An actual, honest-to-god “she’s not actually 10 she’s actually a 10,000 year old vampire” type weeb character gets introduced as an assist trophy in Smash Bros.

1  2018-12-04 by Ghdust2

For context, this: http://vignette99.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/5/54/Nowi_%28FE13_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20160803011607

Is how the character Nowi they're talking about dresses.

"Clothes": https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2he41/

"Yeah, the same way a stripper "wears clothes". I mean look there in-game reasons for why she's dressed that way, but at the end of the day her design is just more or less pedo bait, which is unfortunately a direction IS doesn't seem to mind going.": https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2gvw4/

"She is a Manakete child. She's a similar age to Shadow Dragon Tiki, who was also a Manakete child. She has the maturity of a Manakete child. Physical age means nothing in this scenario.": https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2jkma/

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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put the weebs against the wall

This stance has 100% bipartisan support

100% of weebs support this

The further you get to each end of the horseshoe, the more weebs there are

This is why we need to break the horseshoe. Radical centrism for all.

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Strassers did nuffin wrong.

Weebs are the #1 haters of weebs.

hands up, ass out?

It's over for weebcels

We wouldn't even have time to blindfold them and give them a last cigarette before they have found a way to sexualize the wall.

~notices your rough exterior~ wall-chan don't be so tsundere, this won't hurt 0w0

W E N E E D T B U I L D A W A L L

your flair

you first bud

no shit

Megumin

You first

handwringing about stupid anime shit

if retards like yourself wouldn't flip their nuts every time something like this happens we would never hear anything from weebs.

the proliferation of weebs is your fault.

stupid anime shit

Hey, you're using the wrong rant here, this time it's about gamers. 🤷‍

When it comes to Fire Emblem, it's basically both

even worse

it's Fire Emblem garbage AND Smash Bros garbage.

FE Path of Radiance was fucking epic.

Yep, that's him officer

Are you saying that thinking Path of Radiance being a good game makes you a pedo?

fire emblem garbage

You fucking wot m8?

fire emblem sucks

Lol okay

Insane person logic

here's a thing literally no normal person would ever notice, see or care about

retards like yourself "EVERYONE EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS THING I OBJECT TO THAT I FOUND, THIS CARTOON CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE A CHILD AND THAT'S BAD"

bunch of closet paedos in there bodyshaming a mature 3,000 yo cutie.

It's kind of sad how the best argument against what I said is to insult me over and over, rather than discuss the actual issue at hand. Acting like a child does not make one a child. If it did, you would be too young to post here. Good-bye indeed, you won't be missed.

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Are people still paying 60 bucks for moustache man jump in sewer # 827372

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Nah, Nintendo just ported old ones and charged full price

This is on the smash bros subreddit.

Why is there so much slut shaming

Smdh, its 2018 people

FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 GAMING

I never thought the day people would come for Nowi would be so soon.

I can't believe people masturbate to thing!

That's great. She's cute!

Smash is trash.

No gamer spergouts are more exciting to read than Nintendo gamer spergouts

Psh, plebs.

Nowi's not actually a 10.000 years old vampire that looks 12, she's actually a 1.000 years old dragon that looks like an mature young lady.

She's also a child in her species, so its still pedophilia.

And the game gives zero fucks about you hooking her up with an adult human and breeding a kid (which you should do because her kid is invariably a bonkers strong unit).

Nowi's broken OP trash in Fire Emblem Heroes, they always make the lolis OP so everyone uses them. IS is part of a jew plot to make western men pedos

You're doing it again, assuming I was here for a serious discussion.

Let me spell it out for you, you're barking at nothing.

LOL

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI

A lot of you guys are too young to remember Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis. It's basically the same thing. Just imagine your wife's bull walks in and he's all like 'what you talkin' bout Willis?' while he pounds that fat white ass while you cry in the corner. That is maybe the hottest cuck fantasy i can think of and it's totally no pedo haters.

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Dude I've clocked over 300 hours in Awakening, and done every c-a support for the entire cast. I know what the heck I'm talking about.

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

fake and cisgender

https://old.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2klot/

She isn't a human. She's a manakete, which is a dragon species that can take on an elf-like form. So really it's both pedophilia and bestiality. She's a child for her species.

Oof. Owned.

BY THE WAY GUYS. I actually know this series. You see the 10,000 year old vamprire is actually a meme started by an older anime. It's now a regular trope in video games. Here's the thing though. Nowi's name is LITERALLY "no no" in japanese for obvious reasons.

However, you can FUCK and have a CHILD with her in FE awakening. Her child's name? Nah, which in japanese is actually the sound of a japanese person saying "what?". Meaning that Nah is actually a reference to a japanese person going: What? You actually fucked a girl named no no?

Nah's japanese name is 'Nn' which is replying to the negative in an informal way, hence 'Nah'.

Looks like Nintendo has a sense of humor.