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[Laughs in Israeli.]

TRUMP MUST STAND UP TO PUTIN AND PUSH THE BABYKILLER ASSAD OUT OF SYRIA. #RESIST

I think you mean either yiddish or hebrew sweaty.

There's not much Yiddish spoken in Israel. The government actually prohibited it in their early decades, forcing refugees (many of them Holocaust survivors) to speak Hebrew instead.

Shame, it's a really cool language.

Huzzahs and Nothingburgers abound.

"Watch me alter reality with my tweets."

mfw its not the white ranger

Mommy defense force is in full swing on this post!

It is currently the year of our Lord 2018 and the DDF is still deflecting to Hillary whenever Daddy does something bad

Literally bringing up an election from over 2 years ago to cope. The absolute state of magacels 😂

Imagine being buttmad you lost 2 years later after running the most undetectable candidate ever

It's always funny that you guys can never actually come up with a defense for Daddy when he does something stupid; it's always the same thought-terminating cliches about Hillary and liberal tears and shit over and over again.

for Daddy when he does something stupid

Still waiting for the first time

You must have been asleep for the last 2 years or delusional.

Still waiting for the first time

Hahaha...

Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh harder...

HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.

I didn't run any candidate lmao when she lost my reaction was "bitch had it coming" 😂

Mommy defense force teleports behind you

What about...

inhales

HILLAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lock her up am I right?

Literally who

oh no, somebody criticized daddy, better activate the DDF programming

beep beep boop

What about Mommy???????????????????

Bob Mueller knows what you did last summer.

Trump should be Zordon.

Then you'd have Candace Owens as the black ranger, Tami as the pink one, Milo as the blue one, Ben/Jared as the green one, the Magabomber as the red one... and I'm blanking on a prominent Asian Trumpie.

Implying a manlet could be selected to become a ranger

@AgalarovAras I had a great weekend with you and your family. You have done a FANTASTIC job. TRUMP TOWER-MOSCOW is next. EMIN was WOW!

Lmao 5 years ago

Daddy's Pit Bull singing like a canary.

He’s both making it all up and betraying confidentiality. So much cope.

I used to think Orwell's depictions of doublethink were an exaggeration for the sake of making a point, but it turns out he was spot on.

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/nationalism/english/e_nat

Orwell was woke on the nationalism question

They truly are the Mary Lou Rettons of mental gymnastics.

Minus they never sick the landing.

It's time to release the Kraken and end this bull****.

what kraken is this exactly??

Good ass question 🤔 this is why pinging is absolutely necessary! I feel so oppressed rn

50k indictments or fisa declassification or some shit.

Fire Mueller I guess? Not sure where the country would go from there, but I imagine it would involve impeachment proceedings and terrorism.

Pizzashill laughs from the grave

S to spit

Press F to open mouth tongue kiss

Jesus. Christ. Cursed mental image. Thanks a lot.

F

S

I’m so disappointed in you

Hey I'm here

🤨

You don't have the trademark autistic longposts in your comment history, so you're definitely not Pizzashill.

He posts under IDFSHILL now

Didn't get banned a few days ago from here for thot auditing

Oh shit I forgot about that. Rip

Did he audit the wrong thot or was he secretly a tox dodging thot and he's now getting reamed by the IRS

ur not allowed to audit thots on this subreddit

The_Chimps are taking it well.

And yet another NOTHING BURGER for the braindead masses to follow up on. The over medicated sheep intellect, along with the programming by the MSM has made this more than it is. They will never bring Trump down. They have nothing.

McCarthy did nothing wrong tho

Lmao mommy STILL living in their heads rent free.

REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP INVESTIGATING MY CRIMES

Definitely the type of person who would get stopped by the cops for speeding then say "but look they're speeding too!!"

Why is this ivestigation trying to find crimes???????

Lol. Democrats have one ability Republicans do not have. The ability to tell the media not to report on it.

If only the silly goys boys in over in Donaldland could actually figure that out.
They can scream all they want about Hillary, but nobody cares.

They could collect the 7 dragon balls and wish that the mainstream gave a fuck and Shenron would look at them like "Ohi vey, I wouldn't do that if I was you"

Roy Cohn's BFF is against McCarthy now?

Did you ever see an investigation more in search of a crime?

Yes, it's called a sting operation. Thankfully that's not needed when you're this blatantly retarded.

Can you imagine being a GOP politician, interacting with these people, and not being able to call them losers?

What they are doing is sedition and they should all go to jail

@xxJames MadisonCykaxx

Truly everything old is new again

Racist

I'm shocked there arent more comments and upvotes there yet. Have they not received their cult briefing notes yet? Bit slow if you ask me

Trump supporters have no principles. change my mind

Nah lots of them haven't graduated high school yet

So they still have principals.

bazinga! 🤣😂🤣😁

SAVAGE

Shawty...

🔥🔥🔥

🤔🤔🤔

Get out

LOL DUDE EPIC PUN!!!!!!!!’

Amazing!!!

Wow!!!

Absolute mad lad!!!!

I need some emojis to understand this g*mer reference

🚨🚨🚨🍆💦😳🖐🖑👐🖐😞🚨🚨🚨

Now this is some banter!

I don't think anyone can honestly say that, considering lyin/lion Ted.

"I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative, just like Trump. Therefore I voted for him." - typical Conservative on reddit, 2016 AD.

Blows up budget deficit to over $1 trillion, installs an electric fence against gays as VP, bans tranny rights, rails against abortion - Trump, 2018 AD.

Everything is possible.

Fiscal conservatism with MMT characteristics

In what fucking world is Trump either socially liberal or fiscally conservative

Well he held the bussy flag in a conservative convention or some shit like that

how do the democrats phrase it when they are caught flip flopping as all politicians are...

oh right, he "changed his mind". You're allowed to change your mind, duh!

DAE BOTH SIDES?

triggering the libs is a principle you know

I supported the guy pretty heavily but watching t_d and others vociferously defend literally everything he has done, especially when some of those things are diametrically opposed to the platform he ran on, convinced me it has essentially turned into a cult of personality that physically and mentally cannot criticize him.

We went from "build that wall, America first!" to "hey I got a tax cut and moved the Israeli embassy while giving them billions". To quote Ann Coulter "his entire focus is making sure Jared and Ivanka are well received when they return to NYC after his presidency. He's a conman who won't deliver on his signature campaign promise."

All that being said, had I known then what I know now I still would have voted for him over Hillary if only for the purpose of throwing a wrench into the bloated government machine and, yes, to trigger the libs. Own the libs.

the purpose of throwing a wrench into the bloated government machine

“Well, if the FBI is busy investigating Daddy, they won’t investigate the contents of my hard drive.”

Yeah as we all know the FBI can only investigate one case at a time. Also, imagine downloading porn in 2018.

Imagine not knowing that you don’t need to download something to get in trouble.

You seem to know a lot about the ins and outs of illicit pornography.

I dunno about “ins and outs,” but you don’t even seem to know the basics of how computers work.

Well hey, maybe you can link me to an explanation of how you hide your porn and I can learn.

And he admits that he has something to hide!

taking drama bant seriously

Jfc

Backpedaling too, hmmmm.

If Ive learned anything from this sub...they arent in the habit of helping perverts avoid the all seeing eye of the FBI.

Safety first!

lol, holy shit how fucking retarded can one person be?

why dont you chop off your arm..that'll REALLY own the libs! trust me they hate that!

As if hilldawg isn't a conwoman with foreign interests running the show? Besides, personally his presidency has been wildly profitable for me and anyone else with enough money to throw into the market. You'll get there one day bud.

when trump was sworn in the stock market was at 26,200

today it closed at 25,300

so wtf are you even talking about?

What the fuck are YOU talking about, it was below 20k on inauguration day.

yeha youre right, looked at the wrong chart

anyway trump hadn't even insituted any of his policies by then, now that he has the market has gone sideways. He's been terrible for the market.

Sideways > down. We're still up over 5k from election day, it can't just go up forever. You can say a lot of shit about Trump, as I just did, but to pretend the market is performing poorly is a losing battle.

obama took over a market in utter fuckig shambles and left it soaring sky high.

so by your reasoning he was a fantastic president and you should have voted for hillary

No, because you're implying my reasoning says Trump is a great president and I never said he was. In fact I said he has failed on almost everything he promised but the stock market was one bright spot. Very similar to Obama really.

He's lying. He doesn't have any money in the stock market.

My money, which you can be sure exists because I tell people that I have.

Getting addicted to fentanyl, shooting up in a Starbucks bathroom at 11 am, and soiling yourself as the cops haul you away to trigger the libs epic style.

🍝🍝🍝

It was the vociferously that really got to me as well.

it has essentially turned into a cult of personality that physically and mentally cannot criticize him.

turned into

NEW - President Trump was asked about the Trump Tower Moscow project among a list of written questions by special counsel Robert Mueller, sources familiar with the president’s responses tell @ABC News. No details about his response.

Wonder how he answered that question🤔

SuRElY ThIS WiLl Be ThE eNd Of BlUmPf

Probably in a similar way to this:

“We decided — I decided ultimately — not to do it,” he said, adding, “There would have been nothing wrong if I did do it.”

Vague shit followed by asserting that it wouldn't have been bad anyway

Would it be? Like, is it different than having his hotels set up in other countries?

Story #50 about Trump campaign staffer lying about inconclusive contacts with Russian daddy

😴😴😴

Is this finally the end of drumpg?

C O P E

I need my drama to have a conclusion sweaty

It sounds like you're not the only MAGAtard who needs assistance to get to completion 😂 😂 😂

Help me finish and I promise I will emigrate back to CA

What so you can make an anchor baby? No thanks.

🔥🔥🔥

Conclusions are bad for dramacoin

We really didnt need further proof that magacels are retarded...but thanks.

DADDY NYET* 😭😭😭😭

Het sweaty

Imagine this level of cope

This needs to be marked conservatives only.

NOT.... ECHO-Y.... ENOUGH!

It’s actually fascinating watching them attempt to keep their own minds under control.

LOCK HILLARY UP

hahaha holy shit

how many trump posts are you agenda faggots going to put on drama today?

ORANGE

FAN

MAD

Inb4 unironic crying about meme theft

I can’t wait for $hilldawg and Donny to share a sell

Feelsgoodman

And Rosenstein and Mueller and Obama and Acosta and blah blah blah

Mommy

Rent free lol

Daddy Defense Force getting weak smh

Waaagh

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1505389185968.jpg

zle

Yep Ed is one of the biggest mayo left agenda posters on here, but drama tends to lean left.

drama leans left

This is really a next level cope. Laughing at Daddy for doing retarded things does not mean drama "leans left".

Nah we are talking about people that post Vox opinion pieces as ""drama""

As opposed to the people who post screenshots of vox article titles that they're triggered by?

Both are bad

enlightened centrist detected.

This but unironically

OUT

What defense is the DDF even using at this point?

"Listen, Trump is simply so retarded that his son, his lawyer, his campaign manager, and his campaign advisor were allowed to a bunch of illegal shit and he didn't even know about it!"

Yes

Probably that Trump suspected them of counter-revolutionary activities and allowed them to incriminate themselves.

That's the Qanon explanation. The mainstream DDF explanation is going to be 'Still your president!', 'Every president colludes with foreign governments', 'If Hillary were in charge we'd have WWIII', 'Trump himself didn't do anything wrong, his (((associates))) went behind his back' etc. The same garden-variety stuff we've been hearing all along.

Ladies and Gentlemen: We got him!

You have to go back...

Imagine actually taking the Russian meme seriously. Have you created a spreadsheet trying to map the "connections"? Maybe you think that guy Bill Kristol is pretty dang smart for a Republican.

I'm not even a Trump supporter either. He's obviously done some shady stuff,but the Russian meme is really stupid.

Daddy has already directed their next line of defense:

“We decided — I decided ultimately — not to do it,” he said, adding, “There would have been nothing wrong if I did do it.”

Lmao this is GENIUS 1 billion IQ strategy.

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did... <---We are here

You deserved it.

Almost to the end!

You just triggered every narcissist on /r/drama

"Listen, Trump is simply so retarded that his son, his lawyer, his campaign manager, and his campaign advisor were allowed to do a bunch of illegal shit and he didn't even know about it!"

I find that incredibly believable, tbh, and I'm a far cry from a DDF member.

Literally just "it doesn't matter"

The final verse in the narcissist's prayer...

Surely THIS will be the end for Vrumpgh

Go back.

The defense is still "Hillary would have been worse and I would accept Trump had to play dirty to stop her"

I find it very believable that Trump is retarded.

Unironically, yes.

What defense is the DDF even using at this point?

They're too busy eating lead laced glue to make sense of it

Fucking dumbasses. They don't even know you have to sniff the glue to get the good shit.

It's a double cucked week for daddy!

72%

Reminder that DDF members are not welcome here.

Hope Daddy goes full Jim Jones soon and they go full Jonestown on each other.

No they are welcome here to make a fool out of themselves. Its all the lolcows we got left without pings

I would agree if they couldn’t vote, but since they can, they are contributing to the decline of /r/Drama culture.

imagine caring about voting.

maybe people just dont want politics level faggotry in a drama sub

we all know the guys that get rl hard over anti trump stuff, its just cringe because we all know trumps innocent and never being punished

Itd be better not to have someone actively shitposting on Twitter in the actual whitehouse but here we are. Sorry the conservatards went full idiocracy on America, and cant handle getting laughed at

i dont believe for a second that anyone thats ever gotten even the slightest bit angry at trump has laughed in years tbh

You, however, are the Platonic ideal of a jokester

no i just find kids sperging out over trump as though hes some extreme end of presidents hilarious and always will

DDF members are ALWAYS welcome to post when Daddy's getting some bad publicity. It never fails to be entertaining, even if this political circus is getting really stale.

wtf is ddf?

Daddy Defense Force.

You guys know this Russian stuff is a neocon meme right?

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

So you’re at a 7/10 on the emoji totally pretending not to be angry scale?

I'm just edposting an agenda'd edpost

Ed, daddy unironically lives in your head rent free

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but imo you used to many snooze emojis to walk that fine line between angryposting and b8posting. Tbh you probably should just leave snoozeposting to the professional snoozeposters.

Imo

Imagine thinking your opinion matters

I don’t have to imagine since I think my opinion matters enough to type it out. Imagine thinking you can snoozepost better than Ed 🤦‍♀️

Based on the fact that the ships and sailors have not been returned to Ukraine from Russia, I have decided it would be best for all parties concerned to cancel my previously scheduled meeting....

He’s really trying to pretend that cancelling his meeting with Putin is entirely due to Russia seizing those Ukrainian ships and not because the optics would look extremely bad on the heels of this Cohen plea. 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao what a cuck. Ww3 soon tho.

Ukraine will try to re annex crimea soon.

MUH RUSSIA

Lmbo

muh perjury trap

drumpf is doomed reeeee

Indeed it’s over for magacels!

W/u broseph how’s shit been going?

MUH HILLARY

But, But, her emails

Oof It’s buttery males 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

I’m beginning to think no one here is radically centrist

😴😴😴

so butt blasted you replied twice =D

I've got money riding on Trump completing his full term. Wanna lose some money?

I don't know if anyone is saying otherwise. Trump cucked the GOP so they won't just him.

That said he's obviously guilty as sin.

I don't know if anyone is saying otherwise

That's what is implied by tick tock. Counting down for the """impeachment""" that's never going to happen.

I'm sure Trump is guilty of a great many things, some of which may be illegal. Coercion with Russia to influence the 2016 election is clearly not one of them.

He's not guilty? Why did his staff lie about it so much? For like two straight years.

Guilty of what? Considering a Trump tower in moscow past the date he claimed he was considering it? Probably guilty of that.

How is that at all the same as working with the Russians to influence the 2016 election?

Well they were talking about influencing the election lol. They weren't talking about adoptions that's for sure. Don Jr. Knew about the email hacks before anyone did. He posted that email exchange himself.

Is it illegal? Idk, it potentially violates campaign finance law but I'm not a lawyer. Regardless of the legality of it he and his staff very obviously worked with the Russians to undermine his political opponents.

Which, if Hillary won and was found to have worked with the Chinese to do the same. I doubt you'd be as charitable.

Oh yeah, there's a good chance that Trump, like Obama, violated campaign finance law.

The consequence of that is a fine to the Trump campaign, not an impeachment.

As for what they discussed in Trump tower, I have no idea. But if gathering oppo research from Russia is a crime, then we know for sure that Clinton is 100% guilty because that's exactly what she paid Fusion GPS to do.

imagine still thinking somethings going to happen lol

they did manage to get the word russian in there this time tho so theres some progress for their nothing investigation lol

C

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P

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cope with what lol nothings happened

nothings happened

Maybe in a world where your entire emotional being is wrapped up in the single persona of Donald Trump, sure.

fucking lol the richness of that statement when fags have been crying and saying trumps finished for years when nothings ever going to happen to him

Has your psychiastrist approved this method of coping youre using?

i love how much you guys latch onto that one cope thing like its not "chud" level lol

An Aussie that cares that much about Trump is beyond mental illness.

Hey now the cap is my favorite lolcow watch yourself.

Well except all the guilty pleas

guilty of russian collusion amirite

they spied on him for years and then get his lawyer on something unrelated, watch out trump they definitely have something

something unrelated? this most recent cohen thing is lying to congress specifically about the case, isn't it?

I know it's hard to keep up because there have been a lot of indictments and please.

I know it's hard to keep up because there have been a lot of indictments and pleas.

lol o no watch out trump!

/r/drumpfisfinished

“There was a good chance that I wouldn’t have won, in which case I would have gone back into the business,” he added. “And why should I lose lots of opportunities?”

Pretty much confirms that he assumed he was going to lose the election and he was just running to get publicity.

I think we're approaching the season finale of America, two parter (?)

Another weirdly highly upvoted article with no actual people engaged in drama and coincidentally highly upvoted posts all on an /r/politics tier circle jerk where everyone is obligated to say daddy to pretend that they're not 💯% seriousposting

World Super power by 2020 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

We like organic homegrown drama round here boy.