Ben Garrison puts down the syringe long enough to make his holiday gift guide

1  2018-12-10 by rsrfy

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BOOMER GIFTS LMAO

Beware of boomers bearing gifts

“I heard you love Apple products so much sonny, that I went and got ya an upgrade. Say hello to your new Apple II machine!”

[Fuck sake I wanted a PiP we've been over this](en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin)

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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The Trump one is an unintended good one. Its out of stock cause it doesnt exist.

Bush Jr. tried to make a chain linked fence across the border, and not only was it a disaster, but it cost multiple times the estimated costs.

Trump's wall will likely be even more expensive than anticipated.

The best scenario for drama is that Trump trade war crashes the economy, leading Trump to employ millions to build the wall a la New Deal, which ends up revitalizing the economy and making Trump the hero of the far left and right.

Then when the wall is finished, it crashes again. Mexico has an industrial boom from all the jobs going there, starts to prosper like US in 1950s; now Americans can't sneak into Mexico because of the wall.

And Mexico is going to make the US pay for it

That's silly

I think you are in the wrong sub; you are taking things seriously -- GTFO or go sperg out like a lolcow so I can get some fun from ya.

He is the one of the first in modern history to start trade wars with no incentive for a full scale war.

I suspect it is because he doesn't comptehend the nature of what he's doing.

Neither do his supporters, and that's why it's good for him politically.

Nuking the economy is the main objective of the 4D chess.

It's all the stop the totally not Jews for running the government I guess. Truly a mastermind beyond our comprehension. Totally not just an ugly caricature of what the Republican party's been for the last few decades.

Kikes are obsolete. The irish are the real deal now.

The (((Kennedys))) won't go away.

r/Hibernians

(RIP u/dratamard2)

This comment is the closest I’ve ever come to giving someone reddit gold lol

Except when southern and western states suddenly don't have an endless supply of cheap seasonal labour to farm and tend crops, either Trump allows in workers (won't happen), drops tariffs (won't happen), or has to explain food shortages (lol).

Oi, cunt. That is a bad cunt or good cunt?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Nigga what?

Wow, radical centrism?

I don't know why I like this post so much. Sir I salute you!

Lol, so he tanks the economy, his magacels forget he tanked it then he restores the economy to half as good as it was then he's seen as a hero for "making progress". At this point I could actually believe that.

He wants it to be able to grift a few kick backs

Bush Jr. tried to make a chain linked fence across the border, and not only was it a disaster, but it cost multiple times the estimated costs.

The best thing about this is that hillary voted for it. I am sure there is an hot take to get from this but I am too tired to know which.

The truth is that HRC was more hawkish on border security that GWB ever was and that he was constantly dragged into a position that his administration didn't like by his own party who basically considered him a traitor to the GOP on immigration.

It's one of the few things that he did right, almost. Unfortunately he needed his party's support so badly and he was such an outlier on the issue that he was forced to give in for pretty much all eight years.

I am sure there is an hot take to get from this

A center-right Democrat isn't all that different from a center-right Republican.

We don't use the European politic scale here, commie

A center-right Democrat isn't all that different from a center-right Republican.

That's barely a lukewarm take.

Best part is it'll require massive amounts of eminent domain that should scare the fuck out of the libertarian morons. "What do you mean you can just seize land? I don't care about national security... or I did but... not this way... no its about brown people not me... not my land... this is my land... ugh... I still like the wall though... but... if the wall is taken through eminent... my... no... [malfunction... malfunction]"

Head explodes

I care

Well when Bush did it they didn't seize any land. They argued with landowners, and then boxed them in by fencing on both sides of the border around their property at night.

I can only imagine what a Trump administration would try do if that happened.

yeah I can't tell if that was on purpose

i can't imagine him saying something against Trump

oh yeah!

For the hard core trumpers the wall is HUGE. Thats the thing they really really wanted, so when they see its not getting done that is one of the few things that will turn his base ever so slightly against him

It's really amazing how much they love it. I've watched some of his rallies for a few minutes and almost single time they go the same way without fail.

It's mostly silence beyond a few cheers at his catch phrases "crooked Hillary" "fake news" "lyin ted" etc. But the moment he says the word "wall" the crowd goes ballistic.

Also, Hillary not being behind bars. Remember when he praised her at his inauguration and said she’d done some wonderful things for this nation or whatever?

Hes trying to say that its so popular its sold out I guess

yeah the fentanyl is making it hard to decipher

I fucking love the fentanyl jokes about Ben. What's the orgin?

White people love opiates, thats it, clever aye?

Still funny imagining Ben laying in a bunk bead in a Chinese boarding house, surrounded by hundreds of other beds, toking on a 3 foot long opium pipe and doodling trump owning the libs.

Even Tucker Carlson is turning against him for that one.

Who's that woman next to the noose? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WITHOUT A LABEL BEN?

For real though the Obamas legacy label might be the most unnecessary one he's done yet. Did he think that without the label he was saying isn't a human but a literal pile of shit?

Wouldn’t be beyond him

dude obummer lmao

I don’t know who that woman is. It can’t be Killary because there isn’t a shoe in sight.

It's ironic how many boomer types spout OBAMA SUX but don't really have any reasons why. Fox News narratives are insidious.

I keep seeing drones being brought up even though I read that Trump has expanded the drone campaign.

It's because its a gotcha from a few years ago. The democrat peace-prize winner expands the warmaking compared to his republican war criminal precursor.

That's all it is and you shouldn't see anything beyond it than "lol fox".

Drones, gitmo are the only big ones I can think of. As a person he was flawless: funny, smart, cultured, good role model to literally everyone. To /u/Wheretheflowersgrow obimmer and daddy can both be wrong in an area drone strikes and continued involvement in the ME is one of them

My pop’s almost a boomer and he’s got a laundry list.

but don't really have any reasons why.

Ha, this the type of goofy shit I'd expect to see on the politics sub. Fast and Furious scandal, using the IRS to target his political opposition, spying on and targeting whistleblowers and journalists, "line in the sand" comment and his terrible foreign policy, the biggest political scandal of modern times where his administration used Russian disinformation (the Steele dossier, that was paid for by the Clinton campaign) to spy on their political opposition, and on and on and on.

You realize you can still hate Trump, but at the same time admit that Obama was a terrible president, right?

Fox News narratives are insidious.

Yes, everyone should get their news from the politics sub and CNN...

the biggest political scandal of modern times where his administration used Russian disinformation (the Steele dossier, that was paid for by the Clinton campaign) to spy on their political opposition, and on and on and on.

You not been paying much attention to the news lately have you pal?

Obviously you haven't if you aren't aware of the Obama administration's spying scandal (that is backed up by facts, not conspiracy theories like Trump colluding with Russia).

Maybe try getting information from places other than the politics sub and CNN?

Maybe try getting information from places other than the politics sub and CNN?

Maybe try getting some information form places other than FOX and Trump's twitter feed lol

Hehehe, hilarious...

It is a fact that the Hillary campaign colluded with Russia to buy Russian disinformation, that was then used by the Obama administration to spy on their political opposition. Can you point to any facts that prove Trump colluded with Russia? Lol, thought so.

Ignore facts and run with your crazy conspiracy theories if you want. Sooner or later you guys will have to face the facts. In the meantime, keep looking stupid. It'll just make the left look even worse than they already do.

I actually can’t believe how funny this shit is.

Haha, like I said. Thought so. You guys try deflecting real hard when facts get brought up. At least you didn't try to resort to calling me a Nazi or something tho I guess.

But yeah, weirdo leftist conspiracy theorists like yourself are funny as hell. Weird and psycho, but definitely funny (especially when you destroy their preferred propaganda with facts).

especially when you destroy their preferred propaganda with facts

Mate. Daddy is going to jail. His son is going to jail. His son in law is going to jail. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but they're not here to save America. They're criminals.

Yeah, I know. Crazy conspiracy theorists from the alt left like yourself have been saying that for a while. Any day now... Lol, whatever helps you spoiled people cope with not getting your way in the election I guess.

You should probably stick to worrying about your own country btw. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about, and your country is fucked and has plenty of problems of it's own.

Yeah, Britain is getting arse fucked by the same international movement you guys are.

I saw T_D were trying to make Benghazi a thing again. Why can’t you losers move on from one woman? Surely you’ve got better things to do?

Do you think Daddy just screams and moans about Mueller for no reason? Individual 1 doesn’t have much longer, I’m afraid.

Yeah, Britain is getting arse fucked by the same international movement you guys are.

Yeah, they really fucked your shit up. I wouldn't call leftism an "international movement" tho. More like a mental disorder. Luckily the world is starting to wake up tho.

I saw T_D were trying to make Benghazi a thing again.

Not Benghazi as much as the corrupt Clinton Foundation, the Uranium One scandal, and her use of an illegal private server to hide her criminal activity from FOIA requests. Last time Peter Strzok (who now has been exposed as a corrupt anti American scumbag) led the "investigation" (or as Loretta Lynch prefers it to be called, the "matter") and I'd have to imagine that even you would be able to recognize why people might want accountability and an actual investigation.

Plus, unlike the phony Mueller investigation full of partisan hacks, which started because of Russian disinformation that was paid for by the Hillary campaign, there is an American former FBI contractor/whistleblower with actual evidence of her corruption. Know who else was involved in Uranium One? Robert Mueller, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence....

Do you think Daddy just screams and moans about Mueller for no reason?

Yeah, why can't he just accept that the FBI took his political opposition's Russian propaganda that they paid for, and used it to spy on his campaign, and open an investigation?!? /s

Individual 1 doesn’t have much longer, I’m afraid.

Ok Louise Mensch.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Well, he's a black liberal, son of an elite liberal snowflake and some random Kenyan alcoholic who muh dicked her, what more do you need?

Seriously I've been asking right wingers for years "Okay what has Obama actually done that's so bad." they either go silent, change the subject, or call me a cuckold and accuse me of being triggered

I'd bet a pizza he has a crusty AOC body pillow he beds every night

But that would mean he got rid of the Clinton pillow if he uses AOC

Sometimes he has a mom and dad fuck daughter roleplay night.

David Dees is the better artist. Ben Garrison is the bigger autist.

You could make money advertising these on Fox News and right-wing radio.

The transformation into the 4chan version of him gets closer and closer lol

The noose really makes it.

Never 4get the time he drew a Qanon noose in one of his fever-dreams

Lol when was that

A few months ago. I think he made at least one other, but he seems to have abandoned the movement.

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Lol I've seen that comic but never noticed that before. This boy is really off his rocker

Im pretty sure that was a fake

It was 100% legit.

What's the latest with those retards? I got bored after the got banned from here.

Ben Garrison turned into Zyklon Ben over a year ago

Honestly, this comic is even worse than the 4chan edits.

Another example of someone absolutely ruined by the Internet. 4chan has turned this poor guy into another Chris-chan.

I honestly don't even feel bad for him

Well, they are both furries.

Sad!

I blame the jews mostly.

Isn’t it unironically kind of racist to have a black guy who doesn’t even speak in Ebonics say “raycis” in your cartoon?

Are you implying Ben Garrison might be racist? And are you trying to combat global warming with that take?

Sure, but has he ever been so blatantly hypocritical about it?

the threat is white men

Days after a bunch of white men were murdered at a synagouge.

Don Lemon called out white men.... therefore he speaks in ebonics???

I love how the racial identity of Jews is always contingent on the discussion being had.

well white supremecists say they aren't white so i have to assume gamers are wrongnin every case.

UPDATE: Jews are considered white today.

This needs to be in the sidebar and updated daily.

Jews exist in a superposition as both white and non-white. All the privilege, none of the guilt.

White as fuck: check

Rich:check

Tbh white supremacists are just mad that jews created an apartheid religous ethnostate that genocides brown people and is partly funded by the US. Thats like the whitest you can get.

Man he's just like Milo. He doesn't actually have any core beliefs. He's just a grifter who worked out that you rip old white people off super easily.

Milo has a core belief: Fucking kids is a-okay.

He's just like Milo

Is he also more than $2m in debt?

Whoa, is someone calling Ben “A one man Klan” Garrison racist?

Next you're gonna tell me the noose is inciting violence.

It’s a surveyor’s rope.

It represents the seventeenth letter of the English alphabet

Oh please we all know when don hangs around his gang later off the show be reverts back to ebonics

Okay y'all!

Oakie Doke

that' s abig yikes for me, yall

Ben Garrison? racist?

Say it ain't so!

I mean, they don't call him Zyklon Ben for nothing.

Ben "Six Million More" Garrison

Waiting for Ben to drop a "dindu nuffin" next week.

Nope.

That's not Ebonics that just a crude way to write it.

Just like writing white people as wypipo.

Sure thing. And “gibs me dat” and “dindu nuffin” are based on Cockney rhyming slang.

I'm sure you think pointing out how they pronounce ask as Axe is raysus as well.

But Don Lemon doesn’t talk that way, retard, so Ben is giving him this imagined trait based only on his race, which is the dictionary definition of racism.

you pointing out obvious racism is the textbook definition of racism libcuck

Ew boomers go away

Woah woah back up. Ben Garrison is racist? You might be onto something truly mysterious chief.

Yea its completely fucked up racist lmao.

zyklon ben is racist?>

Are you trying to insinuate that Ben "mow 'em down in the welfare line" Garrison is racist?

Boooooo. That doesn't even rhyme.

It's Ben "emptying my nine in the welfare line" Garrison. Kids these days, smh.

It’s load my nine in the welfare line you dunce

Ben "Emptying my 9 into the welfare line" Garrison

wtf where's the shoe?

LBJs greatest mistake was not extending the draft to all Boomers.

That wouldnt have been enough, he needed to go nuclear after deploying them all.

It's over for detente-cels

This just proves it. Steve Harvey might be dead.

would have made things worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2VwFDV4-g

"Becoming Michelle" by Michael Obama

I laffed and farded

It was pretty ebin. Dramacels wont get this reference.

It actually took me a moment to get it. That particular conspiracy theory is further down the rabbit hole than I usually go.

lol out loud

free and GNUpilled

Ok but for real who tf cares if Michelle is a guy? Kinda sexist to assume men are worse at running things.

How the fok does does Eric's gun work?

It goes chak-chak and then pewpewpewpew

Like the rest of his work it looks like a gun you would see in a dream.

There's not even a pretense of creativity or cleverness anymore out of this guy. AOC nutcracker with a walnut that is labeled "capitalism". Wew gottem

Mercer has been giving him some pretty tight deadlines.

Otherwise the boomers won't get it.

"We hate capitalism!"

draws pictures of those people destroying capitalism

"gottem"

He definitely wants to fuck Swalwell

Needs more labels

Don Lemon

that's a great name

I love Daddy hiding behind the wall.

Why is this man so obsessed with “Obama’s Legacy”.

I’m pretty sure no one on the left has even mentioned the “legacy” of Obama except when referring to politicians that are similar to him.

“Obummer REEEEEEEEEEE” –Ben

Wow, he used a format where naming everything actually is the good thing to do, and he didn't even write who that Blondie on the left is.

What the fuck

The walnut labeled capitalism is self-parody level retarded

One thing I really appreciate about Garrison is his subtlety.

Really pushes the boundaries of inference sometimes

I don't understand why Obama legacy is a chocolate ice cream soft serve paper weight? But OK Ben

💩

His target demographic is white boomers, he has to dumb things down.

Is this real

It's genuine.

In other words, Americans be retarded.

The whole thing needs a giant arrow pointing to it labeled "Ben Garrison comic." I was so confused I had to get an adult to come and help me

What are the odds that people who think Michelle Obama is trans, have sucked a cock?

It has always been hopeful thinking. Even Alex "It was a popup" Jones likes trannies.

Even Alex "It was a popup" Jones likes trannies.

shit i missed it, AJ got caught fapping to traps?

Between this and Don Lemon saying "raycis" it's pretty apparent that 4chan wasn't wrong about him being a raging racist.

Each one of his comics is like an instant fever dream, good lord lol.

This is fantastic, you can't even tell if its a parody or not.

This guy gets paid

Holiday

WHY IS HE SO AFRAID TO SAY CHRISTMAS

So. Despite that noose supposedly for Hilary. Wouldn't it ne more appropriate for Trumpy boy to be there, or am I not getting the cartoon?

remember when this guy claimed to be libertarian?

We doubted him when his last few cartoons lacked labels. Looks like he was waiting to shoot his load in one go

Who nuked Canada?

calling michelle a tranny

simultaneously accusing others of spreading fake news

🤔🤔🤔

"Before you send me hate mail, bear in mind that Michelle Obama being a ‘tranny’ is a common Internet meme. My book cover variation is meant to prompt a chuckle and that’s all. Yeah, yeah…I know. The sensitive snowflakes are humorless nags due to an overdose of political correctness and they can no longer laugh at themselves or their heroes. Regardless, Obama is thought by many to be our first gay president in addition to being our first black president. (He treated black citizens badly, though). He’s called Michelle ‘Michael’ several times. Buy her book if you must, but you may want to avoid her lunch menu."

What a fucking cocksucker.

so hes basically a seriousposter who bitches about seriousposters

you may want to avoid her lunch menu

God forbid tax-payer funded meals for children are nutritious. America is fat and I like it!

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Republicans are obsessed with the idea that she's trans. Probably the same reason they're obsessed with cucks.

Projection is one hell of a drug

See Paul Manafort and Roger Stone. Both LITERAL CUCKOLDS.

Those actual cuckold people do seem racist though

It's because female sexual dimorphism for Africans is slightly more masculine than for Caucasians so racists like to make fun of black women for looking a little more 'manly' than an equivalent white woman. It's racism, basically.

And whites have no room to talk to be honest because compared to Asian women, white women look like apes too. Compare the sexual dimorphism of the brow ridge / orbital rims between white people and Asians. White women have a much heavier brow ridge than Asian women.

Nigga what?

female sexual dimorphism for Africans

Africa is a pretty big continent with a lot of genetic variation. Yes, they are all BLACK as in the skin color, but black is really all Africans have in common in terms of general appearance. Go look up the Maasai people. Apart from skin color, their genetic profile defies all stereotypes of what Africans are supposed to look like.

Damm, I hope one day to reach this level of boomerposting

She bout to pop that capitalism but lmao

I want a Ben Garrison refrigerator magnet set for Christmas.

How fat and disgusting do you have to be.

smh Ben, missed an ez opportunity to use "jackass in a box".

Also, Swalwell being that jacked is just a caricature of what Ben wishes he could become, nuke-missile-gun-thing included.

Please tell me this is a joke

Eric Swolewell

Our guy Bennie boy got suspended for this picture on Goybook.

This is funny in all the wrong ways

muh Obama and muh HilarEEEEE

Classic Ben!!

This is way too heavy-handed even by his standards.

That guy is totally not triggered. Nope, totally level headed and not a snowflake. Not triggered even a little.

If Trump is looking at you from behind the wall doesn't that imply Garrison is drawing this in Mexico?

This looks like a schizo boomer larper's fever dream

Okay but Michelle had kids where is this trans thing coming from? Out of all the baseless claims, this is by far the most out there. Is it because she isn't some fat fatty fatass they can relate too?

How is this guy making money? Like are people paying him for these cartoons?

Can there be a garrison flair?

They switched Michelle and Cortez's face

Lotta butt hurts in here?

The wreath is actually pretty creative

Puts down the syringe?

I'm surprised Mr Zyklon didn't put $14.88 beside a drawing of Feinstein

The best part is that this picture makes Eric Swalwell look like a badass.

He's unhinged.

Imagine being as constantly triggered as Ben Garrison