You may forget the details but when it comes time for Bethesda to hype up their next Fallout game, something in the back of your mind will tell you not to trust them.
Who's allowed to be mad at this company shamelessly shitting on its customers? Is anyone allowed to think that's a shitty thing to do, or does Radical Centrism mean everyone dickrides the shitty company in hopes of getting their own canvas influence bag one day?
Calm down my gamer friend! I didnt say you cant be mad if you bought it. But these people who didnt even care about the bag shrieking like todd raped their bussy are complete mongoloids.
Nah, gamers have a long memory when it comes to Bethesda doing anything. Which is why they cry about Bethesda doing shit Fallout 1 and 2 did, then conveniently forget it in that boring-ass overrated desert sequel.
- 10 x "Feminist gamer" and "I gamed for Hillary" stickers!
- 1 x Limited Edition An edible bag of Todd Howard's actual shit!
one month Later..
Official Notice from Bethesda: The shit advertised in our Fallout 468™ 2020 Special edition does not actuallly contain Todd howard's shit, but comes from the best,vegan-fed canines and bums on the street of Detroit. Due to limited availability, Todd Howard's shit is restricted to our 600$/month Super S.P.E.C.I.A.L Retard Pass subscribers and social media promoters. Also in regards to the salmonella contaminations, if you fax us your positive blood test results you will get 5 ATOMS credited to your account free of charge!
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
They've figured out that if they sell a $20 alpha game with like $3 of merchandise for $200 dollars, idiots will buy it.
On the one hand, I get it. Bethesda is a business, and those people obviously didn't need or deserve to keep their money anyway. But on the other hand, as someone who wants a Fallout that isn't putrid shit, those are the people who are fucking killing it.
imo the funniest thing about this is that a flight to fucking West Virginia is supposed to be some sort of bribe instead of a cruel and unusual punishment.
gamers are fickle idiots, those complaining will forget all about this when the next Fallout game releases and they will bitch and moan about that too AFTER parting with their money.
Anyone opaid money for this dumpster fire deserve to be taken advantage of, because they're stupid. Anyone who paid $200 fucking cash money dollars for a "special" version of the exact same fucking game. . .should get into politics. Y'all dumb enough to be president.
It’s seriously p pathetic to get riled up over a fucking prop bag; like a game makes sense but a shitty canvas bag turning out to be a shitty bag made of another material is mind boggling.
Leave it to gamers to spend hundreds falling for the same preorder gimmicks over and over and over again.
Bethesda seems to really have become super scummy which is fucking gay because i absolutely loved morrowind and fallout 3 but they gotta appeal to casuals now so ruin all their shit.
That has got to be the dumbest job title I have ever heard of. Why not just call yourself "contracted sales-person" or something that has been established already?
Both Bethesda and those who bought the 200 USD edition are dumb, and deserve everything they get from this drama.
124 comments
1 e-guy 2018-12-02
So apparently they did actually make a bunch of nice canvas bags, they just only gave them to the "influencers".
Here's the Fallout Reddit thread about this
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
I give it 2 weeks before everyone forgets about this. I am angry as fuck too but I too am gonna forget and bethesda is banking on it
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-02
Its not gonna be forgotten until the game stops being shit cause its something to hit them with as a company
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
gamers are rage-addicted retards who have the memory of a goldfish.
this will be forgotten tomorrow when they find something new to screech about.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-02
. . . and then they will line-up to pre-order Fallout 5.
1 Femicide 2018-12-02
well the new elder scrolls is gonna be the next one, but same game series but with swords instead of guns.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
lmao
1 Bluest_waters 2018-12-02
if you cant see the grave injustice surrounding nylons bags, then this country is doomed
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-02
Gamers raus!
1 gerradp 2018-12-02
lmfaoooooooo
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 naggersRbad 2018-12-02
Are you saying you're a gamer? Literally go die in a fire, get the fuck out.
1 rockidol 2018-12-02
You may forget the details but when it comes time for Bethesda to hype up their next Fallout game, something in the back of your mind will tell you not to trust them.
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-12-02
Imagine being an adult throwing tantrums because your video toy company bait and switch'd you. Just file for a refund and move on.
1 2odastream 2018-12-02
I thought they didn't allow refunds?
I got a better idea: Don't buy shit games, fucking retards.
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-12-02
Oh lol then they deserve it
1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-02
>he paid $200 (two hundred dollars) for a fucking pre-order
You deserved to get ripped off
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
I didn't pay shit I didn't even buy fallout 4
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
then why give a shit lol
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
because i wanted to buy that, luckily i wait a week or two after release for every game
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-02
I AM MAD AT A PURCHASE I DIDNT EVEN PURCHASE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
lol gamers
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
1 Heydammit 2018-12-02
It's a fucking bag bro.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
That doesn't make it any less of a dick move.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
can't tell if bait or just retarded
gamers smh
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
1 Kiru-Kokujin23 2018-12-02
this but unironically
i dont care about some jews
1 -6x- 2018-12-02
I don't care about any historical events except for when Yakub made white devils. Fuck Yakub.
1 icarebot 2018-12-02
I care
1 seenten 2018-12-02
Petition to make the goyimcide higher priority than the mayocide
1 Dramaste 2018-12-02
Perfect comparison
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-02
Perfect comparison
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-02
Perfect comparison
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
Somebody saying a bag is made out of something fire-proof when it isn't actually can burn your house down tho
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-02
"I'm just gonna set this bag on fire, no worries, it's canvas. AHHHH!"
lmao @ gamer intellect
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-02
Why on earth would you use your shitty fallout bag as an emergency fire retardant, retard
Use a FIRE EXTINGUISHER that's what they're for 😂😂😂
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
Well we can't all afford that shit mr trump.
1 TheRobidog 2018-12-02
It's over for poorcels.
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-02
Bethesda is worse than the holocaust
1 tungus9000 2018-12-02
This but unironically
1 nmx179 2018-12-02
Who's allowed to be mad at this company shamelessly shitting on its customers? Is anyone allowed to think that's a shitty thing to do, or does Radical Centrism mean everyone dickrides the shitty company in hopes of getting their own canvas influence bag one day?
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-02
Calm down my gamer friend! I didnt say you cant be mad if you bought it. But these people who didnt even care about the bag shrieking like todd raped their bussy are complete mongoloids.
1 nmx179 2018-12-02
Oh wait, we're talking about a videogame?
Sorry, my bad, gas everyone.
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-02
This
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
you sweet summer child.
1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-02
>mad about something that doesn't even effect you
Lmaoing at ur life nerd
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-12-02
"lmaoing" is not and will never be a word. Get your shit together.
1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-02
WASH YOUR PENIS
1 garythegoatsghost 2018-12-02
Bro, just don't buy shitty gaming memorabilia and you won't have to get upset
1 ChateauJack 2018-12-02
P A T H E T I C
M A N
C H I L D
1 aqouta 2018-12-02
Don't bring Rich Evans into this.
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-12-02
Nah, gamers have a long memory when it comes to Bethesda doing anything. Which is why they cry about Bethesda doing shit Fallout 1 and 2 did, then conveniently forget it in that boring-ass overrated desert sequel.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
historically wrong.
1 mukumukum12 2018-12-02
Fallout 468™ 2020 Special edition
**- 1x Authentic Fallout 468™ baby bottle!
- 1 x 2 Week supply of Soy milk!
- 10 x "Feminist gamer" and "I gamed for Hillary" stickers!
- 1 x Limited Edition An edible bag of Todd Howard's actual shit!
one month Later..
Official Notice from Bethesda: The shit advertised in our Fallout 468™ 2020 Special edition does not actuallly contain Todd howard's shit, but comes from the best,vegan-fed canines and bums on the street of Detroit. Due to limited availability, Todd Howard's shit is restricted to our 600$/month Super S.P.E.C.I.A.L Retard Pass subscribers and social media promoters. Also in regards to the salmonella contaminations, if you fax us your positive blood test results you will get 5 ATOMS credited to your account free of charge!
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-02
ohhh,...
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-02
Plebs and uggos don’t deserve nice things imo
1 seenten 2018-12-02
They never cease to amaze with new ways to anger people. Honestly we're past the days of people caring about fuckups though, so no harm done for them.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-02
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 bareballzthebitch 2018-12-02
It’s about ethics in shitty game promotion
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-02
Woah... I am... SHOCKED !
Honestly, fuck the dumb bag or whatever. People should be pissed that the game is hot garbage most of all, lol
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-02
You can be pissed at both
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-02
No because that bag is handy to take all that dumb collector shit and dump it in the garbage. 😎
1 Osterion 2018-12-02
I mean, this is really why they're mad isn't it? Had the game been good this would have been a forgotten sideshow.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-02
Who would've thought the game would be good? Even Todd basically admitted that it's an asset flip.
1 Osterion 2018-12-02
New Vegas was an asset flip and its the fallout subs favorite. But yeah I agree, any one with half a brain knew 76 was gonna be ass.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-02
New Vegas had a whole bunch of new assets, if not base game, then the DLC at least.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
lol i love bethesda even more for this.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-12-02
They've figured out that if they sell a $20 alpha game with like $3 of merchandise for $200 dollars, idiots will buy it.
On the one hand, I get it. Bethesda is a business, and those people obviously didn't need or deserve to keep their money anyway. But on the other hand, as someone who wants a Fallout that isn't putrid shit, those are the people who are fucking killing it.
1 XakeMarte 2018-12-02
wtf is this? SRD?
1 d-amazo 2018-12-02
imagine feeling sorry for retards
1 XakeMarte 2018-12-02
I feel sorry for you, yes
1 TheRobidog 2018-12-02
1 momlayer 2018-12-02
If you paid 200 dollars for a video game and some dumb prop you are an actual idiot.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-02
I really think its time to rise up
1 seshfan2 2018-12-02
imo the funniest thing about this is that a flight to fucking West Virginia is supposed to be some sort of bribe instead of a cruel and unusual punishment.
1 snallygaster 2018-12-02
West Virginia has some stunning natural beauty but yeah, it's kind of tainted by the people there.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-02
A snallygaster would know lmao.
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-02
Wow snally. This is too far. I guess I'm uninviting you from my birthday party.
1 ac_slat3r 2018-12-02
Been to the greenbriar many times, that place is pure rich southerner. Pretty amazing place and tons of activities.
1 seenten 2018-12-02
Looks bougie as all hell. Heading to the airport now.
1 ac_slat3r 2018-12-02
Oh, it is.
Casino in the basement has a requirement for a jacket, and minimum bets were like 100 on any table when I was there for the golf tournament.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-02
Your white privilege is showing
1 Tagesausbruch 2018-12-02
What could promote the game better than a giant real life Fallout attraction?
1 memoryplays 2018-12-02
That would be amazing Fallout promotion, instead of just some shitty bags
1 ClaireBear1123 2018-12-02
> pleb doesn't know what Greenbrier is
> probably doesn't even golf
why even live
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-12-02
Those country roads tho
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-12-02
Tbh if you spend 200$ on a video game and a chinkshit helmet you deserve it.
1 slaytina44 2018-12-02
gamers are fickle idiots, those complaining will forget all about this when the next Fallout game releases and they will bitch and moan about that too AFTER parting with their money.
1 FTFallen 2018-12-02
Oh. My. God. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
gamercide when?
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-12-02
One more thread about gamer shit and I will fucking neck myself
And what will you all do then??
1 FTFallen 2018-12-02
clap
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-02
F, and F hard.
1 OriginalSophist 2018-12-02
Do a backflip while you at it.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-12-02
Looks like it's time for gamergate2
1 -Shank- 2018-12-02
Electric boogaloo
1 80BAIT08 2018-12-02
Just when you think it’s peaked.
1 Kachajal 2018-12-02
Ah, yet another misogynist sending death threats to women.
1 SkipperPauline 2018-12-02
Lol, I wanted to put something but the picture of the ugly goblin lady with the whip is too funny!
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-12-02
What self respected adult would use the video game bag outside? Lol
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-12-02
Pick 1.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-12-02
picking neither
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2018-12-02
1 SJCards 2018-12-02
If you pay $200 for video games, you deserve to be conned. Unless it's the accumulation of Paradox DLC. Then you're epic 😎
1 oh_me_oh_my1 2018-12-02
$200 for a game. Damn and here I am putting games on my watch list on Steam and waiting for them to go on sale before buying them at $20.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-02
200$ for a bunch of fallout swag and the game(which will be 7.50 by christmas and included in the january humble monthly bundle) is a bonus.
Really just makes the nylon more of a fly in the ointment.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-02
We give you handjobs.
You give us good reviews.
It's the circle of life.
1 KingNothing305 2018-12-02
Spedning 200 dollars on a fucking video game. You deserved to be scammed.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-12-02
Anyone opaid money for this dumpster fire deserve to be taken advantage of, because they're stupid. Anyone who paid $200 fucking cash money dollars for a "special" version of the exact same fucking game. . .should get into politics. Y'all dumb enough to be president.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-02
But shilling doesn't actually exist and was made up by the anti-SJWs to cover up their secret nazi agenda.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-12-02
It’s seriously p pathetic to get riled up over a fucking prop bag; like a game makes sense but a shitty canvas bag turning out to be a shitty bag made of another material is mind boggling.
Leave it to gamers to spend hundreds falling for the same preorder gimmicks over and over and over again.
1 allendrio 2018-12-02
Bethesda seems to really have become super scummy which is fucking gay because i absolutely loved morrowind and fallout 3 but they gotta appeal to casuals now so ruin all their shit.
1 hopfield 2018-12-02
It’s about ethics in video game paraphernalia.
1 bobbleheaddo 2018-12-02
gamercels rise up
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-12-02
People that pre-order games deserve everything bad that they get.
1 Pepperglue 2018-12-02
That has got to be the dumbest job title I have ever heard of. Why not just call yourself "contracted sales-person" or something that has been established already?
Both Bethesda and those who bought the 200 USD edition are dumb, and deserve everything they get from this drama.
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-12-02
Stay mad, Obshitian tryhards.
1 Shomud 2018-12-02
Not shocked to see Renee on there. She loves her special treatment and will shamelessly defend anyone who offers it.
1 BrutalDomination 2018-12-02
Todd Govard needs to resign.
1 itsCaffeine 2018-12-02
muh gaymen toys
1 pumpkinlocc 2018-12-02
The canvas bags shown are different to the canvas bags sold as part of the collectors edition.
Also, the canvas bags shown can be bought for $5