include <stdio.h>

#include &lt;stdlib.h>

const char *quotes[] = 
{
"But her emails",
"Cuck",
"Fuck off we're full",
"NPC lol",
"Lock her up",
"libtards smh"
"mayocide isn't funny guys"
};

void quote_if_bBlasted(int is_blasted)
{
    if(is_blasted == 1)
    {
        int random_quote = rand() % 7;
        printf("%s", quotes[random_quote]);
    }
}

int main(void)
{
    int bussy_blasted = 1;
    srand(time(NULL));
    quote_if_bBlasted(bussy_blasted);
}

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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-06

I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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1 PDaviss 2018-12-06

You tried so hard with that title to be funny and yet...you didn’t get all the way there

1 pelhamsim 2018-12-06

Agreed. It’s too busy. OP:brevity is the soul of wit, you dried cumstain.

1 trilateral1 2018-12-06

uncanny valley af

1 Osterion 2018-12-06

Looks like a sex doll

1 ShitsureiKamisama 2018-12-06

You watch your mouth. That’s the new queen your speaking about.

1 motherjoad 2018-12-06

I know tranny drama is gets old to some people on this sub but it never gets old to me. I remain just as astounded and confused and bewildered by the notion of trans as the first time it was explained to me many years ago.

1 SpacemanSkiff 2018-12-06

Further proof that men are better at being women than women are.

1 heavyblossoms 2018-12-06

Bussy is boy pussy, but why is Gussy girl pussy when... girls were the ones who had the pussy originally? Why isn’t it just bussy and pussy?

1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-12-06

Gussy is not "girl pussy" it's "girl bussy", ergo, "girl boy pussy"

1 heavyblossoms 2018-12-06

I happily accept this as my answer

1 Fart__Boy__Slim 2018-12-06

This is cannon

1 aqouta 2018-12-06

Gussy is the booty sweaty.

1 TheSubredditPolice 2018-12-06

Has Message For Trump

We have to kill the batman?