It's gotten so bad even the normies have noticed.

1  2018-12-05 by jubbergun

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I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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Everything is so black-and-white for these idiots that they honestly believe children's entertainment adequately explains reality.

When 9/10 people arent rational, of course everything is binary to them

Nazis bad. Very evil!

Allies: good! So good!

Any well read ww2 historian sees it as a crock of shit.

It was a struggle for new wolrd orders.

Everything is binary to them except their sexuality and gender. Fucking reprobates

Any well read ww2 historian sees it as a crock of shit.

I mean, the allies did a lot of questionnable shit, but saying that the nazis weren't very evil is a expanding brain take.

Meant more like the common man like general wermacht soldiers.

Ah, fair but those are not the nazis.

True, but there's still the question of where you put men like Schindler. Or even Heidegger.

but those are not the nazis.

Joining the party was de facto mandatory, so they were nazis too.
Also the amount of procedures and details in place to make people feel less like killers and accomplices and more like normal workers.

The ordinary men of the Wehrmacht happily participated in genocide in the east. The vast majority of German soldiers were active participants in rounding up and executing who towns of people for “partisan suppression”, in which partisans were defined in the most vague sense possible. And even if a particular soldier was not an active participant in genocide, they were actively fighting to allow Germany to carry out genocide. It was no secret what was going on

WW2 is unironically the most black and white war in modern history

Germans are always scared of partisans lel

what abut Satlin

The ordinary men of the Wehrmacht happily participated in genocide

So says Daniel Goldhagen, but most other WW2 historians think he is wildly overselling his case.

Broke: There were good and bad sides in WWII

Joke: There were no good or bad sides in WWII

Woke: There were good and bad sides in WWII

Bespoke: There is literally no difference between good and bad.

smuggies

Keeping people to their own standards is a good thing.

Really missed the point of that image, huh?

I guess the point of that image is to make pro-refugee atheists who try to convince anti-refugee Christians to join their cause, by reminding them of their standards look bad. Doesn't matter the hypothetical atheist uses crude and needlessly combative language to describe his views, the underlying principle is still holding others to their own standards. He's merely reminding them of their ultimate role model where he sees overlap of that role model with his own worldview.

No. It's saying the 1-2 years of Sunday school redditors remember from when you were in 3rd grade (if even that) isn't actually as all encompassing about Christianity as they think it is.

I believed in God my whole childhood and was going to church every Sunday until I turned 18 and had religion classes during my elementary school. I can tell you It's valid point, at least when speaking about Catholic Jesus. IDK about other versions of Christianity.

What is a valid point? That Jesus supported UHC and all Christians are wrong for not wanting it (ignoring the fact that it has like a 70% support rate in most polls) or your made up one about refugees who obviously aren’t refugees?

No, that Jesus preached about compassion for the people who are poorest and most despised by society.

your made up one about refugees who obviously aren’t refugees

I didn't make up a single thing friend. I'm afraid you are arguing against an argument you yourself invented, not one I presented.

who obviously aren’t refugees

How is that picture referring to any specific group of refugees or fake refugees? Not even that caricature is saying "you should take in more people who try to pretend to be refugees". I'm talking about what it says, not what your strawman of that picture is.

I'm not even urging anyone to take more refugees. Since you are clearly confusing me with that caricature someone linked, I will help you to clear things up a little. I'm a liberal atheist, not a caricature of an atheist from Christian point of view. My actual opinion is that as long as country adheres to basic international law and takes refugees who have no other option, they are doing enough and people who want to be smartasses about it should go do some volunteer work or offer their own living space to help accommodate for more refugees. But as a person with brain in my head and decent knowledge of catholicism, I can judge validity of the argument about Jesus and compassion.

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Are you so fucking stupid that you can't remember this post you made?

I guess the point of that image is to make pro-refugee atheists who try to convince anti-refugee Christians to join their cause, by reminding them of their standards look bad. Doesn't matter the hypothetical atheist uses crude and needlessly combative language to describe his views, the underlying principle is still holding others to their own standards. He's merely reminding them of their ultimate role model where he sees overlap of that role model with his own worldview.

I don't give a shit what your life is like, or what your actual beliefs are, but you're throwing out retarded comments that show you clearly don't read more than a sentence or two of a post then spew whatever shit you read elsewhere.

Your first response was:

Really missed the point of that image, huh?

Did you even read the text in that image? It's talking about refugees.

Context you fucking retard.

LOL... I brought refugees out of nowhere when talking about an image which specifically mentioned them so I'm a retard who doesn't read more than a sentence or two of a post. Sure thing buddy, clearly I have an issue keeping context in mind.

where did you find this whiney white people nonsense

haven't u hjeard of le smuggies????

Reddit and real Christians should be thrown in the same incinerator.

If you are using religious doctrine as your moral standard you should probably adhere to it.

Now that'sa spicy autism.

Literally nothing wrong in pointing out hypocrisy.

Wow this triggered some smuggies. Maybe it's because they're not smug enough or smug for the right reasons,

Jesus Christ. Americans shouldn't be allowed to vote for the American president, it's too important.

or we could just make the president less important and limit the executive branch

It's amazing to me how a country the size of the US simply can't find enough non-retarded, semi-competent people to fill out a Cabinet or Supreme Court, let alone the Senate or Congress.

smart people don't want to work for the government

"Non-retarded, semi-competent" is not a high bar.

ok you have to be retarded or out of options to want to work for the government

It’s because the skillset it takes to get elected and the skillset it takes to do the job you were elected for are very different.

But, there is a difference between loving a children’s series and using it as the basis for your moral and political arguments as an adult.

Imagine having to write this.

Imagine having to read this

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Imagine doing anything really.

Imagine imagining

That's for the suits up in Washington and John Lennon.

This but ironically

imagine not drooling on yourself for long enough to make a lexapropost

This post made by THORAZINE GANG

Imagine having your pyramid spaceships stolen from you.

This post made by a TRUE KANG

Imagine not being part of an all-male, all-badass, all-gay heavy infantry unit.

This post made by SACRED BAND

Pfft. Most of Reddit should have that sentence tattooed on it's forehead.

I only come here for the bantz, the "discussion" part of this site makes me wish eugenics never went out of style.

I watched House of Cards so let me tell you how Trump is a criminal mastermind bent on world domination.

Trump is like Jauffre. Down with house lannister xxxddd

holy fuck learn how English works

The fuck is youre peoblem fuckn read nexk

oi m8 ill fkin rek u swer on me mom

I thought you were stroking into some kind of queer Les Miserables name, but nah, you just retarded.

its a game of thrones reference you fucking faggot

I thought you where trying spell Jafah and then realised I’m old and Jafah is the boss.

dramatic head nod

I think its actually Joffre but idgaf 😎😎😎

House of Cards is an excellent two season miniseries tho. Everyone should watch it and ignore the garbage Netflix accidentally labeled as Seasons 3-6.

I'm as much of an entertainment junkie as most people on this site, and obviously 3-6 were trash, but there isn't any media that "everyone should watch." That's the entire point of this article. We view everything through the lens of previously ingested media. We force narratives on real life and it does nothing but skew the truth.

Everyone should watch it cause it's fun to watch

House of Cards is an excellent 4 episode miniseries**

Urquhart > Underwood

People: "Trump is an idiot".

Same people: "he's a political Mastermind trying to become a dictator".

Imagine being a redditor, reading that, and brushing it off as nazi apologisim or some shit.

Brb, painting a Renaissance painting of God Emperor Trump in Roman armour holding a fasces.

Now that is EPIC.

I FOUND ONE.

I feel like this is double bait.

I'm reasonable sure that right now we're up to at least triple bait.

It's bait all the way down.

How else do you catch bottom feeders?

i dont understand how your comment is a reply to my comment. I know im retarded, but i didn't think i was THAT retarded

You can spot bait.

Some can't.

You fell for his counter-bait, look at his name.

unironic name

unironic posts on Teh_Dolan and CringeAnarchy.

Not counter-bait, just brain damage.

Too much fentanyl

Not enough fentanyl

Clearly the solution to our problems as a society is to get autists of all types to OD on fentanyl

I've always thought that's what fentanyl was about anyways. I'm really rooting for its success.

Hot take: the opioid crisis was created to cleanse society of the inferior

Fentanyl: 72,000

Losers: 0

Inshallah

Are you going to label everything to hell? If so nice to meet you Mr Garrison.

Why do you hurt me so?

Shh bby I know.

I won't do it again...

Why are you such a salty trump-obsessed fag

Based

I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!

/r/drama is like a Weathermen meeting entirely composed of FBI agents trying to cointelpro each other.

MFW the CIA sells coke to the DEA.

and redpilled

He's obviously in collusion with Death Eaters.

Tbh the right isn't much better. NPCs is the exact same thing but illiterate. The problem is the internet and kids who never grew up

Oh, I agree with the underlying issue depicted in that article.

And I'd add as an indicator the rise in popularity of superhero shitty movies and black-themed "horror" movies that dish street solutions to complex moral conundrums.

A few weeks ago, Bill Maher said something to the effect of 'only a country that thinks comic books are the peak of literature could elect DJT'.

Seeing the number of people who were butthurt enough to write whole paragraphs on how 'acksually comics are the peak of literature because xmen has a lot of subtext about racism' was a little soul destroying.

Like, couldn't you have said something about how Alan Moore exists, rather than white-knighting for a franchise aimed at children?

Bill mahers a cocksmooch but he still has the balls to actually defend free speech and i have to say its great he has nothing but contempt for his audience.

Hes your typical “quippy” jew with no substance but at least hes not an amorphous blob like the rest of his tribesmen

He's also easily the funniest of the comedians with a late night "news" show.

I mean, holy shit Colbert, it's been 2 years, stop making golden shower jokes, it's pure cringe at this point.

Colberts at the point in his career similar to when your little brother made a couple good jokes when hangin with you and your friends but didnt stop while he was ahead

Also, no maher is not funny. Hes not dreadful like the others but he gets, at most, a “yeah i guess thats witty” from me

His guests usually suck ass too. Especially seth mcfarlane my god what a FAYG

Maher is usually unbearably smug, but I do like that he is willing to say "politically incorrect" things sometimes and draw blue-on-blue fire. Especially after he already lost a job once back in 2001 for doing just that.

The wizards in Harry Potter aren't even the heroes.

Have literal slaves with house elves Love potions being sold on campus for fun rape times That time Hermione led Umbridge to get gangbanged by horse cocks (Centaurs are so rapey that even the Disney centaur was trying to rape Meg.) Could've stopped WWII but didn't

Pretty sure the only reason JK tries to say everyone was gay and black is because she's a degenerate racist. Remember the (((trolls))) who run the bank and Dumbledore's brother fucked a goat. She's also super pro borders in HP which is funny.

Could've stopped WWII but didn't

They could because grindelwad was behind the nazis. And grindelwald got his ass beat by dumbledore in 45 or something.

The fact that I know this mean that I should have been bullied more daddy.

What? How was he behind the nazi?

It's still to be revealed in the next film.

He might be literally Hitler in universe, with how heavy handed the allusions are it wouldn't be too surprising.

A character that gay couldnt not be ernst

That'll do, autist.

Are you trying to green text?

N-no you b-baka!

The bank is actually run by (((goblins))). I’m not sure what racist caricature trolls in the HP universe are analogous to — maybe giant scary black men?

Oh god more evidence for JKR being a massive degenerate: Hagrid's dad was human and mother was a giant.

HUMAN'D

I don't want to end giants, just giant culture.

Nah that’s Warcraft.

Wasn't it him fucking a goat that was particularly heinous, but it was that he was shapeshifted into a female goat while doing it?

Al I remember is the line 'inappropriate charms on a goat.'

that explains a lot of the polarization

Seems unnecessarily complicated, people have been trying to paint their opponent as villains since long before printing was invented.

Or just using binaries, period. Are you a Republican, or a Democrat? Are you a liberal, or a conservative? Are you for or against abortion?

Broke: im pro choice

Woke: im prolife

Bespoke: what race is it?

I'm pro-choice.

MAN's choice.

lol you still dont understand the npc thing

Fiction can inspite political beliefs. Its just that Harry Potter isn't exactly a ponderous work of political weight.

Harry potter is how a low middle class boy can become a real bourgie

Slytherin house is the rich elite.

Jk rowling was just a middle class or lower bitch that wrote a fairy tale about becoming a real bourgie

Ironicallu the books were so successful she became one!

Is he not legit loaded in the wizard world?

Ah fuk u right

Yeah, he's rich as fuck, his dad and his godfather are upper class pureblood.

JKR's greatest trick was convincing a bunch of kids to root for the rich trust-fund jock.

Seriously, Harry is mediocre at best at magic (would probably be failing were it not for Hermoine's help) and only excels in any way at quidditch.

Harry is mediocre at best at magic

The book said he was pretty good at magic he learned from Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Sure, that's what the professors told him, but they knew he was rich and were angling for alumni donations.

It's probably because Voldemort left some of his seed inside Harry's rectum.

that's not quite true, he's apparently very good at dueling spells, to the extent that other characters praise him for it, including teachers and adults.

Like, his patronus is one of the best, and he got his far earlier than most. And his stunning and disabling charms are canonically some of the strongest of the characters we meet, which includes a lot of high-level duelists.

But yeah, almost everything else he does he's apparently mediocre at. I forget what book was the one about the tests (N.E.W.T.S or something like that?) and it mentioned Harry was decidedly average at everything besides the things he would need to be an auror, which he didn't mind because he wanted to be an auror and didn't care if he sucked at herbology or transmorgrification or whatever.

Oh god, I'm one of them, aren't I? I'm debating the minutiae of Harry Potter lore. Kill me now.

he's apparently very good at dueling spells

his stunning and disabling charms are canonically some of the strongest of the characters we meet

So he's a rich jock who's particularly good at beating people up? Does that really make it better?

Like, his patronus is one of the best, and he got his far earlier than most

. . . and he has a big penis metaphor?

I'm not sure you're disagreeing with me. By your telling, Harry Potter is a big-dicked trust fund jock who is unusually good at beating-up people with magic.

And it's canon (per the pensieve thing) that privileged Potter men often like to think that they are "vanquishing evil" when in reality they are just sadistically bullying poor kids from Slytherin.

The only rational conclusion is clear: If the Harry Potter series were an 80s movie directed by John Hughes, then Harry Potter would be the villain.

He's a trust fund baby.

It's basically just deus ex machina money so that JK didn't have to worry about any plot points made difficult by him not having any wizard money.

Dumbledore was written as gay character from the first book, so he should have just become Harry's sugar daddy.

Didn't Harry become a cop? Not exactly bourgie.

Still better than Atlas Shrugged.

Imagine a comment having more upvotes than the actual post it's on.

soyboys btfo 👌😂

Harry Potter didn’t even have to read the article, it was getting like, “ok shut up please read another book”

I now fully support Warhammer 40K childrens books.

But, there is a difference between loving a children’s series and using it as the basis for your moral and political arguments as an adult.

That statement is basic bitch liberaltwitter.txt

Still better than being leftist and unironically believing all of this for free.

I’d love to have written that. It’s going to be quoted with the writers name next to it 0.2% of the time for the next six years till the author dies of cardiovascular disease and it just becomes “Well, that’s just common sense, lol!!!”

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

They just need to write cross-over versions, e.g. Harry Potter and the Critique of Pure Reason

Harry Potter and the Industrial Society and its Future

Harry Potter and the Culture of Critique

Harry Potter and the Camp of the Saints

Hiege

Hegel Potter and the Phenomenology of Spirit

Decline of Harry potter.

Harry potter and ride the tiger.

Harry potter republic

Harry Potter and the Road to Serfdom

Harry potter 2083

Henrig Potgieter and the Piet Retief Delegation massacre

Harry potters the green book.

Harry C Douglas' Metatime in the Posthuman experience

Harry potter in weather underground.

Harry Potter and the Constitution of Liberty

Harry Potter and the Attack on Pearl Harbor

Foreword by George morgensten

Harry Potter Shrugged

Harry Potter stole my cheese

Harry potters struggles.

The Liberal Wizarding Commission meeting was minutes from ending, and Harry looked despondent. Waiting for the prattle of faux-worldly retards to end, he noticed that to his right, Hermione was lightly touching herself underneath the table as the last speaker finished up his tirade against the NRA and American President Glonald Glumpf. Harry couldn't take it anymore. He rose in anger and shouted:

"Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power."

Not enough use of "ejaculated" or "stretch his/her legs," 6/10

Jared sidled slowly up to Sokolovely, a slight tremble in his lips as Harry continued his lecture about pipe bombs and the wilderness. Stretching his leg in hopes of making accidental contact with Sokolovely's kneecap, Jared heard a vulnerable moan pass from Sokolovely's lips as their patellas collided softly.

Both locked into each other's gaze, an audible leaking sound was heard from Sokolovely's nether regions. Hot semen ejaculated out of his pisscock and just as Harry's impassioned speech crescendoed into a direct call to destroy AI research, Sokolovely passed out in a puddle of his own life essence.

Subscribed.

7.5/10

More please.

yikes

You brought this on yourself.

You asked for this

The Little Red Book of Quotations by Chairman Harry Potter

I love the whole rational fiction genre.

Imagine a community of people who saw Harry Potter, capeshit, disney, chinese cartoons, video games, and so on, and thought, "You know what this needs? More autism."

there is never enough autism. "the logical conclusion of autism is speciation", some guy on #cawetwitter.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Cultural Marxism

Tbh, I would read Harry Potter and the Phenomenology of Sprit.

Thesis: Ron Weasley. Antithesis: Hermione Granger. Synthesis: Harry Potter.

RrrrrrrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEGEL NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SYNTHESIS

He did in Harry Potter and the Phenomenology of Spirit.

I'm writing a paper about him now.

nobody cares kid.

Eat shit fag

Being and Potter

Harry Potter and the BOTTOM TEXT

Thinking about it, you could just remove a word and an apostrophe from title of the first book : Harry Potter and the Philosophers.

Thrilling tale of 11 year old Harry Potter going around meeting various philosophers. Which house will he get sort into: will he fall in with Utilitarians or follow the ways of the Idealists? Meanwhile, a dark cloud of Atheism on the horizon threatens all: Nihilism awaits. And you can't forget Diogenes wacky hijinks!

So basically Harry Potter and Sophie's World.

TIL I've confused Sophie's World and Sophie's Choice in my head as the same thing.

It was so sad when Meryl Streep had to decide which of her two children would go on a fantastical voyage of philosophical learning and which one would go to the gas chamber.

Dumbledore and The Gay Science.

tfw Jude Law didn't post bussy in that latest HP flick

We've got one more movie at least so there's still a chance for it to go full Brokeback

Harry Potter and the Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals.

Harry Potter and the Final Solution

Set a book 1000 years in the future when man is in space but wizards are still on Earth fucking each other with broomsticks.

A man named Bill Snape using Harry Potter rhetoric. You'd think the poor guy would have been abused enough that he'd want to distance himself from HP.

Prob Stockholm syndrome tbh

It's Stockhome Syndrome

😴😴😴

thank you ed, very cool.

Shut up, Ed

This is the best article written this year.

Probably this decade tbh

The issues about which Harry Potter analogies are made often deserve comment. But, that discussion should hinge on better sources.

JK btfo

YAcels are finished

If i ever meet someone past 18 that reads YA i will bully them relentlessly.

This deserves more upvotes.

this but unironically

THIS

THISS

THISSS

THIS

And in case you’re wondering, here’s how the rest of the Supremes stack up in Harry Potter’s world, courtesy of Grist’s resident Potterhead, Caroline Saunders:

Clarence Thomas — Cornelius Fudge. These old boys don’t like to mess with the status quo.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg — Professor McGonagall. She keeps the world in line. Also, don’t cross her.

Stephen Breyer — Remus Lupin. Just like our furry friend in Harry Potter, he provides balance on tough issues.

Samuel Alito — Scrimgeour. Boy, do they both like to prosecute.

Sonia Sotomayor — Hermione Granger. Two badass female champions of the underserved.

Elena Kagan — Nymphadora Tonks. Kagan may not have technicolor hair, but she’s a hip young force on an aging bench. Don’t underestimate her.

Neil Gorsuch — Lucius Malfoy. They even look alike!

So @J.K. Rowling, when are you releasing Harry Potter and the Supreme Court Justices?

Harry Potter fans are the most insufferable fandom on the planet

Lol all the women get matched up with “good” characters and the men with antagonists.

No it’s literally left good. Right evil.

I just want trump to appoint pro-life women to the court so we reach peak drama once and for all.

He won't do that unless they're also fine lookin' pieces of ass.

And then people will start paying attention.

87D interdimentional backgammon confirmed

I want a pro-life democratic woman on the court.

Amy Barrett

Not Stephen breyer

Made the black guy "fudge" eh?

Harry Potter fans are the most insufferable fandom on the planet

Imma let you finish but MCU fans are still the worst of the lot.

Not as bad as Steven Universe fans. CMV.

Idk 40K “spess mahreen” fanboys are AIDS incarnate

40k is so niche i don't understand how you can get annoyed by fans of it other than by purposefully seeking them out

What, you don't like the degenerate excesses of Slaanesh? That seems wrong tbh. You'd think hedonistic orgies full of drugs and cannibalism would be right up your average r/Drama users' alley.

Fudge and Scrimgeour aren’t even villains, though, they’re just politicians.

Nymphadora

is this a real name?

Rowling made most of names themed in some way.

The worst one is Remus Lupin, his name is basically Wolf Wolf and the "twist" at the end of the book he's introduced in is that he's a werewolf.

Thank you, J.K. Rowling! Very cool! Very cool!

And Brett Kavanaugh is Harry Dresden.

I think I’m doing this right...

This is 5 days old but I just want to express my annoyance with how people view RGB. They constantly spew their praise about how tough she is - both me tally and physically, as if their praise is keeping her alive. She is a 90lbs woman. All they are doing is setting themselves up to be emotionally curbstomped when she eventually gets Batista bombed by pneumonia.

Most of millennial world views and opinions are derived from some mega franchise they worship like god itself. Entertainment has taken the place of religion. Just look at any community reaction to anything Star Wars, Harry Potter, Marvel or any video game in existence.

It's time to start over

Nukes were the solution to this

We on some crazy timeline that makes no sense. The timeline that will never have nuclear war.

All the easy to access resources have been harvested, bombing ourselves back to the stone age should remain a meme until we're at least multi-planetary.

I'm ready for Hunter gathering.

Then we can go straight into pre-industrial Germanophile territory for some reason.

Anti-bullying initiatives were the beginning of the end, allowing the capecels out of the closet. We can't even ping them anymore, for fucks sake

You say that but nukes gave us weebs in the first place

Howard was right when he said barbarism was humanity's ascended state, not civilization.

it is something that many people have carried a love of into adulthood.

exactly why so many people identify primarily as one of the harry potter houses instead of actually defining their personality

Yeah that has always been a little bit irritating. We are so wrapped up in pop culture that we can't imagine what we are without it.

It would be a pretty good bit if there was an actual nazi incel named Harry Potter

And no, 1984 doesn't count either

B-b-b-b-but Brave New World!

The amount of retards who think they're better than other people because they like BNW instead of 1984 astounds me.

And yes, before you say it, I am proud of having found a way to be better than both.

Broke: 1984

Joke: Brave New World

Woke: Infinite Jest

stop telling me to read infinite jest. i will never read infinite jest.

Suggestion: read only the footnotes. Only 100 pages!

maybe when i'm done reading the footnotes of finny wake, pleb

>2018

>Not reading solely Sumerian literature

Everything after is pointless.

Sumerian

check out this absolute pleb. It's pronounced Bilgames, not Gilgamesh!

i will never read infinite jest.

Don't bother. It's a hot mess. I think people mainly read it now for the bragging rights.

this is exactly why i exclusively peruse ming dynasty fart jokes

Wrong - Woke is We by Yevgeny Zamyatin, which came before both, inspired Orwell and is better than both.

Or perhaps The Napoleon of Notting Hill by Chesterton.

I really need to read some Chesterton - Man Who was Thursday has been in my "to read" list for way too long.

Bespoke: THX 1138

real chads read neither of them

real chads don't read

Pfft, We is better than both of them

Both of them are products of their time, and anyone who claims now that they explain the whole world are faking it. As one of the last dying 30-year old boomers on reddit, it especially pains me to see millenials misunderstand 1984. That book is deeply rooted in the day-to-day experiences of people living in totalitarian societies in the 20th century.

I think everyone has grown sick of how little news the news reports anymore. It always has a spin. It always has a erroneous statements made for the sake of the narrative. The narratives aren't even conspiracies. Just ways to make more money for the station.

This is just one among many pathetic attempts at appealing to the obnoxious audience of self-devoted liberal whiners. Don't even get me started on the retards who listen to alex jones and keep fox news on 24/7. The difference is conservative drama is more similar to WWE drama.

The only intelligent news source is the onion.

To be fair, if you replace "Harry Potter" with "Sunday School stories," you get boomers.

the fact that the killing spell is illegal is accurate for the UK. I really like it because they gimp the normies to using less lethal stuff and they just get slaughtered

The person delivering this ad hominem was ironically named Bill Snape, and is senior counsel at The Center for Biodiversity as well as a senior fellow at American University.

Hmm, let’s Google him shall we

Here he is.

Turns out he was graduating law school around the time most millennials were being born.

r/lewronggeneration and that dumbass sub still fell for it.

Imagine graduating law school, deciding to read a new popular children's book, and then publicly drawing parallels between it and the highest court in the nation.

the Harry Potter series is the defining work of literature for many Millennials.

Objectively the best argument for a nuclear holocaust tbh

HP was exploding when I was in primary school and I was so fed up that all my nerdy friends going Harry Potter this and that and flexing how many times they reread it or rewatched the movies I just went good ol' 10yo contrarian mode and totally ignored it. I unfortunately saw the first two movies eventually but most references still go over my head and my brain still categorises it as a kids story.

So what this article is talking about really hits me because I'm fed up with HP since day one and find the constant referecing fucking bizarrre kidlike.

If you ever want to give yourself a reason to end it all, visit a anime or going convention and revel in full grown adults dressed like idiots attempt (and fail) to have a nice normal flowing conversation about normal life stuff. I still have flashbacks and wake up in a cold sweat sometimes .

Huh. Good article.

So, who's gonna crosspost this to trollX and r/Books?

I would like to see a similar article addressing Avatar: The Last Airbender fans.

We're discussing politics right now, not Rule 34 porn.

J.K. Rowling is the Ann Rynd of millenials.

What I hate most about HP is that JK basically took the most unoriginal idea ever and wrote a couple children's books about it. That's no big deal, children's books are supposed to be stupid. HP is basically every silly wizardry trope combined into one stupid story.

But then she decided she wanted to write truly woke fiction. And instead of branching out and writing a different series, she just shoehorned some retarded 1984 shit into her children's story right alongside other childish shit like riding brooms around. The end of that series is just truly the most depressing conglomeration of unoriginal capeshit, and unoriginal dystopian shit.

Harry Potter is an "Ayn Rand Hero" whose creator presents liberty of the individual as an ideal and skewers the bosses of big government mercilessly and effectively. What a surprise then to learn that J.K. Rowling supports leftist politicians so like the bureaucrats she unmasks in her books. She has said that this is because of her gratitude for help she received from the socialist government when she was needy. Her gratitude is admirable but the idea of giving help is not the private domain of socialists. Libertarians would call it "investing" in promising individuals. Artists often miss their own point when they venture into politics. Artists have great ability to tap the unconscious, putting together images or words that express vividly and yet allow for the many contradictions and inconsistencies typical of human beings. In the character of Harry, Ms. Rowling created an individualist who values science and reality. The "magic" learned at Hogwarts is a metaphor for science: it must be studied and practiced and does not come "by magic." Tutors invest their personal time and interest in Harry because they want him to grow and become a strong force in their society of the free mind, i.e. to return their investment. Rowling writes for children, she splits infinitives and uses pronouns like "him" and "me" in ways that my teachers would have considered mistakes, but she expresses a libertarian life view very beautifully. Then after Harry Potter she turns around and looks for government to be an ideal parent, after writing 3000 pages to show that is precisely what it should never attempt to be.

Nice Pasta, Ed would be proud...or mad he didn't post it first.

literally just copypasta'd from the comment section of the article. Right-libertarianism, not even once

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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You: simplistic Harry Potter political analogies

Me, an enlightened intellectual: convoluted Star Wars: The Clone Wars political analogies

The Phantom Menace was the best political analogy because those in power attempt to gas the two long haired hippies that show up at the beginning.

Ugh you're such a Rita Skeeter

there's nothing wrong with the books, they are what they are, but if you pretend they're supposed to be some deep socio-political commentary instead of adventure tales for teenagers, of course they're gonna look shit

Maybe some new perspectives would be good for the fans of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Let's be really Harry pewter is about as juvenile as can get but this shithole of an article trying to tell us that conservatives have any more "political nuance" than Harry Potter villains when it comes to the environment and biodiversity is a fucking laugh. Their nuance extends to "if it breathes kill it so I can make money off of it"

I have never once seen a conservative opinion value the input of trained specialized scientists when it comes to environmental decisions, why on this quickly dying Earth do they think they're deserving of some sort of "complex understanding" of their motives when it always comes back to how much $$$ can I mine out of this system before it kills my grandchildren

I don't know if this is old pasta or if your serious-posting skills have made you the new Chef Boyardee, but either way thank you for your contribution.

I watched someone from Yemen speaking at the Brookings Institution about the current state of her country and she had to explain it in terms of Game of Thrones at least 3 times because that's how fucking retarded our civilization is now. Somebody, please, push the button and fucking end it already.

Everyone knows peak civilization is Carebears anologies.

They dont like this over at r/harrypotter

I like how Rowling goes to all this effort in her books to draw similarities to the villians and real life racists (you know, judging someone by an imutable trait) and then locks all of Slytherin away in the last book because "they can't be trusted". People cheered in the theaters. How dense do you have to be?