An actual, honest-to-god “she’s not actually 10 she’s actually a 10,000 year old vampire” type weeb character gets introduced as an assist trophy in Smash Bros.
1 2018-12-04 by Ghdust2
For context, this: http://vignette99.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/5/54/Nowi_%28FE13_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20160803011607
Is how the character Nowi they're talking about dresses.
"Yeah, the same way a stripper "wears clothes". I mean look there in-game reasons for why she's dressed that way, but at the end of the day her design is just more or less pedo bait, which is unfortunately a direction IS doesn't seem to mind going.": https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2gvw4/
"She is a Manakete child. She's a similar age to Shadow Dragon Tiki, who was also a Manakete child. She has the maturity of a Manakete child. Physical age means nothing in this scenario.": https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2jkma/
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-04
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-12-04
put the weebs against the wall
1 kjmiller7 2018-12-04
This stance has 100% bipartisan support
1 iVirtue 2018-12-04
100% of weebs support this
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-12-04
The further you get to each end of the horseshoe, the more weebs there are
1 thrillhouze- 2018-12-04
This is why we need to break the horseshoe. Radical centrism for all.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-04
This comment was endorsed by Nazbol gang.
1 SJCards 2018-12-04
Strassers did nuffin wrong.
1 geeses 2018-12-04
Weebs are the #1 haters of weebs.
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-12-04
hands up, ass out?
1 ___Moufasa___ 2018-12-04
It's over for weebcels
1 elephantofdoom 2018-12-04
We wouldn't even have time to blindfold them and give them a last cigarette before they have found a way to sexualize the wall.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-12-04
~notices your rough exterior~ wall-chan don't be so tsundere, this won't hurt 0w0
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-04
W E N E E D T B U I L D A W A L L
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-04
you first bud
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-12-04
no shit
1 SuperElf 2018-12-04
You first
1 d-amazo 2018-12-04
if retards like yourself wouldn't flip their nuts every time something like this happens we would never hear anything from weebs.
the proliferation of weebs is your fault.
1 -DeadHead- 2018-12-04
Hey, you're using the wrong rant here, this time it's about gamers. 🤷
1 pepperouchau 2018-12-04
When it comes to Fire Emblem, it's basically both
1 d-amazo 2018-12-04
even worse
it's Fire Emblem garbage AND Smash Bros garbage.
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-12-04
FE Path of Radiance was fucking epic.
1 lesdoggg 2018-12-04
Yep, that's him officer
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-12-04
Are you saying that thinking Path of Radiance being a good game makes you a pedo?
1 myusername_sucks 2018-12-04
You fucking wot m8?
1 d-amazo 2018-12-04
fire emblem sucks
1 myusername_sucks 2018-12-04
Lol okay
1 timelow 2018-12-04
Insane person logic
1 d-amazo 2018-12-04
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-04
bunch of closet paedos in there bodyshaming a mature 3,000 yo cutie.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-12-04
Add this to the list of bot quotes
1 Chukril 2018-12-04
Are people still paying 60 bucks for moustache man jump in sewer # 827372
1 Futhermucker 2018-12-04
BING
1 ztwizzle 2018-12-04
WAHOO
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-12-04
Nah, Nintendo just ported old ones and charged full price
1 Koshbiel 2018-12-04
This is on the smash bros subreddit.
1 Jack071 2018-12-04
Why is there so much slut shaming
Smdh, its 2018 people
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-12-04
FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 GAMING
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-04
I never thought the day people would come for Nowi would be so soon.
1 Thebuguy 2018-12-04
I can't believe people masturbate to thing!
1 DivinePrince2 2018-12-04
That's great. She's cute!
1 wellmade-mango 2018-12-04
Smash is trash.
1 -Shank- 2018-12-04
No gamer spergouts are more exciting to read than Nintendo gamer spergouts
1 PasiphaeDNW 2018-12-04
Psh, plebs.
Nowi's not actually a 10.000 years old vampire that looks 12, she's actually a 1.000 years old dragon that looks like an mature young lady.
1 911roofer 2018-12-04
She's also a child in her species, so its still pedophilia.
1 leva549 2018-12-04
And the game gives zero fucks about you hooking her up with an adult human and breeding a kid (which you should do because her kid is invariably a bonkers strong unit).
1 thewokenman 2018-12-04
Nowi's broken OP trash in Fire Emblem Heroes, they always make the lolis OP so everyone uses them. IS is part of a jew plot to make western men pedos
1 wow___justwow 2018-12-04
You're doing it again, assuming I was here for a serious discussion.
Let me spell it out for you, you're barking at nothing.
1 end3red 2018-12-04
LOL
1 freet0 2018-12-04
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
1 take_a_dumpling 2018-12-04
A lot of you guys are too young to remember Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis. It's basically the same thing. Just imagine your wife's bull walks in and he's all like 'what you talkin' bout Willis?' while he pounds that fat white ass while you cry in the corner. That is maybe the hottest cuck fantasy i can think of and it's totally no pedo haters.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-12-04
SNAPPY QUOTE!
1 SageKnows 2018-12-04
Hi, I was banned from /r/anime. I must say I have lost 10kg and got 3 girlfriends since then. I never look back to those times when I used to visit the sub, almost daily. The smell of fresh airs permeates my nostrils every day and I feel great!
1 Dramatictuna 2018-12-04
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
1 tfwnochaserbf 2018-12-04
fake and cisgender
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-04
https://old.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/a2wgyd/new_smash_blog_post_1232018_todays_item_tiki/eb2klot/
Oof. Owned.
1 FearOfBees 2018-12-04
BY THE WAY GUYS. I actually know this series. You see the 10,000 year old vamprire is actually a meme started by an older anime. It's now a regular trope in video games. Here's the thing though. Nowi's name is LITERALLY "no no" in japanese for obvious reasons.
However, you can FUCK and have a CHILD with her in FE awakening. Her child's name? Nah, which in japanese is actually the sound of a japanese person saying "what?". Meaning that Nah is actually a reference to a japanese person going: What? You actually fucked a girl named no no?
1 leva549 2018-12-04
Nah's japanese name is 'Nn' which is replying to the negative in an informal way, hence 'Nah'.
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-04
Looks like Nintendo has a sense of humor.