IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you

3 back: you're off the martyr list

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ

Outlines:

1. CLICK HERE - Outline

2. LEADERBOARD HERE - Outline

3. Against Malaria Foundation - Outline

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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9. Against Malaria Foundation - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

10. effective altruism principles - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

11. GiveWell - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

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OK OK OK, hang on. Before you donate I remind you that Wendys has $1 any size fries.

That's a mosquito net you'll never see, or .5 lbs worth of fries.

Brokecels SMH my head

Fuck compassioncels

This post was made by edge gang

I did it for the flair TBH.

Flairs > sick ppl

I like it.

Also you will be helping a POC learn a skill and provide for their drug habit by going to Wendys. If we don't they will be replaced by a touch screen covered in homeless person poo poo. I prefer my fecal matter handed back to me directly from the underprivileged while not making eye contact giving back my change.

Once again, I see the commies are not helping out. Don’t accuse them of hating the global poor, though.

nah they just decided to stop participating in society for a while

Anyone recall the sub that refused to participate in this, or something like that?

But of course

classic tankies

Oh shit OP's a tankie

EVERYBODY POST BREAD

😂😂😂

Leftists hate the global poor?

Why I never!

I swear this comments gets asked every time

That's because it's a good story.

I read it everytime.

Why doesn't TD participate? Do they refuse or are they refused?

I’d actually be very curious to see how this would go down over there.

How much do I need to donate to set other people's flairs?

OT: Chapotard selling bussy for palestine.

wtf lol

If you see this and think these brainlets don't belong here then you need to leave NOW. This is top quality shitposting. Closer to r/drama culture than """ironic""" racist boomerposting.

All you are doing is showing what sad sacks of shit drama posters have become.

It's what r/drama has always been. Boomer machismo has no place here.

How is supporting Palestine a socialist cause?

Dear lord please.

/u/xNotch

Time to swing that big billionaire cock.

edit: BTW while this saving Africans from malaria thing is a noble cause, is anyone gonna save the mosquitoes from AIDS?

Actually mosquitoes digestive system breaks down HIV scince there is no T cells for the virus to bind to and replicate. It is why you dont have really a chance to get HIV from the bugs (also because the use a different "mouth" to inject saliva than they do to draw blood)

Taking down corny racist jokes one step at a time.

Neat.

At least they're considerate

Broke: saving African poor from malaria Woke: shipping more mosquitos to Africa

Wokest: shipping mosquitoes from Africa to the US

lol is Africa even a real place lmao

Question: do emojis count as text or image?

Done. I'd like this please: 🐕💨

Jimmy Carr said it best.

lol scam

read it and weep /u/WarSanchez

I've been the "Price is Right"ted

too bad im not funny enough to think of a good flair

Hey, you got time, I'm sure you'll find something. No need to rush it.

eliminating malaria

400,000 people that die every year won't die

7+ billion population

Yeaaahhhh, um, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg

 

 

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Rood. I was going to show you a cute puppy, but now I won't.

Edboy! You DARE curse the son of a shepherd?

Oh no! 😢😔

Shhhh. Is ok bby.

Thank you, Rolf!

You're welcome, Edboy. Life has many doors, yes?

I read this post while watching an add for a dog walking app. Perhaps we could import malaria.

Malaria kills half a million people every year could I ask for a better reason not to donate?

They kill nonwhite people

Better for mayocide.

I donated $-4000. Gimme the flair 'Mozzies need to feed too.'

Allow users who donated more than 370 shekels (aka 100 goybux) to ping (responsibly) and watch the donations flow in.

summoning /u/redtaboo, how about this? ^

Why though? Every time chalkie goes to Afrikka to help down-on-their-luck spearmen not die from things people in the west haven't died from in 2,000 years it just makes their population explode and then they are dying of hunger begging for more handouts.

If putting a bug net around your bed is seriously a technology upgrade to these people, how the fuck do you expect them to grow food and store it properly? How can you go from getting wrecked by the most preventable diseases known by man to becoming an agricultural society with people using math and science from the 3rd century?

How much money lets me assign an image flair to someone else?

Fuck goons.

Sorry, but I hate people.

same but playing the long con, less malaria = overpopulation crisis and death of humanity

I pretty tired of the anti-malaria bias this sub is full of. Malaria needs to live its life too.

Anti-mosquito sentiment is just thinly veiled misogyny.

☝️^{☝️☝️☝️}

It's the female ones that suck blood.

Might just be to do with their gender.

Looking for flair suggestions.

Just kill me please.

I have a really good idea but it's for me.

Can my flair be "suicide is badass!"?

Remember when DDT was used to eliminate malaria and bed bugs in the first world? Then, it got banned for being environmentally harmful when it was starting get used in Africa. Hmm 🤔🤔🤔

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

but the birbs were saved! 😃😃

When given the choice between saving tens of millions of black people and saving a handful of literally unborn birds, mayos don't have to think twice.

Birds>>>>>>>>>>blacks people

this but unironically

Like, bird can fly.

Since MJ, no black man can claim that

Always more people to go around.

How much DDT will my money buy?

I'll thin all the shells of the world to end these pests

I will donate $50 if I can set /u/snallygaster flair text to "is actually a furry"

Top notch theme-ing. Here's my 50 bucks.

spending your shekels to save goyim

have you invited r/LSC nad chapo to party?

I'm pretty sure that the socialist subs declined it last year, on the grounds that curing malaria will make revolution less likely.

that's the point

to reignite this drama epic style!

Stupidpol is the one socialist sub participating this time. Their contribution has been underwhelming so far, but it's a tiny sub, and some people who otherwise would have played for Team Stupidpol donated to Team Drama instead, because it's the more enjoyable sub.

I contributed! Sorry for the wait, but I needed to decide what I wanted for my flair.

Lol nice

I dream of leaving my grandchildren a world in which /u/AnnoysTheGoys will be allowed to freely tweet.

I hate your grandchildren already

Hey, what happened to your farting dog?

I felt like getting my money's worth. Should I have kept the farting dog?

No, I was just curious.

why would you pay for a text flair when its literally free

Are we going to get doxed again for donating?

So how do those of us who donated go about getting our text flairs now?

biggest waste of $51.01 ever

it was entirely worth it, what are you talking about?

Yeah, I'm really happy with what I got.

Also saving a bunch of kiddies in Africa from the vampire-bugs.

Also saving a bunch of kiddies in Africa from the vampire-bugs.

this is worthless compared to lording the fact that you have enough disposable income to whale for image flair

Can I just facebank instead?

Donated I want this to be my flair

male feminist

Donated, I'd like my flair to read "Proud r/Menslib poster" please

Damn. I don't think I get paid this month for dying. I'll see what I can spare if it means getting "DRAMA MAKES ME ERECT" as a flair.

Donated and shitposted

If mosquitoes don't want to endure the genocide, they should have evolved to the point they don't have to suck bodily fluid out of God's steward on Earth.

Having people pay for reddit flairs to btfo malaria

2018 is weird

oh wow, a mod sticky that isn't just a lame joke

Why is my flair not updated yet?

I gave money what do i do

My donation is going to help prevent the needless death of African Mosquitos by AIDS

My donation is going to help prevent the needless death of African Mosquitos by AIDS

Don't pretend you thought of that britbong Jimmy Carr joke.

I'm not pretending. It's been posted plenty of times in the comments already. I'm pretty much just commenting to let the mods have redundancy to edit my flair.

Ree

imagine caring