Proposal that every user should have his intersectionality score determined with this handy calculator and displayed in their flair.

1  2018-12-02 by Snowayne2

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How is English First Language/ English Second Language a sliding scale?

Valley Girl is, like, barely mutually intelligible.

They are ultra-inclusive having a slider for Born in USA and Born Elsewhere. Otherwise those born in the middle of the border with Canada would be marginalised.

Those poor marginalized Swiss and Singaporeans.

It’s actually well designed enough to geolocation by IP and ask you about the country you’re presently in.

Not well designed enough to change which end of the slider makes you more oppressed based on it, though, so a native Pakistani is les soppressed than an expat from the USA.

Who cares though, it's obvious satire.

Scottish and pidgin English

How is cisgender to transgender a sliding scale.

Scratch that, how is it possible to be a devout Christian, Muslim and Jew at the same time.

This si clear bait and it's retarded how everybody is falling for it.

The fact that they used sliders made it pretty obvious that it's a joke.

Yeah but it doesn't have an FoV slider 0/10

I kept everything else the same and simply turned the race slider from POC to M*yo and ended up being more privileged than 57% of people while 88% were more privileged than me before.

Barely even works. If I put in that I'm a poor jewish muslim disabled lesbian who speaks fluent german it barely makes a difference than if I'm a slightly effeminate straight white guy.

18

Saying I'm not a poor gave me 84% privilege AMA.

Not counted: that I'm a autistic

How can I improve my score?

Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism.

This is totes not like original sin guys.

original sin effects everyone equally you pagan

Not everyone, you heretic.

This is satire

Now that I think about it the intersectional crowd cannot do math. So it must be.

Guarantee this'll be a new argument for people who believe in white privilege

Imagine being this insane.

5 or 6, but that wealth slider is seriously undervalued. The wealthiest people in society aren’t only 5 more privileged than paupers.

Wealth is literally the single most important thing in real life by a factor of 10.

This is true, but it’s not something you’re likely to hear in most (any?) discussions of intersectionality. I wonder why.

Is this actually true? I always hear this from antifems, but I don't really know much about this part of academia to judge this. Not putting wealth and social class above all else seems too obviously stupid to be anything but a straw man.

If they cared about class or the worker then they wouldn't get bogged down with divisive intersectionality bullshit to begin with.

I don't see how the concept of intersectionality per se implies understatement of the importance of class. Of course it could be so in practice, that's why I'm asking, but all my education in feminist literature comes from low effort ridiculing them.

You’ll see class mentioned, but only as one of many aspects of oppression/privilege, not as the defining measure of how oppressed/privileged a person is.

This is certainly true for woke reddit, but I'm wondering if it's universal for intersectionalists.

Yeah, it's more or less systematically ignored. Even back when all this social justice stuff was confined to Tumblr, advertisers profiled the site as having a median household income of 70k USD. Coincidentally, 99% of the SJWs on the site didn't want to discuss wealth as a form of privilege.

But I'm asking about the academic side of things, I know that woke redditors often ignore class.

I would say physical/ mental disability is probably even bigger, then cash.

not having a human-not human slider

yeah, this is bullshit

got a 16 though

I got 5. Get on my level.

that damn glass ceiling man

Both not being and being a jew add points, lol.

Wow I wonder if that's why it's at the bottom, so you can't see the number move as you slide it.

Actually, I was wrong. It added to my points, but if you isolate it then it does subtract some for being not jewish. I don't know what happened.

They consider 100% atheists to be a more oppressed than casual muslims and casual jews, but if you have any Christianity at all then the more non-jewish or non-muslim you are just hurts your score.

The real trick is to be a Jewish Muslim

based and centrist

Not sure what 52 means but ok.

Source:

racen = 220; // weight
orientn = 80;
sexn = 120;
gendern = 60;
rpn = 40; 
abilityn = 50;
agen = 30;
christiann = 30;
muslimn = 50;
jewishn = 20;
nativen = 50;
englishn = 20
educationn = 30

// Hello JS reader! As you can see, the current formula for Intersectionality Scores is sort of a weighted average
// of the sliders plus a little extra if you have no religion.  In the future, we plan to let people define their
// own weights to the factors as we've found that most people want to tweak the weights according to whatever
// factor they have that's the most oppressed.  But until then, well, this is the officially sanctioned weights
// so there will be more arguments.  Thanks for visiting and spread the word.  Hopefully, we can stamp out all
// forms of bias worldwide.  Peace and love!

//score = (racen - race.value) * (orientn - orient.value) * (sexn - sex.value) / (racen * orientn * sexn);
//score = (score - .05) / .95;
score = racen * (race.value) / 100 +
orientn * (orient.value) / 100 +
sexn * (sex.value) / 100 +
gendern * (gender.value) / 100 +
rpn * (richpoor.value) / 100 +
abilityn * (ability.value) / 100 +
agen * (0.5 + Math.abs(50 - age.value) / 100) +
christiann * (100 - christian.value) / 100 +
muslimn * (muslim.value) / 100 +
jewishn * (jewish.value) / 100 +
nativen * (native.value) / 100 +
englishn * (english.value) / 100 +
educationn * (education.value) / 100;
score = score / (racen + orientn + sexn + gendern + rpn + abilityn + agen + Math.abs(muslimn) + Math.abs(christiann) + Math.abs(jewishn) + nativen + englishn + educationn);
// having no religion has some oppression
if (christian.value + muslim.value + jewish.value < 30) {
score += .05 * (1 - (christian.value + muslim.value + jewish.value) / 30);
}
num = Math.min(100,Math.floor(100 * score));

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Hopefully, we can stamp out all forms of bias worldwide. Peace and love!

Come on world. They took 15 whole minutes to slap that code together, the fuck is the hold up?

I got '?' as a result, the most centrist outcome.

I got an intersectionality score of ((910642157))

100

Nice 👌

The slider system is shitty. Multiple radio buttons is better.

Proud 8 right here. Probably could get it lower, but "rich" and "older" were too subjective.

No category for mentally ill??? Wow, way to silence the voices of retarded people like me.

  1. If only I was rich I'd get like an 8.

I'm oppressed af

To get the full 100 you must be both devoutly Jewish and devoutly Muslim.

Radical centrists confirmed as the most marginalised community.

Inshallah.

The fact that extreme ends of rich and poor only impact your score by 4%, while moving from white to black changes it by 35% tells me this is useless.

Damn, being an atheist really kills my privilege. We need to ramp up the oppression of christcels.

Your intersectionality score: 32 74% of others are more privileged than you

Check that shit loosers.

Someone from the UK just logged a score of 96. You apparently reach that if you're a devout Muslim, devout Christian, AND a devout Jew.

Shouldn't increasing your Jew power also increase your privilege? I mean , being part of a group in America that has their own police force and special laws that defend them from regular laws is pretty damn privileged.

This post is embarassing. Do you even know which sub you are on?

7

The King of Saudi Arabia woulds score 50.

I got 23. Oy vei

Your intersectionality score: 54

89% of others are more privileged than you