Actually that wasn’t your fault, you linked to a comment thread that link to a np link 🤔 I don’t think you could have seen the difference when you posted. So technically it wasn’t an np link.
I'm probably going to delete this later. But I worked at yahoo and yes, and I'm male. And many of the claims in this thread are absolutely true. And it's not even the worst of it.
For example, they make all the men wear these special uniforms. They said it's to exemplify and extremely professional work place. But they were kinda tight around the groin area. And there's a rule that for any reason at all, any female employee can 'inspect' your uniform. Lots of times they would 'inspect' if the groin area of your pants was the right tightness.
One time my pants were dirty so I wear normal ones, but I was caught and had to report directly to CEO Marissa Mayer!
In her office, it was only her and her assistant Barbara. First, I had to remove my shirt and pants since they were not uniform. Eyeing the impressive bulge in my boxers, CEO Marissa Mayer continued, ‘Barbara would you please remove Dave’s boxers’ Barbara looked at me and gave me a shrug as if to say, we better not argue. She started to pull the front of his boxers down. ‘SLOWLY!’, ordered CEO Marissa Mayer. Barbara did as she was told and all eyes fastened on first a nice batch of pubic hair. followed by a think shaft. Down the boxers went. Exposing an impossibly big prick.
Even CEO Marissa Mayer who had seen it all in her time was amazed. Down the boxers went until my mushroom head popped out. Even limp its bigger then most men’s erections. five and a half inches of thick cock with fold after fold of skin in reserve. And the balls were like tennis balls. It was almost a freak show. ‘Is it real?’ stuttered Barbara. ‘Yes, you can feel it if you don’t believe me.’ Barbara did just that. Amazed at its colossal weight she moved it around and felt his balls. In the process the cock became bigger. Maybe seven inches but it was still limp and almost as thick as Barbara’s wrist. Trying to remain unimpressed, at least on the outside** CEO Marissa Mayer** said.’ Barbara bring him to a full erection and measure his penis for me.’ She took a ruler out of her desk and placed it flush with the end of the desk, then sat back in her chair.
As she did so, she clasped her hands behind her head, and her breasts lifted up and strained against her suit. Barbara led me by my penis to the ruler. She proceeded to lay it down by the ruler’s side. Although she wanted to touch it and hold it, and suck it she also wanted to watch it grow. How big would it get? She started talking dirty to him. ‘Ooh god look at that cock 7 and a half inches. Ooh no it’s growing still.’ Even CEO Marissa Mayer was sitting forward in her chair now. Intent she said,’ Barbara stroke his cock, make sure it is good and hard!’ Barbara grabbed that big piece of meat. She was in heaven. It was like a hot iron rod wrapped in smooth velvet skin. She loved stroking it and fondling his huge ball sack.
And that is what she did. 1 minute turned to 2 and 2 to 5 and 5 to 10 minutes of her hands kneading and massaging his most private flesh which was on display for both of these fully clothed ladies. It must have been a sight. A sight no one would have expected in the club. This was a respectable club. Yes it was a naturalist club, but nothing like this ever happened. At least not officially. The people walking by the closed office door would have no idea of what was transpiring on the other side. It was just a guy interested in joining the club ‘talking’ with management. ‘Ah eh hem,’ CEO Marissa Mayer cleared her throat.
’Barbara I think that is sufficient. He seems to be at a full erection.’ Yes he was hard, it was obscene, it was throbbing. It almost looking like a really big dildo. Perfectly formed but of mammoth proportions. But it wasn’t a dildo, it was real. ‘Ohh yeh, sorry got carried away’, Barbara said as she picked up the ruler. Carefully measuring my cock she said.' Wow! 11 and a half inches.’ ‘Well David’, CEO Marissa Mayer said standing up from her desk. She took off her jacket. Her low cut blouse revealed massive cleavage. ‘Lay down on the floor and masturbate for us.’ ‘Huh’ ‘Look! I need to make sure that I can trust you to keep this hush, hush. Our reputation would be ruined if this ever became public. What better way to prove your devotion then to humiliate yourself in front of two clothed women as you shamelessly stoke your cock naked before our gaze’ ‘Okay, you’re the boss‘, I conceded . I lay down on the floor in front of them.
They both pulled up to chairs to sit along side of him. The whole time this was going on Barbara and CEO Marissa Mayer had a running conversation. Sometimes they would be almost like commentators calling the game (ooh he’s going to the two-fist now, look at him work it, ah oh, he’s switched it up again, look at how he works his balls with the other hand, etc), other comments were even dirtier as you can imagine. (look at that big cock! I love how his balls bounce! Now, that is a cock and a half! He looks so silly doesn’t he? How much do you think he will shoot?) ‘Barbara get the camera’ ‘Camera?’ I said shocked. ‘Yes, I need to make sure you will be a faithful employee. Now shut up and smile’ Click Click Click ‘Ohh ya‘, cooed CEO Marissa Mayer. ’Nice pose. Not that's it stroke it! Shoot your cum for us’ WOW!!’ It was like a fire hose gone berserk. Aiming straight up it was like Buckingham fountain. Unending geysers. The women were amazed but delighted with each jet. Each time they thought. Wow. That has to be the last one. But they kept coming. 6 or 7 in all plus the remaining less spectacular dripples. ‘Barbara would you clean him up please’. This was no easy task the cum was everywhere.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-04
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1 princess_y_fronts 2018-12-04
One day, sex robots with exactly this level of sentience will be making sexual decisions for us. I can't wait.
1 _simplify 2018-12-04
This, but unironically. Fuck capeshit
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-12-04
wtf i love that sub now
1 Momruepari 2018-12-04
imagine thinking american culture is only capeshit movies
1 stupidpol 2018-12-04
Yeah there's also mcdonalds and school shootings that europoor shouldve known better!
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-12-04
True. They forgot about Walmart braphogs and the sacred American tradition of going bankrupt because of 1 visit to doctor.
1 911roofer 2018-12-04
Lots of redditors think that, because we are nature's greatest mistake.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-04
Hey fucko you posted a np link, are np links okay now /u/comedicsans ? What is your take /u/snallygaster ?
1 high_side 2018-12-04
Reported for virtue signaling.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-04
Reported for white people non-sense.
1 Momruepari 2018-12-04
fuck do you think I know the difference?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-04
Actually that wasn’t your fault, you linked to a comment thread that link to a np link 🤔 I don’t think you could have seen the difference when you posted. So technically it wasn’t an np link.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-04
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-04
Actually he linked to a comment in a thread that was a np link, so technically he couldn’t tell?
Fuck if I know, that’s what we have you for, to interpret drama law.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-04
OFF WITH HIS HEAD IRRESPECTIVE
1 snallygaster 2018-12-04
np links may always invite ridicule and bullying.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-04
1 RelevantMarketing 2018-12-04
I'm probably going to delete this later. But I worked at yahoo and yes, and I'm male. And many of the claims in this thread are absolutely true. And it's not even the worst of it.
For example, they make all the men wear these special uniforms. They said it's to exemplify and extremely professional work place. But they were kinda tight around the groin area. And there's a rule that for any reason at all, any female employee can 'inspect' your uniform. Lots of times they would 'inspect' if the groin area of your pants was the right tightness.
One time my pants were dirty so I wear normal ones, but I was caught and had to report directly to CEO Marissa Mayer!
In her office, it was only her and her assistant Barbara. First, I had to remove my shirt and pants since they were not uniform. Eyeing the impressive bulge in my boxers, CEO Marissa Mayer continued, ‘Barbara would you please remove Dave’s boxers’ Barbara looked at me and gave me a shrug as if to say, we better not argue. She started to pull the front of his boxers down. ‘SLOWLY!’, ordered CEO Marissa Mayer. Barbara did as she was told and all eyes fastened on first a nice batch of pubic hair. followed by a think shaft. Down the boxers went. Exposing an impossibly big prick.
Even CEO Marissa Mayer who had seen it all in her time was amazed. Down the boxers went until my mushroom head popped out. Even limp its bigger then most men’s erections. five and a half inches of thick cock with fold after fold of skin in reserve. And the balls were like tennis balls. It was almost a freak show. ‘Is it real?’ stuttered Barbara. ‘Yes, you can feel it if you don’t believe me.’ Barbara did just that. Amazed at its colossal weight she moved it around and felt his balls. In the process the cock became bigger. Maybe seven inches but it was still limp and almost as thick as Barbara’s wrist. Trying to remain unimpressed, at least on the outside** CEO Marissa Mayer** said.’ Barbara bring him to a full erection and measure his penis for me.’ She took a ruler out of her desk and placed it flush with the end of the desk, then sat back in her chair.
As she did so, she clasped her hands behind her head, and her breasts lifted up and strained against her suit. Barbara led me by my penis to the ruler. She proceeded to lay it down by the ruler’s side. Although she wanted to touch it and hold it, and suck it she also wanted to watch it grow. How big would it get? She started talking dirty to him. ‘Ooh god look at that cock 7 and a half inches. Ooh no it’s growing still.’ Even CEO Marissa Mayer was sitting forward in her chair now. Intent she said,’ Barbara stroke his cock, make sure it is good and hard!’ Barbara grabbed that big piece of meat. She was in heaven. It was like a hot iron rod wrapped in smooth velvet skin. She loved stroking it and fondling his huge ball sack.
And that is what she did. 1 minute turned to 2 and 2 to 5 and 5 to 10 minutes of her hands kneading and massaging his most private flesh which was on display for both of these fully clothed ladies. It must have been a sight. A sight no one would have expected in the club. This was a respectable club. Yes it was a naturalist club, but nothing like this ever happened. At least not officially. The people walking by the closed office door would have no idea of what was transpiring on the other side. It was just a guy interested in joining the club ‘talking’ with management. ‘Ah eh hem,’ CEO Marissa Mayer cleared her throat.
’Barbara I think that is sufficient. He seems to be at a full erection.’ Yes he was hard, it was obscene, it was throbbing. It almost looking like a really big dildo. Perfectly formed but of mammoth proportions. But it wasn’t a dildo, it was real. ‘Ohh yeh, sorry got carried away’, Barbara said as she picked up the ruler. Carefully measuring my cock she said.' Wow! 11 and a half inches.’ ‘Well David’, CEO Marissa Mayer said standing up from her desk. She took off her jacket. Her low cut blouse revealed massive cleavage. ‘Lay down on the floor and masturbate for us.’ ‘Huh’ ‘Look! I need to make sure that I can trust you to keep this hush, hush. Our reputation would be ruined if this ever became public. What better way to prove your devotion then to humiliate yourself in front of two clothed women as you shamelessly stoke your cock naked before our gaze’ ‘Okay, you’re the boss‘, I conceded . I lay down on the floor in front of them.
They both pulled up to chairs to sit along side of him. The whole time this was going on Barbara and CEO Marissa Mayer had a running conversation. Sometimes they would be almost like commentators calling the game (ooh he’s going to the two-fist now, look at him work it, ah oh, he’s switched it up again, look at how he works his balls with the other hand, etc), other comments were even dirtier as you can imagine. (look at that big cock! I love how his balls bounce! Now, that is a cock and a half! He looks so silly doesn’t he? How much do you think he will shoot?) ‘Barbara get the camera’ ‘Camera?’ I said shocked. ‘Yes, I need to make sure you will be a faithful employee. Now shut up and smile’ Click Click Click ‘Ohh ya‘, cooed CEO Marissa Mayer. ’Nice pose. Not that's it stroke it! Shoot your cum for us’ WOW!!’ It was like a fire hose gone berserk. Aiming straight up it was like Buckingham fountain. Unending geysers. The women were amazed but delighted with each jet. Each time they thought. Wow. That has to be the last one. But they kept coming. 6 or 7 in all plus the remaining less spectacular dripples. ‘Barbara would you clean him up please’. This was no easy task the cum was everywhere.
1 Inceltiers 2018-12-04
Retard
1 Momruepari 2018-12-04
no u
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-04
I guess if we make enough shitty memes with a fat fuck on them we can post np links and mods don’t care?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-04
Lol a fucking Italian is gonna lecture Americans about peace and education?
1 TantissimaEuropa 2018-12-04
Our murder rate is 5 times lower than yours
1 XakeMarte 2018-12-04
Of course lmao
1 point_shaver 2018-12-04
This comment is an irony-onion.
1 ikeroooni 2018-12-04
>uses a tv as proof
why are yuros this retarded
1 HauntedPrinter 2018-12-04
“A culture where people think that masturbation is bad.” - dudes just scared Murica will ban his favorite pastitime
1 911roofer 2018-12-04
Salty euro-trash remains salty. Get back in the kitchen and make my pizza, Giuseppe.
1 madvillainer 2018-12-04
who's more retarded though?
pizzaman shitting on american roads after that bridge collapsed in genoa or
burgers defending america on a sub called "death to amerikkka"
also:
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