Daddy wanders off stage (again) and has to be roped in by his handlers (again)

1  2018-12-01 by seshfan2

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Trump wanders off

Trump wanders off, again

Trump wanders away from his car

Trump forgets to sign a bill

Good lord. I hope they're paying those secret service boys extra.

Lmao @ the car one. He's like "Where's my fucking car" "You just walked by it, Mr. President" "Ooooh right"

A true ALPHA MALE. GOD BLESS DADDY

Situational awareness is for CUCKS

Trump doesn't need to be aware of the Situation, the Situation needs to be aware of Trump.

That would be a great snappy quote.

Felt strangely confident that there would be at least a photo of them together if I googled "the situation donald trump".

Turns out Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from Jersey Shore took the stage at Trump's roast. What a country!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcdoKCHSFIQ

selective deafness & blindness to OWN THE LIBS,

It's over for newborncells

Hes shit testing the guard. Gonna pound that bussy good.

I feel like his handlers should be ushering him to where he needs to be and opening limo doors for him. The fact that they don't seem to be invested in the administration or take pride in their position is probably the result of the atmosphere Trump has created within the White House. Like that incident with the toilet paper on his shoe. At least half a dozen people must have seen if before he started climbing the stairs to Air Force One, but they either didn't give enough of a shit or they took secret pleasure in watching him make a fool of himself.

And that's a good thing

his handlers

they're all fired/quit/dead/disappeared/in Russia

(Got ya republitards)

I have a feeling that his internal monologue is similar to Franklin Sherman's

Hahha thank you so much for this compilation. Makes him even more endearing. God bless β€πŸ‘πŸ»

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I admit I was baiting with god bless but I'm serious

"He relates to me because i am also retarded"

Yes, thank you for putting the words in my mouth

Gotta love the secret service just staring and laughing at him in the background. Imagine if you had to give your life to protect this idiot.

lmfao

Virgin not wandering around like a 5 year old at walmart and acting presidential vs chad going wherever the fuck he wants to

It's because the American people were dumb enough to elect this decaying senile trashbag.

If I ever get this senile I want you guys to shoot me.

Done

having senior moments to own the libs

I love how he just wanders out of the bullet proof glass.

That was some Top 10 Political Assasinations material in the making. It's almost too bad that Israel is so good at murderizing violent dissidents.

Unironically tho this dude has dementia

He already did his 3 hours of presidenting for the day, what more do you want?

Here are 8 reasons scientifically proven why Donald Trump is so dang smart.

  1. He learned about what he wanted to learn and not what other authority's like school wanted him to learn.

  2. The parietal operculum region of his brain is missing. This lets other parts of his brain like the parietal lobe grow larger.

  3. Parts of his Sylvian fissure in his brain are no where to be found. This enables the neurons in that part of the brain to work better.

  4. Trump thinks visually. Instead of thinking about information and words; he thinks by visually imagining things.

  5. His inferior parietal lobe is 15 percent wider than normal. This region of the brain is connected to mathematics.

  6. He has more glial cells in his brain. Glial cells support nutrition in the brain and help with synthesizing information faster. That is why he can think so powerfully.

  7. He started building models and reading books about science, math, and philosophy at a young age.

  8. He devotes much of his time to learning and thinking about new things.

Try as I might, I cannot find a single word wrong with this. Although I would add:

  1. He does not exercise ever, because he understands the human body is like a battery and has a finite amount of energy.

That's why he drinks a whole 12 pack of diet coke a day to keep him powered up.

Is this pasta? πŸ˜‚

No, it's SCIENCE!

No, it is the truth!

I had to look up the part about the Sylvian fissure, and it checks out.

I think it's an indigo children thing.

You forgot "very stable"

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Honestly unironically this

This is some senior moment shit

This is Reagan all over again only this time it's hilarious

Sundown Gipper 2: The Legend of Putin's Gold

Sundowning

I think he straight up doesn't give enough of a shit about his job to bother learning things like protocol or procedures. When his handler nurse reads him his plan for the day, he probably nods off or tweets on his phone. I don't think he has dementia (although the jokes are fun), he literally just doesn't care nor understand that he acts retarded.

Why would he have to care when he has a league of people kissing his ass?

While daddy's retardation is obviously hilarious, I cannot believe that these twitter responses are made by actual human beings. What the fuck is funny about calling Trump "it"?

They're not. Twitter is occupied by NPCs.

NPC is a way to call someone sheeple without sounding like a conspiritard

Yeah, it takes the conspiri- part out.

Tru

Wake up npcs doesn’t have that same ring to it

Nothing is funny on Twitter. Its servers and headquarters should be nuked from orbit for the good of humanity

I believe they are having a competition to make themselves look even worse than Trump.

Lol randoms on Twitter are in the same completion of retardation as the potus!

Twitter is a literal human cesspool, which coincidentally is why DT is on it constantly

His chief tard-wrangler aka "body guy" is quitting soon. We can only hope that his replacement will have an even tougher time keeping him from humiliating himself.

and last to see him at night

Someone has to stick it in him

That is the face of a defeated man

He looks so fucking tired. I kind of want to see a picture of him from 2015, just to see how much he’s aged since he started working for daddy full time.

Here he is the night of the election, having a beer and celebrating with a beer

A Weekend at Donald's.

Busy man, no time for standing around looking dumb

Dementia or has he always been about as "all there" as my dogs nuts.

Listen carefully at 0:15 you can hear Daddy say "get me out off here".

Let mueller, congress and american voters will answer this call asap

Sad!

President Donald Trump tossed his translation earpiece to the ground during comments to the media with Argentina's president Mauricio Macri on Friday, saying he could understand the South American leader better without it.

As the Argentinian president greeted him in Spanish, Trump took his his translation earpiece off telling Macri 'I think I understood you better in your language than through the translator'.

Just moments earlier Trump looked annoyed with the translation as he kept pressing the machine into his ear. The US President thanked Macri for the warm welcome, adding that the two 'have been friends for a long time'.

I don't understand how people geniunely think anything Trump says has any intellectual depth.

I wonder if he's so far gone that he just sees and hears himself when speaking to other world leaders.

Also, the thought of Trump understanding spanish, when he can barely speak english, is fucking hilarious.

I thought la creaturas learn Spanish in school?

Its sad they seem to finally have stemmed the constant leaks from the WH, it was hilarious stuff like that all the time.

You can hear him say "Get me out of hear" If you turn up the volume.

I always remember every once in a while that hes 72 for fucks sake lmao