On December 17th, 1903 man took to the air for the first time in human history in a heavier than air flying machine and Tumblr will now attempt to upend this monumental achievement by doing something unheard of before, purposefully destroying 99.99% of the sites own content in order to get back into the iOS store. God Speed Tumblr in this brave endeavor.
So instead of actually banning porn bots like every other site, they'll just kill the only reason people even go to Tumblr anymore. Fucking monkey's paw man.
Pretty sad, tumblr has lots of great porn, since they are a lot less snobby about it than reddit. But it does tend to be mroe artsy.
I would love to understand why they would believe this would be good idea since people don't rally go to tumblr to have a quality discussion
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-03
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-03
On December 17th, 1903 man took to the air for the first time in human history in a heavier than air flying machine and Tumblr will now attempt to upend this monumental achievement by doing something unheard of before, purposefully destroying 99.99% of the sites own content in order to get back into the iOS store. God Speed Tumblr in this brave endeavor.
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1 WarSanchez 2018-12-03
✈🏢🏢
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-03
✡️
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-03
No no, 🌳
(In case you can’t tel that’s supposed to be a Bush)
1 diggity_md 2018-12-03
Thanks, Ben Garrison
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-03
no problem, libtard
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-03
/r/trees did this?
That explains why stoners are the ones always spreading bullshit 9/11 conspiracies.
1 TheThng 2018-12-03
On december 17th, tumblr will commit suicide.
1 MarcoMidget 2018-12-03
And here's why that's a good thing.
1 Lysis10 2018-12-03
So will all of their emo cutter bulimic user base.
1 arandomloser21 2018-12-03
So instead of actually banning porn bots like every other site, they'll just kill the only reason people even go to Tumblr anymore. Fucking monkey's paw man.
1 BussySundae 2018-12-03
Ahahaha, they’re imploding their user base.
I would have to watch really awful videos in order to witness this kind of undignified self-ownage, like Bumfights.
Without adult content, the majority of postings on tumblr are like ravings from an insane asylum. Or middle school.
1 Gtyyler 2018-12-03
Damn all the hentai that idiots only host on tumblr will be gone.
December 17th will be the early Christmas.
1 Ewindal 2018-12-03
Pssst
If it's on tumblr, it's on sadpanda, too
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-03
if it's good hentai it's on pixiv and such anyway.
1 32624647 2018-12-03
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege browsing for fucked up porn on Tumblr with you tonight.
1 PatrioticImgurian 2018-12-03
o7
1 error404brain 2018-12-03
The Furry rapefugee are coming and nothing can stop them.
1 DrecksVerwaltung 2018-12-03
Pretty sad, tumblr has lots of great porn, since they are a lot less snobby about it than reddit. But it does tend to be mroe artsy.
I would love to understand why they would believe this would be good idea since people don't rally go to tumblr to have a quality discussion
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-03
you mean illegally young?
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-03
the things you get from tumblr are the things you search for, bigtiddyanimewaifu
1 Ewindal 2018-12-03
You mean Tumblr investors?
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-03
tis a sad day
1 patriarchypanties 2018-12-03
What about female-presenting penis?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-03
https://i.imgur.com/pmmP8ia.jpg