Drama poll of the week: Who is more likely to be a pedo? Magapedes or Libtards?

1  2018-11-28 by OnionBits

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You linked to the results dumbfuck

oh so because i want to protect my culture i'm a pedo now? i don't seem to recall hearing that about ISIS......

Honestly, your reflexive defensiveness makes you seem like a pedo.

sure...because "magapedes" aren't the ones investigating qanon...oh wait

I’m just talking about you, personally.

Why do you find kids so sexy?

i don't find kids sexy. how about you asshole?

I’m not the one acting like a pedo.

explain how i acted like a pedo.

Reread this thread, if you can't figure it out then just know the FBI will have an easy job catching you.

R.I.Podesta pizza slices dude.

I’m not helping you figure out how to evade detection.

i don't find kids sexy

Sure, that what all the pedos say on Chris Hansen show when they get caught by the police.

how about you asshole?

I can't believe you asked to see a child's asshole. That is shameless.

HA! too obvious. you revealed that you were trolling! a fatal mistake, my friend. that idiot u/WarSanchez probably didn't even report me to the FBI after all

...Costanza? Is that you?

He may not have but after carefully and objectively reading this entire thread I most certainly have reported you to the FBI. I don’t believe any of your denials and see your seething as a smokescreen to deflect from your obvious paedophile proclivities.

Double reported!

Also, I'm reporting you to the Reddit Admins as I am scared you have sent nudes to children on this site.

😲 The admins would never put up with a user sending nudes to underage childrens! It wouldn't be like them at all to turn a blind eye to something so serious.

Come on now, its not like they would overlook someones questionable and rule breaking actions because they happen to drive a lot of traffic ont he site is it. Ouch, my man tit just got murdered for crimes against the state.

Pedes aren't even winning in the poll you pedo

Yeah the entire catalogue of Toby Keith and petty theft to keep the fent a comin' is really a culture with saving.

how about democracy? how about rome and greece? how about america? stupid ass

Rome and Greece were full of child fuckers...

🤔 Wonder why you idolize historically proven child fucking nations...

the child fucking isn't the part i idolize, dipshit. that was introduced by jews. what i like is how they defended us from the muslim hordes for three thousand years

Yeah, whatever you fucking pedophile.

I have reported you to the FBI and I encourage all other drama posters to do the same.

https://www.fbi.gov/tips

Next thing we know you'll be sending unsolicited nudes of yourself to underage redditors.

NOT ON MY WATCH MAGAPEDO

Tfw you mention the 2 civilizations known for child fuckers and claim you don't have kiddly diddly on your mind

When it comes to pederasty you best not forget England and Arabia.

hold on now!

however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and pederasts!

What a weird coincidence.

wow pretty impressive considering islam is only 1400 years old

Lol u mad

we wuz greeks n romans n shiet

Except us that are Greeks. It sucks

Pay denbts

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Origin of that numeral system?

how about democracy? how about rome and greece?

...Rome wasn't a democracy. And only one Greek city state was and it was full of almost as many pederasts as Sparta

Oh, not only are you a magapede but you are a member of fascist united as well. What a fucking surprised.

You're a pedo because you have sexual feelings for children

what the fuck is wrong with you people? i never said anything about having sexual feelings for children, i think pedophilia is disgusting and pedophiles should be shot. however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles

however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and pedophiles

Thanks for removing any question of doubt.

hebephiles

Wrap it up, folks, he's drawn a distinction between his pedo friends and himself.

however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles

You've revealed yourself.

The magapedo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a degenerate, parasite, retard, a literal child, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a pedophile and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS A GREAT DAY

We need to preserve this for future generations.

Brand our new lolcow with a "heebiejeebiephile" flair.

Got you fam.

thx bby

Why wasn't i invited to this party??? 😭😭😭

however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles

are you fucking trolling??? this is too good.

hebephiles

Why are you bringing up the Jews out f nowhere?

I'm not a pedo but unprompted I will randomly comment on why that's not so bad.

remember the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles

Oh dear.

DO NOT DOWNVOTE THIS MADMAN

however it's important to remember the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles

As in one should be shot, and hebephiles such as yourself should be double shot, kiddie-diddler.

I thought you were a trump supporter, not a libertarian

I would ask if this is a joke but since you're an ancap you are obviously serious

Y I K E S

You need to find some culture before you can "protect" it

t. pedo

Anyone who doesn't want to import million rapists to every white country is a pedo. Fuck off back to T_D.

Pedophilia is wh*te culture and further proof it should be removed

Just to be clear to defend yourself you're comparing yourself to people who executed tens of thousands of people and buried them in mass graves?

ISIS? More like WASWAS 😎

That’s why nobody talks about it ☝️😎

You linked to the results dumbfuck

I don't give a fuck. Keep yourself safe after you vote!

lol you retard

PEDO

Doesn’t have an option for both. Why?

There's a reason they're called magapedos tbh

Both, and that's a good thing.

Trick question. Lolbertarians are most likely

At the very least, hebes are for sure. I think pedos may be split between communist/socialist and libertarians.

You're legit a pedo tho... please don't fuck kids

The vast majority of child sexual abusers are not pedos and the vast majority of pedos are not child sexual abusers. Sexual abuse doesn't depend on one's orientation. Telling me not to sexually abuse children makes about as much sense as telling a stranger on the street to not sexually abuse children.

I'm not wasting my time on the latest NAMBLA talking points, diddler

Not really NAMBLA talking points. The problem of "situational offenders" (non-pedophiles who sexually abuse children) has been published about by the FBI and Center of Missing and Exploited children since at least the 80s.

Never trust anyone that knows this much about pedos, kids.

Shouldn't everyone who cares about children know who are the biggest dangers to their children? What things they should look out for?

You disgust me.

Okay.

magapedes fuck their cousins.

libtards fuck their wifes kids

My current relationship would indicate that liberals are definitely all pedos

The answer is yes.

Everyone is a pedophile. All of them. It is just that they are good at hiding it.
Not me though, shit is gay.

Libtard because they are pushing for lgbt acceptance and forcing degeneracy on to us, some have already started the shift to back / rationalize // sympathize for pedos. Therefore they'll most likely be on the side that doesn't want to nuke them from orbit, I presume. Some of those old fucks are weird though, definitely not one or the other.