George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-06
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-06
I don’t think the Santa Claus lie will be able to survive this generation now that every six-year old has unsupervised internet access.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-06
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-06
It's over for hopeful-cels