Petition to add a gay Muslim flair

1  2018-12-06 by queerjihad

Salaam kweens,

As we all know, Islam has a long and beautiful history of respecting LGBT rights. Everyone ranging from some of the Ottoman emperors to Sufi mystics loved fucking bussy and writing really gay fanfic poems. Radical movements like ISIS are obsessed with watching gay porn. Even the Prophet (PBUH) protected a mukhannathun (Muslim pre-op tussy).

As a gay Muslim, it is worrying to me that there is no flair that I can use to honour this beautiful religion's love for all sexualities. It's only fair considering all of the drama I've stirred up on both the gay and the Muslim subreddits on all of my alts, as well as all of the other drama the LGBT ummah has caused (e.g. these bottoms and imam Zahed). Having a gay Muslim flair would mean the world to me and all other LGBT Muslims in the world (all 5 of us).

I personally suggest this or this other one but I'm open to suggestions.

Love, /u/QueerJihad

5 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2018-12-06

You may like gobbling up the same shit content, that doesn't mean the rest of us need to like your shit sandwich.

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  1. these bottoms - Outline

  2. imam Zahed - Outline

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1  SnapshillBot 2018-12-06

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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  2. ISIS - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  3. these bottoms - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

  4. imam Zahed - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

  5. this - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

  6. this other one - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

  7. /u/QueerJihad - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*

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1  dratamard2 2018-12-06

inshallah u will have ur flair n not b victimized like me brother 🙏🙏🙏

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-06

I propose a green crescent sliding into a pooper as your flair.

1  Happy_Pumpkin 2018-12-06

Downvoted because not drama. Take your shitty memes somewhere else.