Wall Street Rule for the #MeToo Era: Avoid Women at All Cost

1  2018-12-06 by PowerImbalanceIsHot

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His logic is that if he doesn’t put himself in that situation, nothing can be said.

No.

His logic is that if he doesn’t put himself in that situation, nothing can be said.

Tell that to rape victims

Or just don't leave any witnesses.

This is the only correct answer to this problem.

Require that there be three witnesses

That's one thing Islam got right.

The onitan way.

We're going by Todd Howard rules then? Sounds good to me.

Of all the people to be vindicated by the #MeToo stuff, who would have thought it would be Mike Pence?

CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE

Maybe these Christian traditions that have seen us through 2,000 years and have built the most stable, successful societies in the history of planet Earth and have landed us in the objectively best time period in human history have had some use.

Out!

call wahmbulance

Burkeans can fuck off

This but unironically.

nah fuck that fam, chase ass and smoke weed blaaaaaze it

This, but unironically.

That flair is sick man, howd you get it

Sucking dick for bus fare and then walking home so you can spend it on African mosquito nets that save Mosquitos from AIDS

paying 50USD for a picture next to your name to indicate that you're ultra autistic

lel

I just asked for it a year or two back.

How dare you disregard my depressing sexual degeneracy that leaves me empty and hollow

Sheeeeit how many rooms did YOU clean today bucko?

We both know I live in a van.

Centuries of violence and theocratic rule isn't what I call a success.

What's wrong with centuries of violence? Are you some kind of pussy?

Is that like capeshit for kids?

capeshit

for kids

It's implied.

Don't insult kid's movies like that. Say what you want about Moana, but at least Moana doesn't fart in her Iron Man suit right at the climax and turn to the crowd with a smug look on her face while Baby Boomers guffaw loudly in the audience.

That didn't happen, did it?

As if that wouldn’t have happened anyway.

What do you mean?

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Sorry, replace your statement with “Centuries if violence and autocratic rule.” That would have happened anyway.

Source? That just sounds like speculation to me. It's reasonable to assume a belief in religious fundamentalism is more likely to result in violent policies than without said fundamentalism.

The Christians didn't do nothing wrong.

Tfw your garbage religion plunges you into the dark age while Muslims are experiencing their golden age.

And now Muslims have entered a never-ending dark age, although their golden age also sucked if you were a woman or small boy.

“Neverending”

lol

Same applies to women in the christian world up until the last century.

YIKES

[Gregorian Chant intensifies]

Using incel as a insult is as retarded as using cuck as a insult.

Fucking nincompoops.

Shut up incel.

Rather be a incel than a leaf tbh.

That’s ok. We don’t want you over here

Good thing there is nothing worth while in canada or I might be hurt.

You’re from Iowa and you’re talking about some other place not being worthwhile? Goddamn you ameriburgers make me laugh 😂

Vancouver

Hows that housing market treating ya?

Maybe he's asian and swimming in real estate?

I just looked at their real estate. Curious since I just bought a house.

I could probably by a 500 sq ft janitors closet for around $200k in Vancouver.

In Iowa I just bought a 1400 sq ft 3 bed 2 bath with 15 ft vaulted ceilings in a nice neighborhood between 3 good schools for 120k.

Something, something, supply and demand. Lol @ Iowa.

S E E T H I N G

C O P I N G

I would be too if I lived there, friend.

Good I love the Midwest, heroin to take care of the poors and the houses they leave behind are so cheap

We haven't caught up to the heroin trend yet. We're still stuck on meth but they have been cracking down on that shit hard in my neck of the woods for the last 10 years. Right now they are working on gentrifying my city's downtown area to some success!

Good, own an apartment so I’m happy.

"Own"

Do you not know what that word means?

Unless you bought an apartment building,renting is not owning

Why are you pretending you've ever touched a woman.

I’ve touched a few.

We're you legally allowed to?

I love how "incel" is the go to insult for everyone on this site, left right and center.

Should it be a word only one side uses?

Naw I just think it's interesting. The right thinks nobody on the left gets laid, the left thinks nobody on the right gets laid and the center thinks nobody on either side gets laid.

Clearly people get laid. Nearly everyone does, in fact.

It’s reddit, no one here gets laid, left, right, and especially r/drama users.

Speak for yourself.

Weird thing is theres studies that actually contradict the 'right wingers dont get laid' shit.

dude incels lmao

it's the beginning of the end for celcelcels

That is a cuck mentality you have there.

fucking jabronis

cuckcels btfo imo tbh

Haven't you heard, if you're not currently balls deep at this present moment then you're an incel.

You can avoid being accused of anything by not harassing or abusing anyone.

Lol

I'm probably quite wrong, but isn't "don't harass or abuse anyone" the way to avoid a true accusation - which isn't what we were talking about?

Depends if reality and feels intersec

The problem is that coworker A, coworker B and coworker C might all have different opinions and thresholds as to what constitutes harassment. Let's say so and so ask coworker A out to grab a drink after work on a Friday night, she's flattered but, politely says no and sees nothing peculiar of it. Let's say he ask out coworker B, she feels flattered and actually wanted someone to take the initiative to take her out for drinks and then let's say he asks out coworker C and she feels that being asked to grab drinks is an attempt at making a sexual pass at her or connotes an innuendo of a sexual nature. She deems it as sexual harassment thus creating a mess for the man who asked her out. People are weird and all have different comfort levels with things.

All very true and perfectly well put, but not what I was talking about. Of course, as you know, there are plenty of workplaces that make C the official standard and you mustn't extend any invitations to a co-worker or even comment on their appearance.

Okay Woke-ahontas

Woke? I'm soundo, mate. I'm less woke than Rip Van Winkle round about the fifth year. I only say there are places that make C the standard - I never denied that it was insane.

The thing is that making C the standard isn't that awful. If she does feel harassed then it should be investigated but, the problem is that if C doesn't feel vindicated by her HR department then she can go bitching and moaning on facebook and twitter and claim that she works for company X and that they're still allowing so and so to work there after being sexually harassed and pressured by him. Like I said, people are fucking weird and some people are outright fucking crazy.

Women go to work for money to buy make-up and to find a man to marry.

If C becomes the standard then its just going to be even more nagging from foids about how we men need to 'man up' and marry their ever growing assess

Like I want to marry some ragged broad with student loan debt anyway.

The key is to mock and deny the existence of any ambiguity.

"If you can't tell the difference between raping someone and saying hello, then something something personal attack."

Same type of shit you’d see for people supporting the patriot act.

“If you haven’t done anything wrong you don’t have anything to hide.”

gamers RISE UP

millennial women consider the most trivial shit sexual harassment, good luck not getting fired for mansplaining lmao

Can you really blame them though? They have been scared shitless into thinking that western society is the equivalent of the Sudan, many feminist and other women's groups make western society sound like it's Somalia or something, where we have marauding rape gangs roaming around the badlands just looking for prey. This fear of men and programming has left a lot of women so scared.

Yes, I can blame them.

Okay, I see what you mean but, the average millennial woman is so heavily indoctrinated that I'm not even sure if they can be reprogrammed at this point.

Gussy should GTFO

On the one hand, male fear leads to disengagement with the goal of preventing harm.

On the other hand, Female fear leads to hyperengagement with the goal of asserting control, thus causing shittons of harm.

So yeah.

I just hope that Gen Z doesn't become as heavily brainwashed as the millennial generation. If they become just as brainwashed then there's little to no hope for the future and western society will just be another fall of Rome.

HOT TAKE

Lets make our countries treat women the way they think they are being treated.

They say you can keep yourself safe by never making a pass at your sexy female coworkers, but if I'm never allowed to do that, why the fuck would I want to spend time with them that I don't have to?

In the typical business environment sexual harassment claims aren't all that common. They usual at least for companies and not small businesses, have an HR which reviews them. These claims are then brought to a 3rd party company to do a final review and recommendation.

Man, the MRA's are really brigading that thread.

I thought I read that Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux, wouldn’t meet alone with a woman. In that case though it is due to the fact that female organizations have sent women to make a false accusation against him so they can take over Linux.

Please do elaborate

To put it simply Linus doesn't give a fuck who you are and if you fuck around and submit shoddy code he chews people out. Some of these people have been women. So they and other women have complained that he doesn't coddle them and because of him women are being excluded from Linux.

In order to try to bring him down they have already falsely claimed that he threatened to assault a woman. He apparently mentioned to someone that he was tall.

This has led to some people trying to build a case against him and when word got out he started not meeting with women alone.

Lol ok, who and when?

Didn't Linus recently cave?

Dang I didn't see that. Looks like years of being treated like shit by people wore him down. Expect to see Linux worsen if he truly stops.

Jokes on them, I've been doing that for years now

DISCRIMINATION!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What loser blabbed to Bloomberg?

y'all should see the wall street bets thread on this, it's spicy as fuck

"One word from me on social media is all it takes to derail your career, so you'd better behave appropriately!"

"OK"

"Hey, why are you avoiding me?"

Lmao