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1  2018-11-25 by drusful

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You tell em snappy.

You could say "daddy pound my tight little bussy with your big meat" and still sound like less of a fag than when you say "yikes" unironically

Strongly agree

Y I K E S

Yikes!

"daddy pound my tight little bussy with your big meat"

this isn't gay tho

What if...

Balls are touching?

Yikes

like yikes dude

That's a "Yikes" from me, dawg.

Yikes is the "kikes" of the left

YIKES

That's a yikes from me dog.

/u/lightumbra Unironically, can we make this yet another snappy quote?

Sure. I'm mega busy atm so I may forget.

How about “yikers”?

this ain't it chief

Yikes

This ain't it chief.

How problematic.

Uhhh yeah, that's a no, sweetie

S W E A T Y

Yikes

As someone with black hair. Why are all the bad guys always with black hair and the good guys always with blond hair? I'm tired of movies being this realistic.

Because black haired people have more character

It's always the Italian.

okay, let's unpack this.

Well, it's that time of the year again where I and every other black person takes a hiatus from Reddit. Seeing as this is rocketing to the top page, here is my opinion as a black male on his opinions. I will be editing.

He is right in that the violence is utter bullshit. He is right in that the disorganization and full blown tom foolery is only diminishing the goal of black people protesting and that it is a damn disgrace and an utter shame to see the looting and idiocy going on in Baltimore. He is also right about the media showing us what they want us to see.

Now this is the only thread I will be commenting on because reddit is currently in its "fuck black people" cycle. What the bloke in the video failed to mention is that there were 4 whole days of peaceful protest before this whole kerfuffle began. He also fell into the pit of the media showing him what they want him to see because he has forgotten about the point he made at the beginning and has made a judgement towards the end saying he is glad he didn't go. If he was supposed to practice what he just preached, HE SHOULD HAVE GONE! He should have, in his own words tried to be that one nigga that goes against the grain and riles up those with the camera phones to help break up the idiocy. After all it is an easy feat to make judgement calls when one did not even attend any of the peaceful marches.

Here is one of such instances that doesn't make it to the evenign news

It's so easy to harken back to the days of MLK and say "oh MLK will be rolling in his grave" because you see uneducated blacks rioting stupidly. But what you fail to consider is that in MLK's time, the proof of racism was encoded into law so MLK could point and say "see, these laws are here to hold us down" and shit like that. He had a reciept to fall back on and point at as vindication. Now we are in a world of dog whistles. Where the police won't come out right and say they are hunitng black men but would say they are hunting "thugs" or "drug dealers' or "urban youths'. For every stupid shit the media decides to show "youths" doing, white teenagers do the same. Is it hunting people to beat up? Read up on the murder of James craig anderson in mississipi . How about the video of those group of white kids that were beating up the Asian kid in an alley?

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/teens-charged-chicago-beating-posted-youtube/story?id=15381159'

Idiocy is like a wave that gets amplified when in contact with more of it. Seeing poor people looting is not some new revelation about phrenology or the degeneracy of the negro as much as Reddit want it to be. It's so goddamn easy to say "This just confirmed my stereotypes" and "this black man confirms my racism" because all it takes is for one minority who you would never interact with to confirm your perceptions about others.


What is going on in Baltimore is reflective of Ferguson. You're talking about a group of people that have been hammered to the point of frustration by both the law and those who claim to work for it. First people said blacks were dangerous. They have always said blacks are dangerous and that if we dont want to be arrested we should not commit crime. Is that not the advice Freddie Gray took that led to him losing his spine in 8 places? How about the other bloke shot 4 times while reaching in for his wallet? Freddie Gray was arrested for being in possession of a switch blade! A SWITCH BLADE! How many white guys do we see strolling around with their guns quoting the freedoms handed down to them from the ghosts of Washington past? Yet this bloke was arrested for a switch blade and had his spine broken in 8 places by some sort of law enforcement apparition.

how about this bloke who was gunned down and had a taser planted on him?

Or this reserve deputy that shot a black guy and said he thought it was his taser? The bloke is going to bahamas. Fucking bahmas

After the mike Brown fiasco, the DOJ conducted an investigation into the ferguson PD and discovered unmittigated instances of corruption so deep that the reports never made headlines here on Reddit even after they were publsihed. The same people posting these videos for "truth" were nowhere to be seen. They had no stormfront statistics to back them up or the token black man to confirm the prejudice.

Here is the Ferguson report for those interested


Did anyone hear of these recent developments in Missouri? Did the chasers of racial truth on Reddit upvote them?

Parma, MO: "The first African-American female mayor in Parma, Missouri’s history was sworn in on Tuesday. Half of the Parma Missouri police department resigned on Wednesday. Five of the six officers quit immediately and three other city employees also vacated their positions."


Here is another of Reddits black man speaking "the truth"

Here is a more recent one


I get it Reddit. You see black people as criminals and the ones who confirm your pejudices as articulate and "logikewl" and yes there are some points to be made that these stupid idiots rioting are stupid idiots rioting. But whenever I wander into these threads, it is not just criticism. It is full blown storm front bullshit.

REV AL SHARPTON and JESSE JACKSON that Reddit hates so much always tour the country to have talks with black communities and yet the common concesnus is that blacks dont talk about "black on black crime". When we talk about it, you guys don't listen or say we are blaming whites. When we start considering things like socioeconomic factors, Reddit screams SJW! SJW! Academia because the discussion is only convenient when "the animalistic thug" black people are the narrative.

When other Redditors DO talk about this, everyone yells at them and calls them SJW's or white privileged tumblrinas because as you know, anyone left of hitler is an SJW these days, as if white people understanding and trying to understand perspectives of minorities is a race betrayal. By that logic Louise CK is SJW.


Just for funsies, here are the threads from the past few days about the baltimore riots.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3421t5/want_these_photos_inside_7eleven_being_looted_in/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/341dlo/baltimore_protestor_holds_a_bottle_of_vodka_a_bag/

http://i.imgur.com/MF3mI0e.png

RACE BAITING PHRASES TO LOOK OUT FOR

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/33w6dj/reporter_robbed_by_black_youths_while_covering/

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/33wrp4/baltimore_rioters_destroy_public_property_loot/

The comments are all "BLACK LIVES MATTER KEK" and "These people wonder why they are stereotyped" . If at some point you find yourself supporting the active subjugation of a group of people and then in the very same thread saying "THESE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST RACIST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET" then there is some Olympic level mental gymnastics going on there.


Anyway, I'm off Reddit. Hope you guys have fun. Looking forward to watching the avengers or some shit. I expect another "black man" to come in here and let you guys know that yes, we black people really are terrible and so on and so forth. Don't worry. We have heard it all. We'll meet again couple of months down when we will repeat this dance and another "articulate black man" will confirm your racism in the AAVE that you guys actually talk shit about. Or maybe it will be Muslims next. Then it will be draw Mohammed or some edgy bollocks.

Good job bobby, here's a star

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