Try drugs. They make most stuff easier, except being responsible and caring for yourself or others. But they’re stellar for hiding from unpleasant realizations.
Ugh, I'll probably just suck it up and do what I can about the reality that people exist who somehow actually believe this moron knows what he's doing and that it's good.
Because they’d stop him from admitted to knowing about payments and probably tell him that if you coordinate a criminal payment scheme even with your lawyer, there’s no “lawyer liability” or attorney client privilege to protect your
Someone tries to stop a shitter Twitter session, he runs after them in a rage. Having forgotten to pull up his pants, he trips and hits his head on the bathroom sink, is pronounced (even more) brain dead a few hours later.
Welcome to resistance twitter where it’s all daddy, all Russia and all drama all the time. It’s the biggest circle jerk outside of t_d on the internet.
Idk it’s roughly similar. Twatter has 67 million active American users and of that maybe >1% are what you’d consider hashtag resistance accounts. T_D has like 600k subscribers so it’s about the same
It's kinda like when people mix up loose and lose, but also like when you're really, really stupid.
Iunno, Imma need Q to explain the meaning of smocking to me over the next few months, and then I'm going to need some YouTube videos detailing the meaning of Q's interpretation. And then I'm also going to need a lotta fent.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-10
That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 bunkerman11 2018-12-10
Wow. He used "Smocking Gun", not once but twice
1 Kosmiche 2018-12-10
I want what he's smocking.
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-10
Covfefe. What else?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-10
The DDF thinks this is proof of his genius.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-12-10
They don’t believe in Occam’s razor because ol’ Will was a libcuck.
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-10
Hey man fuck you. 6000 DIMENSIONAL CHESS, ASSHOLE!!!
1 GraceStrangerThanYou 2018-12-10
Oh god, I really need to believe this is just trolling. I don't want people like that to really exist because it's just too damn terrifying.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-10
Election results suggest a significant amount of people like this exists, unfortunately.
1 GraceStrangerThanYou 2018-12-10
It really makes my denial difficult to maintain.
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-10
Try drugs. They make most stuff easier, except being responsible and caring for yourself or others. But they’re stellar for hiding from unpleasant realizations.
1 GraceStrangerThanYou 2018-12-10
Ugh, I'll probably just suck it up and do what I can about the reality that people exist who somehow actually believe this moron knows what he's doing and that it's good.
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-10
Personally, I’m just giving up on everything and joining a commune.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-10
Remember all the followers Q had who swore that every time he made a wrong prediction that it was further proof that he was legit?
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-12-10
Fentanyl-induced maximum cope.
1 kjmiller7 2018-12-10
R E N T F R E E
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-10
1 Snowayne2 2018-12-10
😂😂😂
1 marshroanoke 2018-12-10
jesus.christ.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-10
Why does he not have anyone proofread his tweets?
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-12-10
Because they’d stop him from admitted to knowing about payments and probably tell him that if you coordinate a criminal payment scheme even with your lawyer, there’s no “lawyer liability” or attorney client privilege to protect your
1 brd4eva 2018-12-10
will you be the one to tell daddy that he made a mistake?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-10
Fair point.
1 Ghdust2 2018-12-10
The fuck is he gonna do? Try to fight me while having a temper tantrum?
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-10
This is how Trump leaves office:
Someone tries to stop a shitter Twitter session, he runs after them in a rage. Having forgotten to pull up his pants, he trips and hits his head on the bathroom sink, is pronounced (even more) brain dead a few hours later.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-10
aka just a normal Tuesday night in the white House
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-10
MSNBC should hire /r/drama you're way better at dissing him than them. And it's not because they don't make jokes.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-10
I was expecting that to end with him getting an impromptu erection and getting done for rape
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-12-10
And doesn’t lose a single voter.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-10
I don't know what's worse: Unironically thinking he'd be good and voting for him or still defending him after 2 years of this insanity.
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2018-12-10
How could people freak out over the misspellings then?
1 StopEditingTitles 2018-12-10
He's misspelling them on purpose so they trend. If you check advanced twitter search he knows how to spell smoking.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-10
Do you really think he understands how Twitter works well enough to do this? Really?
1 StopEditingTitles 2018-12-10
Rappers use twitter
1 Tobans 2018-12-10
1 queendead2march19 2018-12-10
I doubt a trump tweet would get attention otherwise.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-10
Because anyone in his administration who is capable of proofreading would try to talk him out of sending them. He knows it, too.
1 searingsky 2018-12-10
if anyone proofread his tweets there wouldnt be any
1 Gtyyler 2018-12-10
Smock my gun, Daddy.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2018-12-10
Pole-smocking daddy!
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-10
That redhead Sarah girl in the replies tho. Ooof. Mama give me some.
1 burnitdownsyndrome 2018-12-10
WHERE?
i see a redhead Samantha who's okay, but no noteworthy redhead Sarah.
links me fam
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-10
Idk if you'll like her but she hits all my marks.
https://www.instagram.com/nachosarah/
1 burnitdownsyndrome 2018-12-10
ohhhhh Sarah beattie.
yeah I used to (still do?) follow her on insta. yeah she's hot, def crazy tho.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-10
How?
1 burnitdownsyndrome 2018-12-10
in a crazy hot girl way.
this has nothing to do with politics, it's just how she is.
She's kinda funny and I want to bang her, but she's simply hot-girl crazy.
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-10
This coming from grandpa tick tock himself. Wew
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-10
That's not gramps, that's Eva.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-10
That was the super racist but kind of in the closet guy, right that dressed like spiderman, no?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-10
Yes, that's Eva. Lol. Gramps aka IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu is a 60+ boomer from Iowa.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-10
Is it true that the minimum age to live in Iowa is 55? So granddaddy is kind of a youngster
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-10
Need more spider nudes tbh 💅👀
1 froibo 2018-12-10
Hell yeah
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-10
Ikr!?
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-10
Gay
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-10
which side tho
woke hoe, or alt thot?
1 wewladin 2018-12-10
https://mobile.twitter.com/d1Vinman
How does one make a twitter bio as unironically gay and “muh resistance” tier like this?
Internet for the masses was a mistake.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-10
Welcome to resistance twitter where it’s all daddy, all Russia and all drama all the time. It’s the biggest circle jerk outside of t_d on the internet.
1 Lmaobussylmao 2018-12-10
The Donald isn’t that big
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-10
Idk it’s roughly similar. Twatter has 67 million active American users and of that maybe >1% are what you’d consider hashtag resistance accounts. T_D has like 600k subscribers so it’s about the same
1 Lmaobussylmao 2018-12-10
How many of those are active though?
1 wewladin 2018-12-10
Libtard status: bussy blasted TDS
1 Lmaobussylmao 2018-12-10
Lol you said buddy
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-10
this is the weakest shit i’ve ever seen
1 wewladin 2018-12-10
I like to belive he was putting “mock” in smoking but idk what layer of dimensional chess we are on now
1 Leading_Bag 2018-12-10
This is beyond dimensions and into String theory Pokemon Go territory.
1 duckraul2 2018-12-10
Spooky tweets at a distance
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-12-10
It's kinda like when people mix up loose and lose, but also like when you're really, really stupid.
Iunno, Imma need Q to explain the meaning of smocking to me over the next few months, and then I'm going to need some YouTube videos detailing the meaning of Q's interpretation. And then I'm also going to need a lotta fent.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-12-10
It should be illegal to use your phone on the toilet. I don't want to get pinkeye because some stranger couldn't put down Facebook for one minute.
1 scatmunchies 2018-12-10
Why are you putting strangers’ fingers in your eyes?
1 positiveandmultiple 2018-12-10
It's his one-eyed snake
1 allendrio 2018-12-10
You joke but theres a good chance thats what he does to avoid aides going over his tweets.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-10
He must be smocking cock
1 coldfirerules 2018-12-10
Lol absolute fucking mong.
Murica.
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-10
there’s a really good article on the root about this
1 Ikea_Man 2018-12-10
lol how is this man President
how is this man President of the United States
1 seenten 2018-12-10
Because roughly half the US population is as retarded
1 mcslibbin 2018-12-10
more
1 Ikea_Man 2018-12-10
At least. Every day I'm moving that figure up and up
1 4ntonvalley 2018-12-10
Let's not sMock him too much.