The best scenario for drama is that Trump trade war crashes the economy, leading Trump to employ millions to build the wall a la New Deal, which ends up revitalizing the economy and making Trump the hero of the far left and right.
Then when the wall is finished, it crashes again. Mexico has an industrial boom from all the jobs going there, starts to prosper like US in 1950s; now Americans can't sneak into Mexico because of the wall.
It's all the stop the totally not Jews for running the government I guess. Truly a mastermind beyond our comprehension. Totally not just an ugly caricature of what the Republican party's been for the last few decades.
Except when southern and western states suddenly don't have an endless supply of cheap seasonal labour to farm and tend crops, either Trump allows in workers (won't happen), drops tariffs (won't happen), or has to explain food shortages (lol).
Lol, so he tanks the economy, his magacels forget he tanked it then he restores the economy to half as good as it was then he's seen as a hero for "making progress". At this point I could actually believe that.
The truth is that HRC was more hawkish on border security that GWB ever was and that he was constantly dragged into a position that his administration didn't like by his own party who basically considered him a traitor to the GOP on immigration.
It's one of the few things that he did right, almost. Unfortunately he needed his party's support so badly and he was such an outlier on the issue that he was forced to give in for pretty much all eight years.
Best part is it'll require massive amounts of eminent domain that should scare the fuck out of the libertarian morons. "What do you mean you can just seize land? I don't care about national security... or I did but... not this way... no its about brown people not me... not my land... this is my land... ugh... I still like the wall though... but... if the wall is taken through eminent... my... no... [malfunction... malfunction]"
Well when Bush did it they didn't seize any land. They argued with landowners, and then boxed them in by fencing on both sides of the border around their property at night.
I can only imagine what a Trump administration would try do if that happened.
For the hard core trumpers the wall is HUGE. Thats the thing they really really wanted, so when they see its not getting done that is one of the few things that will turn his base ever so slightly against him
It's really amazing how much they love it. I've watched some of his rallies for a few minutes and almost single time they go the same way without fail.
It's mostly silence beyond a few cheers at his catch phrases "crooked Hillary" "fake news" "lyin ted" etc. But the moment he says the word "wall" the crowd goes ballistic.
Also, Hillary not being behind bars. Remember when he praised her at his inauguration and said she’d done some wonderful things for this nation or whatever?
Still funny imagining Ben laying in a bunk bead in a Chinese boarding house, surrounded by hundreds of other beds, toking on a 3 foot long opium pipe and doodling trump owning the libs.
Who's that woman next to the noose? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WITHOUT A LABEL BEN?
For real though the Obamas legacy label might be the most unnecessary one he's done yet. Did he think that without the label he was saying isn't a human but a literal pile of shit?
It's because its a gotcha from a few years ago. The democrat peace-prize winner expands the warmaking compared to his republican war criminal precursor.
That's all it is and you shouldn't see anything beyond it than "lol fox".
Drones, gitmo are the only big ones I can think of. As a person he was flawless: funny, smart, cultured, good role model to literally everyone. To /u/Wheretheflowersgrow obimmer and daddy can both be wrong in an area drone strikes and continued involvement in the ME is one of them
Ha, this the type of goofy shit I'd expect to see on the politics sub. Fast and Furious scandal, using the IRS to target his political opposition, spying on and targeting whistleblowers and journalists, "line in the sand" comment and his terrible foreign policy, the biggest political scandal of modern times where his administration used Russian disinformation (the Steele dossier, that was paid for by the Clinton campaign) to spy on their political opposition, and on and on and on.
You realize you can still hate Trump, but at the same time admit that Obama was a terrible president, right?
Fox News narratives are insidious.
Yes, everyone should get their news from the politics sub and CNN...
the biggest political scandal of modern times where his administration used Russian disinformation (the Steele dossier, that was paid for by the Clinton campaign) to spy on their political opposition, and on and on and on.
You not been paying much attention to the news lately have you pal?
Obviously you haven't if you aren't aware of the Obama administration's spying scandal (that is backed up by facts, not conspiracy theories like Trump colluding with Russia).
Maybe try getting information from places other than the politics sub and CNN?
It is a fact that the Hillary campaign colluded with Russia to buy Russian disinformation, that was then used by the Obama administration to spy on their political opposition. Can you point to any facts that prove Trump colluded with Russia? Lol, thought so.
Ignore facts and run with your crazy conspiracy theories if you want. Sooner or later you guys will have to face the facts. In the meantime, keep looking stupid. It'll just make the left look even worse than they already do.
Haha, like I said. Thought so. You guys try deflecting real hard when facts get brought up. At least you didn't try to resort to calling me a Nazi or something tho I guess.
But yeah, weirdo leftist conspiracy theorists like yourself are funny as hell. Weird and psycho, but definitely funny (especially when you destroy their preferred propaganda with facts).
especially when you destroy their preferred propaganda with facts
Mate. Daddy is going to jail. His son is going to jail. His son in law is going to jail. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but they're not here to save America. They're criminals.
Yeah, I know. Crazy conspiracy theorists from the alt left like yourself have been saying that for a while. Any day now... Lol, whatever helps you spoiled people cope with not getting your way in the election I guess.
You should probably stick to worrying about your own country btw. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about, and your country is fucked and has plenty of problems of it's own.
Yeah, Britain is getting arse fucked by the same international movement you guys are.
Yeah, they really fucked your shit up. I wouldn't call leftism an "international movement" tho. More like a mental disorder. Luckily the world is starting to wake up tho.
I saw T_D were trying to make Benghazi a thing again.
Not Benghazi as much as the corrupt Clinton Foundation, the Uranium One scandal, and her use of an illegal private server to hide her criminal activity from FOIA requests. Last time Peter Strzok (who now has been exposed as a corrupt anti American scumbag) led the "investigation" (or as Loretta Lynch prefers it to be called, the "matter") and I'd have to imagine that even you would be able to recognize why people might want accountability and an actual investigation.
Plus, unlike the phony Mueller investigation full of partisan hacks, which started because of Russian disinformation that was paid for by the Hillary campaign, there is an American former FBI contractor/whistleblower with actual evidence of her corruption. Know who else was involved in Uranium One? Robert Mueller, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence....
Do you think Daddy just screams and moans about Mueller for no reason?
Yeah, why can't he just accept that the FBI took his political opposition's Russian propaganda that they paid for, and used it to spy on his campaign, and open an investigation?!? /s
Individual 1 doesn’t have much longer, I’m afraid.
Seriously I've been asking right wingers for years "Okay what has Obama actually done that's so bad." they either go silent, change the subject, or call me a cuckold and accuse me of being triggered
Tbh white supremacists are just mad that jews created an apartheid religous ethnostate that genocides brown people and is partly funded by the US. Thats like the whitest you can get.
But Don Lemon doesn’t talk that way, retard, so Ben is giving him this imagined trait based only on his race, which is the dictionary definition of racism.
"Before you send me hate mail, bear in mind that Michelle Obama being a ‘tranny’ is a common Internet meme. My book cover variation is meant to prompt a chuckle and that’s all. Yeah, yeah…I know. The sensitive snowflakes are humorless nags due to an overdose of political correctness and they can no longer laugh at themselves or their heroes. Regardless, Obama is thought by many to be our first gay president in addition to being our first black president. (He treated black citizens badly, though). He’s called Michelle ‘Michael’ several times. Buy her book if you must, but you may want to avoid her lunch menu."
It's because female sexual dimorphism for Africans is slightly more masculine than for Caucasians so racists like to make fun of black women for looking a little more 'manly' than an equivalent white woman. It's racism, basically.
And whites have no room to talk to be honest because compared to Asian women, white women look like apes too. Compare the sexual dimorphism of the brow ridge / orbital rims between white people and Asians. White women have a much heavier brow ridge than Asian women.
Africa is a pretty big continent with a lot of genetic variation. Yes, they are all BLACK as in the skin color, but black is really all Africans have in common in terms of general appearance. Go look up the Maasai people. Apart from skin color, their genetic profile defies all stereotypes of what Africans are supposed to look like.
Okay but Michelle had kids where is this trans thing coming from? Out of all the baseless claims, this is by far the most out there. Is it because she isn't some fat fatty fatass they can relate too?
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1 WarSanchez 2018-12-10
BOOMER GIFTS LMAO
1 Mat_The_49th 2018-12-10
Beware of boomers bearing gifts
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-10
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1 rambi2222 2018-12-10
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1 Power_Incarnate 2018-12-10
The Trump one is an unintended good one. Its out of stock cause it doesnt exist.
1 RollBread 2018-12-10
Bush Jr. tried to make a chain linked fence across the border, and not only was it a disaster, but it cost multiple times the estimated costs.
Trump's wall will likely be even more expensive than anticipated.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-12-10
The best scenario for drama is that Trump trade war crashes the economy, leading Trump to employ millions to build the wall a la New Deal, which ends up revitalizing the economy and making Trump the hero of the far left and right.
1 TruthPains 2018-12-10
Then when the wall is finished, it crashes again. Mexico has an industrial boom from all the jobs going there, starts to prosper like US in 1950s; now Americans can't sneak into Mexico because of the wall.
1 rambi2222 2018-12-10
And Mexico is going to make the US pay for it
1 Pipboy0003 2018-12-10
That's silly
1 TruthPains 2018-12-10
I think you are in the wrong sub; you are taking things seriously -- GTFO or go sperg out like a lolcow so I can get some fun from ya.
1 RollBread 2018-12-10
He is the one of the first in modern history to start trade wars with no incentive for a full scale war.
I suspect it is because he doesn't comptehend the nature of what he's doing.
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-10
Neither do his supporters, and that's why it's good for him politically.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Nuking the economy is the main objective of the 4D chess.
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-10
It's all the stop the totally not Jews for running the government I guess. Truly a mastermind beyond our comprehension. Totally not just an ugly caricature of what the Republican party's been for the last few decades.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Kikes are obsolete. The irish are the real deal now.
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-10
The (((Kennedys))) won't go away.
1 rsrfy 2018-12-10
r/Hibernians
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1 CTSawxfan 2018-12-10
This comment is the closest I’ve ever come to giving someone reddit gold lol
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-10
Except when southern and western states suddenly don't have an endless supply of cheap seasonal labour to farm and tend crops, either Trump allows in workers (won't happen), drops tariffs (won't happen), or has to explain food shortages (lol).
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Oi, cunt. That is a bad cunt or good cunt?
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-10
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Nigga what?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-10
Wow, radical centrism?
1 russellgreer 2018-12-10
I don't know why I like this post so much. Sir I salute you!
1 quityourbullshit777 2018-12-10
Lol, so he tanks the economy, his magacels forget he tanked it then he restores the economy to half as good as it was then he's seen as a hero for "making progress". At this point I could actually believe that.
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-12-10
He wants it to be able to grift a few kick backs
1 error404brain 2018-12-10
The best thing about this is that hillary voted for it. I am sure there is an hot take to get from this but I am too tired to know which.
1 ImproperlyRepudiated 2018-12-10
The truth is that HRC was more hawkish on border security that GWB ever was and that he was constantly dragged into a position that his administration didn't like by his own party who basically considered him a traitor to the GOP on immigration.
It's one of the few things that he did right, almost. Unfortunately he needed his party's support so badly and he was such an outlier on the issue that he was forced to give in for pretty much all eight years.
1 GH_DA_ANKLEBREAKER 2018-12-10
A center-right Democrat isn't all that different from a center-right Republican.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-10
We don't use the European politic scale here, commie
1 error404brain 2018-12-10
That's barely a lukewarm take.
1 monsantobreath 2018-12-10
Best part is it'll require massive amounts of eminent domain that should scare the fuck out of the libertarian morons. "What do you mean you can just seize land? I don't care about national security... or I did but... not this way... no its about brown people not me... not my land... this is my land... ugh... I still like the wall though... but... if the wall is taken through eminent... my... no... [malfunction... malfunction]"
Head explodes
1 icarebot 2018-12-10
I care
1 RollBread 2018-12-10
Well when Bush did it they didn't seize any land. They argued with landowners, and then boxed them in by fencing on both sides of the border around their property at night.
I can only imagine what a Trump administration would try do if that happened.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-12-10
yeah I can't tell if that was on purpose
i can't imagine him saying something against Trump
1 Bluest_waters 2018-12-10
oh yeah!
For the hard core trumpers the wall is HUGE. Thats the thing they really really wanted, so when they see its not getting done that is one of the few things that will turn his base ever so slightly against him
1 Damuel 2018-12-10
It's really amazing how much they love it. I've watched some of his rallies for a few minutes and almost single time they go the same way without fail.
It's mostly silence beyond a few cheers at his catch phrases "crooked Hillary" "fake news" "lyin ted" etc. But the moment he says the word "wall" the crowd goes ballistic.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-12-10
Also, Hillary not being behind bars. Remember when he praised her at his inauguration and said she’d done some wonderful things for this nation or whatever?
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-12-10
Hes trying to say that its so popular its sold out I guess
1 pyrowolf8 2018-12-10
yeah the fentanyl is making it hard to decipher
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-10
I fucking love the fentanyl jokes about Ben. What's the orgin?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
White people love opiates, thats it, clever aye?
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-10
Still funny imagining Ben laying in a bunk bead in a Chinese boarding house, surrounded by hundreds of other beds, toking on a 3 foot long opium pipe and doodling trump owning the libs.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-10
Even Tucker Carlson is turning against him for that one.
1 headasplodes 2018-12-10
Who's that woman next to the noose? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WITHOUT A LABEL BEN?
For real though the Obamas legacy label might be the most unnecessary one he's done yet. Did he think that without the label he was saying isn't a human but a literal pile of shit?
1 clubby789 2018-12-10
Wouldn’t be beyond him
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-10
dude obummer lmao
1 theresaholeinmyshirt 2018-12-10
I don’t know who that woman is. It can’t be Killary because there isn’t a shoe in sight.
1 SoldierofNod 2018-12-10
It's ironic how many boomer types spout OBAMA SUX but don't really have any reasons why. Fox News narratives are insidious.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
I keep seeing drones being brought up even though I read that Trump has expanded the drone campaign.
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-10
It's because its a gotcha from a few years ago. The democrat peace-prize winner expands the warmaking compared to his republican war criminal precursor.
That's all it is and you shouldn't see anything beyond it than "lol fox".
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-10
Drones, gitmo are the only big ones I can think of. As a person he was flawless: funny, smart, cultured, good role model to literally everyone. To /u/Wheretheflowersgrow obimmer and daddy can both be wrong in an area drone strikes and continued involvement in the ME is one of them
1 PlatavsPlomo 2018-12-10
My pop’s almost a boomer and he’s got a laundry list.
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Ha, this the type of goofy shit I'd expect to see on the politics sub. Fast and Furious scandal, using the IRS to target his political opposition, spying on and targeting whistleblowers and journalists, "line in the sand" comment and his terrible foreign policy, the biggest political scandal of modern times where his administration used Russian disinformation (the Steele dossier, that was paid for by the Clinton campaign) to spy on their political opposition, and on and on and on.
You realize you can still hate Trump, but at the same time admit that Obama was a terrible president, right?
Yes, everyone should get their news from the politics sub and CNN...
1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2018-12-10
You not been paying much attention to the news lately have you pal?
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Obviously you haven't if you aren't aware of the Obama administration's spying scandal (that is backed up by facts, not conspiracy theories like Trump colluding with Russia).
Maybe try getting information from places other than the politics sub and CNN?
1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2018-12-10
Maybe try getting some information form places other than FOX and Trump's twitter feed lol
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Hehehe, hilarious...
It is a fact that the Hillary campaign colluded with Russia to buy Russian disinformation, that was then used by the Obama administration to spy on their political opposition. Can you point to any facts that prove Trump colluded with Russia? Lol, thought so.
Ignore facts and run with your crazy conspiracy theories if you want. Sooner or later you guys will have to face the facts. In the meantime, keep looking stupid. It'll just make the left look even worse than they already do.
1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2018-12-10
I actually can’t believe how funny this shit is.
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Haha, like I said. Thought so. You guys try deflecting real hard when facts get brought up. At least you didn't try to resort to calling me a Nazi or something tho I guess.
But yeah, weirdo leftist conspiracy theorists like yourself are funny as hell. Weird and psycho, but definitely funny (especially when you destroy their preferred propaganda with facts).
1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2018-12-10
Mate. Daddy is going to jail. His son is going to jail. His son in law is going to jail. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but they're not here to save America. They're criminals.
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Yeah, I know. Crazy conspiracy theorists from the alt left like yourself have been saying that for a while. Any day now... Lol, whatever helps you spoiled people cope with not getting your way in the election I guess.
You should probably stick to worrying about your own country btw. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about, and your country is fucked and has plenty of problems of it's own.
1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2018-12-10
Yeah, Britain is getting arse fucked by the same international movement you guys are.
I saw T_D were trying to make Benghazi a thing again. Why can’t you losers move on from one woman? Surely you’ve got better things to do?
Do you think Daddy just screams and moans about Mueller for no reason? Individual 1 doesn’t have much longer, I’m afraid.
1 THExLASTxDON 2018-12-10
Yeah, they really fucked your shit up. I wouldn't call leftism an "international movement" tho. More like a mental disorder. Luckily the world is starting to wake up tho.
Not Benghazi as much as the corrupt Clinton Foundation, the Uranium One scandal, and her use of an illegal private server to hide her criminal activity from FOIA requests. Last time Peter Strzok (who now has been exposed as a corrupt anti American scumbag) led the "investigation" (or as Loretta Lynch prefers it to be called, the "matter") and I'd have to imagine that even you would be able to recognize why people might want accountability and an actual investigation.
Plus, unlike the phony Mueller investigation full of partisan hacks, which started because of Russian disinformation that was paid for by the Hillary campaign, there is an American former FBI contractor/whistleblower with actual evidence of her corruption. Know who else was involved in Uranium One? Robert Mueller, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence....
Yeah, why can't he just accept that the FBI took his political opposition's Russian propaganda that they paid for, and used it to spy on his campaign, and open an investigation?!? /s
Ok Louise Mensch.
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1 EternallyMiffed 2018-12-10
Well, he's a black liberal, son of an elite liberal snowflake and some random Kenyan alcoholic who muh dicked her, what more do you need?
1 HawlSera 2018-12-10
Seriously I've been asking right wingers for years "Okay what has Obama actually done that's so bad." they either go silent, change the subject, or call me a cuckold and accuse me of being triggered
1 ztoundas 2018-12-10
I'd bet a pizza he has a crusty AOC body pillow he beds every night
1 Edudogel 2018-12-10
But that would mean he got rid of the Clinton pillow if he uses AOC
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
Sometimes he has a mom and dad fuck daughter roleplay night.
1 Gtyyler 2018-12-10
David Dees is the better artist. Ben Garrison is the bigger autist.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-10
You could make money advertising these on Fox News and right-wing radio.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-10
The transformation into the 4chan version of him gets closer and closer lol
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-12-10
The noose really makes it.
1 snallygaster 2018-12-10
Never 4get the time he drew a Qanon noose in one of his fever-dreams
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-10
Lol when was that
1 snallygaster 2018-12-10
A few months ago. I think he made at least one other, but he seems to have abandoned the movement.
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1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-10
Lol I've seen that comic but never noticed that before. This boy is really off his rocker
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
Im pretty sure that was a fake
1 snallygaster 2018-12-10
It was 100% legit.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
What's the latest with those retards? I got bored after the got banned from here.
1 Lehk 2018-12-10
Ben Garrison turned into Zyklon Ben over a year ago
1 Administrative_Camel 2018-12-10
Honestly, this comic is even worse than the 4chan edits.
Another example of someone absolutely ruined by the Internet. 4chan has turned this poor guy into another Chris-chan.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-10
I honestly don't even feel bad for him
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
Well, they are both furries.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Sad!
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-12-10
I blame the jews mostly.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-10
Isn’t it unironically kind of racist to have a black guy who doesn’t even speak in Ebonics say “raycis” in your cartoon?
1 Detective_Fallacy 2018-12-10
Are you implying Ben Garrison might be racist? And are you trying to combat global warming with that take?
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-10
Sure, but has he ever been so blatantly hypocritical about it?
1 telandrias 2018-12-10
Days after a bunch of white men were murdered at a synagouge.
1 drunkai 2018-12-10
Don Lemon called out white men.... therefore he speaks in ebonics???
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-10
I love how the racial identity of Jews is always contingent on the discussion being had.
1 telandrias 2018-12-10
well white supremecists say they aren't white so i have to assume gamers are wrongnin every case.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-10
UPDATE: Jews are considered white today.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-10
This needs to be in the sidebar and updated daily.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-10
Jews exist in a superposition as both white and non-white. All the privilege, none of the guilt.
1 telandrias 2018-12-10
White as fuck: check
Rich:check
Tbh white supremacists are just mad that jews created an apartheid religous ethnostate that genocides brown people and is partly funded by the US. Thats like the whitest you can get.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-10
Man he's just like Milo. He doesn't actually have any core beliefs. He's just a grifter who worked out that you rip old white people off super easily.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
Milo has a core belief: Fucking kids is a-okay.
1 KikiFlowers 2018-12-10
Is he also more than $2m in debt?
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-12-10
Whoa, is someone calling Ben “A one man Klan” Garrison racist?
1 Curlgradphi 2018-12-10
Next you're gonna tell me the noose is inciting violence.
1 Mr_Gaslight 2018-12-10
It’s a surveyor’s rope.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-12-10
It represents the seventeenth letter of the English alphabet
1 wewladin 2018-12-10
Oh please we all know when don hangs around his gang later off the show be reverts back to ebonics
1 vjaY619 2018-12-10
Okay y'all!
1 Chapocel 2018-12-10
Oakie Doke
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
that' s abig yikes for me, yall
1 dramasexual 2018-12-10
Ben Garrison? racist?
Say it ain't so!
1 throwaway03022017 2018-12-10
I mean, they don't call him Zyklon Ben for nothing.
Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-10
Waiting for Ben to drop a "dindu nuffin" next week.
1 infinitude 2018-12-10
Nope.
1 Coconuthead93 2018-12-10
That's not Ebonics that just a crude way to write it.
Just like writing white people as wypipo.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-10
Sure thing. And “gibs me dat” and “dindu nuffin” are based on Cockney rhyming slang.
1 Coconuthead93 2018-12-10
I'm sure you think pointing out how they pronounce ask as Axe is raysus as well.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-10
But Don Lemon doesn’t talk that way, retard, so Ben is giving him this imagined trait based only on his race, which is the dictionary definition of racism.
1 mcslibbin 2018-12-10
you pointing out obvious racism is the textbook definition of racism libcuck
1 Marcus_McTavish 2018-12-10
Ew boomers go away
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-10
Woah woah back up. Ben Garrison is racist? You might be onto something truly mysterious chief.
Yea its completely fucked up racist lmao.
1 Lehk 2018-12-10
zyklon ben is racist?>
1 lyridsreign 2018-12-10
Are you trying to insinuate that Ben "mow 'em down in the welfare line" Garrison is racist?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
Boooooo. That doesn't even rhyme.
1 DuckSosu 2018-12-10
It's Ben "emptying my nine in the welfare line" Garrison. Kids these days, smh.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-12-10
It’s load my nine in the welfare line you dunce
1 BUILDWALL 2018-12-10
Ben "Emptying my 9 into the welfare line" Garrison
1 3spartan300 2018-12-10
wtf where's the shoe?
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-10
LBJs greatest mistake was not extending the draft to all Boomers.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-10
That wouldnt have been enough, he needed to go nuclear after deploying them all.
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-10
It's over for detente-cels
1 Strangelump 2018-12-10
Not true
https://youtu.be/Qev6xwEBy5Q
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
This just proves it. Steve Harvey might be dead.
1 TheChtaptiskFithp 2018-12-10
would have made things worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2VwFDV4-g
1 Mariokartfever 2018-12-10
I laffed and farded
1 mukumukum12 2018-12-10
It was pretty ebin. Dramacels wont get this reference.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-10
It actually took me a moment to get it. That particular conspiracy theory is further down the rabbit hole than I usually go.
1 yamabikos 2018-12-10
lol out loud
1 TheChtaptiskFithp 2018-12-10
free and GNUpilled
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-10
Ok but for real who tf cares if Michelle is a guy? Kinda sexist to assume men are worse at running things.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-12-10
How the fok does does Eric's gun work?
1 neufreund 2018-12-10
It goes chak-chak and then pewpewpewpew
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-10
Like the rest of his work it looks like a gun you would see in a dream.
1 TheEhSteve 2018-12-10
There's not even a pretense of creativity or cleverness anymore out of this guy. AOC nutcracker with a walnut that is labeled "capitalism". Wew gottem
1 pyrowolf8 2018-12-10
Mercer has been giving him some pretty tight deadlines.
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-10
Otherwise the boomers won't get it.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-10
1 kjmiller7 2018-12-10
He definitely wants to fuck Swalwell
1 noxpallida 2018-12-10
Needs more labels
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-10
that's a great name
1 philoponeria 2018-12-10
I love Daddy hiding behind the wall.
1 Ghdust2 2018-12-10
Why is this man so obsessed with “Obama’s Legacy”.
I’m pretty sure no one on the left has even mentioned the “legacy” of Obama except when referring to politicians that are similar to him.
1 itsCaffeine 2018-12-10
“Obummer REEEEEEEEEEE” –Ben
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-12-10
Wow, he used a format where naming everything actually is the good thing to do, and he didn't even write who that Blondie on the left is.
What the fuck
1 hyledog 2018-12-10
The walnut labeled capitalism is self-parody level retarded
1 wwaalleess 2018-12-10
One thing I really appreciate about Garrison is his subtlety.
1 clubby789 2018-12-10
Really pushes the boundaries of inference sometimes
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-10
I don't understand why Obama legacy is a chocolate ice cream soft serve paper weight? But OK Ben
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-12-10
💩
1 AmericanSamoa6666 2018-12-10
His target demographic is white boomers, he has to dumb things down.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
http://i.imgur.com/6sHfmcS.png
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-12-10
Is this real
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
It's genuine.
1 thegroundedsirloin 2018-12-10
In other words, Americans be retarded.
1 Plexipus 2018-12-10
The whole thing needs a giant arrow pointing to it labeled "Ben Garrison comic." I was so confused I had to get an adult to come and help me
1 MG87 2018-12-10
What are the odds that people who think Michelle Obama is trans, have sucked a cock?
1 Leading_Bag 2018-12-10
It has always been hopeful thinking. Even Alex "It was a popup" Jones likes trannies.
1 Lehk 2018-12-10
shit i missed it, AJ got caught fapping to traps?
1 Leading_Bag 2018-12-10
Oh boy, you're in for a treat.
Alex Jones: It was a popup, totally guise
1 Administrative_Camel 2018-12-10
Between this and Don Lemon saying "raycis" it's pretty apparent that 4chan wasn't wrong about him being a raging racist.
1 apocolyptictodd 2018-12-10
Each one of his comics is like an instant fever dream, good lord lol.
1 DistortedLines 2018-12-10
This is fantastic, you can't even tell if its a parody or not.
1 vodrin 2018-12-10
This guy gets paid
1 ObamaBiden2016 2018-12-10
WHY IS HE SO AFRAID TO SAY CHRISTMAS
1 TheHaunchie 2018-12-10
So. Despite that noose supposedly for Hilary. Wouldn't it ne more appropriate for Trumpy boy to be there, or am I not getting the cartoon?
1 Futhermucker 2018-12-10
remember when this guy claimed to be libertarian?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-10
We doubted him when his last few cartoons lacked labels. Looks like he was waiting to shoot his load in one go
1 rcharliesam 2018-12-10
Who nuked Canada?
1 queerjihad 2018-12-10
🤔🤔🤔
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-12-10
What a fucking cocksucker.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-12-10
so hes basically a seriousposter who bitches about seriousposters
1 GH_DA_ANKLEBREAKER 2018-12-10
God forbid tax-payer funded meals for children are nutritious. America is fat and I like it!
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1 seshfan2 2018-12-10
Republicans are obsessed with the idea that she's trans. Probably the same reason they're obsessed with cucks.
1 queerjihad 2018-12-10
Projection is one hell of a drug
1 GH_DA_ANKLEBREAKER 2018-12-10
See Paul Manafort and Roger Stone. Both LITERAL CUCKOLDS.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-10
Those actual cuckold people do seem racist though
1 Administrative_Camel 2018-12-10
It's because female sexual dimorphism for Africans is slightly more masculine than for Caucasians so racists like to make fun of black women for looking a little more 'manly' than an equivalent white woman. It's racism, basically.
And whites have no room to talk to be honest because compared to Asian women, white women look like apes too. Compare the sexual dimorphism of the brow ridge / orbital rims between white people and Asians. White women have a much heavier brow ridge than Asian women.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Nigga what?
1 GH_DA_ANKLEBREAKER 2018-12-10
Africa is a pretty big continent with a lot of genetic variation. Yes, they are all BLACK as in the skin color, but black is really all Africans have in common in terms of general appearance. Go look up the Maasai people. Apart from skin color, their genetic profile defies all stereotypes of what Africans are supposed to look like.
1 Sniffposter30 2018-12-10
Damm, I hope one day to reach this level of boomerposting
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-10
She bout to pop that capitalism but lmao
1 SerjoHlaaluDramBero 2018-12-10
I want a Ben Garrison refrigerator magnet set for Christmas.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-12-10
How fat and disgusting do you have to be.
1 Meowing_Cows 2018-12-10
smh Ben, missed an ez opportunity to use "jackass in a box".
Also, Swalwell being that jacked is just a caricature of what Ben wishes he could become, nuke-missile-gun-thing included.
1 SugarBear4Real 2018-12-10
Please tell me this is a joke
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-12-10
Eric Swolewell
1 xu85 2018-12-10
Our guy Bennie boy got suspended for this picture on Goybook.
1 xBlaze121 2018-12-10
This is funny in all the wrong ways
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-10
Classic Ben!!
1 Charizard30 2018-12-10
This is way too heavy-handed even by his standards.
1 thegroundedsirloin 2018-12-10
That guy is totally not triggered. Nope, totally level headed and not a snowflake. Not triggered even a little.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-10
If Trump is looking at you from behind the wall doesn't that imply Garrison is drawing this in Mexico?
1 BonoboZilla 2018-12-10
This looks like a schizo boomer larper's fever dream
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-10
Okay but Michelle had kids where is this trans thing coming from? Out of all the baseless claims, this is by far the most out there. Is it because she isn't some fat fatty fatass they can relate too?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-10
How is this guy making money? Like are people paying him for these cartoons?
1 BussySundae 2018-12-10
Can there be a garrison flair?
1 gayernie 2018-12-10
They switched Michelle and Cortez's face
1 collectijism 2018-12-10
Lotta butt hurts in here?
1 Stopwatch064 2018-12-10
The wreath is actually pretty creative
1 ninja20 2018-12-10
Puts down the syringe?
1 20171245 2018-12-10
I'm surprised Mr Zyklon didn't put $14.88 beside a drawing of Feinstein
1 ThaWZA 2018-12-10
The best part is that this picture makes Eric Swalwell look like a badass.
1 2odastream 2018-12-10
He's unhinged.
1 HawlSera 2018-12-10
Imagine being as constantly triggered as Ben Garrison