At that age it's probably not his fault, but if I was Santa I'm not letting that fat fuck sit on my lap without close supervision from emergency services.
What’s weird is that the dad is built like a rail. And yes, confirming that the mom has indeed shockingly Liked Hostess, Outback Steakhouse and Pizza Hut on FB.
I may actually just be thinking about Krampus. Seems like in eastern Europe ish countries santa would bring gifts and krampus would punish the bad kids. I guess Ameri-Santa is just those 2 rolled into 1. I prefer Krampus.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-05
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1 WTMAWLR 2018-12-05
Almost accurate
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-05
Let's feast:
Advising fat people to eat less is literally giving the the cure to their disease
Feel bad for the kid. Parent's fault for making the kid fat. Maybe better nutrition and more physical activities to help the little lard out. I mean lad
That was the best present he could have gotten: a wake up call. Lose weight now son before you hit puberty.
Get used to it, or lose the weight. Those are your options
Better he hears it early on rather than later on when he is less inclined to listen.
Holy shit he's fat though.
1 cochnbahls 2018-12-05
At that age it's probably not his fault, but if I was Santa I'm not letting that fat fuck sit on my lap without close supervision from emergency services.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-05
it's child abuse.
hot take: it's the worst form of child abuse
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-05
Not an oppai loli fan I see
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-12-05
What’s weird is that the dad is built like a rail. And yes, confirming that the mom has indeed shockingly Liked Hostess, Outback Steakhouse and Pizza Hut on FB.
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-05
Why the fuck is a 9 year old still sitting on Santa’s lap?
1 odintal 2018-12-05
He’s fat and retarded. Life is gonna be rough for him.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-12-05
Tbf he might have broken Santa's leg if he sat there any longer
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-12-05
I don't really care for fat, male kids
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-05
I know, but I needed a meta meme title.
1 confusedblues 2018-12-05
I prefer the version of santa that just eats the children.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-05
Sounds pretty metal. Is that one of the scandanavian's santas?
1 confusedblues 2018-12-05
I may actually just be thinking about Krampus. Seems like in eastern Europe ish countries santa would bring gifts and krampus would punish the bad kids. I guess Ameri-Santa is just those 2 rolled into 1. I prefer Krampus.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-05
Eastern Europe runs their children on fear instead of treating them like the bathtub in the link.
1 Dramaste 2018-12-05
Fat people are disgusting