The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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Fucking sentient.

Incoming tumblrfugees

I'm shocked this isn't bigger news, it's basically a website committing suicide.

Literally the only reason I've ever used Tumblr is for porn.

They've got porn for kinks I didn't knew existed.

kink

Just call it a fetish like a normal person you queer

queer

Just call him a fag like a normal person you dunce

nice do me next degredation-daddy

African Just call him a nigger like a normal person you gook

"Kink" is absolutely one of those terms that developed by the bizarro mirror-world of the internet that is blogging. It's a dead giveaway about what kind of communities you came from.

I didnt even know the Tumblr community existed for anything but porn for the longest time

Same.

Some countries have legalized assisted suicide so Tumblr doesn't have to do this alone.

They say its only 10%-20% of their content, which they assume will be more than made up for when they pull in that family friendly ad revenue...

But I'm betting that porn drives 90% of their traffic.

Apple removed them from app store, removing adult content is their last try to convince Apple to put them back in.

Imagine being so desperate to retain the 2% of your audience with an iPhone that can't figure out how to use your mobile site that you get rid of the content 90% of your users want to see.

This has "executive decision" written all over it; some shareholders at Yahoo! are worried the property is worth less if it's not on the App Store; they don't care that it will be worthless without porn.

Sometimes an hero is the right thing to do.

Well damn, guess I can uninstall their shitty app now.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/12/3/18123752/tumblr-adult-content-porn-ban-date-explicit-changes-why-safe-mode

Now the next step is to remove said losers from the internet altogether.

I ain’t going nowhere bitch

You can say that again.

ain't going nowhere

So you're saying he's got a bright future.

Haha, his double negative bested you

The key is to divide them so they don't all go to one single site. I'd recommend encouraging different communities go to different places in the hopes that they fracture.

The worst part of Tumblr was that a handful of people could be in a dozen communities and it just let degeneracy spread.

So uh... How do I short Tumblr?

is it even possible to short yahoo at this point

short $VZ because that's who owns oath

should've done that on friday lmao

tfw you don't notice $VZ because it's not as volatile as wsb meme stocks and you lost all your money on chinese tech memes

Just go long on $MU it's free money dude

unironically went in $MU at $37 and trade FDs during the day

$50

holy shit is that overvalued as fuck what does yahoo have other than it's financial gimick

That literally means nothing you financially illiterate buffoon.

It would help if you knew the whole parent corporation chain and business plans. Hint: it's Verizon.

omg, I forgot that tumblr is owned by yahoo. This all makes sense now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They actually sold it to Verizon late 2017

Allahu patrolled the thots

Screw tumblr

So what is left on Tumblr then?

The blogs of tweena, and adults with the mental capacity of tweens?

adults with the mental capacity of tweens

I didn't realize Tumblr still had billions of users

So where is everyone moving to?

Time for someone to make a tumblr clone that allows porn.

So where the fuck are all the kneegrows going to migrate to? Is there anything like Tumblr?