I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-01
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 polddit 2018-12-01
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1 shallowm 2018-12-01
bussy lmao
1 leva549 2018-12-01
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1 ______________pewpew 2018-12-01
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-12-01
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1 Prysorra2 2018-12-01
N?
1 Wordshark 2018-12-01
Goodbye
1 SeattleFingers 2018-12-01
On one hand, Peterson fans are just paying for a father figure in their life.
On the other, SRD needs a father figure in their life to check their smugness.
I'm conflicted.
1 SJCards 2018-12-01
Rule of thumb: TiTCJ's takes are generally bad. Plus, SRDines, not even once.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-12-01
Of course
1 BrawndoTTM 2018-12-01
I’ve never met a leftist who had a good relationship with their father. Coincidence?
1 SeattleFingers 2018-12-01
I know plenty of magacels who use Trump to fill the lack-of-father as well.
There's really two types of Trump voters: Those who own businesses (or will someday) and vote Republican regardless, and those without good fathers.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-01
lol yeah just pump the kid full of artificial hormones and alter his body's natural growth and development that's totally the sane and rational idea.
1 ______________pewpew 2018-12-01
Wait. I thought this kind of gatekeeping was literally hitler.
1 timelow 2018-12-01
thats a fucking funny title
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-12-01
Who brigaded that thread?