Does anyone else want to hate thots ironically but now incels ruined it?

1  2018-11-29 by Osterion

literally this

72 comments

1  POST_BUSSY 2018-11-29

The trick is to do say everything ironically so no one can tell the difference

1  jlesli4671 2018-11-29

This is the most valid comment on reddit

1  POST_BUSSY 2018-11-29

This but ironically

1  pepperouchau 2018-11-29

This but unironically

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-29

This but as it is

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-11-29

The audit of the "THOT" profession is inevitable. In fact, sex work is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "THOT" profession even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for taxable income, the phantasm of "ancap paradise" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "taxable" are "taking muh benefits" (read: economic insecurity, as well as tax evasion).

1  Handsome7InchesTruth 2018-11-29

I'm extremely jealous of thots and how they're able to make money while having no talents and having life handed to them. I like the incel memes pointing that out that drive them crazy

1  Osterion 2018-11-29

Yeah exactly, but I don't really want to ruin their lives or anything. I just want to be like "lmao thots" and not have the dignified people of leddit hate me

1  Handsome7InchesTruth 2018-11-29

You do realize that reporting a snapchat or twitch to irs won't actually get them audited, right? It was a fun larp is all.

1  Osterion 2018-11-29

Idk. I've had relatives not report portions of their income before being slapped with back taxes later. You're probably right tho

1  Nom_Chompy 2018-11-29

They already hate you just by posting here, no matter what you say.

1  TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-11-29

wow that sounds exactly like a *checks post history* drama user would say

lmao get off the internet bigot

1  clubby789 2018-11-29

Case πŸ‘πŸ» closed

1  nmx179 2018-11-29

I just want to be like "lmao thots" and not have the dignified people of leddit hate me

I don't get why you're blaming incels for this as if the white knight horde on this site wouldn't use some other word to call you a virgin loser for saying anything remotely critical about women.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-29

Sounds like something

rubs hands together/surely this will get me laid

an incel would say

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-29

t. incel

1  _Suprememe_ 2018-11-29

These posts won't save you on the day of the virg purge.

1  TheRobidog 2018-11-29

Why would you purge virgins? That problem will solve itself in 50-80 years.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-29

Having to pay back taxes wouldn't ruin the lives of virtually any cam whore. It's not like it would prevent them from making more money, or end with them being frog marched to prison. It's just a payment plan that skims the government's cut for the foreseeable future. Meaning they get to join the rest of the world.

1  agenderphobe 2018-11-29

Are there dignified people on reddit?

1  33_44then12 2018-11-29

Monocle, please.

1  HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-29

Who cares if people hate you? Especially the tools on Reddit.

1  snallygaster 2018-11-29

Most of them make shit wages, their 'career' can only last 5-15 years or so, publicly doing sex work greatly reduces their chances of finding a good job later on, their chances of ever finding a good partner tank, and unless they're one of the very few sex workers who specialize in disabled clients, their work is devoid of any meaning. There's nothing to be jealous of. There's a reason why most of the women who choose to do sex work are poor and/or addicted to something, sex trafficked, or batshit insane.

If you're a lazy fuck who wants to sit on their ass all day, be jealous of 'tradwives' and granola moms who've managed to land a simp who's convinced that it's noble to have a wife who doesn't work despite the fact that contemporary housework takes a few hours a week at most.

1  Momruepari 2018-11-29

whores are the ultimate "peak early" types in this world of ours

1  ProGenji 2018-11-29

Like tbqh legit sex workers generally do seem to meet disabled clients frequently and do charge 500 plus for the hour.

Whereas thottos get by on monthly subscription of 20 bux or something from incels.

Unironically I believe sex workers actually serve a decent purpose irl. Thottos not so much.

1  GayLordMcMuffins 2018-11-29

Thots keep hordes of incels hooked on the computer in their mom’s basement for moments at a time, so we don’t have a higher chance of meeting these filths in public. >:3

1  DaddyDidNothingWrong 2018-11-29

managed to land a simp who's convinced that it's noble to have a wife who doesn't work despite the fact that contemporary housework takes a few hours a week at most.

Counterpoint: My wife being kinda/sorta "trad" means that I never have to do anything around the house unless I want to and she likes to use her spare time to stay looking good.

I may be a simp, but I feel like it's been a fair trade, lol.

1  CherryKirsche 2018-11-29

Imagine you have to pay your wife to not become a fat slob

1  snallygaster 2018-11-29

You could just pay for a house-cleaner, it's much cheaper than supporting a lazy parasite

1  nithingpole 2018-11-29

A lot of thots lie about their income to seem more in-demand than they are

1  ILieToCaptchas 2018-11-29

I love thots. Never understood why people hate them

Would never date one though. No ex thots either

1  DinosSuck 2018-11-29

E-thots: Cluster B. Stay the fuck away. Do not date.

Regular Thots: probably just daddy issues. Unironically fun to hang out with. Do not date.

1  Morgoff 2018-11-29

daddy issues

The backbone of all my relationships.

1  ILieToCaptchas 2018-11-29

Exactly. They are the type of people you want with you to hangout in a bar and to have casual sex with. To date is most likely a bad idea

This isnt a moral criticism though. I have changed jobs a lot in my life, if someone wont hire me because of it is not a moral criticism of my person, and they are not doing anything wrong either by not hiring me

1  spookyguy109 2018-11-29

emphasis on DO NOT DATE.

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1  MajesticWrongdoer 2018-11-29

You're basically an incel in mindset.

1  Osterion 2018-11-29

πŸ€”πŸ€” how so

1  nmx179 2018-11-29

According to thirsty redditbabbies who've never themselves touched a naked woman, anyone who says anything critical of women ever is a virgin neckbeard incel loser virgin who's never going to get laid, ever, which is mainly just their way of tipping you off how desperate they are for female validation.

1  zergling_Lester 2018-11-29

Sounds like something

rubs hands together/surely this will get me laid

an incel would say

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-29

rageposting this hard

top zozzle

1  nmx179 2018-11-29

This meme made by Momurepari

1  Momruepari 2018-11-29

das rite

1  damaged_unicycles 2018-11-29

Hot take: incels are right about lots of things but they're also ugly and gross so who cares

1  RichEvansSextape 2018-11-29

Unironically this

Incels act like "women prefer to fuck hot guys" is some ultimate blackpill and not common sense

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-29

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1  AlveolarPressure 2018-11-29

Hotter take: incels aren't actually right about women at all

1  damaged_unicycles 2018-11-29

You can't trick me femoid

1  Momruepari 2018-11-29

hottest take: the gussy lies DO NOT TRUST

1  mygoodpostingalt 2018-11-29

cute-cels are unicorns and turbo autists

1  lua_x_ia 2018-11-29

Incels believe a theory that accurately models the parts of the relationship state-space they’re familiar with and fills in everything else with their fantasies. Which is going to happen to everyone who doesn’t read scientific research or reputable secondary sources that cite scientific research.

1  Gtyyler 2018-11-29

I have a distaste reddit stuff getting upvoted because the post is by a cute girl. Dont pretend that this was impressive, you enjoy it because you are getting thirsty.

1  Van-Diemen 2018-11-29

Yep. Disrespect wamen? REEEE INCEL!1

Sex is literally free (or the price of a meal if you don't have to use the internet to get laid), only Reddit virgins could put so much worth into it.

1  ObsessiveMuso 2018-11-29

No. Anyone who can separate a loser from his money deserves that money.

1  trilateral1 2018-11-29

this.

but sometimes their IRL families suffer

1  GayLordMcMuffins 2018-11-29

50% Nature 50% Nurture baby

1  questionasky 2018-11-29

Nah. Just more hate to go around.

1  Morgoff 2018-11-29

I've never got the appeal of paying to see a girl rub herself on cam when they don't even touch you.

Even on pornsites those videos are dull.

1  notcyberpope 2018-11-29

I too hate seeing hot women and would prefer my porn to exclusively contain men. In other words: bussy lol

1  Morgoff 2018-11-29

My favourite shot is when you can see the back of the bollocks.

1  _Suprememe_ 2018-11-29

Imagine being the kind of faggot that gets off to gussy pixels.

1  NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-11-29

They're a fucking great source of "human resources" in the soylent green sense.

1  itsedgyoutside 2018-11-29

A true centrist would hate both.

Comment by: Anarcho-nazbol gang.

1  KittehDragoon 2018-11-29

Anyone who has strong feelings about 'thot-audit' is a fucking loser.

There are no exceptions to this rule.

1  grep_var_log 2018-11-29

Sounds like you've got a strong feeling there, bucko.

1  Zozbot 2018-11-29

zoz

1  Zozbot 2018-11-29

zle

1  Zozbot 2018-11-29

zozzle

1  BumwineBaudelaire 2018-11-29

lol what kind of cuck bitch lets themselves be influenced by incels

1  Osterion 2018-11-29

rude af

1  NoChickswithDicks 2018-11-29

Pay your fucking taxes and stfu.

1  80BAIT08 2018-11-29

Incels didn’t ruin ironic thot hating. /r/all ruined incels. Now everything under the sun is an incel. β€œMOM GET OUT MY ROOM YOU INCEL!” As soon as it was picked up by the fags in SRD and spread to /r/all and shitty journo opinion pieces it was ruined. I miss the days when incels were small, self described communities that were quietly made fun of by lolcow forums.