I feel like his handlers should be ushering him to where he needs to be and opening limo doors for him. The fact that they don't seem to be invested in the administration or take pride in their position is probably the result of the atmosphere Trump has created within the White House. Like that incident with the toilet paper on his shoe. At least half a dozen people must have seen if before he started climbing the stairs to Air Force One, but they either didn't give enough of a shit or they took secret pleasure in watching him make a fool of himself.
Here are 8 reasons scientifically proven why Donald Trump is so dang smart.
He learned about what he wanted to learn and not what other authority's like school wanted him to learn.
The parietal operculum region of his brain is missing. This lets other parts of his brain like the parietal lobe grow larger.
Parts of his Sylvian fissure in his brain are no where to be found. This enables the neurons in that part of the brain to work better.
Trump thinks visually. Instead of thinking about information and words; he thinks by visually imagining things.
His inferior parietal lobe is 15 percent wider than normal. This region of the brain is connected to mathematics.
He has more glial cells in his brain. Glial cells support nutrition in the brain and help with synthesizing information faster. That is why he can think so powerfully.
He started building models and reading books about science, math, and philosophy at a young age.
He devotes much of his time to learning and thinking about new things.
I think he straight up doesn't give enough of a shit about his job to bother learning things like protocol or procedures. When his handler nurse reads him his plan for the day, he probably nods off or tweets on his phone. I don't think he has dementia (although the jokes are fun), he literally just doesn't care nor understand that he acts retarded.
While daddy's retardation is obviously hilarious, I cannot believe that these twitter responses are made by actual human beings. What the fuck is funny about calling Trump "it"?
His chief tard-wrangler aka "body guy" is quitting soon. We can only hope that his replacement will have an even tougher time keeping him from humiliating himself.
He looks so fucking tired. I kind of want to see a picture of him from 2015, just to see how much heβs aged since he started working for daddy full time.
President Donald Trump tossed his translation earpiece to the ground during comments to the media with Argentina's president Mauricio Macri on Friday, saying he could understand the South American leader better without it.
As the Argentinian president greeted him in Spanish, Trump took his his translation earpiece off telling Macri 'I think I understood you better in your language than through the translator'.
Just moments earlier Trump looked annoyed with the translation as he kept pressing the machine into his ear. The US President thanked Macri for the warm welcome, adding that the two 'have been friends for a long time'.
I don't understand how people geniunely think anything Trump says has any intellectual depth.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-01
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
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1 seshfan2 2018-12-01
Some other greatest hits:
Trump wanders off
Trump wanders off, again
Trump wanders away from his car
Trump forgets to sign a bill
Good lord. I hope they're paying those secret service boys extra.
1 sevgee 2018-12-01
Lmao @ the car one. He's like "Where's my fucking car" "You just walked by it, Mr. President" "Ooooh right"
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-01
A true ALPHA MALE. GOD BLESS DADDY
1 sevgee 2018-12-01
Situational awareness is for CUCKS
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-01
Trump doesn't need to be aware of the Situation, the Situation needs to be aware of Trump.
1 crazytrini85 2018-12-01
That would be a great snappy quote.
1 ABigBigThug 2018-12-01
Felt strangely confident that there would be at least a photo of them together if I googled "the situation donald trump".
Turns out Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from Jersey Shore took the stage at Trump's roast. What a country!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcdoKCHSFIQ
1 Shark_life 2018-12-01
selective deafness & blindness to OWN THE LIBS,
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-12-01
It's over for newborncells
1 wewladin 2018-12-01
Hes shit testing the guard. Gonna pound that bussy good.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-12-01
I feel like his handlers should be ushering him to where he needs to be and opening limo doors for him. The fact that they don't seem to be invested in the administration or take pride in their position is probably the result of the atmosphere Trump has created within the White House. Like that incident with the toilet paper on his shoe. At least half a dozen people must have seen if before he started climbing the stairs to Air Force One, but they either didn't give enough of a shit or they took secret pleasure in watching him make a fool of himself.
1 seenten 2018-12-01
And that's a good thing
1 Law180 2018-12-01
they're all fired/quit/dead/disappeared/in Russia
(Got ya republitards)
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-01
I have a feeling that his internal monologue is similar to Franklin Sherman's
1 Blinwar 2018-12-01
You forgot the best one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOSaKGtLmk
1 _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_ 2018-12-01
Hahha thank you so much for this compilation. Makes him even more endearing. God bless β€ππ»
1 Tobans 2018-12-01
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1 _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_ 2018-12-01
I admit I was baiting with god bless but I'm serious
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-01
"He relates to me because i am also retarded"
1 _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_ 2018-12-01
Yes, thank you for putting the words in my mouth
1 Leading_Bag 2018-12-01
Gotta love the secret service just staring and laughing at him in the background. Imagine if you had to give your life to protect this idiot.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-01
lmfao
1 zulusalmone 2018-12-01
Virgin not wandering around like a 5 year old at walmart and acting presidential vs chad going wherever the fuck he wants to
1 Women-Warriors 2018-12-01
It's because the American people were dumb enough to elect this decaying senile trashbag.
1 froibo 2018-12-01
If I ever get this senile I want you guys to shoot me.
1 Tobans 2018-12-01
Done
1 DaddyDidNothingWrong 2018-12-01
having senior moments to own the libs
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-01
I love how he just wanders out of the bullet proof glass.
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-01
That was some Top 10 Political Assasinations material in the making. It's almost too bad that Israel is so good at murderizing violent dissidents.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-01
Unironically tho this dude has dementia
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-12-01
He already did his 3 hours of presidenting for the day, what more do you want?
1 sevgee 2018-12-01
Here are 8 reasons scientifically proven why Donald Trump is so dang smart.
He learned about what he wanted to learn and not what other authority's like school wanted him to learn.
The parietal operculum region of his brain is missing. This lets other parts of his brain like the parietal lobe grow larger.
Parts of his Sylvian fissure in his brain are no where to be found. This enables the neurons in that part of the brain to work better.
Trump thinks visually. Instead of thinking about information and words; he thinks by visually imagining things.
His inferior parietal lobe is 15 percent wider than normal. This region of the brain is connected to mathematics.
He has more glial cells in his brain. Glial cells support nutrition in the brain and help with synthesizing information faster. That is why he can think so powerfully.
He started building models and reading books about science, math, and philosophy at a young age.
He devotes much of his time to learning and thinking about new things.
1 seshfan2 2018-12-01
Try as I might, I cannot find a single word wrong with this. Although I would add:
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-01
That's why he drinks a whole 12 pack of diet coke a day to keep him powered up.
1 snallygaster 2018-12-01
Is this pasta? π
1 sevgee 2018-12-01
No, it's SCIENCE!
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-01
No, it is the truth!
I had to look up the part about the Sylvian fissure, and it checks out.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-01
I think it's an indigo children thing.
1 oldspice75 2018-12-01
You forgot "very stable"
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-01
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1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-12-01
Honestly unironically this
This is some senior moment shit
1 OnionBits 2018-12-01
This is Reagan all over again only this time it's hilarious
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-01
Sundown Gipper 2: The Legend of Putin's Gold
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-01
Sundowning
1 constantinople_2053 2018-12-01
I think he straight up doesn't give enough of a shit about his job to bother learning things like protocol or procedures. When his
handlernurse reads him his plan for the day, he probably nods off or tweets on his phone. I don't think he has dementia (although the jokes are fun), he literally just doesn't care nor understand that he acts retarded.1 seenten 2018-12-01
Why would he have to care when he has a league of people kissing his ass?
1 Snowayne2 2018-12-01
While daddy's retardation is obviously hilarious, I cannot believe that these twitter responses are made by actual human beings. What the fuck is funny about calling Trump "it"?
1 Arcueido 2018-12-01
They're not. Twitter is occupied by NPCs.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-12-01
NPC is a way to call someone sheeple without sounding like a conspiritard
1 Murgie 2018-12-01
Yeah, it takes the conspiri- part out.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-12-01
Tru
1 memoryplays 2018-12-01
Wake up npcs doesnβt have that same ring to it
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-12-01
https://xkcd.com/1013/
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-01
Nothing is funny on Twitter. Its servers and headquarters should be nuked from orbit for the good of humanity
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-01
I believe they are having a competition to make themselves look even worse than Trump.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-01
Lol randoms on Twitter are in the same completion of retardation as the potus!
1 PrimeIntellect 2018-12-01
Twitter is a literal human cesspool, which coincidentally is why DT is on it constantly
1 Redactor0 2018-12-01
His chief tard-wrangler aka "body guy" is quitting soon. We can only hope that his replacement will have an even tougher time keeping him from humiliating himself.
1 MG87 2018-12-01
Someone has to stick it in him
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-01
That is the face of a defeated man
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-01
He looks so fucking tired. I kind of want to see a picture of him from 2015, just to see how much heβs aged since he started working for daddy full time.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-01
Here he is the night of the election, having a beer and celebrating with a beer
1 OniTan 2018-12-01
A Weekend at Donald's.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-12-01
Busy man, no time for standing around looking dumb
1 CordialCalamity 2018-12-01
Dementia or has he always been about as "all there" as my dogs nuts.
1 ZortyWorty 2018-12-01
Listen carefully at 0:15 you can hear Daddy say "get me out off here".
1 oldspice75 2018-12-01
Let mueller, congress and american voters will answer this call asap
1 HadakaApron 2018-12-01
Sad!
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-01
President Donald Trump tossed his translation earpiece to the ground during comments to the media with Argentina's president Mauricio Macri on Friday, saying he could understand the South American leader better without it.
As the Argentinian president greeted him in Spanish, Trump took his his translation earpiece off telling Macri 'I think I understood you better in your language than through the translator'.
Just moments earlier Trump looked annoyed with the translation as he kept pressing the machine into his ear. The US President thanked Macri for the warm welcome, adding that the two 'have been friends for a long time'.
I don't understand how people geniunely think anything Trump says has any intellectual depth.
1 Leading_Bag 2018-12-01
I wonder if he's so far gone that he just sees and hears himself when speaking to other world leaders.
Also, the thought of Trump understanding spanish, when he can barely speak english, is fucking hilarious.
1 MandirKahaBanega 2018-12-01
I thought la creaturas learn Spanish in school?
1 allendrio 2018-12-01
Its sad they seem to finally have stemmed the constant leaks from the WH, it was hilarious stuff like that all the time.
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-01
You can hear him say "Get me out of hear" If you turn up the volume.
1 RookC4 2018-12-01
I always remember every once in a while that hes 72 for fucks sake lmao
1 Kachajal 2018-12-01
With appropriate soundtrack.