What I said was that the sign didn't explain if they were just clogging the toilet or if they were vandalizing it and making a huge mess on it and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to help and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to help it. I didn't single anyone out, I commented to a person who directly commented to me. And they continued to try and push the fact that they thought I had a medical condition because apparently they are a medical professional on Reddit and nowhere else. I didn't single anybody out that didn't reply to me in the first place. Because if you clogged toilets apparently you must have some terrible medical condition that you need to see a doctor for.
Dude we need some kind of alert system, I can't beleive I missed this thread. I would have totally stopped watching that child burn up in that car to participate in this post
You can see here on lines 320-327 that it is random, not based on any keywords:
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It's 2. While there is obviously a bunch of bias towards relevant quotes, the bot does get highly voted even on those occasions. There's probably some machine learning voodoo magic (read: gay shit) that you could do (hey /u/TensorShillBot!), but it's random for now. The code is public.
At least, I think so. I went to go verify this and it seems my public key was removed from the server Snaps is on. So who knows.
Haha glad I have fans. Not obese, but I'm guessing there's some internal reason that you would project that onto me that has nothing to do with how big my shits are. ;)
Are you really dumb enough to think that only fat people eat pizza? My house burned down a couple of weeks ago and I didn't have the money for a pizza, figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. Again, not really looking for medical advice from people on Reddit, that's pretty much what this entire post was about to begin with.
Only idiots who don't understand dietetics think that carbs make you fat. They only make you fat if you're a fat ass that sits on your ass all day. So based on your opinion, I would imagine you are the obese person here. I lived in an apartment building that caught on fire and I was busy getting myself and my five year old son and my cat's out actually. I don't know if you understand life, but you don't just lose cash that you have around your house when all of your belongings burn. I'm also not broke and homeless at this time because I have been working my ass off for the last couple of weeks to get everything together and back to a state of normalcy. I'm glad that you're finding the time to go through my post history and desperately attempt to grasp at any straw you can find to insult me. If carbs make you fat, then you should probably get off your ass.
Only idiots who don't understand dietetics think that carbs make you fat. They only make you fat if you're a fat ass that sits on your ass all day. So based on your opinion, I would imagine you are the obese person here.
I don't take diet advice from fatties
I lived in an apartment building that caught on fire and I was busy getting myself and my five year old son and my cat's out actually.
Lemme guess, your little angel's daddy is not in the picture
I have been working my ass off for the last couple of weeks to get everything together and back to a state of normalcy
STRONG WAHMAN ALERT
If carbs make you fat, then you should probably get off your ass.
Okay post a pic so I can see just how in shape and slender your carb-y full o'poo body is
No I'm engaged and my son's father is definitely in the picture. Saying that I had to work my ass off to get stuff together after my house burning down isn't really anything about being a strong woman, it's just part of the process of rebuilding your life after losing everything in a house fire. I'm not going to post photos for you to fucking jerk off too because you want to try and claim that I'm fat. I know what I look like and I don't really give a shit with some asshole on Reddit thinks. You do realize that when you say stuff like that you just come off as a creeper who's trying to get pictures from strange women on the internet? I think you're fat and I'm okay with not getting any pictures, your personality pretty much says it all and the fact that you think that carbs make you fat means that you sit on your ass all day. Otherwise you wouldn't think that and you would understand that being active and eating in moderation are things that exist.
So based on the way you phrased that, Ima assume they're two different guys. You really have no business making fun of trash in /r/trashy considering that you yourself are hella trashy.
I'm not going to post photos for you to fucking jerk off too because you want to try and claim that I'm fat.
I'm gay, I wouldn't jerk off to you if you were built like Britney in her prime, so you can go ahead and post pics without worrying about that.
the fact that you think that carbs make you fat means that you sit on your ass all day. Otherwise you wouldn't think that and you would understand that being active and eating in moderation are things that exist.
Either you're retarded or you're referring to two different men. Although considering you're a pathological liar and none of these people probably even exist, who cares.
I'm not really concerned about their opinion and I don't generally just give people photos of me when they're being rude as fuck. It isn't my business to appease rude assholes.
Yeah? In my opinion it reminds me of dumbass teenagers who used to say the same type of shit to try and get me to send photos on Yahoo chat. I didn't appease those assholes either.
I stopped being trafficed at age 11 and I've been cancer-free for 7 years, if you're going to go through my post history at least fucking take notes you fucking half-ass.
if you're going to go through my post history at least fucking take notes you fucking half-ass.
I have, actually. It's interesting here that you mention having "three kids," but as of late and in this post you've just been discussing the one son. Also, in other posts you reference the prostitution ending when you were 12, not 11. It's almost like it's hard to keep your story straight because you're making all this shit up.
What really pisses me off about you is that you don't just tell made-up sob stories, but rather you use them to try to get free shit on Reddit, either in the form of pizza or actual money on /r/Assistance.
I initially just lol'd at you because I thought you were another bored legbeard lying on the internet for attention, but now I'm realizing you're actually an outright grifter. I think it's funny that a post about big poops, considering all the doozies you've told, is what will finally be your undoing.
OR what about the fact that her mother actively trafficked her for prostitution, but yet also would watch her a year later to make sure she wasn't shaving her pubes! You know, because she didn't want her to be sexually active.. Who would've thought?
I lived in an apartment building and there was an electrical fire that got out of hand. Unless you're asking about the Pizza. If that's the case, I asked for a pizza and didn't get one.
Since you’ve already spent this much time describing your big poops and the plethora of reasons why your body deposits them, would you just go ahead and share with us a picture of one of these porcelain slayers? I’m sure u/scatmunchies would greatly appreciate it
Why make normalizing huge shits the hill that you die on? Your reddit comments won’t ever change enough people’s assumptions about the health of someone purging footballs from their system. Choose another battle
I wasn't really trying to normalize huge shits specifically as much as respond to a particular person who implied that I had a medical condition and explain that I have doctors and I'm not really worried about the medical opinions of people on Reddit. I will say that taking big shits isn't that uncommon. The conversation didn't even get very nasty so I'm kind of baffled as to why it ended up on the drama page when there was so little drama. I would understand it more if people started calling names or something, but this is a pretty desperate attempt at content.
Yeah, it's a shame that the mods don't even have rules in place to keep people from ridiculing me because it says in my post history that I was raped as a child. I've also had somebody make fun of my five-year-old son for being autistic because that's in my post history as well. But I guess it's worth the content for the person who posted this.
Not really crying, but I am really glad that my kid isn't old enough to understand the things that asshole adults are saying about him on this page over me having a short argument with somebody about actual shit.
Did you become a compulsive liar because of the religious nut mom, the house fire, the autistic son, the rape, being witness to someone getting their legs cut off by a train, witnessing a child burning to death while firefighters did nothing, the child prostitution, the cancer or the big poops?
Yeah, it's a shame that the mods don't even have rules in place to keep people from ridiculing me because it says in my post history that I was raped as a child
So you think your fake rape story should render you immune from being mocked for your big poopies? Begone, baby thot
I think that people should mock me about what this fucking post is about and not stoop to the level of making fun of people for being raped as a child. The fact that you don't believe it doesn't mean that it magically didn't fucking happen. It would be nice if that was the case though.
Shouldn't you be watching your autistic son right now instead of fighting with people on the internet? He could be getting bussy blasted at a kiddie brothel at this very moment and you wouldn't even know because you were too busy making up stories on the world wide web
Are you really too dumb to understand that kids aren't always at home? I mean, I know you might not have your own kids, but you are aware that they exist and that they do leave the house sometimes? That's a thing that happens. But I'm sure I just made up my son and I'm just actually a 40 year old man living in a tree.
Why make normalizing huge shits the hill that you die on?
There are no hills, and no one is dying here. It's a fucking reddit comment chain. Don't pick up and use these meaningless fad phrases from SRDines and other retards.
But in reality you're probably a GIANT fucking attention whore of a liar.
I'm not going to mention the post about you saying you saw someone get their legs chopped off by a train, or you and your friend both getting raped by the same person and you stayed because you wanted to make sure she was safe, or all the other BS in your history.
You can't see me but if you could see me you would see me licking my finger and then marking an imaginary scoreboard. And then high-fiving someone. Then everybody cheers.
I was at the scene of an accident where something similar happened. A woman was trapped in her car and there was a crowd gathered around because it was in the middle of a small neighborhood. The firefighters were there and they were cutting her out of her car because she was trapped inside. It seems like everybody was okay, but as soon as they got her out the car burst into flames. I don't think that most of the people watching realized that there was a child in the backseat of the car strapped into a car seat. But the car was in flames and it was being engulfed fast, there was nothing that they could do except try to keep the mother from running toward the burning car. And we could hear the little boy burning to death and yelling for his mommy very clearly. The mom lived and was treated for some minor injuries from the crash, but she ended up in a mental institution for some time and eventually killed herself.
This is the most bullshit story I've ever heard in my entire life. Firefighters don't say "oh shit that sucks" while a child burns to death screaming for its mother. The whole point of firefighters is that they rush into the flames while everyone else runs away. It's what their fucking protective gear is for.
Most importantly, if she was just a bystander at the scene of the accident, HOW THE FUCK WOULD SHE KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING TO THE MOTHER???!?!?!?!
It's almost like, as long as the fire crew is already present, they wouldn't have the bright idea of having the extinguishing gear locked and loaded in case the car burst into flames, assuming it's likely to.
I was at the scene of an accident where something similar happened. A woman was trapped in her car and there was a crowd gathered around because it was in the middle of a small neighborhood. The firefighters were there and they were cutting her out of her car because she was trapped inside. It seems like everybody was okay, but as soon as they got her out the car burst into flames. I don't think that most of the people watching realized that there was a child in the backseat of the car strapped into a car seat. But the car was in flames and it was being engulfed fast, there was nothing that they could do except try to keep the mother from running toward the burning car. And we could hear the little boy burning to death and yelling for his mommy very clearly. The mom lived and was treated for some minor injuries from the crash, but she ended up in a mental institution for some time and eventually killed herself.
You need to go to voat, fat people hate was banned years ago. Did you ever think that maybe instead of attacking others, you could work on yourself and make the a world better place?
So she's an ex-child prostitute who's watched like a dozen people die who had cancer and whose mother was a religious nutcase who watched her shower to make sure she didn't shave her pubes... but who also sold her into prostitution because sure okay, and her house burnt down and she and her autistic son barely got out in time and also she takes monster dumps.
Oh, also she had "multiple fibrous tumors" of the cervix, which are benign growths, but she also had cervical cancer, and she's been cancer-free for seven years but she's still in remission. And she was asking /r/Assistance for help for her one autistic five-year-old son, but she failed to also mention her 8-year-old son, who was born right before she was diagnosed with cervical cancer.
It's important to point out that this fatty is using these made-up tragedy stories to try to get free $$$ on Reddit. This isn't just a liar, it's a grifter.
My best friend is tall and thin with bad scoliosis which made it basically impossible to properly administer the epidural (the person doing it was terrified of fucking her back up) and they only tried 3 times. This whole story is whack.
I regularly visit my doctor and they tell me that it's perfectly normal
make your poops big and hard and able to clog the toilet.
I have been impacted in the past and I have pockets in my intestines that catch fecal matter and allow it to build up in those areas to the point of it being a very large and painful poop
It isn't really a medical condition or anything that I need treatment for
you shouldn't tell somebody that they need to see a doctor unless you know that they aren't seeing a doctor already
I have anemia, which is the condition that I actually go to the doctor for, I take iron supplements so it makes me have bigger poops that are harder to flush. Doesn't sound delusional to me, seems like you don't understand simple medical science.
I have anemia, which is the condition that I actually go to the doctor for, I take iron supplements so it makes me have bigger poops that are harder to flush.
Having severe anemia that I have to go and get blood transfusions pretty frequently because I constantly bleed from my vagina whether I'm menstruating or not is definitely a condition. Having to go in for check-ups constantly to make sure that I'm still in remission from cervical cancer is also a condition. But thanks for trying to belittle my medical conditions that you actually don't know anything about and didn't bother to ask or find out about. If you'd like to ask me about any condition I have I would be more than glad to share that information with you and have a conversation to educate you. I would have at least had more respect for your comment if you had even asked about the conditions I have before assuming that I must just be a hypochondriac. I have internal problems with fistulas from being raped repeatedly as a child when I was prostituted from Age 4 to 11.
I'm glad you find the rape of young children something to joke about. Wasn't really funny to me at the time, but I guess not all of us can have the same sense of humor.
For real, calling it right now, you're an opiate addict which causes exactly this:
I regularly visit my doctor and they tell me that it's perfectly normal
make your poops big and hard and able to clog the toilet.
I have been impacted in the past and I have pockets in my intestines that catch fecal matter and allow it to build up in those areas to the point of it being a very large and painful poop
If you look over my comments I explained my conditions very clearly and no I am not an opiate user. I take iron supplements, which also make you constipated. You seem to think that only opiates can make you constipated which honestly just makes me think that you are an opiate user. Yes, nobody ever gets constipated or has a big ship unless they've been shooting up all day lol.
I mean, calling 4 year olds that get raped child thots doesn't cross that line? I wasn't really disagreeing with you, I was adding that because I wasn't sure if you had seen the comment that they made earlier. I thought maybe that would be the thing that put them over the edge into shity human being territory. I would say that it's definitely the behavior of a shity human being to ridicule and laugh about the four-year-old being raped.
Because I'm not actually speaking to a victim of child rape, I'm speaking to a compulsive liar. In one of your posts your mother is a religious zealot who watched you shower to make sure you didn't shave your pubic hair, in another post she sold you into prostitution. Your two bullshit traumatic backstories directly conflict each other.
What I think you are is a bored fat girl. I believe the part about the monster dumps. I might believe the part about the autistic son.
I didn't say my mother sold me into prostitution, I believe I mentioned that I told both of my parents about what was happening to me and they ignored it, but you have to have misunderstood something that I wrote Because my mother didn't sell me into prostitution. She was just more than willing to ignore the fact that I was being raped. Do you think that people who are religious zealots can't also ignore child rape? Those two things actually go hand-in-hand a lot of the time. But no, my mother didn't sell me into prostitution, one of her family members was prostituting me out and she was more than willing to ignore it. Whether you believe me or not it doesn't change my experience and what happened to me, so it doesn't really matter when it comes down to it. Your disbelief isn't going to change how those things felt and my memories of them.
Whether you believe me or not it doesn't change my experience and what happened to me, so it doesn't really matter when it comes down to it. Your disbelief isn't going to change how those things felt and my memories of them.
Repeating "I don't care if you believe me" or "even if you disbelieve me" is a telltale bullshit artist sign
Your whole backstory is a never-ending parade of made-up bullshit tragedy stories so you can get invisible internet points and I'm the edgelord?
Don't you just hate when you're an ex-child prostitute with an autistic son whose apartment complex burnt down who's also watched other people die in fires?
I'd wager to guess that the big ole shits are the only thing you're telling the truth about.
I'll never understand the mentality that people have that you just can't have a really shitty life and that a lot of fucking bad things don't happen to people. I've had a really unfortunate life and happened to have been abused and raped and my kid just happens to be mildly autistic. I'm glad that you live a life that you have the privilege of believing that all of those things can't happen to one person, but they most certainly can and I can't prove it to you and don't really give a fuck if you believe how shitty my life has been or not. It doesn't make it any different for me experiencing it. I'm probably one of the most honest people that you'll ever meet but you won't give me a chance because I happen to have been posted on a drama page for talking about having big shits, so I guess that means that I must just be a piece of shit liar. You'll get far in life with your great attitude!
I'll never understand the mentality that people have that you just can't have a really shitty life and that a lot of fucking bad things don't happen to people
Bad things absolutely happen to people. I was at a public pool where a kid drowned when I was little and I watched the teenage lifeguards try to do mouth to mouth and it didn't work. My boyfriend was beaten up by a mugger his freshman year of college. Most people have a story like that. Except your whole post history is nothing but stories like that, each one more dramatic and unbelievable and implausible than the last.
I've had a really unfortunate life
Yes, but not because of all this "trauma," because you're a bored shut-in who likes internet attention because it's the only kind of attention you get. You're prime /r/thathappened material.
I'm glad that you live a life that you have the privilege
There it is.
I'm probably one of the most honest people
Fat legbeards are always saying this shit. I'm like the most honest person you'll ever meet. No, you're a huge liar who has to make shit up to sound interesting.
you won't give me a chance because I happen to have been posted on a drama page for talking about having big shits, so I guess that means that I must just be a piece of shit liar
No offense but that stuff didn’t happen to you, it happened to people in your life... and now you’re just taking your anger or whatever out on some random internet stranger. you are arguing with someone about shit and harassing them. You are no better than this person right now.
This thread has been great drama material. I stop autistically browsing for 3 days and all of the sudden good shit pops up in the third thread I read. Nice.
Hey PerfectGoldenToast, glad to see you're too stupid to just walk away from being outed for your grift. FYI, in your weird DM to me you said "try to find me, I dare you." I have no intention of trying to find you, I'm just here for the lulz, but I suspect that anyone who donated to you in /r/Assistance probably has your name and e-mail address, and if they decide to contact the authorities, that's on them. What I am happy to do is to keep up all of my posts about what a lowlife scammer you are to help assist anyone who's given you money in making a complaint to authorities in your area.
Oh cool, you are here. I have a question: why won't you crush your shit before it clogs the toilet? One thing is taking iron dumps, another is letting them be flushed unbroken.
She has been replying to everyone and everything except to the poop crushing suggestion. Guess crushing one's own shit is less acceptable than letting others clean up the aftermath.
Pro-longed opiate use causes bowel impaction, large painful bowel movements, and pockets of fecal matter in your intestines. Of course you wont admit it, but your post history, proclivity for lying unabashedly, and spot on description of symptoms directly related to opiate abuse tell a different tale love.
Spot-on description of symptoms that can also be described as the symptoms of somebody who's in and out of the hospital a lot for an iron deficiency issue, you fucking idiot. Just because you are an opiate abuser doesn't mean everybody has to be. The attitude that you have and the fact that you are so intent on trying to make it out like I'm a user just points out to me that you are, otherwise you wouldn't I think that was the only reason to have bowel impaction. You have so much experience with issues with opioid use that you actually think that everyone has those issues because of opioid use. Good luck with your addiction issues.
Just because you are an opiate abuser doesn't mean everybody has to be.
Angry projection
The attitude that you have and the fact that you are so intent on trying to make it out like I'm a user just points out to me that you are, otherwise you wouldn't I think that was the only reason to have bowel impaction. You have so much experience with issues with opioid use that you actually think that everyone has those issues because of opioid use. Good luck with your addiction issues.
If that's angry projection than you started with angry projection in the first place, sweetie. I might not be a junkie, but it's pretty easy to spot them even though they're dumb enough to think that they could hide it. When someone continually accuses people of being an opiate addict based on almost nothing, you can almost bet that they are an opiate addict themselves. The fact that you jumped to the first Resort of calling me an opiate addict simply because I've been impacted, something that can happen just from a prolonged hospital visit, it points out to me that you are an opiate user yourself. So call it Angry projection if you want, but if that's what it is then you were doing the same thing to begin with.
I get that you feel bad about your opiate use, but seriously dude I don't take pills. I won't judge you for what you do, but I just don't take them. I'm even allergic to Tylenol threes, for Christ's sake. I hope that you can find a way to deal with your problem without trying to project it onto other people one day, but I'm definitely not an opiate user. If I ever become one, I'll be sure to invite you over and share. But don't hold your breath.
What form are the iron supplements? I guess you must inject molten iron into your blood, because they can't be pills. Also, allergic to tylenol? Damn, do peanuts kill you as well? Are you possibly the most unluckiest person in the world, or just the perfect case study for r/Drama?
Are you dumb enough to not understand that Tylenol threes aren't the same as regular fucking Tylenol? I take a powdered iron supplement as a shake, they come in more than one fucking form.
Yes, somebody who swears a lot must just always be enraged. Grow up, kiddo, people say fuck a lot. Seems to me that you were just too fucking dumb to understand that Tylenol and Tylenol threes aren't the same thing and I are trying to save face and failing. Have a good time with that though.
This shit is great. I mean, not as great as your massive turd dumps, clearly, those are monumental. Iconic even. I like how you push the T3 thing. You're winning hearts and minds. A hero to the people. In the future, much like Che Guevara, they will sell T-shirts of photos of your toilet drops as an symbol of oppression that pasty white kids can wear to show how deep they are.
Exactly what I said on the other thread. My “big dumps.” Came from 2 things. 1, when I was on dope and could never shit but when i did it Was huge. 2, Now that I’m on methadone it Will be every other day usually and it’s line birthing a baby. Lol I would say she’s on an opiate if I wasn’t mistaken.
i keep up my american diet of nothing but trans fatty foods, nothing veggie, pure meat and carbs and always go at work. i do a big poopie once a month at my workplace, it takes 8 hours to successfully pass that boulder through in which i need a headband on my head. by the end, i pass out of exhaustion, the sweatband is covered with nothing but sweat, blood, and tears, the washroom is unrecognizable, the entire toiletbowl has disintegrated, non of the plumbing in the entire block works, and all the windows of the building are burst open at the still. there is no trace of glass to be found. the remains of what used to be the washroom are nothing but a thick miasma of unrecognizable fumes, so lethal that one whiff of the aroma will eviscerate the lungs of any non american that dares enter the "public" washroom, or what remained of it. i often hear my co-workers after talk about sounds of an inhuman beast being tortured alive emanating from the washroom. the sounds get more aggressive and louder with each passing minute of my 8 hour american passing, and less and less human. by the midday, there is no one left around to hear the remaining hair raising echoes that haunt the building. the screams are so loud, they resonate your bones, causing the very marrow of them to super heat from the friction that it produces, melting mere mortal men alive from the inside out. the building violently shakes before they leave, however, the creaking and moaning of the pipes warning of the worst yet to come. the very girders of the building moaning at the effort they have to put in to resist my super human american passing. anything thinner than a brick shakes so violently that they melt into specks of dust. the bolder comes at a slow speed, but it is an unstoppable object. no ceramic or plastic piping will stop it, it will morph everything in its way to its will. the cartoon interpretations of a large object sliding down piping are not a humourous depiction. it is a depiction of my rage. you mortal men are lucky that my superhuman efforts are only limited to once a month. by the time my boulder reaches the public piping, all hell breaks loose. the entire block floods as everything sharing the same network wants to turn cloak and flee for they know they have been bested. all bow down to my creations
anyways, this is natural i think and you should stop the big poop stigma
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-06
That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.
Snapshots:
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1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
What I said was that the sign didn't explain if they were just clogging the toilet or if they were vandalizing it and making a huge mess on it and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to help and that if they were just taking big poops and clogging the toilet they might not be able to help it. I didn't single anyone out, I commented to a person who directly commented to me. And they continued to try and push the fact that they thought I had a medical condition because apparently they are a medical professional on Reddit and nowhere else. I didn't single anybody out that didn't reply to me in the first place. Because if you clogged toilets apparently you must have some terrible medical condition that you need to see a doctor for.
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
dont bother with Snapshill - hes a known toxic troll 😬😬
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-12-06
This cant be real. Everything about this lolcow was way too perfect
Even snappy got in on the action
1 binenut 2018-12-06
What it is, is the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year.
Merry dramadays.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-06
It's Dramastice you heathen sperg REEEEEEE
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-06
Dude we need some kind of alert system, I can't beleive I missed this thread. I would have totally stopped watching that child burn up in that car to participate in this post
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-12-06
Source?
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
Sentient, and predicting the future... ooh boi. And they say there's no such thing as an artificial super-intelligence.
1 Quietus42 2018-12-06
I didn't believe until I came here.
1 Kramers_Cosmos 2018-12-06
Is this an actual bot? How did they know what happened in the thread? I’m confused
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2018-12-06
Either:
1) Snappy chooses his quote based off keywords
2) It's completely random and you only see the good ones
3) There's a very dedicated autist behind snappy
I choose to believe 3
1 SmugSocialistTears 2018-12-06
You can see here on lines 320-327 that it is random, not based on any keywords:
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1 MandirKahaBanega 2018-12-06
4)Snappy and Snally switched souls which could explain how she has gotten so boring lately
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-06
snallygaster more like snallyghastless
1 TensorShillBot 2018-12-06
It is! (for now...)
1 justcool393 2018-12-06
Hi, /u/SnapshillBot dev here!
It's 2. While there is obviously a bunch of bias towards relevant quotes, the bot does get highly voted even on those occasions. There's probably some machine learning voodoo magic (read: gay shit) that you could do (hey /u/TensorShillBot!), but it's random for now. The code is public.
At least, I think so. I went to go verify this and it seems my public key was removed from the server Snaps is on. So who knows.
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-06
Wait, does this mean some autist took the reins from you?
1 _ThtSounD 2018-12-06
It is not a bot.
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-06
All shits are welcome to scatmunchies.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-12-06
Even an upper decker?
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-06
I’ve had a double decker before.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-12-06
😋
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
u when xers legs give out tryin squat over ur mouth n cant get stand up again 😂😂
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-06
That one just might not be welcome.
1 Dramatictuna 2018-12-06
What if they're too large to go directly from ass to mouth? 🍴? 🍴?
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-06
It’s like you think I’m an amateur. Smh.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-06
Be careful we wouldn't want you to suffocate on her monster shits. It would be hard to find another resident shit eater.
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-06
I’m a pro, fam. But thanks for the concern!
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Haha glad I have fans. Not obese, but I'm guessing there's some internal reason that you would project that onto me that has nothing to do with how big my shits are. ;)
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
If you're not obese, then why are you so desperate for junk food?
You should try getting off the pizza, it would help with your monster fat girl shits
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Are you really dumb enough to think that only fat people eat pizza? My house burned down a couple of weeks ago and I didn't have the money for a pizza, figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. Again, not really looking for medical advice from people on Reddit, that's pretty much what this entire post was about to begin with.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Carbs are for fatties
Maybe if you hadn't been so busy stuffing your face you would have noticed the fire before it spread
Did you keep all your money in your mattress? You shouldn't be flat broke after a fire
If you're broke and homeless maybe you should spend a little less time on Reddit. Let me be your life coach.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Only idiots who don't understand dietetics think that carbs make you fat. They only make you fat if you're a fat ass that sits on your ass all day. So based on your opinion, I would imagine you are the obese person here. I lived in an apartment building that caught on fire and I was busy getting myself and my five year old son and my cat's out actually. I don't know if you understand life, but you don't just lose cash that you have around your house when all of your belongings burn. I'm also not broke and homeless at this time because I have been working my ass off for the last couple of weeks to get everything together and back to a state of normalcy. I'm glad that you're finding the time to go through my post history and desperately attempt to grasp at any straw you can find to insult me. If carbs make you fat, then you should probably get off your ass.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
I don't take diet advice from fatties
Lemme guess, your little angel's daddy is not in the picture
STRONG WAHMAN ALERT
Okay post a pic so I can see just how in shape and slender your carb-y full o'poo body is
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
No I'm engaged and my son's father is definitely in the picture. Saying that I had to work my ass off to get stuff together after my house burning down isn't really anything about being a strong woman, it's just part of the process of rebuilding your life after losing everything in a house fire. I'm not going to post photos for you to fucking jerk off too because you want to try and claim that I'm fat. I know what I look like and I don't really give a shit with some asshole on Reddit thinks. You do realize that when you say stuff like that you just come off as a creeper who's trying to get pictures from strange women on the internet? I think you're fat and I'm okay with not getting any pictures, your personality pretty much says it all and the fact that you think that carbs make you fat means that you sit on your ass all day. Otherwise you wouldn't think that and you would understand that being active and eating in moderation are things that exist.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
So based on the way you phrased that, Ima assume they're two different guys. You really have no business making fun of trash in /r/trashy considering that you yourself are hella trashy.
I'm gay, I wouldn't jerk off to you if you were built like Britney in her prime, so you can go ahead and post pics without worrying about that.
Fatties are always such experts on "moderation."
1 shredler 2018-12-06
you post in drama, we're all gay here.
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
>2 different ppl
>300 lb braphog wrecking work toilets
>retail wagecel
no way u rnt mayo rite ?? 🕵🕵🕵
r/beholdthemasterrace 😂😂😂
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Nobody fucking said they were two different people, but keep trying, champ.
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
☝️ first of all thats uncalled 4
✌️2nd learn2grammar 🤤
if u meant ur engaged 2 ur son's daddy then u shudnt put an "and" between the 2 phrases 🤓🤓
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Either you're retarded or you're referring to two different men. Although considering you're a pathological liar and none of these people probably even exist, who cares.
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-06
I dunno man. If you are not lying, you could just post a pic and end this guy.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I'm not really concerned about their opinion and I don't generally just give people photos of me when they're being rude as fuck. It isn't my business to appease rude assholes.
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
going from wat uv posted here im pretty sure ur not kind 2 any kind of asshole, even ur own 😂😂😂
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Aw, give me a little bit of credit, I at least wash it afterwards!
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-06
I dunno. Sounds kinda like just a weird excuse, imo
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Yeah? In my opinion it reminds me of dumbass teenagers who used to say the same type of shit to try and get me to send photos on Yahoo chat. I didn't appease those assholes either.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Shocked you had time to goof off on Yahoo chat while you were being trafficked in a human sex slave ring and also having cancer!
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I stopped being trafficed at age 11 and I've been cancer-free for 7 years, if you're going to go through my post history at least fucking take notes you fucking half-ass.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Amazing.
I have, actually. It's interesting here that you mention having "three kids," but as of late and in this post you've just been discussing the one son. Also, in other posts you reference the prostitution ending when you were 12, not 11. It's almost like it's hard to keep your story straight because you're making all this shit up.
What really pisses me off about you is that you don't just tell made-up sob stories, but rather you use them to try to get free shit on Reddit, either in the form of pizza or actual money on /r/Assistance.
I initially just lol'd at you because I thought you were another bored legbeard lying on the internet for attention, but now I'm realizing you're actually an outright grifter. I think it's funny that a post about big poops, considering all the doozies you've told, is what will finally be your undoing.
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-06
This was the killshot.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-06
"stopped being trafficked"
my fucking sides. traffickers just got bored of her eh?
1 respaaaaaj 2018-12-06
Age is off the clock too old for cock
1 A1is7air 2018-12-06
Lmao!
OR what about the fact that her mother actively trafficked her for prostitution, but yet also would watch her a year later to make sure she wasn't shaving her pubes! You know, because she didn't want her to be sexually active.. Who would've thought?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
What happened?
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I lived in an apartment building and there was an electrical fire that got out of hand. Unless you're asking about the Pizza. If that's the case, I asked for a pizza and didn't get one.
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-06
Did the electrical fire happen when you were trying to melt a s'mores on a deep dish Digorno?
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Hate when electrical fires "get out of hand"
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
She was busy taking a big poo while her autistic son was playing with matches
1 banananutbranmuffin 2018-12-06
Sounds like a raunchy sitcom.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-12-06
Since you’ve already spent this much time describing your big poops and the plethora of reasons why your body deposits them, would you just go ahead and share with us a picture of one of these porcelain slayers? I’m sure u/scatmunchies would greatly appreciate it
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-12-06
Why make normalizing huge shits the hill that you die on? Your reddit comments won’t ever change enough people’s assumptions about the health of someone purging footballs from their system. Choose another battle
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I wasn't really trying to normalize huge shits specifically as much as respond to a particular person who implied that I had a medical condition and explain that I have doctors and I'm not really worried about the medical opinions of people on Reddit. I will say that taking big shits isn't that uncommon. The conversation didn't even get very nasty so I'm kind of baffled as to why it ended up on the drama page when there was so little drama. I would understand it more if people started calling names or something, but this is a pretty desperate attempt at content.
1 WarSanchez 2018-12-06
The miracle of birth will seem rather bland by the time you decide to shit out a baby.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
Don’t let these people get you down, /r/drama is full of trolls and misanthropic malcontents.
It can be a truly hateful and disgusting place.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Yeah, it's a shame that the mods don't even have rules in place to keep people from ridiculing me because it says in my post history that I was raped as a child. I've also had somebody make fun of my five-year-old son for being autistic because that's in my post history as well. But I guess it's worth the content for the person who posted this.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
There are some good people here like /u/snallygaster but the few bad apples spoil the bunch.
Many of the users here are autistic and resent it, so they attack and project their insecurities on others.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-06
Keep crying on the internet
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Not really crying, but I am really glad that my kid isn't old enough to understand the things that asshole adults are saying about him on this page over me having a short argument with somebody about actual shit.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Did you become a compulsive liar because of the religious nut mom, the house fire, the autistic son, the rape, being witness to someone getting their legs cut off by a train, witnessing a child burning to death while firefighters did nothing, the child prostitution, the cancer or the big poops?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
You fucko, you made it delete its account.
UNFORGIVABLE
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-12-06
Yeah, this was a huge disappointment.
Serious-posting, gussy, and running off a moo....The true spirit of r/drama is dead. 😭💔
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
So you think your fake rape story should render you immune from being mocked for your big poopies? Begone, baby thot
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I think that people should mock me about what this fucking post is about and not stoop to the level of making fun of people for being raped as a child. The fact that you don't believe it doesn't mean that it magically didn't fucking happen. It would be nice if that was the case though.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Shouldn't you be watching your autistic son right now instead of fighting with people on the internet? He could be getting bussy blasted at a kiddie brothel at this very moment and you wouldn't even know because you were too busy making up stories on the world wide web
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Are you really too dumb to understand that kids aren't always at home? I mean, I know you might not have your own kids, but you are aware that they exist and that they do leave the house sometimes? That's a thing that happens. But I'm sure I just made up my son and I'm just actually a 40 year old man living in a tree.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
That would be more plausible than the backstory you've given, actually
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Only because you're naive as fuck and you don't think that anybody has experiences that you haven't had.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-12-06
Why are you up this woman’s ass? Fetishish for her shit or something?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
Sweaty, there is no need for such course language. Why are you so mean to people?
1 wow___justwow 2018-12-06
reread his post
There is no possible way this person is being serious.
1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-06
He probably really like the r/realscatgirls post I linked last week
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-12-06
He was playing the good cop to keep the lolcow active
1 latweakers 2018-12-06
underrated work keeping the drama running here
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-06
You literally can't talk about your shits without writing a huge paragraph and you think your poops are normal lmfao
1 sharasdal 2018-12-06
There are no hills, and no one is dying here. It's a fucking reddit comment chain. Don't pick up and use these meaningless fad phrases from SRDines and other retards.
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
👆👆👆
y'all can we unpack how problematic this comment is? YIKES 😬😬😬
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
For one it compares us to SRDines
1 Madcuntfuckface 2018-12-06
To be fair downies and autistics seem different but at the end of the day you are all fucking retarded.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
Right, but downies tend to need more hands on wrangling where spergs tend to just be annoying on the internet.
1 backltrack 2018-12-06
I'm also down to normalize it. I need stocks in miralax
1 CuriousKrow 2018-12-06
You probably are obese because , if this is true, epidurals usually don't take 7 tries on a normal weight woman.
But in reality you're probably a GIANT fucking attention whore of a liar.
I'm not going to mention the post about you saying you saw someone get their legs chopped off by a train, or you and your friend both getting raped by the same person and you stayed because you wanted to make sure she was safe, or all the other BS in your history.
At 12 your mom watched you shave and you weren't sexual active.
At 7 your mom sold you into prostitution
This on about you being mentally ill is probably true
And this one about your autistic son is probably true too
After all, obesity causes increased rate of autism is kids
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-06
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1 heavyblossoms 2018-12-06
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1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
Oh snap.
It's over for this gottardcel.
Account deleted in...
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
1 hour, 17 minutes.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
Hell yeah.
You can't see me but if you could see me you would see me licking my finger and then marking an imaginary scoreboard. And then high-fiving someone. Then everybody cheers.
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
HIP-HIP
HOORAY!
1 _ThtSounD 2018-12-06
woohoo now she can make a new account and start all over again...
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2018-12-06
Heyyy, more drama next year!
1 _ThtSounD 2018-12-06
and thus is the circle of life
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-12-06
And then Albert Einstein crawls out from the ground and gives you $100%
1 binenut 2018-12-06
Please clap.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
Somebody's jelly.
1 binenut 2018-12-06
pls respond thx
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
Oh it's one of those.
1 binenut 2018-12-06
thx pls go again
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
🤟❤️️🛬🏙
1 binenut 2018-12-06
no mojis Ed's ded bb
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
I'm sorry to break it to you, but I'm actually talking to him in another thread. If he's dead, we may have to deal with his ghost like, forever now.
Besides, I thought his thing was three of the same emojii.
1 binenut 2018-12-06
Actually I'm alllmost finished. Just one or two more replies. Come on, gib Daddy what he wants. Give Daddy what he needs.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-06
globalism refugees big black cock fucking a white prostitute you paid for while you watch
1 binenut 2018-12-06
Ok thanks I'm done now. I'm going for a shower. There's juice in the fridge and towels in the hall cupboard. Have a nice rest of your day.
1 SamWhite 2018-12-06
I dunno, seems plausible.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
This is the most bullshit story I've ever heard in my entire life. Firefighters don't say "oh shit that sucks" while a child burns to death screaming for its mother. The whole point of firefighters is that they rush into the flames while everyone else runs away. It's what their fucking protective gear is for.
Most importantly, if she was just a bystander at the scene of the accident, HOW THE FUCK WOULD SHE KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING TO THE MOTHER???!?!?!?!
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-12-06
It's almost like, as long as the fire crew is already present, they wouldn't have the bright idea of having the extinguishing gear locked and loaded in case the car burst into flames, assuming it's likely to.
1 F3NlX 2018-12-06
I swear this girl sounds like my ex, I'm starting to suspect she is that girl just because of the fucked up lies she's telling are kinda similar
1 CuriousKrow 2018-12-06
She just attracts trouble I guess.
1 Alimentas 2018-12-06
You might want to check your 'tisms out friend.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
You’re a mean person.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-12-06
Maybe, I just really dislike most fat people and have too much time on my hands at work.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
You need to go to voat, fat people hate was banned years ago. Did you ever think that maybe instead of attacking others, you could work on yourself and make the a world better place?
1 CuriousKrow 2018-12-06
k.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
Reported.
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
Lol.
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-06
Thank you
1 2_Two 2018-12-06
No u xddddd (xd)
1 A1is7air 2018-12-06
Found the fatty
1 keepittropical 2018-12-06
Making fun of fat fucks and calling them out on their greasy bullshit is a time honored tradition in r/drama. Go smug post in SRD if it offends you.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
🎣
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-06
ah, the time time honored "I was pretending to be retarded"
gj
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
No I really am retarded and you swallowed the bait right up. Look at my post post history.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-06
lol no
1 high_side 2018-12-06
After finally catching up on this thread, you guys are either the icing on the cake or a disappointment next to that lolcow.
1 saysmmkaywhenwrong 2018-12-06
Stfu ya dumb bch
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-06
Exercise and diet exist
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-06
You're a legend
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
He is a retard that was as easy to bait as the lolcow
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Do you even know where you are bitch
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
Why are you calling me a bitch?!? I just said that you come off as a miserable misanthrope who attack others and makes bad puns.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
I know, I agree I should be a mod here too
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
You took the bait on your first reply tho 🎣
Lmao.
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-12-06
Definitely mod material
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
But she deleted her account
1 Potatokoke 2018-12-06
Literally the worst and most wannabe attempt at trolling I've ever seen.
1 saysmmkaywhenwrong 2018-12-06
Literally the most pointless circlejerk comment I've ever seen.
1 _Petronius 2018-12-06
Misanthrope? I don’t hate my fellow man!
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
I, too, have seen buster Scruggs.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-06
I do
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
JESUS EFFING CHRIST @ THIS BITCH
So she's an ex-child prostitute who's watched like a dozen people die who had cancer and whose mother was a religious nutcase who watched her shower to make sure she didn't shave her pubes... but who also sold her into prostitution because sure okay, and her house burnt down and she and her autistic son barely got out in time and also she takes monster dumps.
MOD THIS BITCH
1 PourquoiLePenAPerdu 2018-12-06
She's been a fugitive for the past six years from charges of filing a false police report because she claims that a state trooper once threatened to rape her. Cue Inception music.
Two weeks ago her house caught fire, and she's asking /r/Assistance for charity. This at least makes the possibility that she has an arrest warrant a bit more believable.
"Neighbour down the road was robbed and decapitated before being stored in a huge haystack. Didn't find the body for two weeks."
I've had nudes all over the Internet for at least the last 15 years and it's never come back to haunt me. Find them, someone.
1 UsedTree 2018-12-06
Why can't our mods sticky this threads like this?! Compulsive liars are hilarious.
1 PourquoiLePenAPerdu 2018-12-06
Oh, also she had "multiple fibrous tumors" of the cervix, which are benign growths, but she also had cervical cancer, and she's been cancer-free for seven years but she's still in remission. And she was asking /r/Assistance for help for her one autistic five-year-old son, but she failed to also mention her 8-year-old son, who was born right before she was diagnosed with cervical cancer.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
F
1 fudgemonkees 2018-12-06
not to nitpick, but once you "beat" cancer, you will always be in remission. It can always come back.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
God DAMN does she check off all the telltale liar boxes
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
TBH this post feels like coming home
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
It's important to point out that this fatty is using these made-up tragedy stories to try to get free $$$ on Reddit. This isn't just a liar, it's a grifter.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-06
Thank you for your service.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-12-06
This is an immense amount of work you did... For you work I would like to recommend you for an /r/drama PhD
1 degorius 2018-12-06
Its a lie the wont try more than three time according to my wife whos a nurse.
1 jbirdbear 2018-12-06
My best friend is tall and thin with bad scoliosis which made it basically impossible to properly administer the epidural (the person doing it was terrified of fucking her back up) and they only tried 3 times. This whole story is whack.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-12-06
Q predicted this.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-12-06
Story 1 and 2 don’t even jive... her mother prostituted her but also didn’t want her to be sexually active at 12 and called her a slut? Wut?
1 KingWayneX 2018-12-06
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jibe
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-12-06
No. I meant jive.
1 KingWayneX 2018-12-06
As a jibe turkey, I approve.
1 [deleted] 2018-12-06
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1 ObsessedAussie 2018-12-06
Rektamondo
1 John_Cenas_Beard 2018-12-06
https://i.imgur.com/hxzsplv.png
Don't lie. Nobody who DMs is anything less than obeast.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-06
Is shitting for you the equivalent of having anal sex for a normal person?
1 mrboomer12 2018-12-06
Goofy ass comment
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
delusional 🚨🚨BRRRAAAPPPhog alert 🚨🚨
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I have anemia, which is the condition that I actually go to the doctor for, I take iron supplements so it makes me have bigger poops that are harder to flush. Doesn't sound delusional to me, seems like you don't understand simple medical science.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
MUH CONDITIONS
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Having severe anemia that I have to go and get blood transfusions pretty frequently because I constantly bleed from my vagina whether I'm menstruating or not is definitely a condition. Having to go in for check-ups constantly to make sure that I'm still in remission from cervical cancer is also a condition. But thanks for trying to belittle my medical conditions that you actually don't know anything about and didn't bother to ask or find out about. If you'd like to ask me about any condition I have I would be more than glad to share that information with you and have a conversation to educate you. I would have at least had more respect for your comment if you had even asked about the conditions I have before assuming that I must just be a hypochondriac. I have internal problems with fistulas from being raped repeatedly as a child when I was prostituted from Age 4 to 11.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
So you take monster dumps because you were a baby thot? YIKES.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I'm glad you find the rape of young children something to joke about. Wasn't really funny to me at the time, but I guess not all of us can have the same sense of humor.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
I know, people are such drags. Post a butthole pic so I know you're not lying.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-06
I thought it was 7. For someone who loves lying so much you'd think you'd be better at it.
1 UsedTree 2018-12-06
Omg why did I scroll this far down the thread I'm dying
1 SuckFhatThit 2018-12-06
I can't stop laughing. Y'all are going off on this poor girl.
Why the fuck would she keep replying?
Opps nm, she deleted her account.
1 Smokemctoke420 2018-12-06
Wow. The lies just get bigger.
1 Glatavaton 2018-12-06
MUH ARMENIA
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the toilet not in my replys 😷😷😷
u dont need 5k calories a day 😂😂
1 genericunimportant 2018-12-06
this is the funniest thing ive read tonight, thank you
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-06
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1 RobosaurusRex2000 2018-12-06
Im gonna be real with you in 8 years on reddit this is the funniest and cleverest thing I have ever read on this website
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1 wewladin 2018-12-06
3 quotes/comments isnt enough. fucking fire dude... let this man/woman/xir RIP in peace after a flame like that
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-12-06
Absolutely barbaric bantz
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-12-06
this whole thread has me laughing, but this comment sent my sides into orbit
1 I_am_Noobish 2018-12-06
This is the funniest shit I've ever read lmfao
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-06
u/LightUmbra you know what to do
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-06
This would be a good longpostbot quote.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-06
Absolutely
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
For real, calling it right now, you're an opiate addict which causes exactly this:
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
If you look over my comments I explained my conditions very clearly and no I am not an opiate user. I take iron supplements, which also make you constipated. You seem to think that only opiates can make you constipated which honestly just makes me think that you are an opiate user. Yes, nobody ever gets constipated or has a big ship unless they've been shooting up all day lol.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Is the opioid use why your son is an autist?
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Could you be more of an edgelord please?
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
See the thing about edgelording is that you have to exist right on the edge of socially acceptable and just shitty human behaviour.
So no, if coolbeans were any bigger of an edgelord they'd lose the edge and just be a shitty human being.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I'm pretty sure they lost the edge and became just a shitty human being earlier when they called me a baby thot for being raped at the age of four.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
Let's just chalk it up to a difference of opinions.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I mean, calling 4 year olds that get raped child thots doesn't cross that line? I wasn't really disagreeing with you, I was adding that because I wasn't sure if you had seen the comment that they made earlier. I thought maybe that would be the thing that put them over the edge into shity human being territory. I would say that it's definitely the behavior of a shity human being to ridicule and laugh about the four-year-old being raped.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
What if they were never an edgelord to begin with, and were always a shitty human being?
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Ah, you're probably right.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
I usually am
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Because I'm not actually speaking to a victim of child rape, I'm speaking to a compulsive liar. In one of your posts your mother is a religious zealot who watched you shower to make sure you didn't shave your pubic hair, in another post she sold you into prostitution. Your two bullshit traumatic backstories directly conflict each other.
What I think you are is a bored fat girl. I believe the part about the monster dumps. I might believe the part about the autistic son.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I didn't say my mother sold me into prostitution, I believe I mentioned that I told both of my parents about what was happening to me and they ignored it, but you have to have misunderstood something that I wrote Because my mother didn't sell me into prostitution. She was just more than willing to ignore the fact that I was being raped. Do you think that people who are religious zealots can't also ignore child rape? Those two things actually go hand-in-hand a lot of the time. But no, my mother didn't sell me into prostitution, one of her family members was prostituting me out and she was more than willing to ignore it. Whether you believe me or not it doesn't change my experience and what happened to me, so it doesn't really matter when it comes down to it. Your disbelief isn't going to change how those things felt and my memories of them.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Repeating "I don't care if you believe me" or "even if you disbelieve me" is a telltale bullshit artist sign
1 icarebot 2018-12-06
I care
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
>implying hes not already
what did he mean by this ?? 🤔🤔
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
I have a kind soul and a trusting heart, I'm far too willing to give the beenfit of the doubt to people such as coolbeans.
It's a problem I've been working on for years now. Regular doses of drama 'tism seems to be the only known cure.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Your whole backstory is a never-ending parade of made-up bullshit tragedy stories so you can get invisible internet points and I'm the edgelord?
Don't you just hate when you're an ex-child prostitute with an autistic son whose apartment complex burnt down who's also watched other people die in fires?
I'd wager to guess that the big ole shits are the only thing you're telling the truth about.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I'll never understand the mentality that people have that you just can't have a really shitty life and that a lot of fucking bad things don't happen to people. I've had a really unfortunate life and happened to have been abused and raped and my kid just happens to be mildly autistic. I'm glad that you live a life that you have the privilege of believing that all of those things can't happen to one person, but they most certainly can and I can't prove it to you and don't really give a fuck if you believe how shitty my life has been or not. It doesn't make it any different for me experiencing it. I'm probably one of the most honest people that you'll ever meet but you won't give me a chance because I happen to have been posted on a drama page for talking about having big shits, so I guess that means that I must just be a piece of shit liar. You'll get far in life with your great attitude!
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Bad things absolutely happen to people. I was at a public pool where a kid drowned when I was little and I watched the teenage lifeguards try to do mouth to mouth and it didn't work. My boyfriend was beaten up by a mugger his freshman year of college. Most people have a story like that. Except your whole post history is nothing but stories like that, each one more dramatic and unbelievable and implausible than the last.
Yes, but not because of all this "trauma," because you're a bored shut-in who likes internet attention because it's the only kind of attention you get. You're prime /r/thathappened material.
There it is.
Fat legbeards are always saying this shit. I'm like the most honest person you'll ever meet. No, you're a huge liar who has to make shit up to sound interesting.
Yeah pretty much
Farther than you, tubby.
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1 backltrack 2018-12-06
Lucky
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-06
Nice!
1 Kramers_Cosmos 2018-12-06
No offense but that stuff didn’t happen to you, it happened to people in your life... and now you’re just taking your anger or whatever out on some random internet stranger. you are arguing with someone about shit and harassing them. You are no better than this person right now.
1 alphetasauce 2018-12-06
It's drama. We're all rolling in the shit and loving it.
1 Vandrewver 2018-12-06
The most RADICAL of centrists here, folks
1 Wordshark 2018-12-06
Holy shit this was a slaughter
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-12-06
This thread has been great drama material. I stop autistically browsing for 3 days and all of the sudden good shit pops up in the third thread I read. Nice.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-06
r/MurderedByWords
1 wewladin 2018-12-06
hey, we posters at drama want to milk lolcows, not pwn them with FACTS and LOGIC into making themselves go to Greenland
(epic the dick show reference, GREENLAND, EEEXXDDD)
1 HashtagMeTooo 2018-12-06
oooh you called her fat.... YOU GET HER GOOD. WOW I am soo impressed, call my phone number right now i want to speak to you personally.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2018-12-06
Oh shut up, tubbs
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/a41063/perfectgoldentoast_cyberbullies_me_from_her_alt/
Hey PerfectGoldenToast, glad to see you're too stupid to just walk away from being outed for your grift. FYI, in your weird DM to me you said "try to find me, I dare you." I have no intention of trying to find you, I'm just here for the lulz, but I suspect that anyone who donated to you in /r/Assistance probably has your name and e-mail address, and if they decide to contact the authorities, that's on them. What I am happy to do is to keep up all of my posts about what a lowlife scammer you are to help assist anyone who's given you money in making a complaint to authorities in your area.
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1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-06
lmao imagine being fat lmao
1 jonneejim 2018-12-06
Your a big fat lying cunt. Fuck off.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-06
Ignore that one, even we don’t like him here.
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2018-12-06
Oh cool, you are here. I have a question: why won't you crush your shit before it clogs the toilet? One thing is taking iron dumps, another is letting them be flushed unbroken.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
Yeah I swear there was a thread here not that long ago about poop knives. Should probably look into something like that.
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2018-12-06
She has been replying to everyone and everything except to the poop crushing suggestion. Guess crushing one's own shit is less acceptable than letting others clean up the aftermath.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
Probably one of those hoity toity people who considers cleaning up massive toilet breaking shits to be someone else's job.
1 itssarahw 2018-12-06
Absolutely terrific stocking stuffer.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-12-06
He's making a list,
he's checking it twice,
he's gonna find out,
who needs a poop knife.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
Pro-longed opiate use causes bowel impaction, large painful bowel movements, and pockets of fecal matter in your intestines. Of course you wont admit it, but your post history, proclivity for lying unabashedly, and spot on description of symptoms directly related to opiate abuse tell a different tale love.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Spot-on description of symptoms that can also be described as the symptoms of somebody who's in and out of the hospital a lot for an iron deficiency issue, you fucking idiot. Just because you are an opiate abuser doesn't mean everybody has to be. The attitude that you have and the fact that you are so intent on trying to make it out like I'm a user just points out to me that you are, otherwise you wouldn't I think that was the only reason to have bowel impaction. You have so much experience with issues with opioid use that you actually think that everyone has those issues because of opioid use. Good luck with your addiction issues.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
Angry projection
Damn found the opiate addict tho
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
If that's angry projection than you started with angry projection in the first place, sweetie. I might not be a junkie, but it's pretty easy to spot them even though they're dumb enough to think that they could hide it. When someone continually accuses people of being an opiate addict based on almost nothing, you can almost bet that they are an opiate addict themselves. The fact that you jumped to the first Resort of calling me an opiate addict simply because I've been impacted, something that can happen just from a prolonged hospital visit, it points out to me that you are an opiate user yourself. So call it Angry projection if you want, but if that's what it is then you were doing the same thing to begin with.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
So how many pills are you popping a day?
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
I get that you feel bad about your opiate use, but seriously dude I don't take pills. I won't judge you for what you do, but I just don't take them. I'm even allergic to Tylenol threes, for Christ's sake. I hope that you can find a way to deal with your problem without trying to project it onto other people one day, but I'm definitely not an opiate user. If I ever become one, I'll be sure to invite you over and share. But don't hold your breath.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-12-06
Sure thing
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
"I don't take pills"
"I take Iron Supplements"
What form are the iron supplements? I guess you must inject molten iron into your blood, because they can't be pills. Also, allergic to tylenol? Damn, do peanuts kill you as well? Are you possibly the most unluckiest person in the world, or just the perfect case study for r/Drama?
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Are you dumb enough to not understand that Tylenol threes aren't the same as regular fucking Tylenol? I take a powdered iron supplement as a shake, they come in more than one fucking form.
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
Nah, I was just hoping you'd take the bait and make more enraged replies. The Christmas season is truly blessed.
1 PerfectGoldenToast 2018-12-06
Yes, somebody who swears a lot must just always be enraged. Grow up, kiddo, people say fuck a lot. Seems to me that you were just too fucking dumb to understand that Tylenol and Tylenol threes aren't the same thing and I are trying to save face and failing. Have a good time with that though.
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
This shit is great. I mean, not as great as your massive turd dumps, clearly, those are monumental. Iconic even. I like how you push the T3 thing. You're winning hearts and minds. A hero to the people. In the future, much like Che Guevara, they will sell T-shirts of photos of your toilet drops as an symbol of oppression that pasty white kids can wear to show how deep they are.
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2018-12-06
No wonder you're fat as fuck. Take it as a pill like you do with your opiates retard.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-06
Welcome home <3
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
sweaty* 👌👌
1 dratamard2 2018-12-06
imagine being such a mong u keep going 2 the hospital instead of just takin ur vitamins 🤕🤕🤕
ur already obese y cant u just add that 2 ur diet 🤒
😂😂 no wonder Burgers healthcare system is so expensive
1 Smokemctoke420 2018-12-06
Exactly what I said on the other thread. My “big dumps.” Came from 2 things. 1, when I was on dope and could never shit but when i did it Was huge. 2, Now that I’m on methadone it Will be every other day usually and it’s line birthing a baby. Lol I would say she’s on an opiate if I wasn’t mistaken.
1 backltrack 2018-12-06
I guess we don't even need pinging when they come here. Thank you!
1 muck4doo 2018-12-06
Hate to burst your bubble, but "POOPS OF IRON!" doesn't sound as impressive as things like "Fists of Fury" or "Abs of Steel".
1 SuckFhatThit 2018-12-06
Hahaha this comment is fucking gold.
1 TossMeAwayToTheMount 2018-12-06
i keep up my american diet of nothing but trans fatty foods, nothing veggie, pure meat and carbs and always go at work. i do a big poopie once a month at my workplace, it takes 8 hours to successfully pass that boulder through in which i need a headband on my head. by the end, i pass out of exhaustion, the sweatband is covered with nothing but sweat, blood, and tears, the washroom is unrecognizable, the entire toiletbowl has disintegrated, non of the plumbing in the entire block works, and all the windows of the building are burst open at the still. there is no trace of glass to be found. the remains of what used to be the washroom are nothing but a thick miasma of unrecognizable fumes, so lethal that one whiff of the aroma will eviscerate the lungs of any non american that dares enter the "public" washroom, or what remained of it. i often hear my co-workers after talk about sounds of an inhuman beast being tortured alive emanating from the washroom. the sounds get more aggressive and louder with each passing minute of my 8 hour american passing, and less and less human. by the midday, there is no one left around to hear the remaining hair raising echoes that haunt the building. the screams are so loud, they resonate your bones, causing the very marrow of them to super heat from the friction that it produces, melting mere mortal men alive from the inside out. the building violently shakes before they leave, however, the creaking and moaning of the pipes warning of the worst yet to come. the very girders of the building moaning at the effort they have to put in to resist my super human american passing. anything thinner than a brick shakes so violently that they melt into specks of dust. the bolder comes at a slow speed, but it is an unstoppable object. no ceramic or plastic piping will stop it, it will morph everything in its way to its will. the cartoon interpretations of a large object sliding down piping are not a humourous depiction. it is a depiction of my rage. you mortal men are lucky that my superhuman efforts are only limited to once a month. by the time my boulder reaches the public piping, all hell breaks loose. the entire block floods as everything sharing the same network wants to turn cloak and flee for they know they have been bested. all bow down to my creations
anyways, this is natural i think and you should stop the big poop stigma
NO I AM NOT GOING TO A DOCTOR, THIS IS NATURAL
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1 Dramatictuna 2018-12-06
ITT
1 Jack-Hatter 2018-12-06
It's over, Chicks with Dicks and Dudes with Clits: The LolCow has nuked. Fun while it lasted!
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-12-06
o7
1 Staticjorge 2018-12-06
Why not use a poo knife to cut it up
1 ricoue 2018-12-06
https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-12-06
Massive ass shits are one of life's great pleasures. Change my mind
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-06
It's over for diarrhea-cels
1 Kramers_Cosmos 2018-12-06
Damn this person had a really bad day today :/
1 JustLions 2018-12-06
Is this like Oscar season for drama? Looks like someone's trying to snag a few "of the years."
1 unarmed_black_male 2018-12-06
Thread of the year right here.
1 wewladin 2018-12-06
this person deleted their account over being "big shit shamed" lel
fucking internet for proles was a mistake.
1 LeninadeOfficial 2018-12-06
She dropped the biggest pile of shit since capitalism.
1 justcool393 2018-12-06
this is one of the most toxic Subs I've ever had the displeasure of finding.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-06
They're mad because we arent SRD. Lol
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-06
I love it when lolcows accuse our sub of breaking site wide rules for being autistic
1 HauntedPrinter 2018-12-06
It’s so fucking normal that modern plumbing systems cannot handle it.