LMAO

that basically said gay guys are much more likely to have stds than others but it also said if you protect yourself like a good boy you should be fine

1 22333444455555666666 2018-12-10

you can also protect yourself by not slutting your bussy around 😤

1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-10

Sorry boy, you can’t just keep it for yourself

1 cragfar 2018-12-10

"now that it's harder to get HIV, it's time to have unprotected sex with everyone" -homo logic

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-12-10

I mean, would you not?

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-12-10

Literally nobody in this thread said not to wear a condom lmao.

1 butwhydoesreddit 2018-12-10

No one said unprotected but if you wanna jack off to the fantasy of gay guys getting aids I can't stop you

1 cragfar 2018-12-10

oh okay so we're going to pretend that the group with the highest prevalence of STDs when HIV wasn't preventable with a pill will start wearing them now

1 Mat_The_49th 2018-12-10

You sound legit fucktarded

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-10

Quick question, what demographic is there most likely to have STDs to the point many countries refuse to even accept blood donations?

1 number_11310 2018-12-10

WHITE MALES

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-10

Wrong

1 number_11310 2018-12-10

GOD DAMNIT

1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-10

Imagine you’re desperate for blood to save your kid’s life and they bring out a bag of this guy’s.

1 pepperouchau 2018-12-10

Don't worry, he probably thinks donating blood costs him some of his male vitality or something

1 UsedTree 2018-12-10

Imagine reproducing when there are 7.7 billion people on Earth

We need mass aids, even straight aids not less aids! Also soylent green.

1 2Potemkin2Village 2018-12-10

Why do you care?

Only closeted guys are this week's obsessed.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-10

I care as much you do. We are both commenting in the thread.

1 2Potemkin2Village 2018-12-10

You're like arguing with multiple people about gay guys dick health dude lol

This kinda seems like a pet issue for you.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-10

Sounds like projecting things about my account is a pet issue for you.

1 BlairResignationJam_ 2018-12-10

The ones who get laid AKA not you

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-10

Getting jealous of AIDS?

1 hi_0 2018-12-10

I don't know why that guy wants to donate his AIDS riddled blood so badly

1 cimarafa 2018-12-10

it’s time to self deport.

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-12-10

You have to go back.

1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-10

Imagine wanting to live a long, boring life as a “straight” incel rather than a short, exciting life as an alpha faggot.

1 Honk4Tits 2018-12-10

MFW a gaycation turns into a staycation

1 dramamaximus 2018-12-10

Why be gay when away when you can be gay everyday?

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-10

or just join the Navy: It's not gay if you're underway

1 pepperouchau 2018-12-10

The /r/drama all-inclusive resort

1 butwhydoesreddit 2018-12-10

This dumbass is ruining gaycations for all us straight guys by spilling the beans to his girlfriend. Soon my girlfriend is gonna get curious why my burps smell like cum after a week with the boys

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-12-10

The first rule of gaycation is...

1 jewpikachu 2018-12-10

Rule 1: No spilling man juice anywhere. Clean it all up, no matter what.

1 shitpersonality 2018-12-10

You have to prep the room like dexter. Then you get the poppers.

1 Ononox 2018-12-10

you gotta Prep that bussy too so you have no worries later!

1 shitpersonality 2018-12-10

Bussyblastinbidets

1 ztoundas 2018-12-10

"Nah, it's just Skittles: taste the rainbow"

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

"love playing tricks on my friends"

1 Ganbazuroi 2018-12-10

Man I'm laughing so hard

1 Forgetmyglasses 2018-12-10

That surely has to be a troll.

1 k0lo0 2018-12-10

at this rate any top post on relationship_advice is a troll. I don't get why they upvote the extremely obvious ones.

1 Forgetmyglasses 2018-12-10

Yeah I agree. I always assumed /r/relationships was the the properly moderated one and relationship advise was the less modded more bullshit one.

1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-12-10

> /r/relationships

>properly moderated

Oh dear

1 killinrin 2018-12-10

The mods there at least have one thing in common - lack of a sense of humor. They take other’s larping waaay too seriously

1 CherryKirsche 2018-12-10

Because the only real people on there are boring cry babies. Same reason why talk shows these days are all staged too

1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10

Holy shit, fam! Stop projecting this much.

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2018-12-10

I'm pretty sure the most active voters in that subreddit treat it like a drama board and upvote the most ridiculous ones to encourage more comments.

1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-12-10

the extremely obvious ones are always some freshman soc student's idea of "subversive", they're probably all being botted up on some tranny/sadbrains discord

1 shitpersonality 2018-12-10

Every male is at least 50% gay.

1 k0lo0 2018-12-10

No way, I'm only like 8% gay

1 shitpersonality 2018-12-10

In public, sure.

1 Eskain 2018-12-10

Well, that explains a fucking lot

1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-12-10

how soon we forgot the guy who did this semi professionally

1 Matthew94 2018-12-10

Sure is funny though.

1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-10

It's over for femcels

1 cimarafa 2018-12-10

there’s literally nothing wrong with this tho

1 itsCaffeine 2018-12-10

This but unironically as a bi dude

1 pepperouchau 2018-12-10

The problem is that he wants to come back

1 pelhamsim 2018-12-10

I take all my gaycations on /r/drama

1 k0lo0 2018-12-10

God I hope the handsome blonde twinks I know is into that sort of thing. I'm not gay but for him I might be.

1 3rd_Account_Behave 2018-12-10

Austin?

1 queerjihad 2018-12-10

Big Al

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

Just thinking this is gay.

Fag.

1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-10

Nothing gay about fucking a twink, it's basically the same as fucking a trap

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

That's gayer than what he said.

1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-10

>he doesn't gangbang the gym twink with his bros after a workout but in a totally heterosexual way

Gayyy

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

Gaygay gay

1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-10

Rood

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

The spirit of Al-Farouq Aminu lives through me

1 Momruepari 2018-12-10

gaygay gay

1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-10

Guy has a stroke and becomes gay. Wow

1 k0lo0 2018-12-10

gym twinks are the best. somewhat muscular bit not too muscular. Cut, handsome face. Hairless defined body. Usually low enough bodyfat to have abs and Adonis belt showing. I'm 92% straight but that's pretty hot.

1 Tank_Engineer 2018-12-10

I love my John Wayne Gacy boyfriend

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-12-10

On one hand this is almost certainly bait, on the other hand this is fucking hillarious.

1 mcslibbin 2018-12-10

I'm usually pissed when I see obvious bait in "drama" even if "the responses are real LUL" but this was genuinely hilarious.

There's a bonus accidental gay orgy story near the top of the comments, too.

1 Dramaste 2018-12-10

The password is "control z"

1 Plexipus 2018-12-10

I know I'm late but I agree.

I just got back from my gaycation in 🎉🍆💦Caaaaaboooo🎉🍆💦

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-12-10

Most (straight) guys would call that a ‘guys trip’ or a ‘boys weekend,

No, most straight guys would call that being bisexual.

1 telandrias 2018-12-10

Banging women is mostly straight. But they do this gay shit like shoppong, makeup, bad tv, and spend their money on crap.

So traps are really double gay. Since they do all the faggy shit women do and have a dick.

1 confusedblues 2018-12-10

The math checks out.

1 k0lo0 2018-12-10

I don't get why most guys are so opposed to being called bi, it's weird. Like I'd say I'm mostly straight but I still wouldn't rule out all guys on principle and even have a minor crush on one so I wouldn't call myself 100% straight, and there s nothing wrong with that.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-12-10

THE LORD shall judge ye and cast into the lake of fire you shalt be.

1 Momruepari 2018-12-10

homosexuality is sin

1 Rosaarch 2018-12-10

Brokeback mountain

1 loli_esports 2018-12-10

There is nothing wrong with being non-monogamous or being a little open. It even lowers your chances of getting STIs

???

1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2018-12-10

it's kinda like vaccines really

you get weaker STIs first and your organism learns how to fight them

than, if you get raped (which according to my research, happens to 96% of college aged cis woman and 99,9% of college aged transfolk, yearly) you'll be less likely to get STI from your rapist

1 UsedTree 2018-12-10

I got autism from reading these two posts so it must be true.

1 NelsonMannn 2018-12-10

What the actual fuck.

1 ardasyenden 2018-12-10

Fuckin retard let the dick out of the bag, now normies know about gaycation

And seriously, how is it gay? It’s gaycation, it doesn’t count!

1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-10

gaycation

not a bad idea actually

1 sowydso 2018-12-10

Literally brockback mountain

1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-12-10

So drama mod got gf.

1 BoringNormalGuy 2018-12-10

I don't think he actually want's to "Be Gay", like engage in Gay sex or anything. I think he wants to just flirt and be free without the constrictions of Masculine life. These guys just want to be a big tease for a week and get to feel attractive without their girls ruining it for them.

1 Earl_of_Grab 2018-12-10

So he wants to act like a queer without any of the payoff? That's some fag-ass shit right there.

1 UsedTree 2018-12-10

It's obviously fake but fuck anyone and fuck you for even considering this to be a thing to unironically do as an honest to god straight person. It's worse than straight girls at a gay bar because at least gays will know they don't want to fuck. Go be a cock tease somewhere else.

1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-12-10

If a guy goes to Spain for a week and then comes back, that doesn’t make him a European.

1 wewladin 2018-12-10

Yeah and a faggy smug one too

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-10

Fui a Espana para un mes, y ahora todo que puedo hacer es tirar mi basura en las calles, ser tarde y hablar gutter latin.

1 droopybuns 2018-12-10

This is what happens when you are raised by 4chan.

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-12-10

Last weekend I accidentally paid $20 to attend a gay orgy. Met a few guys at a strip club from out of town and they said they heard about this all night club that was all-you-can-drink. I'll admit I was pretty drunk so I figured, "Why not?". I didn't really know what to expect at an all night club and I get in and grab some drinks. Some guy starts chatting me up and I thought, "Oh this is great I'm making friends!" He asks me if I wanted to go to the VIP upstairs and I said, "Absolutely!" We get upstairs and this is no exaggeration, I see at minimum 50 guys blowing each other and engaging in anal sex. Turns out I'm at a gay bath house that fronts as an EDM party. I stop in my tracks and immediately go back downstairs. I take a look at the dance floor and it's a bunch of shirtless men grinding on each other. There were some women there but they were few and far between. Well I then have to urinate so I go to the restroom. Guess what is going on in there? Yep, more gay sex. So I'm in a pickle. This is like 4:00 AM at this point. What do I do? I text my girlfriend who was out of town and tell her this unbelievable story about where I was. I was torn whether or not to leave because in my mind, "Yes this is a gay orgy...but it's an all-you-can-drink gay orgy and right now I have no where better to be." Luckily for me while I was in line for more drinks I befriended a heterosexual couple that was also misinformed about where they were going. We buddied up and hung out for a few hours and just kind of took in the absolute hilarity of what was going on around us. We even ventured to the dance floor just to observe this once in a lifetime experience up close.

1 LongPostBot 2018-12-10

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

I am a bot. Contact for questions

1 o11c 2018-12-10

Now post this with the genders swapped.

1 Momruepari 2018-12-10

fake and gay

1 myusername_sucks 2018-12-10

Is this our resident shitposter that does this every so often? Seems like something they'd post.