REDDIT IS PUTTING A FUCKING MCDONALDS HAMBURGER AD IN MY GOD DAMN PROFILE
1 2018-12-03 by 69big69daddy69
this is the last straw. i am a fucking posting genius the likes of which this site will never see again. due to this utter disrespect i will be taking my talents to a more deserving website. fuck you reddit, die a painful death please. god bless you fellow posters, may you abandon this evil site soon too
31 comments
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-03
No, not you 69big69daddy69!
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1 69big69daddy69 2018-12-03
i wish i could stay with you, friend
1 Contourboar 2018-12-03
Badapababa I'm loving it.
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-12-03
be american
use reddit to escape getting shot or overdosing on burgers
get shot in the comments
burger in profile
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-03
Be american
Alarm clock shoots you at 6am, it's the start of your day
Tip the milk man a bullet, he fires it at you
Eat breakfast of frozen MacDonalds Big Mack and extra large soda
Inject insulin and hop on your mobility scooter to ride to your car
Drive to work, firing your guns at everyone not going 30 over
Get to work, coworker shooting up the workplace, everyone is clapping
Sit at your desk, time for a Burger King break
Fall asleep because your blood sugar is too low
5pm gunshot sounds off, it's time to go home
Stuck in traffic because someone was eating their MacDonalds and shooting their gun while driving and crashed on the highway
Get home and shoot the mailman for breaking into your mailbox
Sit down at the table for your 7th meal of the day
Your daily heart attack is worse than usual today so you call an ambulance
Ambulance shows up and leaves immediately because you left a bad tip last week
Decide to eat your last half dozen Big Macs before you die
You say "Greatest nation on Gods green earth" as everything goes black
1 pepperouchau 2018-12-03
>eating at the table and not on your la z boy watching the big game
Fake American detected
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-03
Big lol on you, idiot
1 pepperouchau 2018-12-03
>not taking out a third mortgage to install a crane
You have not achieved The American Dream
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-03
Honestly you're pretty much a communist blocked and reported
1 carthoris26 2018-12-03
MacDonald's and Big Mack are even more telling.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-03
Tfw mutt gets mad at misspelled fast food
1 ragnathorn 2018-12-03
Don't disrespect our culture.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-03
Imagine the amount of lard you have to have in your veins to get angry at misspelled fast food items.
Maybe he has a quarter pounder brain
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-03
GOD BLESS AMERICA
1 Pepperglue 2018-12-03
I like this part.
We Hobbit now.
Fake American detected. We are too poor to call one.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-03
Calling it is free. You just have to declare bankruptcy later when the bill arrives
1 Pepperglue 2018-12-03
I should have gone to medical school and become a doctor myself. I'll probably get some discount instead of jumping through hoops like this.
1 e-guy 2018-12-03
Needs much more random clapping and national anthem. Freedom ain't free bucko, remember to stop and sing the anthem wherever you see the flag, even if it's right next to stripper girls on a trucker's mudflaps.
1 NelsonMannn 2018-12-03
You can fuck with me, you can fuck with my family, even my friends, but NOT MY FUCKING REDDIT PROFILE PAGE!
1 better_bot 2018-12-03
Imagine reading yr own user profile.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-03
If we're taking sponsorships, I'd like mine to be Maruchan's Cheese Flavored Instant Lunch Noodlesâ„¢.
They're the cheesiest beat on the street®
I'll take my payments in a large bag of 5s and 10s or a case of Cheese flavor noodles
1 cruelandusual 2018-12-03
Imagine using a web browser without using an ad blocker.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-03
👆👆👆
1 69big69daddy69 2018-12-03
Its only there on my phone
1 Rosaarch 2018-12-03
Another non-ad block user bites the dust.
1 MarcoMidget 2018-12-03
I'm all in favour of american Redditors being labelled with a burger icon so I know to disregard their opinions.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-03
This but unironically.
1 mukumukum12 2018-12-03
If your profile isn't marked as nsfw and non-advertiser friendly by admins already, you should be banned from /r/drama
1 holditsteady 2018-12-03
I'm gonna find mr redit and kick his ass
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-03
Seriously. If reddit is suggesting mcdonalds for you, it's because their algorithm has determined, scientifically, that you're a hamburger. That's all.
1 Dramaste 2018-12-03
*udder