I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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"I dindu nuffin"

he a good potus

#FREEMYNIGGAASSANGE

RIPTOLILRICH

skrrrtttt skrrrrttttt

Every July 20th I pour one out for the OG victim, Vince Foster.

FREEMYNIGGAASSANGE

RIPTOLILRICH

I had to break it down for the normies.

My bad for the edit

HIS NAME WAS SETH ROGEN!! 😤😤😤

the clintons killed the wrong seth

green has been coasting for years

Naw, they should've killed seth macfarlane. That guy keeps on making bullshit and thinks it's funny. He should be put out of his delusion.

Just wondering, how is "Assange" pronounced?

Is it like, "Ass Ange"? Or "A Sange"? Or "A San Gay"? Or "A San Jay"?

👆🏼👆🏿👆🏾👆🏾👌🏻

Is his dementia addled brain incapable of processing the sentencing document or is he just coping super hard?

I think the fact that Cohen didn’t say “I’ve got extensive evidence of Individual-1’s criminal behavior for the last decade, including a few murders and a child prostitution ring” is a win for him.

I assumed he just misunderstood the subject and was accidentally admitting to having committed a totally different crime.

Not to mention the extensive number of times he got banned from Club Penguin for saying the F-word.

Also that time he killed michelle obama with an n word

You ask that as if he actually read the thing…

Reading is for cucks

He's using the Gish Gallop technique, where you just pretend you're right and the facts are wrong. Let's see if it pays off.

Am I reading this wrong or is this just saying paid off two escorts or whatever into silence before election?

😴

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1071162279247429632

Just to make it crystal clear, New York federal prosecutors concluded that the President of the United States committed a felony.

Edit: part of his thread explaining it

1/ In the sentencing memorandum filed by federal prosecutors tonight, they said the following: "In particular, and as Cohen himself has now admitted, with respect to both payments, he acted in coordination with and at the direction of Individual-1." (link: https://www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20181207-27-sentencing-memo-usa.pdf) justsecurity.org/wp-content/upl…

2/ There can be no question whatsoever that "Individual-1" in that paragraph referred to Trump. (At times, they note that Individual-1 was elected president.) So what does that statement mean?

3/ It means prosecutors concluded that Trump directed Cohen to commit the two campaign finance violations he pleaded guilty to. Those violations were felonies, and someone who directs a subordinate or agent to commit a crime is also guilty of that crime.

4/ That does not mean that Trump has been charged with a crime, or necessarily that he will. But it's a very big deal because federal prosecutors are required to provide full and accurate information to the judge about Cohen's criminal activity.

5/ Those statements mean that in addition to Cohen's statement under oath, the evidence that prosecutors have in their possession is also consistent with the conclusion that Trump directed him to commit crimes. If prosecutors had contrary evidence, they would say so.

6/ In addition, it is hard for me to believe that they would have made this statement if the only evidence they had was Cohen's say-so. If all they had was Cohen's assertion, they would have merely said that Cohen asserted that Trump directed him to commit those crimes.

7/ That statement by prosecutors indicates that they have some level of corroborating evidence that convinces them by "a preponderance of the evidence" that Trump directed Cohen to commit those crimes.

8/ That means all of the evidence indicates it is "more likely than not" to be true. In other words, prosecutors believe the evidence proves it by a "51%" standard. Their citation to two paragraphs of the PSR (Presentence Investigation Report) indicates U.S. Probation agreed.

 

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There can be no question whatsoever that "Individual-1" in that paragraph referred to Trump. (At times, they note that Individual-1 was elected president.) So what does that statement mean?

OBAMA WAS WORKNG WITH DEEP-STATE-COHEN THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!

This but unironically

• Q

Finally William Henry Harrison will account for his numerous crimes in the white house!!

Start with the head traitor, George Washington, and all the other bastards who seized power by creating the Constitution, shitting on the Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union and overthrowing the legitimate government

This but unironically

Who's being ironic

yup

As long as we legislate New Hampshire out of existence I’m in

I believe you mean East New Connecticut

😴😴😴😴😴😴

🕒tick🕞tock🕦

Yall americans need to stop blue balling the rest of us. Either toss your tard out of office, or admit there aint gonna be shit happening

this time its the end of drumpf believe me guiz

t. ed

r/conservative

r/ShitPoliticsSays

r/Shitstatistssay

Lolbertarian

GUYZ HE DINDU NUFFIN I SWEAR 😭😭😭

https://i.imgur.com/8HnT78H.jpg

Okay and you're a mod of /r/hotwives what's your point

a dead sub with a couple of posts and two meme mods, me and /u/HodortheDoorHolder, the latter being the guy who pinned his two posts.

Wow, that is SO embarrassing!

i-its for memes guiz

bro why are you trying to outmeme our local #1 Pakistani?

I would just like him to poo in the loo

daddy threads are the loo

So tsundere, if you want a mod invite just ask.

Sure but please do not speak anime at me, I'm allergic

I lack any inner life and need to “own” my political opponents to have a sense of meaning

Learn the ways of centrism and leave the cuckoldry of partisanship behind.

I'm not a GOP or trumper but I'm partisan against Ed

I'm not a trumper or anything BUTTTT.....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

when you were digging through my history did you find any DDF to quote?

It's ok, pede. You're not the first DDFer to be caught LARPing as a le centrist and certainly not the last.

everyone that disagrees with me is DDF

very cool take, keep it coming

😂😂😂 It's over for LARP-cels 😂😂😂

Now say mayocide and you're out of jokes

no u

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/complete-watergate-timeline-took-longer-realize

Jan. 8, 1973: The trial for the Watergate break-in begins

Aug. 8, 1974: Nixon resigns

These things take time

Two years and two months?

Better be a spicy January, my balls can only take so much 😡

January

August

2 months

How is Jan. 8, 1973 - Aug. 8, 1974 two years and two months?

Its in the link you twerp, June 1972 the crime is committed, August 1974 dude altf4s

Im counting the date he won the election as date of the break-in; November + 2months (and two years) =January

reading the content in the link

Tbh i unironically think PBS is a good source

But yeah, i got baited lmao

You think Trump shares Nixon's thieves honor?

Nah.

Then he ain't resign.

Good for dramacoin as always 😋

The walls are closing in!

NO COLLUSION MAGA

No collusion! No collusion! YOU'RE THE COLLUSION!

No collusion! No collusion! YOU'RE THE COLLUSION!

This guy speaks Trump.

Yeah none of that means that.

Merely doing Dementia-to-English translation.

Womp womp

I mean Trump filed a campaign finance disclosure form he indicated accuracy represented the contributions he received and didn't include Cohen's in kind donations on it. That is a felony.

Don't know why you guys have been questioning him...

Everything he has done is very legal and very cool. So cool that I expect all of the cool kids at school to start committing some mild treason themselves.

Daddy might be cleared but “individual one” might want to start working on getting rid of that gag reflex.

DAE want to sit down with the Donster and just try to have a coherent conversation?

*slide whistle&

Lol he's such a retard

lol the fuck is even going on with him anymore

He went full Nixon.

They've tried. You'd be able to smell the gin of he was though

Hadn't thought about it but gin and Roger Stone is absolutely right. Since he lives in South Florida is he a Gin Rummy?

magacels on r/the_donald in hard denial

The DOJ has declared war on the government, They are now a foreign entity and should be treated as such. Surrender or you will be forced to surrender.

lololol

The 4th rascal cavalry is charged and ready for 30 miles of pure fury

PREPARE THE SIEGE MEMES!

Daddy is safe! Daddy is free! Turns out that "Individual-1" guy did it all!

WHAT totally clears him? Is he just pretending there's some piece of evidence that everyone knows about and he doesn't need to mention, and hoping nobody asks what the "evidence" is?

Over at The-Cult, they claim their GEOTUS was ambiguous in this tweet to force people to read it themselves, because the MSM won't tell them...

No shit, this is what was posted and heavily upvoted... It's fucking hilarious and terrifying at the same time

Thank you for the explanation. However, seriousposting is considered bad manners in Dramanesian culture. Try to use the word "cuck" a few times in the future.

Shit, you're right. Radical Centrism is new to me. I chapo-cucked that bussy.... buncha cels over there.

Hows that?

It's a start.

You cuck.

This almost snappy worthy...maybe the boomerist thing I've read in a month

Stop responding to serious posting with serious posting you fucking cuck.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/a455zk/totally_clears_the_president_thank_you/ebbmdod/

Although it's speculation atm, we believe GEOTUS is talking about this:

BREAKING: In his just-filed memo recommending sentencing for Michael Cohen, Special Counsel Mueller finally acknowledges the president's personal lawyer never actually made contact with Putin or even Putin's press secretary in the defunct Moscow real estate project

Q PREDICATED THIS