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literally who

yeah but, like, am i supposed to know who that is? or is SNL that low?

It’s the guy in charge of the Russia investigation I’m pretty sure

am i supposed to know who that is?

yes

don't you get it? this is guy is so fucking cool he doesn't recognize a single person from the entertainment industry. damn I bet his vape juice is literally the nectar of the gods.

I always spice up my vape juice with a little nectar of the gods, as I like to call my own man jam.

Cmon he's the man investigating Daddy. Both sides sperg out over him constantly

The former republican head of the FBI under Dubya.

is the one on the right from the latest ghostbusters movie?

Yes. The one on her left was in it too.

That's a lot of YIKES in one pic but my bb Kate McKinnon tho 😍💞😩

Circlejerk aside Leslie jones was infinitely more bareable than Ms. Totes randum scientist

She really does look like a monkey

At least it's not funny.

I honestly hope that the brainlet /pol/ narrative pulls through.

Muller ends his investigation and leaks everything. It's a damning report about all the libtards, their backroom dealings and pedophilia

Drumpf and Muller crack open a cold one on the lawn of the white house and laugh as the swamp is drained, Ted Cruz gets on his lazer hoverboard and does some sick kickflips over the washington monument and the Mooch fucks me in the ass

Yah, Q anon conspiracists are retarded, but they sure did come up with an entertaining story that sure could be fun if it were true.

space aliens tho

interdimensional demons more like

Which part?

The part about the pedophilia is obviously true, look at Jeffrey Epstein. His plane was was nicknamed "Pedo-America Airlines". Bill Clinton went on this plane 27 times lmao

I don't believe in Q at all, but to say that there weren't illegal activities that Mueller could find is foolish.

Daily reminder: “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,’’ Trump told New York Magazine back in 2002. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

Broke centrist : Both Trump and Clinton fucked kids.

W👁️ke radical centrist : Both Trump and Clinton fucked kids and that's why they are good.

EPSTEIN/JOHNSON 2020

We don't know where alleppo is but we do know where the drugged kid whore are !

Right, but they can't put Trump on any flight or private event with Epstein.

Plenty of people said great things about Epstein. Saying nice things, and what may well be a jab at Epstein because everyone claims that everyone knew about his pedo status, and riding cross world 27 times to a private island on a plane that was stewardessed by 14 year old poor girls is vastly different.

Q: Have you ever had a personal relationship with Donald Trump? A. What do you mean by "personal relationship," sir? Q. Have you socialized with him? A. Yes, sir. Q. Yes? A. Yes, sir. Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18? A: Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.

In Bradley Edwards’ affidavit filed in support of the civil case, he claims that Mark Epstein (Jeffrey Epstein’s brother) testified that Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane with him (the same plane where multiple young girls say they used to have sex.)  Former President Bill Clinton is also said to have flown on that same plane. “Epstein’s phone directory from his computer contains 14 phone numbers for Donald Trump, including emergency numbers, car numbers, and numbers to Trump’s security guard and houseman,” the affidavit claims.

In 2007, federal prosecutors, ironically under the leadership of Trump’s current Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta(who was a U.S. Attorney at the time), quietly entered into a secret non-prosecution agreement with the billionaire which ensured that Epstein and his ‘co-conspirators’ would not be prosecuted federally in exchange for Epstein’s guilty plea to state charges. Basically, Epstein got a slap on the wrist and served 13 months in a Florida prison and home detention for solicitation and procurement of minors for prostitution .

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Yeah every time I fly on super illegal pedo airlines I make sure to sign my actual name in the flight logs because otherwise conspiracy theorists couldn't follow my trail

The best timeline would be Ted Cruz pulling the Zodiac Killers head out of a velvet bag, with the Zodiacs Killer confession tape in the mouth of the disembodied head.

Why do people watch SNL in the current year of our lord? I've tried before but its just so painfully unfunny.

My mom does and she is a fucking normie. I started microwaving my own hotpockets just to spite her.

Try-hard Seppo humour.

Burgers can't understand subtle jokes so they have to exaggerate their shit acting skills to let the crowd know they're meant to laugh.

Maybe worse than the Kate McKinnon "Hallelujah" performance dressed as Hillary Clinton.

🤮🤮🤮

I really hope Mueller turns out to be a male feminist or an antivaxer so that all his dicksuckers have to disavow him to keep their checkmarks.

i really hope

Lolololol. Mueller ain't going nowhere and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing

I hate Milo but if he was drunk enough I bet he’d let Leslie Jones fuck him.

Artists merge with large entertainment corporations in order to praise FBI investigation. The left in 2018.

Kate McKinnon and her overacting gets so tiring

That feel when Molly Shannon is still the hottest thing to ever grace SNL.

Damn Keenan got some muhfukkin milkers on the right there

gib

God isnt leslie jones just fucking terrible in every way?

She makes a fuck ton of money for nothing that has ever even been close to funny