R/Drama is Outlaw Country

1  2018-11-25 by HodorTheDoorHolder

::revolver gunshot noise::

There will be no hunting of thots within this community. They get safe haven here along with any other free thinking individual. This is America! The land of the free! You just need to have a little faith!

I admit that I have been playing a cowboy šŸ¤  game a little too much and it has disturbed my mental faculties a bit more than usual.

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You can still post drama about #thotpatrol because itā€™s very funny šŸ˜

Please confirm this is in direct response to pizzashill threatening our (((favorite))) plausibly feminine poster?

Ooooo juicy. Where did this happen?

Alice who?

Search, first result will give you the details.

Does she even drama m8?

Unlike some, she even has custom flair.

Ah. A true dramatard then

Thatā€™s it? I guess when you canā€™t get bussy youā€™ll do whatever the gussy with a 12 year old boys body wants.

Who?

[removed]

I am out of the loop here. Why was he deleted?

Rdr2 seems overrated and I never played it. With how hyped up it is, no matter what I will be disappointed.

No idea what youā€™re talking about

YEEEEEEEE3E HAAAAAAAWW

Good God, were you just playing Overwatch as McCree?

Farming Simulator 2018

Link pls

Advanced autism

Are you also German?

Ethnically

Me too thanks. Amereika as 4th reich when??? PAN GERMANISM

Nah.

You just need to have a little faith!

I call bullshit

Yeah, but horse testical physics.

What a bad post.

Hey, someone has to protect the hoes.

That is their pimp's job.

He pimps for all of us, friend. Truly, a great sacrifice.

"HoderTheHoeHolder"

Tay isn't outlaw country...

tbf it should be illegal to like tay

It's over for Taycels

What kind of outlaws can't even ping?

Retarded outlaws.

Only losers care about pinging.

Ahem. Trumpwrong.gif

What kind of man can't handle his business without pinging losers on a social media website?

Sometimes you need to entice the lolcows to come visit. Why do you oppose lolcow refugees?

Whatā€™s the point of smugposting if the targets of the smugness arenā€™t even around to see it.

<huffs> It's like we're expected to just be satisfied with self satisfaction! It's inhumane.

seriously though. I miss pinging. That's what made this sub better than SRD.

We're just better than SRDines in every way

Genetically superior

Clearly

our retardation IQ is massive

tards couldnt stop telling people to kill themselves, we brought it upon ourselves.

we dont have suffocating levels of smug though

The law-abiding kind who wear outlaw t-shirts.

We fought the law and the law won.

The type of outlaws that enjoy working within a rule structure that ensures the continued entertainment and general well being of all parties involved. Have a super day fellow fellow /r/drama subscriber! šŸ¤ 

i am very butthurt i do not have a PS4/XO to play the new rdr the first one was open world heaven

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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sweety, I can do what I want and how I want cause I'm the sexiest man around here.

Is that the priest in Winterrun or winterhold or we its called

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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Hodor. Master of Dad Jokes. Protector of the Thots. Red Dead Redemption Connoisseur and Champion.

I admit that I have been playing a cowboy šŸ¤  game a little too much

Bareback Bronc with your uncle?

i report u

Is there going to be an RDR2 r/drama posse? I've got my leather chaps ready lads.

Is there going to be an RDR2 r/drama posse? I've got my leather chaps ready lads.

Hahaha, so it was.

30 days is kinda harsh tho. We'll need somebody to mock before then.

u/Watermark03 will suffice

lmfao he got permad

He earned it. He patrolled to close to the sun with his doxxing threats.

He patrolled too close to the sun with his doxxing threats.

rest in peace sweet icarus, may your roasties forevermore be btfo while you are welcomed into the bosom of the Supreme Gentleman.

Whilst Iā€™m not trans myself, my close friend is, and weā€™re at that point in friendship where jokes about the other oneā€™s genitals are a fairly normal part of our humour. Letā€™s see if I can explain it.

Often sheā€™ll call what she has in her pants her cunt or her twat. These are not anatomical terms specifically, theyā€™re just slang for a womanā€™s genitals. She doesnā€™t pretend she doesnā€™t have a penis, when itā€™s necessary to acknowledge that, for example if talking to a doctor sheā€™d refer to her penis. However, she usually uses female slang words for genitals. Like men usually refer to their ā€œdickā€ or ā€œcockā€ instead of saying ā€œpenisā€ or ā€œphallusā€, sheā€™ll refer to her ā€œcuntā€ when itā€™s appropriate to use slang. For example I might say to her ā€œI swear to god if you call me that again Iā€™ll kick you in the cunt so hard you see starsā€, despite knowing that she does not have a vagina.

Itā€™s not that sheā€™s referring to a penis as a vagina in the sense that sheā€™s pretending itā€™s an anatomically correct vagina, itā€™s just that when itā€™s appropriate to use slang to describe the genitals she uses female slang, because at the end of the day sheā€™s a woman and it makes her feel less dysphoric.

That fresh Iowa hairy sauce šŸ‘ŒšŸ’Æ

Im hoping the thots will see this and realize they need some writeoffs.

Seriously. Exploit the system! That new Pixel 3 with Night Visionā„¢? Write off! Oh, who am I kidding. They're all Applesluts šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜”

whats funny is they would actually get paid if they targeted megathots, like the ones who go and party with Dan Blizarian and shit. Kuz those are the only ones who might make 100-200k.... or make enough to ACTUALLY get a payout from the IRS.

Instagram influencers, friend. That's the real payout.

Is that a pro-anteater org?

Its intact, like sex workers dignity.

Would turn a man straight

Downvoted for anti-Semitism, but [not the cool kind](Health/ht_foreskin_man_jp_110711_wmain.jpg)

This has been the best dirtbag royal rumble since Charlottesville.

Maybe internet drama saves lives.

Pizza being banned over thot patrolling is truly ironic and fitting.

Can we remod jewdank?

no i'm prolly going to get banned from here too.

Reeeeee irs wut slut, pls punish! Y money 4 boob I don't have? No fair! NO FAIR!

Reeee!

THROWS TENDIES

Mommmyyyyyy no fair!

U slave irs, audit who I want with no proof just cus slut and I assume sluts don't pay taxes. Y they no pay taxes when I pay? 100%? Read on reddit, so true. NO FAIR! WHY WOMEN GET PRIVILEGE NO FAIR! Y DO THEY HAVE THESE PRIVILEGES THAT I FUCKING MADE UP OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD WITHOUT PROOF! REEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALL MEN PARTY TAX, NO WOMEN, I KNOW, NO FAIR!

Which cowboy game?

Top mod of Reddit people. Top mod.

I'm not sure that's what outlaw means

ITS OVER FOR INCELCELS

Gallowboob

Freethots-upon-the-land when.

Now.

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This is good for mangocoin

I say this with all sincerity, I really dislike reddit but stayed because they have good pornography. I also subscribed to like 5-7 normal subs that I have an interest in and drama is probably the one I like with most other than /r/Norm MacDonald.

Thanks for sharing.