You just need a hobby, on the plus side, it sounds like youve got nothing to lose, so how about giving serial killing a shot?

I like the way you think, I mean if you have nothing to lose 🤷🏿‍♀️🤔

Is it against the rules to tell someone to commit suicide but ok to advocate murder?

Mate, I'm not here to just play by the rules, I'm here push the fucking rules. Problem?

Edit: Wtf? I just got banned.

So, according to the comments here, telling someone to kys appears to be ok, advocating serial killing too, but saying "hey, look at me, I gonna push those rules" will get you banned.

Good mods.

I was just banned again for your post.

What a toppsy turvy word we live in.

Damn, sorry dude. 😟

At least they let you anwser on this post.

Yeah I feel the ban setting in now. Ive heard, you feel it at the back of the throat first, so I'm just gonna wait now.

Open the throat, relax the jaw, think of England, James. You'll be alright.

You could always actually go back and edit comments.

its over for modcels

It really do be like that

Hot take.

Love you bBy💋. Keep yourself safe for us❤.

~100$

Shit op thats quite a bargain

fuck you you lazy fuck, do it yourself

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/

Wow, what a bummer that place is.

Yeah that was probably a bad fucking move if someone's considering self harm looking at the posts. The sidebar has a good link collection but I probably should have just listed them.

Anybody actually looking for help needs to stay the fuck out of r/depression and r/suicidewatch. R/getting_over_it is a much better option.

Nice try, Bennett Foddy

Reddit (and social media frequented by teens) is shit for people with depression in general. It seems like mental illness and depression in particular is glorified by Millennial and Zoomers, as if having a medical condition that makes you struggle to take care of basic life functions somehow makes you more complex and interesting. My pet theory is that the acceptance and glorification of depression (and maybe anxiety) is causing higher rates of it in youths as they try to adopt depressive thought patterns in order to become 'deep'.

I don’t know about all that, but there’s definitely a lot of self-perpetuation of their own misery going on in these subreddits. Reddit can definitely be a very valuable resource if you look in the right places though.

What are the good places to look? Whenever I'm on /r/all or otherwise see a topic that remotely gives people the opportunity to talk about depression, hundreds to thousands of people wax poetic about it and essentially jerk each other off about ~their struggles~. iirc fucking /r/depression of all places doesn't even allow people to suggest that posters get treatment. The discussion around depression and mental illness at large on reddit and other forms of social media is repulsive. Imagine if there was a culture like that around a strictly physical medical condition.

Are you looking for places to get help, advice, or support?

Try some whiskey followed by weed.

Sad.

That is probably a wise choice fwiw.

Support thread-Be Nice

I am conflicted, It's a SRDine 😦😦.

Also a gamer and a weeb

Weebs are the lowest form of existence other than gamers. I would know, I'm both, and I'm pretty low on the ladder.

Be a furry and a pedo and collect the set

do a flip attention whore

If everything is truly unbearable and you feel like you’re getting to what you consider to be “the end” I got some advise, not sure if it’s the best but it’s always been my backup plan:

Just sell everything and move to someplace fun. Even if you just get 5 grand that’ll give you a solid year sitting on a beach in Belieze. See how you’re feeling about life after spending a year getting a tan drinking out of coconuts. You might find a new perspective on life, and if you don’t, wtf do you even have to lose anyway so who cares. Good luck

So get a loan or save every penny until you can have enough to go somewhere cheap like op said, then use that time to figure shit out.

Same

same here :)

Just take a shower, bro.

Nice.

Try LSD

It helps.

It’s the single most effective psychoactive drug I’ve ever tried, and I’ve tried a lot of them.

mescaline?

no for real you ever try mesc? I had an 8 hour orgasm on that shit

try PCP

Shrooms are safer

clean your room and wash your balls. -bordan p jeterson

dod or dod not, there is no try.

-Jordan 🅱️. Memer-san

WASH YO ASS

SQUA SQUA SHIT

Hey, that's my line

Girl, bye

Why the hell would you post this here?

So long as you aren't one of those anime weebs who masturbates to Chinese lolita games and got unironically upset when Steam banned them... so long as you aren't one of those you have something to live for.

That's because you are a worthwhile human being.

Stay with us.

It's over for all of us-cels

have you been getting much sun recently? That helps a lot. Like seriously, it's crazy how important sunshine is for mental health.

I wouldn't recommend suicide, though. I'm not going to tell you that I care. I don't. No one online does, and empty platitudes about "I love you, friend! Here's a hotline!" are pretty much worthless. You know that, I know that, everyone knows that. People who post those types of things are idiots.

But I'm sure you do have someone in your life who does actually care about you, and killing yourself would burden them immensely. So even if you don't want to live anymore, you should carry on for as long as you can so as to avoid putting a ton of emotional and mental stress on your loved ones, and saddling them with tens of thousands of dollars of debt for funeral and end of life costs.

If you have literally nothing and no one at all, and zilch to live for... eh, honestly, go for it. I think it's morally wrong to make someone be around longer than they want to be if they can give a good reason to want to die.

Worth noting though: poison and pills are both immensely painful, slow, and ineffective. Hanging also sucks. You are not a professional hangman, you will not snap your neck and die instantly. You will slowly and painfully asphyxiate over the course of an hour or so. It is not pleasant.

Gunshot and falling are the most fast, effective and painless.

Though again, suicide is pretty selfish. You're screwing over your friends and family in a massive, life-changing way over what is ultimately a temporary mood. I'm not saying that depression isn't a long term thing, but the suicidal parts of it are usually fairly short-lived, a week or so at most usually, and once you're off of that bit, you'll be back to regular hating yourself, not "I want to stab a fork repeatedly into my eyeball while doing my level best to break my skull open against a concrete wall" levels of hating yourself.

You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

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Those were good words tyvm

For real dude, talk with your doctor. They can probably find something to help you out.

Shit man. If you need to chat with someone, send me a message.

It's called "asking for a second opinion", but honestly man you're (or someone is) paying them to help you. If you are not receiving the help you feel like you need, that argues for finding someone who can help you.

Find a new one

Are you seeing a therapist in addition to a psychiatrist? Medical intervention + therapy tends to have the best outcome.

Also, your doctor sounds like shit. Find a better one if you can, particularly one that specializes in treating whatever your condition is (schizophrenia?)

clozapine

My nigga that some hard hitting shit.

Have you been on other antipsychotics before? If not, what kind of braindead snotmonster of a Dr jumps straight to Clozapine?

I lost like 6 months because of that shit.

At least try a nigga on seroquel or abilify or some shit before jumping into motherfucking clozapine smdh

Doubt they'd be as when you're coming down off meth though, benzos are a lifesaver when you just wanna sleep.

are you coming off meth right now because that was some word salad my dude

ASPD

aiight that is some legit shit

still seems like there should be other options tho since clozapine is fucking you up so bad

Here's a hotline!" are pretty much worthless. You know that, I know that, everyone knows that. People who post those types of things are idiots.

Yeah I felt like a real asshole after I looked at the suicide watch subreddit I linked in this thread earlier before I had to head out. Just reading the post titles is numbing/dissociating.

I've actually used some of the sidebar material before but jeez just dropping the number to some hotline doesn't seem like it has a good chance of being helpful.

I hate my life too but you don't see me attentionposting

Post bussy

Just find a good escort to bang couple of times and you'll feel better.

You got a pretry shirtty username, pal.

Creativity exists, buddy.