This fool thinks he can take on the great Momruepari. Let's see how that works out for him

1  2018-12-10 by Momruepari

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Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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Where did you find this lolcow?

He sure loves to Reee

the best lolcows always do

I have noticed Indians and Pakicels love to reee too, but I haven’t mastered the craft of baiting them.

there definitely is an art to it

I expect you to master that art

We ought to make an encyclopedia of all the border disputes in the world and the proper way to trigger each side.

Historical disputes as well. Some Hatfield and McCoy style hatred is probably floating around out there unironically.

Did you unironically call yourself 'the great'?

Honestly your responses have all been laughable at best.

Texas is the best. That's just facts

The worst presidents in the US have been from Texas, the most consistently unethical companies are in Texas. Your schools are more about football than education.

You're first in percentage of uninsured children, fourth in percentage of children living in poverty, first in percentage of population uninsured, first in percentage of non-elderly uninsured, 49th in percent of low Income population covered by Medicaid, 48th in percent of population with employer-based healthcare, 49th in per capita spending on Medicaid, and fourth in percent living below the poverty level. Oh, and Texas is almost always first in executions. Lovely state.

it's better than the shithole u live in buddy 😎

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Also since Texas is at the bottom of so, so many lists it's demonstrably not true. The only people that think it's great are the small town losers that live there their entire lives and never leave and see the rest of the world.

we have clint eastwood and chuck norris. I don't think u have anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chuck Norris was born in Oklahoma and did most of his acting in Hollywood. Clint Eastwood was born in San Francisco.

but they are texas

btw Im super smart and have a 160 IQ

betchu cant beat that libtard 😎

Ted Cruz is a far more accurate representation of Texans than either of those 2.

Ted Cruz is also super smart.

me and Ted are 300x smarter than u 😎😎😎😎😎😎

So Texans are winners? πŸ€”

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πŸ˜• Hold up there pardner 🀠 before you make me get real 😐 heckin' πŸ˜‘ angry. 😠

This but unironically 😑😑😑

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a british cowboy?

Google search 'inbred Texan'. Quite a selection.

Wow, am I now being stalked by some scary scary redditor?

sort of. Consider yourself part of the family

Oh? Let me guess, you all stalk people who've said stuff until they delete their accounts because you pop in on every thread they participate here on out?

no. we don't want you to delete your account. we want you to post bussy

Probably shouldn't have alerted me to the fact that I've been included in some sort of 'family'.

you were destined to come here

Oh? I'm kind of trying to figure out what this sub is now. On the surface it looks like it's been taken over by the_dunce, but it also looks like people who actively are just trying to piss people off. One of those I'd actually probably be pretty good with.

half of what's posted here is buried under 15 layers of irony

I'm getting that. Well hope I provided you with some laughs.

Honestly reading the comments of the Kevin Hart post... this may be the last sane place on reddit.

Godspeed

The closer the kin, the sweeter the sin.

and/or try to doxx those people? That's interesting.

well getting doxxed usually leads people to deleting their accounts, so not really.

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Obviously this libtard got owned by facts and cannot accept it.

Ted Cruz graduated Cum Laude from Oxfords, for fucks sake.

You know what's amusing? I'm literally cucking a Trump supporter right now while her husband is paying her through college. She said he's become a different person since Trump was elected, and she can't believe what a hate filled bigot he's become.

Judging by your post history and use of the word cuck, I'd say that's a huge fear of yours.

Yes a huge fear, when I was in prison I would fuck guys like you up the ass. Nobody wants a effeminate soyboy like yourself. But those female traits attack guys to boys like you! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Didn’t you rape some dude?

allegedly?

The best way to do it I guess

It's over for lonestar-cels

As usual momruepari looks stoopid, rip stupid conservativelibtard-cels...

I mean, you're definitely not wrong.

Fighting is better than sex man. Physically dominating someone who attacks you, literally holding their life in your hands, there's no greater rush.

You should get into more fights, but you're a Texan coward, so it's not likely. Every Texan I met is all talk, and if they do have the balls to do something, they lack the ability.

Also why are you randomly guessing my age? First, you're way off. Second, hating Texans is tied to age somehow? Like we all realize that you're not complete scumbags later in life?

I'm supposed to be ashamed of my own shitposts? Dude, get a clue, that was in r/Texas, because there literally is no more fun of people to provoke then Texans.

I was merely pretending 😎

You. You're more fun to provoke.

Oh please you weeaboo wannabes are horrible trolls. It's just sad and low effort at this stage.

weeaboo wannabe

No one has ever wanted to be a weeaboo.

That's why it's such a great insult. See you're really bad at this.

Cool well you keep responding so...

If I can offer some advice these low effort comments aren't actually effective for much more than getting people temporarily pissed. You've gotta come at them with something of substance so they feel the need to reply.

calls others low effort

trolls conservative subs

pulls the β€˜lol jokes on u i was only pretending’ card when called retarded

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This is by far the most pathetic sub I've ever seen after reading through it for a day.

step aside KERmit. I may have found a replacement for Watermark03 here.

I already told you old man , step the frick off retard...

Friendship ended (it never even began) with KERmit.

Now educateyourselves is my best friend

Oh christ what have I done to deserve this?