I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Tenor
Comfort ye, comfort ye my people, saith your God.
Speak ye comfortably to Jerusalem, and cry unto her, that her warfare is accomplished, that her iniquity is pardoned.
The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness; prepare ye the way of the Lord; make straight in the desert a highway for our God.
(Isaiah 40: 1-3)
3. Air
Tenor
Ev'ry valley shall be exalted, and ev'ry moutain and hill made low; the crooked straight and the rough places plain.
(Isaiah 40: 4)
4. Chorus
And the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.
(Isaiah 40: 5)
5. Accompagnato
Bass
Thus saith the Lord, the Lord of hosts: Yet once a little while and I will shake the heavens and the earth, the sea and the dry land.
And I will shake all nations; and the desire of all nations shall come.
(Haggai 2: 6-7)
The Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to His temple, even the messenger of the Covenant, whom you delight in; behold, He shall come, saith the Lord of hosts.
(Malachi 3: 1)
6. Air
Alto or soprano
But who may abide the day of His coming, and who shall stand when He appeareth? For He is like a refiner's fire.
(Malachi 3: 2)
7. Chorus
And He shall purify the sons of Levi, that they may offer unto the Lord an offering in righteousness.
(Malachi 3: 3)
8. Recitative
Alto
Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call His name Emmanuel, God with us.
(Isaiah 7: 14; Matthew 1: 23)
9. Air and Chorus
Alto
O thou that tellest good tidings to Zion, get thee up into the high mountain. O thou that tellest good tidings to Jerusalem, lift up thy voice with strength; lift it up, be not afraid; say unto the cities of Judah, behold your g od!
(Isaiah 40: 9)
Arise, shine, for thy light is come, and the glory of the Lord is risen upon thee.
(Isaiah 60: 1)
Chorus
O thou that tellest. . . etc.
10. Accompagnato
Bass
For behold, darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people; but the Lord shall arise upon thee, and His glory shall be seen upon thee.
And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and kings to the brightness of thy rising.
(Isaiah 60: 2-3)
11. Air
Bass
The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light;
and they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.
(Isaiah 9: 2)
12. Chorus
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon His shoulder; and His name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, the mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.
(Isaiah 9: 6)
13. Pifa ("Pastoral Symphony")
14a. Recitative
Soprano
There were shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night.
(Luke 2: 8)
14b. Accompagnato
Soprano
And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.
(Luke 2: 9)
15. Recitative
Soprano
And the angel said unto them: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord."
(Luke 2: 10-11)
16. Accompagnato
Soprano
And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying:
(Luke 2: 13)
17. Chorus
"Glory to God in the highest, and peace on earth, good will towards men."
(Luke 2: 14)
18. Air
Soprano
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem!
Behold, thy King cometh unto thee; He is the righteous Saviour, and He shall speak peace unto the heathen.
Rejoice greatly. . . da capo
(Zecharaiah 9: 9-10)
19. Recitative
Alto
Then shall the eyes of the blind be opened, and the ears of the deaf unstopped.
Then shall the lame man leap as an hart, and the tongue of the dumb shall sing.
(Isaiah 35: 5-6)
20. Air (or Duet)
(Alto &) soprano
He shall feed His flock like a shepherd; and He shall gather the lambs with His arm, and carry them in His bosom, and gently lead those that are with young.
(Isaiah 40: 11)
Come unto Him, all ye that labour, come unto Him that are heavy laden, and He will give you rest.
Take his yoke upon you, and learn of Him, for He is meek and lowly of heart, and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
(Matthew 11: 28-29)
21. Chorus
His yoke is easy, and His burden is light.
(Matthew 11: 30)
With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
28 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-10
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 Mat_The_49th 2018-12-10
Christcucks btfo
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Patty knows no religious boundaries
1 oddomata 2018-12-10
Fun fact: in the 4th century Pope Jellius chose December 25 for Christmas because he wanted a Christcuck alternative to Platturnalia.
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-10
PART ONE
Sinfonia (Overture)
Accompagnato
Tenor Comfort ye, comfort ye my people, saith your God. Speak ye comfortably to Jerusalem, and cry unto her, that her warfare is accomplished, that her iniquity is pardoned. The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness; prepare ye the way of the Lord; make straight in the desert a highway for our God.
(Isaiah 40: 1-3)
3. Air
Tenor Ev'ry valley shall be exalted, and ev'ry moutain and hill made low; the crooked straight and the rough places plain.
(Isaiah 40: 4)
4. Chorus
And the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.
(Isaiah 40: 5)
5. Accompagnato
Bass Thus saith the Lord, the Lord of hosts: Yet once a little while and I will shake the heavens and the earth, the sea and the dry land. And I will shake all nations; and the desire of all nations shall come.
(Haggai 2: 6-7)
The Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to His temple, even the messenger of the Covenant, whom you delight in; behold, He shall come, saith the Lord of hosts.
(Malachi 3: 1)
6. Air
Alto or soprano But who may abide the day of His coming, and who shall stand when He appeareth? For He is like a refiner's fire.
(Malachi 3: 2)
7. Chorus
And He shall purify the sons of Levi, that they may offer unto the Lord an offering in righteousness.
(Malachi 3: 3)
8. Recitative
Alto Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call His name Emmanuel, God with us.
(Isaiah 7: 14; Matthew 1: 23)
9. Air and Chorus
Alto O thou that tellest good tidings to Zion, get thee up into the high mountain. O thou that tellest good tidings to Jerusalem, lift up thy voice with strength; lift it up, be not afraid; say unto the cities of Judah, behold your g od!
(Isaiah 40: 9)
Arise, shine, for thy light is come, and the glory of the Lord is risen upon thee.
(Isaiah 60: 1)
Chorus O thou that tellest. . . etc. 10. Accompagnato
Bass For behold, darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people; but the Lord shall arise upon thee, and His glory shall be seen upon thee. And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and kings to the brightness of thy rising.
(Isaiah 60: 2-3)
11. Air
Bass The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light; and they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.
(Isaiah 9: 2)
12. Chorus
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon His shoulder; and His name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, the mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.
(Isaiah 9: 6)
13. Pifa ("Pastoral Symphony")
14a. Recitative
Soprano There were shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night.
(Luke 2: 8)
14b. Accompagnato
Soprano And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.
(Luke 2: 9)
15. Recitative
Soprano And the angel said unto them: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord."
(Luke 2: 10-11)
16. Accompagnato
Soprano And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying:
(Luke 2: 13)
17. Chorus
"Glory to God in the highest, and peace on earth, good will towards men."
(Luke 2: 14)
18. Air
Soprano Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem! Behold, thy King cometh unto thee; He is the righteous Saviour, and He shall speak peace unto the heathen. Rejoice greatly. . . da capo
(Zecharaiah 9: 9-10)
19. Recitative
Alto Then shall the eyes of the blind be opened, and the ears of the deaf unstopped. Then shall the lame man leap as an hart, and the tongue of the dumb shall sing.
(Isaiah 35: 5-6)
20. Air (or Duet)
(Alto &) soprano He shall feed His flock like a shepherd; and He shall gather the lambs with His arm, and carry them in His bosom, and gently lead those that are with young.
(Isaiah 40: 11)
Come unto Him, all ye that labour, come unto Him that are heavy laden, and He will give you rest. Take his yoke upon you, and learn of Him, for He is meek and lowly of heart, and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
(Matthew 11: 28-29)
21. Chorus
His yoke is easy, and His burden is light.
(Matthew 11: 30)
TL;DR: atheists owned epic style
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-10
Good job bobby, here's a star
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1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
So, what are your getting for your close ones this year?
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-10
not much cuz Iβm literally a poorcel
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Then give them your love! (Platonic or not)
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-10
πππ
Unironically good shit
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-10
Ode to Pizzashill
With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic
Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-10
Lazy eyes are hawt donβt @ me
1 dramamaximus 2018-12-10
More reasons to abandon all hope for a better life.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Like last year? I'd vary my gifts a bit more
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-12-10
i'm gonna pet some wolves too low and accidentally get on all fours
1 k0lo0 2018-12-10
myself and they better be grateful
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
They'll be, don't worry
1 MorelloCherries 2018-12-10
All my love, mixture of prezzies and hopefully not food poisoning with my cooking!
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Aww, sweet!
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-10
platypus traps
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Lewd
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-10
good dickin'
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
That's the Holiday's spirit!
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-10
Disappointment, just like every year
1 double-happiness 2018-12-10
https://i.imgur.com/oUw1lYj.jpg
1 DistortedLines 2018-12-10
I bought my family two Echo dots! What about you OP?
Also merry Christmas π β€π§‘π
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-10
Ahh, that's nice! I'm getting new coats for my parents and a couple of personal tat for my close friends
1 dramasexual 2018-12-10
having loved ones
get a load of this fucking normie smdh