G*mers aren't happy with the latest Bethesda trainwreck

1  2018-11-27 by seenten

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how dare u snappy 😤

This but unironically

>g*mers think that the latest and greatest oblivion with guns is empty with nothing to do

>g*mers also enjoy playing minecraft

Really gets the noggin' joggin'

One of those allows user mods.

Hey, now. I can stack blocks in Minecraft.

Say that shit on the server, bet you won't.

this shit is so disgusting to me. "they NEED to talk to us" or what, faggot? it's not like youre going to stop being a manchild and not buy their latest game.

"I know all any one could say for months was how bad and broken this game is, so I played it and it's bad and broken. When will Bethy fix???"

they don't even need to fix anything since they got everyone's money already and they are not doing refunds because download = same as opening an actual physical box, do you know how expensive it is to re-package an already downloaded game ? Too expensive.

The only reason they made an online game is to milk microtransactions so they need to have people actually play the game. They'll do the bare minimum to fix this game to keep people playing it.

They'll do the bare minimum

As is tradition.

Why Bethy man no fix game?

Surely Bethy Man is not as bad as you purport.

Bethy man bad

Here you ever played a Bethy game that wasn’t broken and buggy at the start? Fuck me skyrim is still a Wisconsin pond in the summer (shitload of bugs)

I appreciate the metaphor, but I dont think thats going to catch on.

The thing is for months everyone was saying this game would be a hot total shit dog mess. Then they went ahead and bought it before reviews came out. At this point its your own damn fault that you blew $60.

At this point its your own damn fault that you blew $60.

"Gamers" aren't really known for being the most responsible, forward thinking people.

Saying "People" is being too generous

Theyre more more like Peeple

it's not like youre going to stop being a manchild and not buy their latest game.

ummm

sales of Fallout76 down 82% compared to Fallout4

fake news

I mean, he is correct; the person he is talking about is going to throw his money at whatever hot shit they come out with that has the Fallout/Elder Scrolls title.

Physical sales are down that doesn't include digital sales

But F76 is literally just an asset copy/paste. The only money spent was marketing. They could sell 100 copies and still make a profit.

They keep trying to rally against companies telling everyone not to preorder until the reviews come out, but baby needs his toys, so they invest in Grindfest 2 premium, with shortcut packs that lets them work less to get that virtual trophy that means nothing except to the other smelly nerds who work at the same dungeon sweatshop as them.

It's not a hobby, it's an addiction, you're not a gamer, you're an obnoxious clown, it's not fun, it's Stockholm syndrome.

“People” who preorder games in the current year should be put in death camps.

Funny thing is they not only talked to us, they even gave us patch notes for the next few patches, complete with actual dates of the patches. And they started a dev blog to keep updating people. And they even opened full discussion on the subreddits to talk to us directly. And they are openly fixing the things that were broken and complained about.

The guys over at the fallout sub? Yeah, acting like it’s not happening, keeps acting like the world is ending and Bethesda are actual devils come to steal our souls. It’s so bad it’s becoming funny.

And they are openly fixing the things that were broken

Not all heroes wear capes.

Funny thing is they not only talked to us, they even gave us patch notes for the next few patches, complete with actual dates of the patches.

Remember push-to-talk, Bethcuck?

Imagine being so butthurt that a game didn’t live up to ridiculous standards that not having a feature as trivial as push to talk is reason to freak out, claim the game is the fall of a company, and call someone on reddit a cuck for liking it. Lmao

Imagine shilling for a company that can't implement a "feature as trivial as push to talk". Sad!

Lmao, a shill for liking a game. But you’re right, I feel SO bad for liking 76. You know what? I’m going to go leave a bad review right now, you’ve convinced me. “I was too lazy to switch off my microphone using the push-to-talk switch that comes standard on most gaming mics, this is obviously your job Bethesda, you corporate fucks. 1 Star!”

Imagine not understanding that it's not about just PTT but about the fact that Bethesda can't do basic shit, retarded zoomer.

No, you’re right, the incompetence really shows. Especially with the fact that push to talk is literally coming in the next updates. For a retarded zoomer bethcuck, it seems my ability to read patch notes might be better than yours....

adding one of the most requested trivial features more than a month after beta

Wow, I'm so impressed! I wonder how many years it will take them to fix actual bugs.

Lmao. You don’t really seem to have much of a reason to hate the game so much, you just want to be angry at it. I’d honestly be interested to know what games or game Devs you actually like. But either way, it’s been fun arguing with you. I could go longer, but truth is I like the game and you made up your mind a long time ago, there isn’t much to gain here for anyone. 5/7, would argue again.

He's right though. I Bethesda can't get push-to-talk to work on release, what the fuck have they been doing?

I mean, they said they just didn’t realize people wanted it. Let’s be fair, that’s a stupid fucking reason and they should feel silly for it, but as quickly as they are implementing it after acknowledging people wanted it is proof that they were able to do it whenever.

I mark it down to them never doing an online game before. This was uncharted territory and they got in way over their heads, they really should have scoured the field first and seen what other games have to offer before jumping in to this project. BUT, that said, they seem to be more than willing to work with us on getting the game rolling in a direction we want it to go.

My recommendation, the game has huge potential, but unless you absolutely can’t wait to play, I’d wait a few months and THEN buy the game. It says it’s out of beta, but it’s still very much in a time of testing shit. Does that mean the game is the absolute worst game ever and Bethesda have lost their minds? No, the people losing their collective shit right now are overreacting a bit. But the game also wasn’t ready to ship, I can acknowledge that.

Also, thank you for not going right for insults just because someone likes something you didn’t. That annoys me so much when people do that.

Faggot.

Oh shit Man, you really got me there. Guess l have to hide my face in shame for the rest of my life, some guy called me a faggot on Reddit. Life as I once knew it is over, I’ve been bested by a better man...

Now I know why fo76 has no NPCs, they've obviously all flooded out into the real world.

Cuck shill

Two guys with -username- both called me cuck and shill.... sounds like an NPC to me, thanks for pointing that out.

Lmao imagine being mad in the r/drama comments

Lol. Was never mad, more having fun. I’m comfortable enough with my choice in games that I can take the salt thrown at me on reddit over my choices. And a good online argument, always hilarious.

Whoa there buddy. If I didn't know any better it sounds like you are targeting gamers. Gamers.

Bethesda are noobs, here's how to salvage the fo76 situation:

step 1: Hire briana wu, a noted trans-female developer - she's both you see, both female AND trans, it's double dragon effect, for a few bucks (she'll accept since gamergate stopped shooting their guns at her dog every day, her patron has been drier than her fake vagina)

Step2: claim that any criticism of a super polished, triple AAA title from a trusted developer, is coming from alt right gamergate trump supporters who just want to harass female minority developers using soggy knees.

Step3: todd, you've done it again

Shut up and take my money

Dog bless Trump supporters. Imagine having to actually address issues rather than deflecting to a boogie man.

Okay but when do I buy Skyrim

When do you not

When I’m buying Fallout 76 GOTY edition

not buying the chad Morrrowind with 1000 mods installed

You can play Skyrim VR in an ATM machine, beat that 😎

Give me a big tiddy dunmer mod and im sold 😍

Does that version accept payment directly from your bank account?

Yes, just as Todd wants it.

Do you guys not have phones??

Could only make it better

Lmao

Wow. I upvoted because I feel bad for them.

Defending multi million dollar corporations to own the gamers 😎😎😎😎

Gamer Status: Game Over

I’d create 9 alts to thumb uncle addy up to the top ala Unidan style

Copy pasted. So based. This is how everyone should deal with manchildren.

"wow. we need to do something about the state of gaming guys! lets protest. dont preorder, that will show the greedy devs!"

buys on release day

"well... its just in early access/starting you know? im supporting the devs so they can make the game better. it has potential"

Caring this much about anything is sad. Caring this much about a glorified toy company that caters primarily to NEETs should be a crime.

Gamers and weebos are first in the omnicide

Those are redundant. Add furries tho.

I once got downvoted into oblivion on /r/games for pointing out all of the other games that are good that people could be enjoying rather than bitching about bad ones online.

Bethesda have only being fucking up in the same ways for 18+ years.

seeing shit like this just reaffirms my decision to chuck my console and sell off my steam account

Where'd you sell it?

[ ] Shocked

[ ✓ ] Not Shocked

Kill all gamers.

It appears bethesda is receiving a lot of fallout with this shitty game

They're pretty radioactive at this point

Its amazing how stupid these people can be. Bethesda has released nothing but broken games for almost 20 years. There was a beta before the game was relased and it was shit. Even game journalists hate this fucking game and they loving sucking corporate cock. After all this you still buy this fucking game and complain that it doesn't work. Kill yourself. You stupid pathetic waste of space. Now watch in a year all these faggots buy Fallout 5.

😴😴😴

What I'll never understand why is why people keep giving Bethesda their money. How can I tap into this level of brainwashing so I too can partake of Gamerbux?

I mean seriously speaking, the company does nothing but produce buggy shit and people just line up around the block to get it. From fucking Home Alone to Fallout 76, if a Bethesda game doesn't brick your system out of the box - It's 15/10 game of the year.

What God do I have to sacrifice a baby towards?

From fucking Home Alone (NES)

Well I'll be)

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Gaymers: I know the FO76 beta was buggy, but all betas are. That is what betas are for, to test bugs.

Gaymers: FO76 is a buggy mess, who could possibly have predicted this?

I wonder why Fallout just didn't turn one of their existing games into an online game? It seems like a waste of effort and talent to build this huge game that can only be played online. No game can be online forever. I mean, I guess maybe it *can* but it doesn't seem like Fallout 76 would be playable online without anyone else on the server. I don't know what I'm saying, this would probably be stupid, too. Fallout 76 won't ever make sense to me.

Alternatively you could not but the game. Christ, it's Bethesda Game Studios. Aren't you like, aware of their scams by now?

Kids getting overly worked up over a their toys. How is that any more cringe inducing than getting worked over kids getting worked up. They’re just reveling in the drama ultimately because it’s fun.

EDIT - Woah this blew up.

EDIT 2 Thanks for the silver redditor!

EDIT 3 And the Gold!

If we gassed anyone who uttered these words on reddit the world would be a better place, change my mind