hot new naive girls doing the same shit.

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it really depends on how well they maintain their bodies. could be a decade or so at least, which is more than enough time to spend time figuring out something else. some of them i think manage that, obviously not all.

but that's capitalism, eh!?

#god

Well, debt to income is how you qualify for lending. So actually, she isn‘t asking a bad question, she’s just asking it poorly.

It’s very common for folks in tip based industries to under report wages, and then have trouble getting extended credit for cars and homes.

All that being said, folks should be honest about their income.

oh dear this is really bad advice

and she's dumb enough to post this mess, so she's probably next on the audit list. taxmaggedon will take her out.

She also doubles down. Keeps spamming the same link despite multiple tax and law professionals telling her her interpretation of the linked articles is wrong, and her advice would get people in big trouble with the IRS (or any tax agency outside of Somalia).

yeah I read the thread. I'm self-employed and this is some of the worst tax advice I've seen, but she's definitely not the only idiot spreading dumb shit about taxes. Some of these idiots think that if you earn small amounts from multiple people that you don't have to claim it. They think that you can earn $100k and not claim anything because you earned small amounts per entity and I just kinda look at these idiots wondering if it ever occurred to them that it makes no sense.

She's a dumb bitch for leaving it up too. The smart thing would be to delete that before someone figures out who she is and gets her ass audited too.

Some of these idiots think that if you earn small amounts from multiple people that you don't have to claim it.

It's like sovcit levels of thinking they found loopholes, but even more retarded. Sovcit shortbus.

IRS drama is woefully undertapped and always involves terminal levels of stupidity. I'm glad that this is changing and hope that this campaign extends to streamers and youtube vloggers as well

Imagine IRS jackbooted thugs walking THOTs into FEMA concentration camps.

Q predicted this

WTF I love Q now

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If the IRS hadn't pussed the fuck out with Scientology they'd be the greatest agency known to man. This whole drama helps redeem them.

The IRS is great, but it will never top the ATF.

Personally, my fav was always the Food and Drug Administration. Because Food and Drugs > Alcohol, Tobacco or Firearms.

you forgot ICE??? Cirno is doing sadface at you right now

The constitution says only gold and silver are legal tender. Since paper money isn't legal tender, you don't have to pay taxes when you exchange it. Also, the IRS has a gold fringe on their American flag so they can only tax ships at sea.

A camwhore's butthole isn't legal tender, so and admiralty court can't make her pay taxes for posting pictures of it.

Stop trying to make sovcit happen.

Some of these idiots think that if you earn small amounts from multiple people that you don't have to claim it.

Supermarkets will be thrilled to find out!

lol so true. I really don't understand the logic behind believing that bullshit, but there are people who spread that shitty rumor too.

going to guess she's already been reported to the IRS given how many replies and favorites

Convenience stores make small amounts from muliple people, so they must also be tax exempt.

They think that you can earn $100k and not claim anything because you earned small amounts per entity and I just kinda look at these idiots wondering if it ever occurred to them that it makes no sense.

It's religious thought. They have a conclusion -- "I don't have to pay taxes" -- and work backwards from there. It's the same bullshit thought process that you see in all kinds of nutters, like Anti-vaxxers, SJWs, Fundies, etc etc. Generates some great insane troll logic, and they can think of excuses SUPER quick, but doesn't hold up to logic or reason. Which is fine, because they have excuses to dismiss that shit.

Conclusion, work backwards to explain what you already know is true.

insane troll logic

In this context, is “troll” synonymous with “person I do not like or agree with” ?

Why would she take it down? Look at all the RTs and likes, an (attention) whore' dream!

lol well she's not the brightest bulb but hey at least she has RTs. Priorities.

I’m pretty sure why you can see these girls become “sex workers”. Too dumb to do anything else tbh.

Even among sex work professions, they choose the one with the lowest intellectual threshold.

Remember: Future biologist.

I don't doubt she's been enrolled in her local community college for years.

I hope so

Funny to see this here. This is a 4chan effort to report cam sex workers to the IRS directly who don't pay taxes on their income by some guy named David Wu. Tags for it include stuff like #incelebration.

Imagine getting legal advice off a dumb bimbo.

God forbid I target the brave gamers but the (((tax professional))) there has a Twitter bio that reads like a KiA regular covered in all his le geeky nerd shit. I'm inclined to believe they're all legit money handlers the same way that board just happened to be crawling with "professional gamedevs" all throughout the past few years who totally knew what they were talking about.

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Does it surprise you that this kind of dude would end up as an accountant?

Does it really surprise you that a tax professional is an incel? It's like all the autism that goes along with being an accountant but without any of the pay, education, credentials, or limited prestige. It's like the mall cop of paperwork.

Oh possible, certainly. I just find it very convenient that every time something like this happens, one of "those people" just so happens to be a seasoned, years-long veteran of the industry and/or professional field of whatever happens to be the topic of discussion at the time.

There's millions of incels and gamers out there and most of them use reddit and/or twitter.

People like to feel special. They'll try to leverage what little talent they can to try to feel that way, even if they are way the fuck out of their element. If I had a dollar for every CNA I've had try to play doctor and diagnose some nagging ailment of mine, I'd probably have to report those earnings to the IRS and pay all the appropriate taxes on them.

accountant prestige What?

They're not exactly financial advisors but accountants do alright.

What? Since when do accountants get paid a lot or have “prestige”?

after you reach rank 55

Level 80 Account that's third prestige

he can max out thi s weeknd with double xp

Looking it up, they make more than US average, but the pay is commensurate for the education. And I wasn't saying that they make a bunch of money, just more than some guy who sets up a booth to do your taxes between Walmart registers and the shitter. Prestige was probably a bad word choice, which is why I tried to qualify it with limited. You aren't going to get sucked off for being one, but if I'm at a social function and the topic of our career comes up, I'm not going to think less of someone for being one.

That is the perfect way to describe a CPA.

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The Drama potential of taxation has been woefully under utilized in my opinion. Virtually all income is taxable. Furthermore, income related benefits like cars, vacations, meals etc can be taxed as a taxable benefit. Let’s face it, in our gussycentric society, all sorts of women get piles of shit for free. Free dinners, cloths, lodging, and “gifts” in exchange for mediocre gussy sex. Think about all those times fuggly landwhales feminists used the term “emotional labour” to justify shit. Now incels everywhere can report those women for not declaring/paying taxes on all the benefits they have received in exchange for their “emotional labor”.

To all the incels/MGTOWs out there:

TaxHer, #TaxToo, #ReportHer .... the possibilities are endless. Start popping that corn.

Furthermore, income related benefits like cars, vacations, meals etc can be taxed as a taxable benefit.

I love the advice the whores give each other, to call all their income and the stuff they receive "gifts".

Even if those were legit gifts that anonymous people give them out the blue, and not actual prostitution, there's still thresholds above which gifts are taxed as income.

And in some countries there are additional taxes on those (same as on inheritances).

Its kind of a shame the IRS can't call you out for making money from criminal activities, because the drama would be extra juicy if these women were being jailed for prostitution on top of owing taxes to the IRS.

Technically they won't investigate you for that, but it's not like the IRS finding out someone has income coming out of nowhere might be of interest to other law enforcement agencies.

Just think of organized crime, terrorism... most developed countries have databases that are shared between tax agencies, law enforcement, immigration, customs, and so on.

The issue is they can't use the tax records as evidence, and individual prostitutes are not worth the time and effort doing all that work.

I guess you have to hope some of them live in states/counties where right wing law enforcement want to keep up their numbers and do something that their voters like.

Why do you want these people in prison? What have they done to you? How does it feel to be the morality police?

I wish I was the morality police. They have such cool names in the middle east, like "The Department for the Prevention of Vice and the Promotion of Virtue"

Without taxes we can't import any more brown refugees, you racist.

Why would they be able to use the tax record for evidence? It's not illegal to make money. You seriously think the government should expand itself further and constantly scrutinize people about where they made their money? Just because it makes you bad that grils can show their boobies for money and you can't? Are you seriously jealous that you can't be a whore? You think that's the life for you?

Why would they be able to use the tax record for evidence?

I just said they couldn't. I assume you meant to ask "why should?", to which I would answer, "for laughs".

You seriously think the government should expand itself further and constantly scrutinize people about where they made their money?

They already do a fair amount of that really. The single most effective tool in counterrorism is financial investigation to cut off their money. But other than the funny scenario of patrolling some THOTs I don't think the law should be changed.

Just because it makes you bad that grils can show their boobies for money and you can't?

If anything they should be jealous of me for being able to show my man-tits in public i all 50 states.

Are you seriously jealous that you can't be a whore? You think that's the life for you?

I could be a whore, I'd just have to go gay or trans.

The cops want clear records of someone specifically offering money for sex. That's why they nearly always go after streetwalkers and not escorts. Smart escorts immediately ignore anyone who starts talking about specific sex acts. They don't even like to have the money handed directly to them, etiquette is generally for the money to be laid on a table beforehand without specifically pointing out.

Again, probably a good police department and DA could bust them. One thing that's fucked a lot of girls in CA is that they made the penalty for running an unlicensed massage therapy harsher than the one for prostitution. So the "massage" excuse is gone and it's just paying money for "time".

Generally they also screen their clients beforehand, like check out their ID and ensure they have a job. That tends to weed out a lot of LEO beforehand, though obviously clients hate giving away personal information like that for a lay.

But most police departments are lazy and will just go after the low hanging fruit. Which is the streetwalkers.

That's why they nearly always go after streetwalkers and not escorts

Not quite. They deal with streetwalkers because they detract from the ambiance of the city. Escorts are invisible and therefore of lower concern to the tourism board. They still sting them all the time anyway, because 99% of the stupid things prozzies do don't actually help you legally, like the thin fiction of "payment for time" rather than services.

Generally they also screen their clients beforehand, like check out their ID and ensure they have a job

Survivorship bias. The ones you hear about are the ones not in jail. The hooker subs do love to jerk over the fantasy of the competent professional whore though.

But most police departments are lazy and will just go after the low hanging fruit.

They could jail the call girls easily, they just prefer to keep them around because they want to use them, whereas they're not interested in skanky streetwalkers.

You'll notice almost every succesful long term whore business has a political patron who murders them the moment things go south.

How genius. How did not any smart person or criminal figure this one out. It's not like people haven't been trying to out smart modern day taxman for hundred of year now.

Yeah. All those law firms that specialize in tax law that rake in ten of millions a year for their services got outsmarted by a bunch of camwhores. Plus accountants sound like nerds, who cares what they think about filing taxes?

And we all know that nerds are incelcs and they know nothing.

We are truly lucky that thees camwhores are contented for life of thot and will not use they power for evil.

Legit gifts are never taxable to the recipient.

Except in some countries the definition of "legit gifts" has to be under some threshold, at which point they're considered actual income. Plus there's the risk of being audited and the tax agency considering what you call a "gift" was actually income.

The person is in the USA so there is that. And we are talking legit gifts and not "legit gifts".

Where I live, any gift is considered taxable income if it's given to you by someone other than your family and it also wasn't given to you under certain circumstances (e.g. if you're sick and someone gives you flowers or something like that). It's not actually enforced for small gifts and donations though for obvious reasons.

Where I'm at there's a threshold for gifts among family. It's decent between parents and children, lesser but good for granparents. But it's a lifetime threshold, and it could be considered as part of your inheritance if the donator dies in the years after it.

Anything else : tolerance for gifts (especially cash based) is super low.

I think in a professional setting (gifts between businesses or to good customers) you have like a 30€ per year per person limit, and its always material gifts.

Oh shit why doesn't my company just gift me my money so we can avoid all that paying our fair share bullshit.

We're doing our best to patrol these hoes and keep them in line with the law😎

This but unironically. Actually unironically.

The next incel catfishing scheme will be to meet thots off Tinder and buy them drinks or dinner then report them to the IRS.

I love the smell of equality in the morning.

This is absolutely incorrect. Shame on you for leaving this up despite being corrected numerous times

Don’t worry I’ve already reported her to the IRS.

Lol

"Your honor, I am not guilty of tax evasion, I am a victim of fraud. I had a question about my taxes and logically took the advice of some cracked out whore on twitter and then used it. Arrest her."

"Alright, I hereby sentence the fraud-thot to death."

That's what every sovereign citizen and tax-shelter-client's lawyer argues in court. And they all lose.

Do you still have to pay taxes if you spend the money on drugs???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Why is there so much antagonism between the sex workers and the incels? You'd think they'd be natural allies.

Basically, it's because they think women have life on easy mode. Plus, men who give money to SW are considered to be scum.

men who give money to SW are scum

sponsoring or enabling thottery should come with a minimum 20 year sentence

it's literally just the thots calling everyone who is reporting them an incel

Anyone who unironically says "Thot" is an incel or a neckbeard

That's racist.

Uhhh what..? Do you listen to rap music at all? Thot has basically replaced “hoe” or “slut” and is used heavily on bpt.

bpt

You mean wypipo cosplaying as black ppl?

I should of said black twitter because that’s what I was referencing.

Woke twatter*

so what you're saying is neckbeard memes are now cool?

sheeeeesh

#god

thot

Literally everyone I know casually refers to slutty women as thots. What's wrong with that? I love hoes, but a hoes a hoe.

So a bunch of successful rappers are neckbeards or incels?

Well, Rick Ross has a neckbeard.

Nah, thot is common parlance and you are an out of touch sjw faggot.

you are seriously out of touch, old man

Not sure if b8 or actual idiot

Okay grandpa

When I was a kid it was the conservautists that were hilariously out-of touch with the internet and youth culture. What the hell caused this role-reversal?

So a bunch of successful rappers are neckbeards or incels?

It's because THOTs think anyone who disagrees with anything they say is an incel (because they get so used to having thirsty dudes agreeing with everything they think).

Found the incel

Found the white knight

imagine being such a no life loser you go through peoples post history

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine having no argument so you attack the fact that they did something that takes thirty seconds.

Imagine thinking people are here to make philosophical arguments

*tips fedora

Imagines tipping fedora

gets mad when outed as a memersonfag

Clean my room, will ya?

outed

Imagine thinking anyone cares what subs I got on

non-chalance

yet REEEEEEEs over being outed

It's over for memersoncels 😂😂😂

You call that a REEE?

you haven't seen the depths of no-life-loserism that Ed is willing to go to

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> Cries when Drama

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White knights are merely a subset of incels.

I disagree, you don’t have to be a virgin to be a white knight. See: married soyboys

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Found Watermark's alt account.

Who?

Me

Actually I'm about half the people in this thread bro

In every argument, there are two sides of the same coin. And the coin in question is u/Watermark03.

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an incel or a femcel, lol

A good quarter of gc is t_d alts at this point

Oh, I know this: you're an incel, Ed!

What do I win? Three passive-aggressive emojis?

Its actually because they despise and look down on their audiences/customers which is why they don't think selling sex or emotions to vulnerable and desperate men is abuse.

That was actually quite deep

Its actually because they despise and look down on their audiences/customers which is why they don't think selling sex or emotions to vulnerable and desperate men is abuse.

Are you dumb enough to actually equate that with abuse? Assuming these are grown ass men, maybe they should be more fiscally responsible with their money? Just a thought....

Lmao I don't care how you retards justify thottery. Whores and thirsty manlets deserve to burn together.

I care

Why should you care? These men and women are adults who are 100% capable of making their own choices. If beta dudes want to be thirtsy fucks let them. Id Snapchat chicks want to profit off them, let them. The only people who are pissed off by this are the people who feel snubbed like this is unfair and quite frankly acting emotionally stunted.

Lmao I don't care how you retards justify thottery. Whores and thirsty manlets deserve to burn together.

If people want to fuck up their lives emotionally, physically or mentally it's not my problem and I won't save them. This is a free country where people can make those choices. I am not trying to "justify" anything-people have freedoms here. If that is such an issue for you, why don't you move to a Communist country or some shit.

I care

I didn't ask you to save them dipshit, its still abuse.

SWs see the incels as ATM machines. Incels are bblasted that they can't be "more". The friction in this relationship structure predates the internet. In order for it to be the worlds oldest profession there had to be someone out there who had to pay for it.

That's what I mean. The sex workers are financially dependent on the incels, and the incels are sexually dependent on the sex workers, so they ought to like each other. Unless this transactional relationship hides a real antagonism.

Incels are reduced to throwing money at women who likely are repulsed and disgusted by them and only using them for money. Sounds like the recipe for a great relationship.

It's called marriage! (Rimshot)

It's the logical conclusion of relationship-as-transaction though. A lot more relationships, and even marriages, follow that model than might be at first apparent.

to be honest, that kind of relationship works better and longer than a love-based relationship. That's why for thousands of years, the majoirty of marriage were arranged after all.

I dunno about the majority. It was only yer upper crust that went in for that sort of thing. Peasants like us could just take the bride of our choice to the church and repeat the vows and that was it.

i'm not talking about mayos...

Who are you talking about then?

Savages who think subcision is a normal rite of passage, probably.

You would be serf. You needed approval from lords office to even fart.

Both groups have inherent lack of respect for one another and consider themselves "above" one another.

Gee, it's almost like it's not incels who are reporting them? Weird!

incels don't really want meaningless sex

r/choosingbeggars

Yeah i agree, i just mean they want some 10/10 virgin to accept them and love them long time.

jokes on them, meaningless sex is the best sex. they dont want to give up their video games, why the fuck they frontin' like they would know what to do to keep a woman mentally stimulated outside of their computer screen.

There's a difference between a girl who physically wants to fuck you and goes our of her way to do so...vs having to throw money at a girl to have sex with you, knowing she isn't liking it.

I mean if you go to any decent whore they're not just going to spread their legs, look away, and be like "do what you have to do". They will act more interested in you than they really are, but generally are not going to be disgusted or anything as long as you take a bath beforehand. Tbh these retards probably won't be able to deal with a woman acting like she's interested in them and will assume they and the whore are soul mates, that's the real danger. I would rate the danger of them being unimpressed and seeing through the performance very low. And even without the performance it's not a big deal, she's not gonna be like "Uhhhhgggg look at this ugly unfuckable incel, this is the worst day of my life", it's just another client to her and she's probably grateful they washed their asshole and aren't a grandfather if anything. The point is they'll stop seeing the entire ritual as some form of magic, and do their delusional self - loathing fantasies.

I mean, depending on the woman, they could be good actors or bad actors. But they're still actors, and you'd have to be pretty dumb to not know that beforehand.

That's why you pay extra.

Its incels on both sides. Braincels-type incels are the ones doing the reporting and its IncelTears-type incels that are doing the white knighting

It's clear which side is full of incels. The horseshoe don't work here tbh

You should look up David Wu, the guy leading the charge. Definitely an incel.

i agree. r/drama is very touchy on the subject of incels. Whenever there's a post from r/inceltears bashing them, the "people mocking incels are the real incels" comments pop up as pure cope, lol.

Lmao. I think that went over your head.

Does David Wu look like an incel to you? I mean, really? Look up his picture.

"pure cope" looks like incel lingo has gotten a hold on you.

Let's say he isn't, the people involved in the drama are. So, what difference does it make either way?

He's the guy who led the charge in the first place, and despite being absolutely jacked with a handsome face he got called an incel purely for being "misogynistic." In fact the term is close to meaningless now.

the term is close to meaningless now

It still generates massive amount of salt. I think it's worth it for now.

It comes across as REEEing when used like a water pistol against guys to which it clearly doesn't apply.

thots calling people incels in2018 is just like thots calling people racist or misogynists in 2015 - they don't have the IQ necessary to understand how the insult is used anyway.

You're wrong here ed, no one supports SW thots but incels.

It's been over for Pajeetcels. But you can still transition and do alright

nice sperg, retard.

it wouldnt be horseshoe theory if horseshoe didnt effect everything. so ur wrong, kiddo.

Braincels are self-proclaimed incels. IT are incels in denial.

t. copecel

Most incels are NEETs and can't afford whore pussy. Most of them also think paying for pussy is beneath them (Elliot Rodger was constantly complaining that girls weren't talking to him at first sight). The very small Venn diagram of incels who can and will pay for pussy are called Escortcels by the rest of them.

Incels aren't mad that they can't have sex, they're mad that no one wants to have sex with them because of the "toxic masculinity" saying that a man's value is derived from how much women want to jump his joystick. Paying for sex is no different than admitting you are unable to get it through merit and would thus be a very personal insult.

Because they're not actually incels, the guy that started this shit-show was an Asian body builder.

INB4 what about /fit/?

Those aren't sex workers.

Omnicide be upon us.

all this taxsplaining from incel accountants yikesmh 🤬 🤮

Yes they should listen to wymmynz instead.

Allah will bless you in paradise for contributing to public morality. You've really triggered the libtards epically here with the rad power of biblical morality. 😎😎😎

actually sharia law being used to regulate the thots will lead to rewards BOTH in this world and the next, so God bless the incels.

Libtard here, just an observation but I think people making a living should pay taxes. Idk what the rest of us don't get about that. If sex-work=real job then sex-work=real taxes... I hate how a part of the people I agree with on most things just shut down and revert to different politics when a confusing situation occurs.

45k retweets? ffs lol

that's a lot of misinformed thots

I bet 99% are white knights

I bet 99% are incels.

Hm like it I actually wanted to get some from them I think I know how? Unlike most women, I know exactly what I need to do to get in their pants, and I know that it's not arguing for them online. Truly I have the most pure and noble of intentions, absolute selflessness, an absence of resent.

White Knights who call everyone who disagrees with them an Incel in the hope that someday an E-Girl will notice him and sweep him off his feet.

She is gonna blow her back out trying to lift 300lbs of chicken tenders and smegma

Haha

More like a lot of reflexive retweeting from people who don't really care. It's not hard to look up basic tax info.

If Twitter's going to keep existing there needs to be a way to tell if retweets are agreeing or making fun of it.

mom

oh no

A titty streamer that spews useless nonsense? Well now I've just seen it all. Next thing they'll tell me that a fat girl painting her distended udders on camera on a site geared toward children is "cosplaying".

Tfw your daily snaps of your brown eye and tits make you more knowledgeable on taxes than a CPA

Only if you call the CPA an incel.

The tax man isn't stupid, saying "it's not me being paid it was just a donation in exchange for services" isn't going to work on them.

If Capone had known any camwhores, he'd still be out today.

The real question is who is giving all these electronic thots enough $$$ that it becomes an tax issue? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

People who really, really need to be on a list and watched

either they don;t know free porn exists. or sadly think they have a connection with the "models"

Some of the most popular cam girls make more than 30k a month.

(it's the second one)

A lot of simps that think they have a chance of getting with these girls if they give them money.

Some of the most popular cam girls make more than 30k a month.

The ones donating $13,000 at a time to "Twitch streamers"

Literally a 13k transaction would be automatically reported to the irs by the bank.

Some of the most popular cam girls make more than 30k a month.

Wow our country is fucked

People are dying because they can’t afford their medical bills and at the same time THOTS are making enough cash to buy a brand new loaded Honda Accord every month

Well the subtle difference is cam sites tip functions pay out like a normal monthly or bi-weekly paycheck so if you don't pay tax it will be obvious and you will quickly be audited. If you take payments through PayPal they are one off payments you instantly have access to so they are less obvious but the tax man can still track it if he notices.

So most cam girls on adult streaming sites to pay tax, but the thots who populate mainstream social networks just with the nudes in a paid area only are much less likely to be paying tax.

Nothing presented here has actually been any evidence that tax fraud is being committed

To get paid for uncovering tax fraud also part of your report has to include the social security code of the fraudster

Like literally this hotline is meant for accountants to snitch in their employer? People with access to this sensitive financial information. What the incels are sending out is hot garbage, "Hey this snapchat handle an independent contractor and theoretically could not be filling taxes!" An intern is going to have to waste a lot of time tomorrow deleting this shit.

Even if it were good tips the irs is slow af and it would take years for them to get around to auditing. Any reports you've heard of a snapchat hoe instantly bring audited are bullshit. This drama started on Saturday. It is Sunday. Nobody is even in the irs tab offices right now. Even if they did instantly audit them when the government employees arrived at the tax office tomorrow, they would do so by snail mail. No one would have word of it until like Thursday. The IRS doesn't call people. It doesn't use email.

Christ you thirsty whiny bitches are dumb.

Why the fuck does that matter? Drama doesn't care about this shit, retarded thots are shivering and shrieking, while autists have something to keep themselves busy, and we have something to smirk at. It's a win win for everyone.

AND if you receive your transactions through a service (like Paypal) through friends & family, they can’t do anything regardless because as far as the law goes it’s considered a donation.

That's about as stupid as the thing about husband and wife not being sued for the same crime. In what idiotic country does self-employment revenue become "a donation" just because the self-employed said it is a donation?

Holy shit they would be better off not filing than to try to obscure source of funds.

Yes. Penalty for failure to declare is usually way lower than the one for actively trying to deceive them.

While all parties involved freaking out is delicious to me, chances are not much will come of it. Unless they did something absolutely dumb like obscure or falsely attribute source of funds if they get audited the tax man will just give them a dirty look at their idiocy, tell them to refile with proper deductions, and assess a forward penalty. I doubt any are making the big bucks enough to face a giant liability.

Really though if they want to make a living best would be to formalize as some sort of corp and draw a salary from that. Tax bennies like crazy, just needs insane book keeping skills.

I think there is a handful of THOTs out there that both rake in good income, and did something retarded with their taxes. The IRS will crack down on them hard. They'll become internet martyrs. The drama will live on.

Inshallah.

Reminds me of that old joke about the discount car radio places from like the 80s: "We have no overhead, we pay no taxes and we pass the savings onto you!"

Like how would any of this shit contribute to any of that at all? Like even if they did provide good tips, it would probably take the irs years to get around to it. A lot of tax protestors who use bogus arguments to justify paying no taxes go years without word from the IRS and assume its given in because of this. In fact the IRS is just fucking slow.

The tips being given to the irs literally just prove that the individual in question is an independent contractor. Everything that info tells them, they already have much better information on due to automated reporting requirements from banks, which are required when an account has more than 10000 deposited into it over 12 months. They know that these girls are getting money. They know exactly how much they're getting. And they know which are and are not paying taxes on it.

If they're not making that much, the irs probably doesn't give a shit.

not much will come of it the [internet] drama will live on

I think you two are saying the same thing.

That's about as stupid as the thing about husband and wife not being sued for the same crime.

Not according to my attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn

Okay why the fuck has incel become the go-to insult for women nowadays

"Your interpretation of tax code is incorrect and could get a lot of people in trouble"

"UGGH FUCKING INCELS"

also perfect example, and why pinging should be allowed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/9z8rcv/lpt_feeling_dread_because_youre_alone_on/ea7o5wh/

It's always been the insult for women, for thousands of years, it's the only insult they have.

"Incel!"

"Virtin!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO HOLES AHAHAHA"

Ah a totally fuckable student of history I see.

Former sex worker with a history degree here -- he's right. It's more constant than taxes.

You're from cth, which is bitter little shit central.

Nah, we have sex with our dads.

Only tax form this nigga gets is a form 1098-E 😂😂😂😂

That's a perfect example why mayocide should be allowed.

also perfect example, and why pinging should be allowed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/9z8rcv/lpt_feeling_dread_because_youre_alone_on/ea7o5wh/

Wait what.
That's one of the most common and normal ways to get to meet somebody. What the fuck is this nugget on about?

Yep

But in order for this rule to be legit, when the auditors contact you you must say:

"IN THE NAME OF STORMY DANIELS, I SEND YOU BACK TO THE TAX PIT YOU CAME FROM"

it's actually in the constitution

SUFFER NOT THE THOT TO LIVE

Fresh new patriotic subreddit: r/helpirs ;)

Ladies and Gentlemen We got her

Mom • Streamer • Pokémon IV Hunter • Wannabe MUA • Future Biologist

these peoples votes count as much as yours

Then let's hope she catches a few felonies from her tax bullshit.

The greatest lie feminism ever told was that a single mom on welfare had the same level of agency and cogent thought as a father of three who’s been married for 20 years, and that their voices were the same when it came to decision making.

Cogent thought? I’m sorry....did you mean cognizant? 😬 While educating yourself on the IRS, I suggest a dual major in English!

co·gent /ˈkōjənt/Submit adjective (of an argument or case) clear, logical, and convincing. synonyms: convincing, compelling, strong, forceful, powerful, potent, weighty, impactful, effective;

Shut the fuck up you coin operated vagina. When I want your opinion I’ll pay you for it.

Coin operated vagina? Nice one bud! Coming from a sad unfortunate man such as yourself. You know.. this time spent trolling the internet could be spent ... I don’t know.. maybe finding an actual woman?

I do fine with women.

It’s a rather funny line of logic you hold to that because I disapprove of thottery and tax evasion, I do poorly with women, or hate them.

If anything, you’re the one who disrespects women, and holds them back. But I get it, equality is hard and so is math and higher education. Naked selfies are so much easier!

oh honey, sweetie.. sugar pie. half of these woman have 3x the brains you THINK you have, sorry we won’t have student loans to pay off! unfortunate we will be ahead in life & have a financial cushion that you simply won’t have.

I have never had a student loan. The company I work for pays for college 100% to include all associated costs.

Congratulations on being a rich, white, entitled man! You can keep your bank statement to yourself, I wouldn’t want to bother you. I know you must jack off to them regularly.

Congratulations on being a spoiled, unsuccessful white woman.

Nah, I’ll just use your free content. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

SPOILED! HA! That’s hilarious bud. Make sure to send a tribute! :* Isn’t it cute when someone will degrade sex workers ... yet benefit off them at the same time? Following in line with the morals of an entitled white man! :’)

Danielle, I don’t like your tone. Or logic, really.

Cato, I don’t like your presence.. or lack of sanity.. really.

“I have no comebacks, therefore I must insult because deep down I never wanted this and now people know and it will have far flung consiquences in my future if people find out like men not wanting to marry me or my job firing me.”

You thought that one out. For all this talk of intelligence, you really pulled a doozy.

“Hi my name is Cato, and I know nothing of this women’s life, marital or job status. I like to see myself as some demented spin off of a SJW.”

Snapchat thot

Single.

Trying to go to school to be a nurse.

Unless your SO tacitly improves. And he pimps you out? Y I K E S. What a strong, independent woman you are.

Snapchat thot

In committed relationship

IN nursing school, with one semester left before gradutation

Y I K E S, what a weak minded, tunnel vision prone male chimp you are.

What a fucking cuck he is. How little he respects you. Well, trailer trash gunna trailer trash and degenerates gunna degenerate.

*she 💕

Ah, you’re mentally ill. It all makes sense now.

Ah, you’re a homophobe.. on top of an ignorant misogynist. It all makes sense now.

the bulletproof trifecta of insults to defend yourself from rational arguments:

  1. You’re an incel

  2. You hate sex workers

  3. You’re a white male

And shitty facebook level bantz while you’re at it.

Don’t you have actual incels to be baiting your stupid premium “””sErVicE””” to?

honeybun you’re a week late with your pandering

work

B-b-bhut selling ass and tits is really hard work requiring 2000% margins.

And if you don’t respect it as much as a doctor you’re a fucking Incel bigot!

I happen to post on /r/Braincels so that part is probably true lmao.

if only you knew just how many women in higher education or otherwise “prestigious” positions have dabbled in sex work. god id love to see your face

If I wanted to hear the ramblings of a sociopath, I’d play telephone inside a mental hospital!

Not a sociopath.

It’s a civic virtue to collect tax income from those who wish to cheat the system.

Oh well, I’d like you to report your grandmother who sells pastries at her church. I’d also like you to report your meth dealer (though I’m sure that would be a significant blow to your wellbeing). Report your local small business who fly under the radar as well! Yes, that mom and pop shop with the farm fresh strawberries? Report em too. Hey man, equality for all!

On the scale from 1 to THOT, how assblasted are you?

I’d say a solid... YMB.

So that's about 11, gotchu fam.

It's A Thot's Life in the United States, eh?

Aw.. I thot you knew already? You’re late to the party.

What a nonsensical statement from a bootyblasted whore, lmao.

What a sight, something going right over an incels head. Lmao

I might post on /r/Braincels but I'm better than someone who's selling their hole on the internet. :D

Have fun with that superiority complex, sure it’ll get you far in the real world. :*

If being better than a whore is a sign of a "superiority complex" then Alfred Adler must be rolling in his grave.

living exactly the same non-contributory existence as camwhore without the added benefit of a hole to sell

"""better"""

Incels are just wannabe thots, but without any of the things that thots are good for.

Well, I actually have a job, so there's that.

I don’t know why any of these statements are wrong. All of these should be paying taxes and if they aren’t they are breaking the law.

I’m not saying they’re wrong, I’m just saying if you’re going to go after tax evasion.. go after everyone. Not a singular demographic. Be aware of every other form of tax evasion.

Agreed

It’s like people will turn a blind eye to their local dealer, yet jump to report a woman making side cash.

Said the rural fentanyl addict in between nodding sessions

Don’t you have some dick to suck for bus tokens?

REEEEEE PEOPLE WON'T VOTE FOR MY IDEOLOGY PLEASE TAKE AWAY THEIR VOTE REEEEEERRRRR

we're all just human being individuals, let everyone vote for whatever reason whoever they are!

How long is your ass going to hurt?

Love the part about amounts through Paypal being a 'gift'. Just because you call it a 'donation' or 'gift' doesn't mean the IRS is fooled by your fuckery lol. Looks like delicious taxable income with a paper trail to me!

The IRS's admiralty court can't stop my gifts from travelling to me.

My job donates a paycheck to me every two weeks. Government can get fucked if they think they are touching my charitable donations.

I work in the tax industry. This entire shitshow is beyond hilarious to me. Best popcorn i've had in years.

You think the IRS might layeth the smacketh down on any thots?

Because of this? No.

And it would take years even if this did affect any decision, the irs is slow af

well, they might but the part about them being slow as fuck is definitely true

Where were you when the thots were defeated?

They're the next victims of the meme wars.

"If people are dogpiling me because of something I said, it can't be because I said something wrong, it has to be because they hate something about my life." -- Every social justice warrior who has ever been wrong on the internet.

AND if you receive your transactions through a service (like Paypal) through friends & family, they can’t do anything regardless because as far as the law goes it’s considered a donation.

This is literally the opposite of reality. If you sold the product over PayPal, the money is going to be very easy to track. In fact banks have automatic reporting requirements to the irs over certain amounts due to the patriot act. Like your not going to receive $30000 in a year through PayPal and tell the irs that it was just a bunch of friends and family giving you gifts.

This whole episode is retarded because the information being provided to the irs doesn't really help any auditing case, like if a hoe receives thousands in money through paypal, the irs knows, if they receive it through zelle or venmo, the transaction is fucking public and anyone can go and look it up. A screencap of them offering the services does nothing, it doesn't differentiate between those who do and don't pay taxes, it doesn't differentiate between those who do and don't make reporting requirements, it definitely doesn't differentiate between those who would be with the irs's time. All you're proving is that they're an independent contractor, well durrrr, the irs fucking knows, especially if they're not using cash.

still unemployed then?

I am a bot. Contact for questions

Literal ownage, lmao.

Amazing how you suddenly became a financial expert.

the best thing about this drama: everybody is fucking tax expert now

you really don't need to be a tax expert to identify the income here

Most adults have at least some understanding of taxes, what a surprise.

It's amazing how agry this whole deal makes some people. theres one thing you should do right, paying taxes.

As a foid, this is all fascinating to me in a 'Gorillas in the Mist' type of way. It's like I've noticed the chimps hoot and slap the ground when they see a particular type of banana tree. And I'm sitting there with my steno pad and my reading glasses perched on my nose trying to figure out what's going on in their furry little brainpans. So, thank you, we usually take the anthropological trip through gussys' 'minds'. If I come up with any insights I'll be sure and let you guys know.

Rick and Morty fan spotted in the wild

I've never watched an episode though I've seen some clips. Like the one where they keep running through a room with various permutations of pizza, people, chairs, and phones.

wow you're not like other girls!

lol if you think it's the thots I'm gawping at.

I saw one of them 100% and unironically say that this is entrapment somehow and that all prostitutes needed to do is tell the IRS that the people who reported them are lying and they'll throw the audit out and charge the reporter with filling false reports, even though everything on the IRS website is about 'suspicion' and these thots cant read minds yet so proving that is fucking impossible unless they find some smoothbrain bragging about lying to the fucking IRS explicitly. I forget how monumentally fucktarded people are sometimes.

Is there a government organization that accepts anonymous tips of run-on sentences?

The Cyber Grammar Police.

More like Grammar Gestapo.

Germans.

sex work is real work! how dare incels force us to pay taxes!

top kek, I wonder if camwhores will become lolbertarians after this

From her bio

mom.

That poor kid.

if you receive your transactions through a service like Paypal it’s considered a donation.

That means her service are free right? Donations are by definition (even legally) Voluntary in nature.

So I actually know this girl. Used to play PoGo with her. She's exactly as dumb as you think. I felt worse for her baby daddy. She would straight yell at him to stay in the car. He would work and take care of the kid while she took his car to play Pokemon all day.

This is actually great. We need fake camwhore accounts giving fake advise that actually leads to people paying penalties and possible jail time because they followed the wrong advise

What a dumb ass hahaha

Want communism/socialism

Mad you have to pay taxes

wat

Stupid gussy can’t admit they are wrong LMAO

57k likes

The great thot war has begun