Californian in Seattle complains about Seattle. Seattlelites don't welcome him

1  2018-12-06 by AccurateMind

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If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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US coastal regions should be nuke imo, reduces the insufferable Cunts overall. The middle will Fuck itself anyway

Delet this, the ocean will hear you

Trust me when I tell you that while the rest of us who live in the state Washington often look over at Seattle and wonder what the fuck is wrong with those people we will 100% agree with them on the need to keep Californians (and rejects from Oregon as well as yokels from Idaho and especially bicycling tourists from Canada) the fuck out of our beautiful state.

especially bicycling tourists from Canada

Everybody bitching about a wall and us northern states are over here ready to declare war on Canada like any day now.

The day of the rake can't come soon enough

can confirm

my friends left socal only to realize seattle has shittier weather and more obese women. they thought it would be a liberal paradise.

I think you basically have to get married before you leave, is what it comes down to it. PacWest is great, but the attractive ratio plummets hard.

But i thought Seattle was full of cute art hoes.

Frigid cute art how's (but usually not the cute part). There's a lot of walking stereotypes, especially in Capitol Hill, think "SJW starter pack"

sry to disappoint

The NW 😷😷😷

go back to Shitty Austin TX then

Califugees have infested where I live. They are like roaches with an undeserved sense of superiority. Some are decent, when they are working class and vow not to bring their shitty politics, but I’m not confident that is the majority.

Transplants are bad

Diversity is Strength 🤔

🤔

I used to live near Seattle and people will defend that God forsaken rain hole to their dying breath. So many people have chronic depression and they refuse to put two and two together when I say it's probably the lack of sun for 6-8 months a year. They flat out refuse, I'm not joking. They want it so badly to be heaven on Earth and it's just not.

go back to shitty Austin then

The Seahawks WILL hoist the Lombardi Trophy this postseason

Coming this winter: Clueless in Seattle.

Idk which is more of a boring basic bitch mayo city: Seattle or Portland. If Seattle didn’t have a football team and the meme space tower they’d be the same. Portland on the other hand....

“Guys we’re fun because we have food trucks and some book stores!”