Skinny-fat revolutionaries get serious about getting jacked. Dream of getting oiled up and flexing on chuds.

1  2018-11-29 by Diaperologist

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Question time.

What's hotter? A muscly twink or a skinny twink?

As a good comrade I prefer lean bois. Built dudes are probably eating more than their allotted rations.

Good point

masc4masc only messy twinks OUT

messy twinks

W-what's messy?

sounds hot (i'm gay btw if that matters)

messy twinks OUT

Sloppy bottoms RISE UP 😤😤😤

depends, I as a guy like skinny twinks better. Women, on average, find a higher shoulder width to waist width ratio attractive because it indicates strength and health, so on average they'd probably lean to the muscular twink

r/swoletariat

Someone had the name for the sub first and the actual idea for the sub came second, and now they’re too deep into the idea of the sub and they can’t quit.

😴😴😴

Fuck off Ed. This is quality retardation.

Falling for the bait C'mon, don't do that >:I

Over/under on, if they do get jacked, becoming right-wing in the process?

If they're wealthy / trust fund babies, they'll stop virtue-signalling and stick up for themselves. If they're poor, then they'll get more radical as leftists. At least, that's what research suggests.

https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/political-motivations-may-have-evolutionary-links-to-physical-strength.html

In line with their hypotheses, the data revealed that wealthy men with high upper-body strength were less likely to support redistribution, while less wealthy men of the same strength were more likely to support it.

“Despite the fact that the United States, Denmark and Argentina have very different welfare systems, we still see that — at the psychological level — individuals reason about welfare redistribution in the same way,” says Petersen. “In all three countries, physically strong males consistently pursue the self-interested position on redistribution.”

Also they might start improving their life (e.g. get jacked, get a job, get laid, etc) which will make them more right-wing.

Hey seriousposter are you basically telling me that people adopt ideologies and systems of ideas that benefit them directly or people close to them?

Wow. I’m shocked.

No, I'm basically telling you they adopt ideologies and systems of ideas that benefit them directly or close to them if they first grow a pair and get fit.

only if they lift

No matter how much they lift they are always going to be manlets 😤

Being a ripped manlet is better than being a tall fatcel. Of course ripped Manlets still bow to chad tallflex

Wrong, shallow the heightpill.

It's just a function of confidence tbh.

The Peterson’s sticky in that sub is pure salt and drama.

The biggest problem with lifting is that it kind of goes against leftism. If you work out, the effort you put in is directly related to the benefit you get out of it. You can't give your aesthetic and physical gains to someone else. Everyone wants to be beautiful and strong, but nobody wants to work to be either of those things.

Hooleeeeee shit

If you work out, the effort you put in is directly related to the benefit you get out of it.

So you're saying that you get to keep 100% the product of your labour, instead of having to give it to someone else?

You mean the government?

Imagine thinking commies still use that talking point after realizing that robots make the line workers useless.

Robo-Proletariat of the world unite!

Plenty of prominent lefties still believe in the LTV.

There are very retarded lefties, I agree.

Redpilled level: off the charts

how about some jacked as fuck antifa super soldiers become the new image of the left.

But then the left would have to work hard for something

OOOOF

At least some of them are marginally self aware.

Nah, just really hate Democrats

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The Blue Lives Magic bullshit is exactly why I wanna start a leftist co-op gym when I get back home to Quebec.

I imagine it'll be a body weight gym but nobody can lift their own body weight so they just squat over balloons, farting into them to huff later on.

Most working class gets swole by, you know, working.

Emptional labor is work, bigot!

Reads like satire tbh lads

But its real. 😓😓🤔

Imagine when they realize right wing beliefs aren't just correlated randomly with getting ripped but getting ripped actually causes you to like capitalism because you're finally a human of value.