And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
carries a sweet sorrow within that cannot be vanquished but by the warmth of a woman's embrace
wears a locket containing tiny pictures of every girl he's ever touched physically (three including Mother)
memorized five love poems which he cycles through, reciting each to prospective betrothed in the glow of dusk outside her window
believes a man's place is two steps behind and one step to the side of his queen
has never had rough hands or belched in the presence of a lady, should that he not scuff her presence with his vile male ways
believes that the flame of sweet sorrow he carries will one day become a raging inferno of love eternal if ever a lady were to gaze uppn his true self and see that when he bleeds for all women, he bleeds of a righteous cause
cannot control his wet dreams and thus cannot stay over at anyone's house without wearing a pad
Nope. It's Nights by Frank Ocean. There are no songs by cis straight white males in my play library.
wears a locket containing tiny pictures of every girl he's ever touched physically (three including Mother)
There's my mother, a girl I went on a date with once but never slept with, and the whore, who was hot but pretty much looked exactly like thot squeeze out of a tube. I had to take a really hot shower afterward and eat ginger to settle my stomach. Seriously I never understood before how someone objectively pretty, clean, and nice could just be so gross.
memorized five love poems which he cycles through, reciting each to prospective betrothed in the glow of dusk outside her window
They are basically Daytona by Pusha T.
believes that the flame of sweet sorrow he carries will one day become a raging inferno of love eternal if ever a lady were to gaze upon his true self and see that when he bleeds for all women, he bleeds of a righteous cause
The whore helped me understand that I'm like almost insultingly easy to understand.
In general I'm clingy and jealous, I don't want to talk to girls much but after the smallest bit of contact I immediately become obsessive and demand constant attention while fearing rejection and abandonment. I proceed to get stupidly angry over things like her not replying to a message and am liable to send bitter, angry garbage because of this that ruins the relationship. I of course immediately apologize, if she's retarded and doesn't block me at this point she's pretty much gonna keep her distance because I've revealed my retardation power level.
Honestly it's just better I stay in my room and masturbate to anime. Nobody wants a clingy, obsessive crazy person. I don't even want to visit any more whores, tbh I hate sex and their gfe act varies between creepy and fucking with my head and emotions. Plus they're gross.
cannot control his wet dreams and thus cannot stay over at anyone's house without wearing a pad
If you think about it, it's ideal that he occasionally posts a comment like this that gives the game away. Regular sub users will understand he's a local troll, new visitors won't and they'll sperg out at his less obvious baits, for our amusement. We all win.
Everything he wrote is so stereotypically incel/"socially awkward nerd" that it's probably 100% true and he's counting on people assuming he's trolling so they don't believe it. The mask just slipped.
Uh oh. Time to put my seriouspost/nicepost hat on.
There's my mother, a girl I went on a date with once but never slept with, and the whore, who was hot but pretty much looked exactly like thot squeeze out of a tube. I had to take a really hot shower afterward and eat ginger to settle my stomach. Seriously I never understood before how someone objectively pretty, clean, and nice could just be so gross.
You know, my best friend's wife is a psychiatrist. He told me that she told him that when she had sessions with former and current prostitutes, she noticed a certain smell coming from them. She said they had a strange, almost-metallic smell about them. My friend said it might be because of their sin and how sad they've made God because of it. Idk i'm not a christcuck (I kinda resent them tbh) but still alot of what he says about the universe rings true with me even if I don't believe in the Bible.
The whore helped me understand that I'm like almost insultingly easy to understand.
Tbh I feel like that would be me if I ever decided to do it with a pro. But after you talked about how dirty (of the soul I mean) they are I probably wouldn't even think about it. Plus my Dad's a cop so I would get my ass beat anyways.
In general I'm clingy and jealous, I don't want to talk to girls much but after the smallest bit of contact I immediately become obsessive and demand constant attention while fearing rejection and abandonment. I proceed to get stupidly angry over things like her not replying to a message and am liable to send bitter, angry garbage because of this that ruins the relationship. I of course immediately apologize, if she's retarded and doesn't block me at this point she's pretty much gonna keep her distance because I've revealed my retardation power level.
I can sympathize with this quite a bit. Except when I find I like a girl I just try to stay the fuck away as well as possible. Like not being a douche about it like telling her to gtfo but just being kinda cool and signaling that she's firmly in the friendzone if anything happens. I've pretty much known since highschool that I am nowhere near ready for a relationship, emotionally or otherwise, and that it's best to keep away from girls if at all possible. It's even worse if the girl likes me. Like when this girl and two of her friends boxed me in and told me she liked me and asked me if I would go on a date with her, I almost fucking died. Luckily one of my friends was nearby and rescued me. I told her maybe and never heard anything back from her after that so crisis averted. Then another time where a girl was kinda hovering around me all the time and being chatty, that made me pretty nervous until I found out she was a lesbian.
Honestly it's just better I stay in my room and masturbate to anime. Nobody wants a clingy, obsessive crazy person. I don't even want to visit any more whores, tbh I hate sex and their gfe act varies between creepy and fucking with my head and emotions. Plus they're gross no matter how hot they may be.
He told me that she told him that when she had sessions with former and current prostitutes, she noticed a certain smell coming from them. She said they had a strange, almost-metallic smell about them. My friend said it might be because of their sin and how sad they've made God because of it.
In case you're really this crazy and aren't joking around.
jfc, it's just sex. Don't men wonder why people think their lust is so disgusting that their penises defile women and turn them into vessels of sin? It's ok to be horny and want to fuck a whore. No need to look at it as a degradation that destroys everyone it touches.
Well, I think my friend meant that they got that way because of how they were having sex, not because of the sex itself. Like I remember him telling me that sex is a wonderful thing that you enjoy with someone that you really really care about. And he kinda made me realize that the whole christcuck idea that you have to wait until you marry to have sex is pretty retarded.
No I think what he meant was that because they gave up something that precious just for money, that they lost a piece of their soul because of that. That story of his always creeped me out. I would ask him about it again, idk he's been getting into Conan Exiles and I really am not into swordshit anymore. Plus he's had some troubles himself lately. But I really do miss chatting with him so maybe i'll just grumble and buy it anyways.
Look at it this way. Two people have a transaction and one person experiences a gain and the other has had something taken from them and has been diminished. We usually say that the person who has come out ahead has wronged the other person. In this case. The man has had his orgasm with little to no loss of his social standing. The woman only agreed to sell sex. But she has her dignity and worth taken as well. She is a vessel of sin. I believe that this affects the way men's sexuality is seen in society more than we think it does.
62 comments
1 Watermark03 2018-11-26
this
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-11-26
Keep yourself soyed.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
he's also an unitonic weeb
1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-26
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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1 carthoris26 2018-11-26
While certainly stupid enough, this is a little too specific for a snappy quote isn't it? If we can't make SENTIENT jokes, what else is there?
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
I agree. this one is pretty overused as well
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-26
This could work for just about any Daddypost, though.
1 DEEPenergy123 2018-11-26
Another absolutely classic momruepari artwork
1 Dramatictuna 2018-11-26
Momrupari hidin' under the bed.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-26
Quick rundown on Watermark03:
favorite song is Better Man by Pearl Jam
carries a sweet sorrow within that cannot be vanquished but by the warmth of a woman's embrace
wears a locket containing tiny pictures of every girl he's ever touched physically (three including Mother)
memorized five love poems which he cycles through, reciting each to prospective betrothed in the glow of dusk outside her window
believes a man's place is two steps behind and one step to the side of his queen
has never had rough hands or belched in the presence of a lady, should that he not scuff her presence with his vile male ways
believes that the flame of sweet sorrow he carries will one day become a raging inferno of love eternal if ever a lady were to gaze uppn his true self and see that when he bleeds for all women, he bleeds of a righteous cause
cannot control his wet dreams and thus cannot stay over at anyone's house without wearing a pad
1 killinrin 2018-11-26
Um excuse me, he wears adult men’s diaper briefs and they are very flattering for his figure
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-11-26
Oh my god. /u/watermark03 is a male feminist.
1 jasos-2005 2018-11-26
Hiding is a strong word
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-26
Nothing wrong with with that
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-11-26
Diapercel master race reporting in!
1 Watermark03 2018-11-26
Nope. It's Nights by Frank Ocean. There are no songs by cis straight white males in my play library.
There's my mother, a girl I went on a date with once but never slept with, and the whore, who was hot but pretty much looked exactly like thot squeeze out of a tube. I had to take a really hot shower afterward and eat ginger to settle my stomach. Seriously I never understood before how someone objectively pretty, clean, and nice could just be so gross.
They are basically Daytona by Pusha T.
The whore helped me understand that I'm like almost insultingly easy to understand.
In general I'm clingy and jealous, I don't want to talk to girls much but after the smallest bit of contact I immediately become obsessive and demand constant attention while fearing rejection and abandonment. I proceed to get stupidly angry over things like her not replying to a message and am liable to send bitter, angry garbage because of this that ruins the relationship. I of course immediately apologize, if she's retarded and doesn't block me at this point she's pretty much gonna keep her distance because I've revealed my retardation power level.
Honestly it's just better I stay in my room and masturbate to anime. Nobody wants a clingy, obsessive crazy person. I don't even want to visit any more whores, tbh I hate sex and their gfe act varies between creepy and fucking with my head and emotions. Plus they're gross.
Meh, cum dries up.
1 LongPostBot 2018-11-26
Wow, you must be a JP fan
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1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-26
Holy shit I cracked up so hard I lost my boner
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-11-26
Haha i laughed so hard i got a boner
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/026/537/c5e.jpg
1 Watermark03 2018-11-26
Nah
1 rnjbond 2018-11-26
No one is gonna take this bait
1 gilmore606 2018-11-26
If you think about it, it's ideal that he occasionally posts a comment like this that gives the game away. Regular sub users will understand he's a local troll, new visitors won't and they'll sperg out at his less obvious baits, for our amusement. We all win.
1 yeauxduh 2018-11-26
Or he’s trollceptioning and everything he said is true
1 YuriKlastalov 2018-11-26
Everything he wrote is so stereotypically incel/"socially awkward nerd" that it's probably 100% true and he's counting on people assuming he's trolling so they don't believe it. The mask just slipped.
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1 SgtViktorReznov 2018-11-26
Uh oh. Time to put my seriouspost/nicepost hat on.
You know, my best friend's wife is a psychiatrist. He told me that she told him that when she had sessions with former and current prostitutes, she noticed a certain smell coming from them. She said they had a strange, almost-metallic smell about them. My friend said it might be because of their sin and how sad they've made God because of it. Idk i'm not a christcuck (I kinda resent them tbh) but still alot of what he says about the universe rings true with me even if I don't believe in the Bible.
Tbh I feel like that would be me if I ever decided to do it with a pro. But after you talked about how dirty (of the soul I mean) they are I probably wouldn't even think about it. Plus my Dad's a cop so I would get my ass beat anyways.
I can sympathize with this quite a bit. Except when I find I like a girl I just try to stay the fuck away as well as possible. Like not being a douche about it like telling her to gtfo but just being kinda cool and signaling that she's firmly in the friendzone if anything happens. I've pretty much known since highschool that I am nowhere near ready for a relationship, emotionally or otherwise, and that it's best to keep away from girls if at all possible. It's even worse if the girl likes me. Like when this girl and two of her friends boxed me in and told me she liked me and asked me if I would go on a date with her, I almost fucking died. Luckily one of my friends was nearby and rescued me. I told her maybe and never heard anything back from her after that so crisis averted. Then another time where a girl was kinda hovering around me all the time and being chatty, that made me pretty nervous until I found out she was a lesbian.
Amen to that last sentence, man.
1 LongPostBot 2018-11-26
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1 ObsessedAussie 2018-11-26
Fuckin' shrekt
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
holy shit. not you too.
1 coldfirerules 2018-11-26
what the fuck is going on in here?
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
The r/drama userbase is revealing itself to be a bunch of emotional lesbians.
1 pepperouchau 2018-11-26
that's an insult to fine homo grills everywhere
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
they aren't intersted in, nor do they have bussy so what are they worth?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-11-26
OUT OUT OUT
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-26
In case you're really this crazy and aren't joking around.
jfc, it's just sex. Don't men wonder why people think their lust is so disgusting that their penises defile women and turn them into vessels of sin? It's ok to be horny and want to fuck a whore. No need to look at it as a degradation that destroys everyone it touches.
1 SgtViktorReznov 2018-11-26
Well, I think my friend meant that they got that way because of how they were having sex, not because of the sex itself. Like I remember him telling me that sex is a wonderful thing that you enjoy with someone that you really really care about. And he kinda made me realize that the whole christcuck idea that you have to wait until you marry to have sex is pretty retarded.
No I think what he meant was that because they gave up something that precious just for money, that they lost a piece of their soul because of that. That story of his always creeped me out. I would ask him about it again, idk he's been getting into Conan Exiles and I really am not into swordshit anymore. Plus he's had some troubles himself lately. But I really do miss chatting with him so maybe i'll just grumble and buy it anyways.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-26
Look at it this way. Two people have a transaction and one person experiences a gain and the other has had something taken from them and has been diminished. We usually say that the person who has come out ahead has wronged the other person. In this case. The man has had his orgasm with little to no loss of his social standing. The woman only agreed to sell sex. But she has her dignity and worth taken as well. She is a vessel of sin. I believe that this affects the way men's sexuality is seen in society more than we think it does.
1 Haurmumgay 2018-11-26
Frank Ocean's basically a mayo
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
This but unironically
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-26
You of all people going at him like that makes it hilarious squared.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-26
https://i.imgur.com/49ngIp9.jpg
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-26
Precisely!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-26
Aw she cute 😻
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-11-26
Is this a character in D&D?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-26
He's the sort of degenerate to fuck mayos too
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-26
Who or what is a momrapeguy?
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
a type of fruit I think
1 grep_var_log 2018-11-26
Read the name backwards.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-26
Lol I didn't even notice that, I just thought it looked like momrapeguy.
But who is he?
1 grep_var_log 2018-11-26
Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary. Plus shitposter.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-26
Ok I want to marry him now.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
this is true
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-26
Marry me plz?
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
sure
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-26
ASL?
1 Child_downloader 2018-11-26
Lmao i just thought it was an indian name or something
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-26
A street in Paris.
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-11-26
You're just mad because now whenever anyone thinks of your one redeeming feature they associate it with a web dev.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
if u/Watermark03 posts bussy I will stop memeing him. If he does not, the assault will continue
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-11-26
But then you'll have to mark all your memes NSFW.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-26
The things I do for love