Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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soon teenage boys will start walking into girls locker rooms with erections jacking off

Lol that would be pretty funny

Sounds like a hentai

i'm picturing them doing it synchronised, maybe with a marching band behind them

💯 per cent not gay

which John Philip Sousa march would be most fitting for this?

My vote goes to Semper Fidelis

No, we're doing Ride of the Valkyries to promote all these stunning, brave, new womyn.

Who the hell jerks it in a public bathroom? And ignore the hard work thr glory hole makers put into their craft??

Smgdh not appreciating hard working American craftsmen/women.

After I sexually harassed a girl (a Jew btw((blonde tho))) by groping her and attempting to unclasp her bra in biology 1 I went to my high schools less frequented bathroom and came loads on the floor and door and wall from the thought of her. It was much like the stall in the video here but a lot dimmer and larger. I was standing up and when I finally nutted my knees almost buckled under me. And I always considered myself more clearheaded than to do those things. I guess when the eve presents itself🤷🏿‍♂️.

Lol this is like Satan's live journal.

Probably didn’t lift the seat when they took a wizz.

oh shit the Twatter hive mine in action. Phone number posted and calls about to flood the school.

I assume there's still a penis there, so he's pooping on a public toilet. That's the real crime here to his humanity.

Well he could be sitting to pee like a cuck

Do they do that? lol I really don't know. It seems so much easier to stand.

IDK I don't have a dick. But maybe some trans women sit to pee to try to feel more like women?

If there's one thing trans women need to realize, sitting on a possibly pee soaked seat sucks compared to having something to just shoot in the hole.

Very true. I have certainly wished for a penis on a few occasions when using public bathrooms.

Hmu whenever you want a penis

Ayyy

See if it's attached to someone else it still doesn't solve the whole dirty bathroom issue tho

This is why you're an incel

/u/women-warriors can help detach it

I love her so much. She got mad and threw a subway sammich at a one of those male people. Who couldn't love her?

Guess today's your lucky day

https://www.amazon.com/GoGirl-Female-Urination-Device-Lavender/dp/B003BEDUS6?th=1

Yikes....

Tbh women, both trans and cis, should pee standing up. Sitting down is just unhygienic.

I don't know, maybe give biological women a funnel or something?

TWITTAH DO YA THANG

MOB JUSTICE MENTALITY!! Ayo fuck rules and shieeeet

so he's pooping on a public toilet. That's the real crime here to his humanity.

wat? are you supposed to shit in the sink or something?

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Now now. I let it all out in the morning like the true high class man that I am. If you don't have a poop bathroom in your house, you need a bigger house.

I usually poop twice a day but that's because I'm normal

As long as you poop the second time prior to showering.

Duh lmao

Well idk. We have indians in here.

Have you ever smelled a frenchman? No lie, they legit believe putting perfume on is a bath replacement.

how do you enjoy a poop in a public restroom? ewwww Only heathens poop in public restrooms.

it's not about enjoying it it's about not shitting your pants from holding it in for hours

good god, man. Poop before work. Enjoy the sweet sweet pleasure of pooping at home.

Imagine not getting paid to shit and post and shitpost

Imagine working for someone else.

Imagine pretending to imagine and pretend or think of something pr conjure a hypothetical scenario in your mind

I like imagining and things of that nature.

15 minutes a day on the can is an entire paycheck a year for pooping dude, just saying

Thats only 65 hours tho. So not a full paycheck.

XD INBEFORE THEY DID ZE MATHSSSS

You're right, It got off in my head over time, but tons of places call 32 hours full time, so a 64 hour fulltime check is common enough.

I think actually 10 minutes a day of pooping is about 1 week of pay a year, if you take a vacation yearly is what I used to tell my cooks.

Huh i work 40 hrs a week but im an american fag. I was being a pedantic autist. Where is 32 hrs a week norm for your country? Or is it more of ir industry instead?

T. Office worker

I live in rural Kansas, Ive had hours like that running a kitchen at a smaller college and at a resturant owned by a dude who had several all under the same parent llc. My wife has had more than one job like that nursing too. It allows for more people in the benefits pool, therefore lower rates on insurance. OT pay was still after 40 hours though and I actually still worked as much as ever at both places.

you can get hemorrhoids if you try to force a terd out before it is ready. you should always wait until it can come out with the least amount of effort.

Imagine forcing yourself to poop at home because you're afraid of doing it in a public bathroom.

That's not fear. That's being high class, you ghetto swine.

No, it'a called not being a weirdo. People used to laugh about this 20 years ago:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/

Ok, enjoy your nasty toilet seat with leftover poop from the previous rando in the bowl. I'ma poop while I read reddit, high class style.

You can train your body to shit at certain times you fucking anuslet

I enjoy it because I get paid about $5 to do it.

I like to wash my ass after shitting

He shouldn't be in the girls bathroom but you can't open the door on them, just wait for them to leave and give them a warning for being a pervert.

I guarantee you this wasn't the first time

Yes, we don't have the full story here. Of course the video starts right when the outrage happens so we don't know what led up to it. And, because of privacy laws, the school is never going to be able to give their side of the story.

We do have the adult female try to say something about how long the student has been in there before the student trys to cover up what they are saying

I saw on Twitter someone say this person was asked to leave the school afterwards. Maybe that's why they were hiding out in the bathroom.

they were hiding out in the bathroom because they were asked to leave after hiding out in the bathroom

lol wut

This is what I meant. The school was always going to ask them to leave, so suddenly they had to use the bathroom to take 45 minutes to take a piss. So, they got them out of the bathroom and sent them packing.

Don't mind d-amazo, he can't fucking read english.

Every single transgender issue always comes down to one thing for me and that is putting the individual trans person ahead of everyone else.

Doesn't matter if he makes every girl in the school uncomfortable by being an obvious male in the girls washroom he matters more than everyone else.

Screw the girls who trained hard and came in 3rd and 4th in the state championships and every other girl in the competition but these two males who came first and second feel more comfortable competing as women.

Screw trans people being upfront with straight males about their gender identity at the bar or club, them getting to hook up with a straight guy who they know 99.9 percent of the time wouldn't have done it with all the information is more important than them being uncomfortable with disclosing their gender identity.

Whoa are you saying trannies are just mentally ill narcissists? That's an ice cold take if I've ever heard one.

it's all part of the left's war on everything good and true.

Screw trans people being upfront with straight males about their gender identity at the bar or club

given >1 out of 100 actually pass and the overall rarity of trans people this isn’t really a risk worth worrying about

Hes not talking about it being a risk hes saying trannies are self absorbed narcissists willing to harm others in order to maintain their selfish fantasy.

He's saying he woke up one morning with a hairy-shouldered former-bouncer from Bolton.

Screw trans people being upfront with straight males about their gender identity at the bar or club, them getting to hook up with a straight guy who they know 99.9 percent of the time wouldn't have done it with all the information is more important than them being uncomfortable with disclosing their gender identity.

So what you're saying is that you were already on 2nd base when your drunk St. Paddy's hookup suddenly asked you to suck her cock?

no comment

You sucked it? More power to you man.

next question

NO!

Please dont scare the terf lolcow.

lmao

The answer is no, you offered bussy, you fucking fool.

Your lips to God's ear.

Hey, I'd suck a cock in some circumstances, but definitely not the cock of somebody that's that insecure.

Opening the door is fucked up though

No its not i open doors all the time and im not degen

🤔

Tranny is probably r/drama user

Doesn't matter if he makes every girl in the school uncomfortable by being an obvious male in the girls washroom he matters more than everyone else.

anyone who gives a fuck about the genitals of whoever's taking a shit next to them is a fragile baby whose childish neuroses should not be tolerated by the social order. the fact that youre unable to even imagine someone not being so pathetically insecure is frankly pretty sad, id say get some help but if youre posting here youre obviously too far gone already.

Okay cool, get rid of gendered restrooms entirely, we'll see how that goes. Maybe we can do the same for locker rooms and showers too. So woke.

Rid high schools of bathrooms entirely.

They. Can. Hold. It.

what if a student has IBS?

Most schools have lawns.

If a third world country like India can figure it out, why can't America?

You should start a podcast

Okay cool, get rid of gendered restrooms entirely, we'll see how that goes.

uh theyve done that plenty of places and it's never been a problem, i dont understand your sarcasm

Yeah they've generally done it in places where the community has been okay with it, not where a bunch of woke progressives try to impose their values on others.

your sarcasm still doesnt make sense. there are plenty of cases of gender neutral bathrooms not causing any issues (because they dont, outside the heads of conservatard culture warriors), acting like it's some absurd proposal directly contradicts reality. you know it's okay to just admit your comment didnt make sense, right?

there are plenty of cases of gender neutral bathrooms not causing any issues (because they dont, outside the heads of conservatard culture warriors)

So it doesn't cause issues except when it does. Good argument.

in common english, when one says something only occurs "in x's head," it is understood to mean that x imagines something will happen under a given set of circumstances, but that in reality, it doesnt. so in this case, conservatards imagine that gender neutral bathrooms will lead to... rapes? or something? i dont think ive actually seen a righty articulate what theyre afraid will happen since it's such an unquestioned article of faith for them. anyway, point is, when i say it's a non-issue outside of the conservative mind, that means conservatives imagine something bad will happen, but it never actually does, meaning that it doesnt cause issues, full stop. this is a really common turn of phrase, is english not your first language or something?

so in this case, conservatards imagine that gender neutral bathrooms will lead to... rapes? or something? i dont think ive actually seen a righty articulate what theyre afraid will happen since it's such an unquestioned article of faith for them.

This says more about you then the people you're criticizing, really. But yeah, sexual assault is a concern for sure. But there's also the generalized "I don't feel safe" stuff that progressives let override all other considerations in pretty much any other circumstances.. but all of a sudden when someone "doesn't feel safe" because of something related to "punching down" across whatever oppression lines, we get the whole "wow sweaty you don't feel safe but can you even cite five peer-reviewed studies in academic journals refereed by leftist ideologues justifying that" bullshit.

But yeah, sexual assault is a concern for sure.

no it isnt. and im not some snowflake lib so i really dont care about people "not feeling safe" for no reason, that shits gay as hell.

not in reality.

Give me five studies showing this.

why? "studies" arent relevant to any aspect of my thinking around this topic, are you still trying to make me into your strawman progressive?

So are you saying that you don't think conservatives actually are concerned about sexual assault, or that you don't care if there's evidence or not to support the concern?

both, actually

I think an SRDINE got lost.

We don't submit to the whims of trannies here bromigo.

Female sports divisions shouldn’t even exist to start with, must people who support them do it to buy oppresion points or surprise, surprise (rule 34) masturbate to it.

Then women wouldn't play sports

These girls should really try harder to get over their internalised misogyny.

Tbh every progressive issue can be modeled as an effort to redefine an existing hierarchy

Yeah it's just turning the pyramid upside down. These ni🅱️🅱️as think they're following foucault when they're really more like a faggot version of Julius Evola.

If a group of white students felt violated a black student was using their locker room would we violate the black students civil liberties to accomadate the group?

False equivalency. Black people aren't unpredictable mentally ill antisocial toxic sexpervert weirdos.

Ah. There it is.

Personally, I'd rather my daughter share a bathroom with a trans person than a mayo. Mayos have the highest rates of pedophilia and molestation. If the trans person is mayo, I'd be wary but still okay as trans are still less cucked than mayos as a whole.

There what is?

I've yet to see statistics of literally any violent crime where mayos have a higher per-capita rate. Sounds like COPE to me.

“kids”

sure thing faggot we all believe you

Mayos have the highest rates of pedophilia and molestation.

** In marriage baligh is related to the Arabic legal expression, hatta tutiqa'l-rijal, which means that the wedding may not take place until the girl is physically fit to engage in sexual intercourse. Some Hanafi scholars hold the opinion that sexual intercourse may take place before puberty, as long as it's not injurious to one's health**

In mayo culture it’s a crime statistic. In the Middle East it’s a way of life.

Mayos have the highest rates

reported rates

This isn’t the same thing

Explain

Black kids are born black, trannies arent born the opposite gender

That is how "progress" works. Look at all of the leftist "progress" in the last 100 years. The natti socialists, the commie commie commies of Russia, etc. No one life is above progress, so face the mass grave, peasant!

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The best part of progress is the violence. Trannies are real women! Say otherwise and now it is okay for a man to beat a woman for being a "terf". Fucking beautiful. Voted for le drumpf? Face punch. Voted green party? To the kkamps. Voted Hillary but own a business or rent an apartment? Learned whiteness, the most evil of all the learned sciences. Report for reeducation, chalkie.

Lol it seems like they were hoping for a reaction. Like they open the stall door while you're sitting on the toilet and you don't make any attempt to stop them or close the door and just start going "they violated me"

Right I was more sympathetic before I watched with audio. That person sure didnt seem distressed at all. I wonder if they went to the ladies room and just sat there for as long as it took to get a reaction.

The adults clearly said they were worried about a boy in a girl's bathroom sitting in a stall for 45 minutes. And they got demonized for it lol

The world would be a lot better place if we had never put cameras on phones.

The water rises, inshallah. One hopes the cleansing fire of the prophet (pbuh) will wash the filth off of these wh*toids. I'm afraid not much will be left after, however.

Trannies are more dangerous than school shooters. Don't let them prepare in the wrong bathrooms. Get them before they get you.

Yikes. Full stop. There's a lot to unpack here.

yeah ill be real, you could say im a TERF but this is fucked and not the way to go about things.

kek

Gotta let the people know.

I mean, it's fine if you think trans people don't belong in the women's restroom, but regardless of your views yanking open the bathroom door is just a retarded reaction which shows you can't rationally discuss your views.

Full stop

this one's my new favorite. my friend really likes the blue checkmark but "full stop" is just the best imo

I wince every time someone says it. If your argument relies on you saying “full stop” you have a shitty fucking argument. It’s the fucking most lazy shit cop out ever

It's an authoritative "please don't respond because I'm not capable of continuing this discussion."

That's clearly a black woman opening the door to the stall. I fail to see the problem here.

Sir, I needs ta check ya asshole

I feel like the tranny card is the high trump card these days. Black female card could be played but I think he'll throw out the tranny card and it's a loss for her.

Now black card trumps hispanic card as we saw with the Chipotle outrage.

I think there's something to be said for why school faculty is checking on you in the bathroom while using it. Like, the faculty is clearly not scared of a lawsuit here.

Only thing worse than a man in the girls room is a mentally ill man in the girls room.

This but unironicaly.

Hmmm, pretty sure I heard one of the school employees say "you've been in there for over 45 mins, we just want to make sure you're alright" or something like that. This probably has nothing to do with being trans and more to do with self harm and substance abuse. I distinctly remember getting caught smoking weed in school because the vice principal was standing on the toilet in the stall next to me. After I lit up he poked his head over and busted me

Maybe he's just having his first period

Cursed decade.

This is about getting Twitter outrage culture to bequeath you a nice pile of gofundme bux and maybe even a settlement from the school itself depending on the retardation levels of its administration. A clip that looks damning enough when removed from any and all pesky context could buy you a few years of NEETdom.

you mean to tell me that admin at a school wouldn't just immediately pile into the bathroom a moment a transgender student sat down and bulldozed the door open?

what do you mean there's probably context before the clip starts? i refuse to believe this. all transgender people are perfectly innocent and mentally sound and would never do something retarded for pity internet attention.

ITT: everyone ignoring the drama and just using this as a chance to repeat how much they hate trans people.

Good thing the post was stickied, everyone was probably worried where their daily soapbox was.

I mean, I'm pretty much a TERF minus the RF and I'll be the first to admit this is fucked up.

pretty much a TERF minus the RF

in America, that's just "Republican"

Excuse me sweaty, but learn to read. I'm just trans exclusionary

he just said "Republican"

You can't hate trannies and be on the left now? The absolute state of sidecels.

Wingcuck lmao

I'm pretty much a TERF minus the f myself, solidarity bröther

yeah see even if I don't like trannies I still think forcing the stall open while their pants are around their ankles is massively fucked up. especially with the administration doing it.

I thought this was gonna be like the cool smoking bully girls in the washroom are filmed kicking out some terribly-passing mid-pubescent dweeb. i'd have liked that.

TERF minus the RF

Don't you dare steal /u/normie_girl's schtick

Im a TERMRA

These tranny losers are violating my rights to call them disgusting faggots. Damn post-modern neo-Marxists

This but unironically

Does dickriding the High Holy Tranny really get you into leftoid heaven when you die, and if so, how much cock are you expected to suck when you get there?

Thanks for being so stupid you provided a direct example to what I said.

It wasn't an example of what you said at all, though? Are you illiterate, or is that some shit you just reflexively say whenever somebody dunks on you?

They’re retarded, excessive oestrogen has fucked them up, disengage

people ignore the drama to just shit on trans people

shut up tranny I hate you so much reeeeeeeeee

Yeah totally not you being a perfect example of the idiot I’m talking about

Except I didn't criticize trannies, I criticized you for dickriding trannies. Those are different things.

That’s a really low bar for “dickriding”

I’ll run for office on a tranny gassing platform when i’m 35

transflag

shut the fuck up tranny

Literally have it just to piss people off

Trans people deserve the rope and deserved to be ostracized not celebrated. Change my mind.

I mean is it really a surprise coming from Reddit's home of the Trans-Exclusive Radical Centrists?

Years ago this sub was actually pretty neutral about trans people.

I unironically blame Trump. Literally the shift happened when his campaign got big. It’s probably a bunch of his retarded supporters who showed up here, then just general transphobes realized they can agenda post here.

Unrelatedd but whats up with all the fatties on the comments

What in the fuck they opened the bathroom door with people watching from outside? Thats insanely fucked.

I too am shocked that kids aren’t allowed to barricade themselves inside schools and refuse to comply with instructions.

Did you read the entire comment about the door being open and people watching from the outside? Or did you just see 5 or so words that didn't look like they agreed with you and hit respond?

No my comment about them not allowing kids to barricade themselves while within a school clearly didn’t take into consideration how they opened the door.

the open bathroom door, not the stall door.

trying to take a shit with the stall door closed is "barricading yourself inside a school"

this is your mind on conservautism

sitting in the opposite gender's bathroom for nearly an hour while admin asks wtf r u doing in there is 'innocently taking a shit'

this is your mind on downs syndrome

That looked like a SRO and another adult, I doubt they just let the bathroom keep being used as normal during something like this.

Its the person standing there holding the bathroom door (not the stall) being held open that is my issue with it.

What? You don't let administration talk to students without witnesses like this, that's an easy liability.

That would be the cop my dude

I get what youre saying but I think it was out of the line of sight, and the adult was there to obstruct the view. I think things being as literally open as possible in a situation like this is probably best. It shows the intention is to get the person out not trap them so much.

After the mountain of momentum surrounding tranny issues, I can see this Nikki Minaj wannabe getting enough money to be set for life after this shit blows up on national headlines. He'll probably still be suicidal though.

trannies are stupid and gay

lol the school should pimp this kid out to raise funds. he / she looks and sounds like a 35 year old dominican streetwalker.

aww see even if I don't like trannies I still think forcing the stall open while their pants are around their ankles is massively fucked up. especially with the administration doing it.

I thought this was gonna be like the cool smoking bully girls in the washroom are filmed kicking out some terribly-passing mid-pubescent dweeb. i'd have liked that.

If you've ever been to a club full of people as a dude you've probably seen a girl snake her way into the men's to avoid waiting for the women's. Men don't even like standing near the women's out of fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance. I'm not surprised this happened considering a lot of women consider the women's bathroom as some sort of sanctuary

Damn I know how this feels.

Except it was a retarded kid who crawled under the door and unlocked it.

Also I am a dude using the dudes washroom

I love how the thing would rather record the event instead of stopping the woman from opening the door.

fake and or gay

I heard she was smoking weed in the stall. When confronted she threw her pants down and decided to turn it into a "OMG, I'm going to the bathroom! Your violating me!!!!!"

Don't lock yourself in a fucking stall for 45 minutes and maybe they wont do this shit.

Stunning and brave.

"OMG! THEY JUST VIOLATED ME! DEY THUM PERVERTS!"

20 years from now when all these kids grow up there's going to a massive mental health/suicide epidemic and I don't think the infastructure is even remotely prepared to cope with it.